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“”Ushhhhhhhh… Ashhhhh”…. Take it easy, you are hurting me.” She sang into my ears. What I heard was: “Do it faster, I need it faster… Harder!!!” Me just stepped on the pedal and pumped away. I was hitting her deeply, paying with her inner cacus. The sensation I was receiving was really worth all the suffering I had gone through just to get her. “I will sue you for Molesting me o” She said breathlessly as I turned her round and began the canine style on her. Sue who? Me? She never jam. I would be the first to sue her. I know you guys might think I am crazy, but I am not. Oya, let me rewind it so you will know why I would want to sue her. I had met her in an internet cafe. I was already done browsing but the time still remained. Internet cafe these days no longer install that software that automatically shuts you down when your time is over. It was really that good. I lifted my head to look at the cafe attendant, just to determine his position. He was seated concentrating. Lol, my mind went back to when I was a cafe attendant. All my spare time were used in watching por’n online. I believed that was the exact thing he was doing. “How much is 30 minutes” I heard a lovely voice said. I looked up again to behold the loveliest face I had ever seen. She was not fat and was also not on the slim side. Just my exact kind of woman. I was perplexed. Now, I wanted to approach her but my liver had ran away from my body. It was just me, I and my world. She had settled down after purchasing an hour of browsing time. I was watching her. The first place she entered was facebook. I was excited. I peeped and saw her name, searched for her immediately and added her. She received me almost immediately. I sent her a message. “Hi, can I have your number please?” She replied. “LOL” Bleep it. I was trying to put words together in my head when… “Oga, you time don finish o.” Chineke. No problem. I was happy I had established contact. What remains is to go through her ABOUT and find out if her number is there. I got home and could not sleep. I could not even eat and I had sweat pouring all over me. Wait, no mind that statement there, I am only trying to sound poetic. I ate all I wanted, had a perfect dream and was so relaxed my sweat glands began protesting. All through, I was busy thinking about this girl. Her beautiful features. Her smile, don’t ask me how I got to know how her smile looks. Owk, I will tell you. When I requested for her number, she looked at me and smiled. Which green light green pass wetin she gimme abeg? I got to the office on Monday morning and quickly went to the history of our chats. Like say we even chat many self. I clicked on her name and whoosaa, her page flew open. I did the first thing. Scroll through her pictures. They were all stuning and I was busy clapping in my mind. I had landed jackpot. “Attai, why are you smiling like a fish na?” My colleague asked me. I looked at him. He was always this pastor type and me was always thinking and feeling that he is a virgin. Lol, a man being a virgin. “O boy, na one babe wey I hammer o. Her own don finish” I replied him. “See, Attai, you need to change. Following women is not good. You have a bright future ahead of you.” He advised. “See this man. Tell me say you no fuucckk pass me for your past life na” I asked him. He just shook his head and wanted to walk away. I stopped him with my speech. “If na Jesus now, him no go give up on me like you just do o. Your hell fire go so hot pass my own because I go lay allegations for your head on judgment day wella” I said. He shook his head the more, like he was planning to clear it. “Attai, may God forgive you” And in the catholic fashion, I replied.. “And also you”. Now that is bad. I kept looking at the pictures, imagining her lying on the bed Unclad. How would her Kitty-Cat look like? Kai, I was already fuucckking her before I got my hands on her. My dicckk from all those thoughts had become as hard as iron and I was sweating under the AC. See me o. Me wey no sweat before, na me wan begin sweat now, no lele sha. “Attai, madam dey call you” Me? Yesu, I don enter. How I wan carry go face that woman now. See as my pole wire just tanda dey salute my tight plain trouser. No ask me o, I dey like make my trousers dey hug me sometimes. Sha, the girls for my office don teach me lesson. Anytime them see me, na to dey look my preek. “Ma, you sent for me” I spoke in my oyibo-film induced English. Who would not want to impress an American-trained professional? Her English self and the way she dey carry talk am make me know say Ishilove and Princesa still dey kindergarten for Use of English. “Yes I did” Imagine say na Queen Elizabeth dey yan this one. You know how Englishmen dey speak their English na. That kind Harry Potter them. Well, Naija women wey school for America dey speak Britannica, me wey school for Kano and don watch all the American gangster movies must speak like them na.

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She come dey look me for face, na small small her eyes wan go where my dicckk just pam for inside where the dicckk dey frustrate dey stretch imself. I just carry style do like say I wan fold my hands for front make she talk wetin she wan talk make I go continue my work. Na so I adjust my face like say I be the most serious person for this world. My mind walai, dey recite psalms and hymns make the preek go down but for where? “I want you to check my mailbox, there is an attachment there. Print it for me.” Na so I nod head waka comot from her office o. I no wan hear say person poo come ask me make I smell am. I know my pidgin English is really difficult to comprehend but how will I put it for you guys to understand my feelings better. I went back to my table, opened yahoomail and logged in Madam’s account. It was filled with more than a million emails. Most of which were sent by scammers. I wonder why them crazy scammers would want to scam someone who is a lady and still use, “I am Miss Trisha P. I lost my father in the war in senegal and he left 200 Billion Dollars for me” Seriously, it is foolish to scam someone with such a huge amount of money. I can’t fall for such scamming. Instead I will fall for far lesser amount. “Kpulup” If you use facebook well, you will understand this sound. I always have my earpiece on my ears whenever I’m in front of the system. This is to alert me whenever there is a message. I jumped madam’s task and browsed facebook. “New Message from Perpetual” Was boldly displayed on the tab above. Hmmmm… Great. I quickly clicked in order to see the message. “Hi” The message read. I was confused o. Is it that this babe has fallen for me? Hmm… I am not priding myself as handsome o, but I have one weapon. Being fair. You know, your colour can break barriers. Yeah, put 6 people and let one be fair among them. You will notice the fair person first. Such was it o. I chose only dark guys as friends so babes will always see me. Kapish? “Hallo” I did not wait for her to reply, I quickly composed this and sent… “I dreamed that power was given to me. I was meant to do something with it but with all the power something still lacked.” I stopped there. “Are you a poet?” She asked me. Bingo!!! Yellow fineboy and also a poet, you see combination? I only hid the being a Writer aspect from her. “I won’t say yes but looking at your pictures inspire me. I could become the president of Nigeria by just meditating on your pictures” I replied. “Haaaaaaa… You are flattering me oo” She screamed-typed. “Me? No o. I am saying the truth as was just revealed to me by an angel just now. He said you left them in heaven and he has been sent to monitor you. Guess what?” I typed. “….Wat (with a squeezed faced emoticon) “He said I am the right person for you” I typed back. Next thing I saw on the screen was… “OK.. Bye!!!” Yeah… Una know the reaction. I was shocked and for once, regretted being a poet. If only I had known. I just dey look blankly at my screen. What happened? What did I say wrong? Well, I shrugged and went back to checking Madam’s mailbox. I printed what she wanted and took it to her. She smiled, collected it and told me to be careful with women. Since she was the superior and na Madam- Staff relationship, I just muttered OK and walked back to my table. My day was as spoilt as rotten egg, the computer self was looking at me with a scowl on its face. Na small, I for break am but I no get anger problem like Sexkillz, so I just maintain. I was in that state when my phone started ringing. I looked at the screen and discovered it was a new number. I had never seen it before. Ok, let me break it down for you guys. NPA, Nigeria Players Association, back me up on this. I have multiple girls that gives me toto when ever I am conjigated. Now, calls come in all the time and I have to be on the safer side. How do I achieve this? I don’t save their numbers with names. All I do is look hard at the digits and the combination gets into my brain. Me I sabi cram o but I no too good for maths. Another thing, I call everybody baby. Even if I am speaking to my sister on the phone, the moment I pick it up, I say… “Baby, what’s up?” So the babes just get used to it. “Hello, Attai on the line” I do this most time to avoid saying hello and passing through interrogations o. “Hy, it’s me” Celine Dion na learner where this voice dey o. I opened my mouth but not a sound came out. I was trying to process the musical notes I had just heard into words. “Sorry please. Who?” I was fuuccking polite. Who knows, it could be Agbani Darego calling. “Perpetual” Now I was more stunned than any stunned person. My brain went into hyper-drive, I needed ideas. “Yeahhhhhhhhhh…” I cleared my throat. “Your voice sounds different” I said into my mouth-piece. “Yeah, I had cough that day” Kai… Now I gats play my ball well. “If the voice I heard that day had cough, this is just recovering from cough, what happens when you recover fully?” She laughed silently. That blew my breath away. “You are funny and I like you.” Una know the rest na…. WATCH OUT FOR PART 3

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felt I had struck jackpot. My heart leaped and to be candid with you guys, I saw it performing acrobatics. Chei, I was a circus performer at heart. I was busy smiling when.. “Attai, are you there?” I heard that beautiful voice again. You know that feeling na? When after walking under a scorching sun, someone gives you very chilled pure-water to drink. You know how you will sip the water little by little to preserve it. That was how I wanted to preserve the moment. I was savouring each sound of her voice. “I am but my spirit, soul and body transformed by cosmic powers is seated close to you. Angel, your voice can make a man do things that will make the world question him later” I dropped that one. Seriously, I did not know when I said that. It just came out. “You are flattering me again ba. Okay, bye” And did I beg her not to drop the call? Nope. I know say I don get her and nothing she fit do again. She was already within my grip and me, when I hold something wey dey priceless, to leave am dey like big work. I punched the air and screamed, my hand holding my mouth tight. I was boiling over with joy. “You are celebrating the devil” My colleague who I believe had been eaves-dropping my conversation suddenly spoke out. “I will ask God for forgiveness later” I replied him. He shook his head and went ahead to tell me the story of a man who said he would give his life to Christ at the last minute. He ended up dying in an accident. His head was cut off from his mouth upward. Now that story scare me, na so I open my mouth like say I wan breath, sharpaly exclaim silently sha: “God forgive me.” See, na normal thing to pursue woman o, but men, I dey always fear make e no be when I dey give do’g’gy style to babe na im trumpet go blow. How I wan carry explain? Na utmost ffuucckking for hell be that na and I believe say the puussyy go be chuku-chuku. (Una don watch that Liberian girl testimony na) “See you. Just continue for your misdeed” He said. “Your hell-fire go hot pass my own” I shouted back at him. Office through out that day was fun as I did things that made other workers to stare at me. If you wey I senior just say, “Attai, abeg help me fetch water make I drink” Normally, I go use bad eye look then warn you make you no ever make that mistake again. For where. This time, na speed I dey carry go fetch the water. I dey do all those things just for time to run but the time self just stiff die like say earth dey find am difficult to rotate again. Pardon my pidgin. I know say e dey hard una read sometimes. I waited till closing time, 6:00pm. First time I did not inform my boss I was leaving. I just went to where my bag was kept. Opened it, sprayed my chinese perfume for body. Entered into the restroom, looked at my face and spoke some words of encouragement to me. You know how they say, if you don’t talk to yourself, who will? I walked outside, entered the lift and stopped at the last floor. From there I proceeded to walk to the bus-stop. I no get car so babes, make una know that one now. I had gotten to NNPC towers when my phone rang. I looked at the screen, it was the same number. I quickly picked it. I waited and the person at the other end waited too. Sensing she wanted to play with me, I opened my mouth… “Only the sound of your breath is lifting me up here. I can’t wait to look into those lovely eyes and express myself proper to you.” I thought I had dropped a great line. “So na you dey disturb my babe!!!” A voice thicker than Obasanjo’s own spoke from the background. “Ahh.. Bros, so na you?” I said stopping dead on my tracks. I had already gotten to my bus stop which is right on the bridge. There you will see cars going directly to Nyanya, Mararaba, Ado, New Nyanya (which happens to be my bus stop) and Masaka. “Yessss… Na me, any problem?” He asked. His voice appeared thicker. Me? I was not in the least beat scared o. If him wan form boss, na for himself and na from person hand him collect the toto from. Me ma wan collect the toto from am. I had already gone into my archives to provide what I would use in answering him and trust me, my mouth dey sharp for this kind thing. If na face to face confrontation, I for preach to am but as per say na phone, I go show am say him no suppose to dey pick him girl phone. “So you are that guy that makes Perpetual cry all the time eh” I had made my voice stronger, giving it that iron feel. Call me, I will speak in that manner to you if you want (dudes only) but if you are a lady, I will make my voice as soft as the wind. Na so in-between your legs go dey scratch you somehow. No try me, I mean am. My grandpapa teach me the juju well. “Sorry?” He was taken aback. “Sorry for yourself. This is how you guys go around breaking women heart and at the end coming to monitor your sister’s phone” It came out before I could stop it. “Mr. Man, she is not my sister. She is my girlfriend.” He said, his voice sounding loud. I removed my phone from my ear. I would have cut the call but I have the training on managing your anger during call. I can scream at you all I want, you can abuse me all you want but I will never drop the call on you. I will have to say that normal “BYE and Have a Nice Day”. “It changes nothing. You cheat, you lie, you beat her. Malam, that babe should be given some break.” I dropped it. He could not reply immediately, it looked like he was thinking of what to say. “See, you better mind your business” “Why would I mind my business? She is my cousin.” I said silently. “Sorry bros. No vex.” I did not wait for him to finish before cutting the call. WATCH OUT FOR PART 4 This is another fantastic story that you're gonna love.. 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So I stand for bridge dey wait for bus abi car, in fact anything wey fit just come. If you dey Abuja and you no get car, you go understand wetin I dey yan. Na so you go wait for bus stop make you enter car, you go see half of the population of Nigeria dey wait with you. If car mistakenly stop eh, na blow, punch, bite and push them dey carry enter the car. Na so the thing just be me. Kai… It wasn’t funny and still isn’t wallahi. I stood there for a very long time, maybe because I was reasoning who the guy who had picked the call is. Now, you know that feeling of you nearly getting something, something special, then you discover that someone else has it and even has no value for it. The feeling of emptiness. That was exactly how I felt. “Masaka _ Ado, N150. No change!!! If you give me five hundred, I no go return your money.” I heard a voice screaming. I was lost in thoughts. I lifted my head and saw Abuja Molue (Yes, you read it right. Abuja has molue. Green in colour. Very old and rickety and those guy? Hold-up doesn’t hold them as cars clear from their way. Who would want to brush body with a rusting car? Even if na them brush you, them go rake about their constitutional right till the point wey you go just forgive them) coming to a halt. As expected, masses rushed towards the car. Me? Kai, I was in the forefront of the struggle. I no wan hear say this car leave me. If I don’t get in, I will spend N200 but if I succeed enter, I go buy Plantain Chips for N50. I be economist. I had picked a seat close to the window (my best seat during any car ride) and had settled down. People were still trooping in. “Move a little please” I heard a voice say to me. Lol, I was 2going so was oblivious of my surrounding. I adjusted a little, the owner of the voice sat down. The voice was feminine o but I did not look up, not until half of the person’s a’r’se rested on my lap, I had to adjust. Damn!! That a’r’se was soft. I looked up and saw a girl trying to bring out her phone from her bag. The side of her face was beautiful and I could see she was dimpledified (una understand na). I swallowed a little bit and waited for her to lift her face up completely. She did and whola, her lips were as thick as mama iyabo’s kpomo. Her bosom were so huge it was pressing against the seat in front of us. The devil got me thinking. Yes, put the blame of every misdeed on the devil. I wanted to feel those bosom. The ar’s’e had created its own effect, now is time for me to create mine. I saw she was adjusting, (the journey was yet to begin) looking uncomfortable. I was there to comfort her. “You can seat by the window while I seat there.” Yeah, only half of her ar’s’e was occupying the seat. “Thank you.” She stood up while I came out from the seat. She entered and sat down comfortably leaving only a little portion for me. Thank God men have small nyashes and what they lack in nyash, they have in preeks (some men which I am lucky to be part of). “Everybody don siddon? Oya driver, make we dey go” Me? Siddon? Mba!!! I was wedged in-between two fat people, a sumptious lady by my left and an obese man by my right. I was f’u’cked. “are you comfortable?” The kpomo lips sporting babe asked. “Yes, very comfortable.” I replied. You can see the contortion of my face from a mile. You will know I am being choked. “Sorry eh.” She said and placed her hand on my laps. Hmmm… Signal!! Signal!! “No problem.” I could not even 2go again. I just abandoned it, plugged my ear-piece into my ears and started listening to Eminem’s “I’m a Soldier”. I am a great fan of Eminem from childhood but if I hear say I fit rap follow some of im raps. As the journey started, she leaned and placed her head on her hand on the front seat. Her bosom stared at me without protection. The fatman was already nodding his head while my di’c’k was doing residential evil (the awakening). I acted like I wanted to scratch my chest, arched my elbow and brushed it on her gigantic b’o’o’bs lightly. There was no bleeping reaction!! Memories came flooding back. (TRAVAILS OF A MALE SECRETARY) As I looked at the brea’ast, left one in particular staring at me, na so my heart pick up rhythm. I just dey look the bosom as e dey shake anytime wey the driver wan accelerate or decelerate. Na so I just dey imagine how the bosom go feel like. My elbow just rest lightly on the bosom. Light for inside bus dey off and other passengers ma just dey look dia front. I decided to make firm my elbow which I used in tugging at her bosom a little bit to see the reaction. The babe acted like she was asleep. The music playing in ma ears had turned to “Not Afraid” by Eminem. “Make una bring una money, gather am line by line.” The conductor pleaded with us. “And like I been say, if you no get change, your money go become my own” That part was a joke. The buses though are notorious for delaying you each time you give them a higher denomination and there’s no change. “Bros, abeg you get change” She spoke from within. Da fucckk my elbow was pressing firmly on her bosom. “Ehm.. No worry about the money” Yehhh… N150 for pressing bosom. Fair enough. I hear say ashawo dey charge higher for Abuja. In fact, Nassarawa wey I dey. Me no dey do ashis sha but I follow one of my friend go City Rock for Mararaba. Na 700 the guy pay. Na me even bargain because him say I’m must Bleep that particular girl. I swear to God, the girl get belle. I no just tell am. When him come back, I ask am how him carry Bleep… See im reply.. “Na the first time wey ashawo dey gimme Canine Methodology be that” Me? I just laugh. “Na sake of say she get belle na” I reply am. “No wonder. Na wetin make her dey complain. Only God know how the pikin head go look like once she finally born. The pikin suppose get migraine sake of say the number of preeks wey go dey knock him head no be here. “Oga, no change o” The conductor shouted at me. He squeezed his face to look tougher. I was not in the mood to argue. “When you see change, give me. And the money na for 2 people self.” I said to him. “If I gat one shot, one opportunity” Lyrics of ’8 Miles’ blaring through the speakers. Yeah, Eminem seemed to know I was finding it hard to make up my mind. The day had gotten dark and we were stuck in the crazy hold up of Abacha Barracks. Now, this molue usually manoeuvres its way out of tight situations and in doing so, it usually follows sides of the road. This causes the passengers to be thrown against each other and is my perfect opportunity to do things under the guise of being shaken up. Na so I removed my elbow, carry hand grab the full bosom. I fit swear say the babe no even stare. The fat man no send and everybody just dey shout make driver take am easy. I held the bosom for some seconds before I started fiddling with it. I fondled and fondled, my preek charge and charge. Na so I carry my bag wey I dey always keep for ground come up. I rest am for my knee. E be like na invitation. The babe hand ma just grab my preek. I first pause, swallow spit come look around. I wan make sure say coast dey clear for the kind thing wey she wan do. Nobody even look back. I felt like the only man in the world. Una understand say if woman begin touch you, you go get morale proceed. Na when she bone, you go dey reason whether she dey vex. Na so e do me o. I just turn my hand put inside her shirt. Now that position dey uncomfortable but na how man go do. Her hand wey dey handle my preek. E dey sweet me so tay I feel say na cheating if I no grab ha natural bosom without bra. Na dia I see myself dey play with bosom like say na government job. The car sef just dey make noise. Small time, her hand comot from my preek. I come dey happy say I don win, say she dey feel me pass. Na when I hear my zippers dey go down na im I know say I still be learner. Her warm hand dey my boxers dey drag am up. “Nyanya deyyyy!!!?” The conductor shout. I freeze. “Oga, move make I come down.” A voice was saying from behind. My hand don comot from her bobby o. But na so her hand don grab my natural preek dey squeeze am. Men, na small, I for just open my mouth say sssshhhh. Journey continue o and e come be like say hold-up no go dey Mararaba. I no know where the babe dey come down. Na so I put hand inside my bag, retrieve my wallet. Check inside, carry complimentary card put for her hand. “Marabha dey” Na so the babe take come down. Oya, wetin make I put my wallet for bag na sake of say eh, one una wan enter car. Una go drag. Person fit drag your wallet comot from inside your pocket. “Hello” Na Perpetual dey call. “I really want to see you tonight. Let’s meet at the cafe.” Her voice sounded teary. I was alerted. “I’m on my way.” I was still at Ado junction. Just five minutes to New Nyanya junction my final destination. WATCH OUT FOR PART 5

I dropped at New Nyanya junction and strolled casually to my destination. The internet cafe is located in a place facing my street. Elder Ogba street. I had passed the Market a little bit when I heard my name.. “Attai” I turned round to see tall Israel walking towards me. “O boy, how far na” He asked as he caught up with me. “I bam o.” I replied. “Na where you dey go so” He asked. Now we all know that is a foolish question. One thing is to see me dressed in working clothes, another is to ask me where I am headed to. “I dey go your father wife place” I replied him. “Baba, stop to dey play na. I wan introduce you to one girl. She say she like you well well.” He said to me. My ear twitched at the mention of introduction, like and most of all, girl. “I for like follow you o. But e get one babe wey me wan go meet for plaza” I answered him. “Eh, make we go there together jor.” He said and walked in step with me. Na so we begin waka dey go o. I no even spoil my mind as to wetin make the babe been dey cry. I just bone unto say e fit be say something dey disturb am. Na so we reach plaza, I look the environment, I no see babe. My phone begin ring. “Hello, I am seeing you. Walk into the street by the side of the plaza, you will see me there.” My mind cut. The street wey she just yan na one kind dark street like that. The place to me na no-go area for night o. “O boy, na double pole street she say make we enter o.” I said to Israel. I could see the reaction on his face. “How we go do now?” He asked. “Since you be my back-up, make we enter na” I said to him. He nodded his head. We walked into the Plaza and exited through its side gate. The whole area as expected was dark. Now, we have electric supply 24hrs daily but damn it, those guys have vandalized their transformers. The area is always in constant darkness. From the darkness, all you see is little glowing lights and white smokes. The air itself is no longer oxygen, if there is any element like igbogen, with formula I•2. “Sssssss” I nearly jumped out of my skin. “I am here.” Perpetual’s voice sailed through the darkest part of the street to me. Israel and I walked towards the voice. A black gate was there, there she was, dressed in black too. She turned, pushed open the gate for us. We walked in. A chair was placed at the extreme end of the compound. We walked there and I allowed Israel sit there while I stood and waited for her to bring a seat for me. This she did. She brought two. I sat on one while she sat on the other one. She was looking at my face, I was looking at hers. “I broke up with my boyfriend” The door holding her tears broke open and water flowed. It is only expedient for me to draw close and hold her in a warm embrace. My shoulder was getting all the tears and catarrh but to me, it was an investment. Before I could say.. Sex doesn’t kill, my shoulder had become wet. Israel just sat voiceless not knowing what to say or do. I too did not know how to comfort her. Instead the nice smell from her hair which was placed on my face was consoling me. Who says it doesn’t pay to comfort a woman? People even say, “a shoulder to cry on is a dicckk to ride on”. Figure it out. “Shhhhh” I whispered into her ears. I was too taken back to even ask her why he had broken up with her. Maybe I was the cause, maybe not. “Attai, I wan ball” Israel whispered. Her arms were still round me so I dismissed him impatiently. He stood up, I only heard the gate shutting. Maybe he tiptoed away. “What happened?” I asked her. “Ehm.. It’s a long story.” Long ke? I have all the time. No time to do what Nigerian actors do. “I have all the time in the world.” I said to her gently. She paused her embrace and lifted her head and looked into my eyes. Now, that moment passed slowly like in movies. I could see stars flying around. “Promise me you won’t break my heart” Screecchhhh!!! Eh, when did I even get her heart that she is talking about breaking it. Some girls can really jump the gun. “I won’t” Now I did not say that, my diickk did. And before I could say anything further, warm lips fell on mine. Hey, don’t get it all wrong, she did not just throw herself on me. I kissed back but not with as much enthusiasm that she kissed me. “I love you” She whispered and lowered her head down shyly. “I love you too” My diicckk replied. Hmmm, this diickk no go put me for trouble o. We gisted for some time, talking on things, avoiding emotional things. That was from my part though. I don’t get emotional with Kitty-cats I wanna fuucck. “I think I should be going.” I said to her having spent close to an hour plus. WATCH OUT FOR PART 6 This is another fantastic story that you're gonna love.. This story is written by Foxy_Flow ...

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Now, I have spent time trying to console someone. In fact, a total stranger whom my diicck had adopted. I had done all I could to make her keep quiet which she did and now, I am stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea. I can’t sleep in her house, my body will be found pounded with pestle and cooked with hot water. I can’t attempt to go outside. Those guys smoking would strip me to my boxers. What do I do? Such was the delima I found myself in. Even though I had announced my going, I had made no effort to get up. I was still seated. I was doing all the calculations in my head. I was still dressed in my working clothes. My school bag containing my laptop was still slung over my shoulder. My shoes which was polished that morning and which I had just bought the previous week adorned my legs. My clothes were new too. Wahala ti de!!! “I think I should be going” I made the announcement again. What was I expecting? An offer to sleep in her house? “Owk love, good night.” Now I’m fucckked. I asked myself questions only I could produce answer to. What happens if my laptop is taken away? The clothes no go be problem o, but the laptop? Modem? Nairaland (Seun, make your head no big), facebook? Kai, I enter one chance all in the name of getting an extra pusssyy for my diicckk. Kai, the brain in my diicckk really need to be checked. “Baby” The first time I am calling her baby. “You know I am so tired. This bag is weighing me down. You should help keep it for me, I will send my younger brother to collect it tomorrow.” Like I had magic cowrie sewn into my tongue, she just accepted the bag without questions. Kai, my phones had miraculously found its way into my bag. Don’t ask me how. Your brain processes information and tasks at 10000000000000000 Zilabytes when you are faced with very difficult tasks. “Good night angel” I kissed her lightly on the lips and pulled the gate open. The babe no even follow me go outside self. So much for love abi? I got outside and started walking home majestically throwing my hands in the air like I had no care in the world. My heart was beating right in my brain. I swear no be lie. You know when your pulse transfers from your wrists to that tiny vein on your head and start doing “dut dut dut”, that was exactly how I felt that night. “Na where you dey come from without shoes na” My younger bro asked immediately I stepped into the sitting room. My breath was high but who cares. Na only shoe na and seriously nobody asked me for it. I only heard “hey hey hey”, and my legs kicked in. The shoes found their ways out of my leg when the acted as a decelerating force-field. “From work na. But men, some agberos been dey fight for junction walai. Na run I carry comot from there” I said breathlessly while I proceeded to the kitchen to dish food for myself. ******************************************* The next day, I had already left instructions for my brother to retrieve my items from Perpetual. I was in the office feeling uneasy and trying to concentrate. No phone to play with, nothing to do. Just sitting my black Bottom and browsing through Nairaland. Each time I will have this feeling like my phone is vibrating in my pocket but men, nothing. I closed and got home to meet my brother watching a movie on my laptop. “Attai, I see your show for road o” He said to me and smiled briefly while I frowned and went to pick my phone. It was off. Well, I had switched it off. “Hello, Perpetual. Yeah. Thank you for yesterday. No, can’t come.” That was how the conversation flowed. “I am not feeling too well. My stomach is paining me” She said, making her voice sound like a baby. My brain processed the information the normal way so my reply was in the normal way too. “Sorry my love. I wish I am there right now. I would have worked on it” She paused. “Go jor. You that say you can’t come.” “Yeah, I can’t really. I am very busy right now. Loads and loads of work to do.” I replied trying to pacify her. “So it is only sorry you will tell me ko” Now where is she headed to. “Lots of love baby, muah muah” I blew kisses into the phone. “mtchwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” You know that kind of his that make ones ear drum vibrate. I pulled my phone out of my ear and looked at the screen to be sure her lips were not going to come out and suck my ear drum outta my ear. “Ah ah, what did I do na?” I asked. “Na only love I go chop? Abi na your kisses I go drink?” Kai, now that was harsh. But what was more harsher is the next sound that followed. “Kuchup. Kpoo kpoo kpoon” She had dropped the call on me. “Stylez” I said referring to my younger brother. “Go buy me MTN N400 own” Moments later. “Attai, I love you. You are the best thing that ever happened to me.” Okay, I know what you guys are thinking. I just played the mugu. But to me? For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. N400 no be child’s play and I go draw the oil equivalent. If only the oil would come quickly. My phone started ringing almost immediately that I dropped the call. It was a strange number. Owk, every number for my phone dey strange. Una no fit blame me na. Na so I pick the call. “Hello, Attai?” The person call my name like say e no dey sure and na woman voice the person get self. “Yes, na Attai” I answer am back. “It is me” You who? I resemble magician. “Sorry, I misplaced my phone so I lost all my contacts. Don’t be angry, who am I speaking with.” Any of una wey dey read this story wey don call me before go understand say na so I dey take tell person say I no get him number. Sometimes self, na forget I dey always forget to save the number. “It’s Hannah” The next question wey suppose comot from my mouth na “which of the Hannahs” but I dey craze? Na so my former babe carry break up with me because I mistakenly ask her, which of the Lindas. “Hannah…. uhmm…..” Just to but time. “You gave me your card yesterday. We met in the bus.” Bingo, no Bruno, no Lucky, no Tiger!!! “Yeah, I remember.” “I tried your number a couple of times yesterday but it wasn’t going through.” She said, her voice dey sound like say she wan cry. “I am sorry about that. There was no light to charge my phone and my generator had fault” Now, that is one big lie. Una no fit blame me na, you have to do the do to get the pucci. “Uhm…. Can I come?” Chineke, the babe was leading me o. Naturally, my diicckk kicked in and it replied instead of my mouth. “Okay. Meet me at Oceanic Bakery. Do you know there?” I asked abi, my dicckk asked. “Double-pole right?” She asked back. Typical Naija girl. SHe even don waka reach that ends self. “Yes.” I replied, I just dey pray make no be July f00l she wan run for my head. “Expect me in the next 15 minutes.” She said and cut the call. Na which house self she wan come? My sister place? For where. I quickly pull my clothes, where white sleeveless, three-quarter and palm-sandals. I look my brother, him still dey watch film. I for like carry the guy join body but men, this babe fit need something else o. I no forget to carry my wallet sha. I pick my phone, dial my friend wey him house dey closer to double pole. Toto can really change the world. Me wey dey fear double-pole wan attempt the place in the night. What can toto not do? “Gordon-kpokorrrrr!!!” I hala the guy. “Foxy-B in the building.” No ask me o. Na my stage name be that. “You dey your crib?” “Yes, you dey come.” “Big time. E get one game wey I wan run for there.” I answered him. “Oya na, I dey wait. Do sharp sharp come as I wan comot self.” Bingo!!! I pray make the parole make sense ooooooo. WATCH OUT FOR PART 7 This is another fantastic story that you're gonna love.. This story is written by Foxy_Flow ...

Na so I drag my three-quarter come up. The person at the door was no other person than Gordon. The babe just laid on the bed, dragged the bedspread over her body. I looked at my diicckk, the ar’s’hole was still nodding its head. I opened the door which I had bolted earlier. The was kpokor, smiling sheepishly and looking me in the eyes. This dude need punch oo. He dragged me outside. “attai, men, so na you carry that babe pass.” He asked. Men, I nearly mad. Na wetin make am come knock the door stop me from fuckkiing the pu’s’sy wey I hustle for? Kai, if no be him room, I for abuse am walai. “Kpokor, make I finish fu’c’k I go tell you everything.” I said hoping he would let me be. “Make I greet am na.” All this while we were speaking in whispers. Music was blaring in the background. “No na, she dey n’a’ked.” I replied. “Abeg, pass me that alomo. Man wey sabi” He hailed me. Kai, let me deviate a little bit from the topic. Why do I always get to fu’c’k the hottest chicks? I go ask my mama. I know say me no fine like that but damn, I have seen some fine puss”i’es. Na so I lock the door back as the guy collect the alomo waka. Him squeeze something put for my hand, I carry up look, na so I see say na enhancement tablet. God go punish this guy o. Babe say she no go do again, him carry tablet dey give me. “Who was that?” Hannah asked as I settled down on the bed. I had dropped the tablet in my combat pocket. “My neighbour. The dude wan high oo” I replied her. She just smiled. Me, I moved closer o. I knew delaying would be a denial. I grabbed her immediately and started handling her bre’a’st. She tried to resist it but no way o, I increased the intensity of my touches that she was soon squirming under me. She grabbed my d’i’c’k, and was trying to insert it into her pu’ss’y. Kai, no condom? You dey madt ni? Na me you wan carry STD give shey? I asked all these question in my mind. I quickly replaced my diicckk with my finger. The moment my finger entered into her possay, na so she fall back for bed o. She begin dey moan. I dey watch blue film wella and I don fu’cc’k girls wella. Na wetin this one begin yan I never hear before. “yeah baby, touch me… No no, roll your hands on it. Not there, yes… right there…. ahhhhh…. push it deeper… ahhhh… foxxyyy… you are killing me..” For where. Na she dey kill me. Na she dey push me go extreme with her moans. Na she dey make my dii”c’k throb more than usual. Na she dey cause all these things for my body so why she dey complain. I no know when I put my second hand (I dey mad make I use the first hand?) into my pocket, I know say I must fu”c”k her. I dey finger am, my hand dey pocket. I quickly put the drug for mouth begin lick am. “Fu’c’k me now pleassseeeeee” She was begging me. I no need any more invitation, me ma need the fuucckk, I just need to make her lose total control of her body which I just succeed do. I push hand enter pillow, pick condom, carry am give the babe. Na so she wear am for my preek sharp sharp come lie down spread her led. I finger the toto one more time, carry the same pillow put am for under her ars”e. I draw close, hold my preek with one hand, the other hand rest on top of the bed. I push the preek enter her toto, step by step. By step by step I mean, push, with, carry rub toto, push again, withdraw, carry rub toto. “Foxxxxxxxyyyyy….. Please… Don’t kill me.” My preek for my hand don reach elastic limit as he take strong. Kai, e come dey pain me small small. E be like the drug na quick action o. Na so I ball in toto, push my full length of preek inside. I carry hand hold support for bed come begin give am the old school missionary style. The pillow just make her Kitty-Cat wey dey collect my preek maintain decorum. I begin whine am slow, fast, slow, twist my waist clock wise, twist am anti- clockwise. Push am enter…. Na so the toto dey make “hakdfch j;L C ;JFOD j;fj” Una know the sound wey toto dey make when preek dey enter na. Na wetin the thing just dey do be that. Men, the babe dey sing before she begin talk again. “I love the way you fuucckk me… Yes… You fuucckk harddd…. Yeaahhh… OOOooooo… Ushhhhhhh” I swear men my head scatter. E be like I carry person wey dey act blue film come dey fuucckkk. Some girls wild sha. I turn this bad go side, her knee dey like she fold am, her Bottom dey press together. I begin chop am for that position. I dey give am hard, the soft and bubbly ar’s’e’ dey geve the impact levitation. “kpa kpa kpa”. I turn her round, her ar’s’e just face me, I no dare carry hand touch the toto o. I know say e go don scatter like mayonnaise. I plug my preek begin fuckkk am for that position. “Please take it easy ooooo…” Na lie o. I dey chop see say I dey advance to release. I turn her round, she spread her legs, I plug preek, by then I dey on my knees already. Na so I join the legs together come fold one atop the other. Na so the toto hold my preek strong. I begin fuucckk am for that position. The way her cry begin ring eh, I fear oo. “I want to pisssss…. I want to pissss….” For my mind I dey tell her… “Go ahead and piss… Go ahead and pisssss….” Men, this babe begin beg me make she go toilet. For where. I no gree. Na so she shake… gbidim gbidim… Bed wet. Her toto slack… She just release with one kind shout… Kai… “You made me piss on my self.” Who? Me? Na for my friend bed you piss o. I reduce the speed of the fucckk till her toto come hold my preek again o. I fuucckk am sotay I release. Damn… I was exhausted but my preek still stand o. I don withdraw the preek from her toto, my akamu just full condom. “You look gentle o but you are very bad.” Na the best thing wey she tell me throughout she come be that…

“Do you know I fell in love with you the first time I saw you?” Danger! Danger!! Na so my brain just dey sing o. I come dey wonder wetin the babe dey even talk about. Why she go just fall in love without knowing me. Now, we both know say that talk no make sense. I been dey office that time… “Sorry Hannah, I am kinda busy now, why don’t we talk later” I tell her hoping say she go understand. My Americanized boss just dey my desk side dey wait make I drop call. “It is a lie, you are with a woman.” And so? I dey as I dey, tell you say I no get babe, you go believe? I no tell her that one o. I just dey imagine how some babes go dey believe smooth talking guys like me self. You see as I dey carry make you laugh smoothly, saying the right things, then you come ask me silly question like: “Do you have a girlfriend?” Of course, we don prepare the answer already. Na wetin some girls no just understand. Them dey wait make we tell them the truth but for where, truth always dey bitter. We go resort to wetin dey more comfortable. “Yes, I used to have” Now, you are not lying to her. Sorry, if na me, I don’t consider this as lying. I use to have a girlfriend but as I dey with you now, na your own sure pass o. “What happened?” Na the usual question be that. Na so I go come make my voice softer come do face like say I dey remember many years ago as e dey nollywood film. I go open mouth close am, open am again come answer: “She was unfaithful. Caught her with my best friend” Na the best lie to serve any woman be that o. That aside, make I continue with my story…. “No, I am not with anybody. I am in the office. I will have to drop the call now please.” Click. I dropped the call and looked at my boss. She looked back and smiled like she knew what was happening over the phone. “You are running away from your responsibilities eh?” She asked in a playful tone. Madam, kai, very playful woman but if you eff up eh, the way she carry mouth finish you eh. She fit even remember wetin you do her 50 years ago for matter wey you feel say dey meager. “No ma.” I answered. “Continue with what you are doing, I will call you when I have more things written down.” She said and walked away. No ask me… I don’t have such thoughts towards people I work with. I am a professional. I had barely settled down to my duties when my phone rang again. This time it was Perpetual. Don’t ask me o, her number had become registered in my head. It ends with 064. “Hello” I answered in a husky voice. “Hey baby, this one your voice is like this, hope you are not fighting with me.” Kai, she no even greet. Alright, no problem. “Nope, we are not fighting o. Only have something on my table right now” I answered sullenly. I still dey wonder if she go greet me but for where, wetin follow nearly make me abuse her father. “Baby, this one your voice is not sounding sweet, let me allow you face your work o. But ehm, can you send me MTN 400? My stomach is paining me.” Jesus!!! When airtime become painkiller? “Owk. I will, hold on eh. I will send it when I am less busy.” Na so I drop call carry hand put for head. Wetin I go buy now? Carry problem wey no be my own put for head. Choi. Na so I hurry do wetin dey my table go downstairs go use ATM VTU take send the money. As it is with guys, I don’t call after sending money to a girl. I wait for her to sacrifice even if it is 3 Naira to tell me she had seen it. I went back to work, mostly browsing Nairaland sha. Then it was Mazi’s Story that was trending. (Wetin happen to that guy self?) After wetin for close to three hours without any call, I decided to call her just to make sure she had seen the card. This is the conversation that ensured. Word for word. “Hello” I said as soon as she picked the call. “So it is common N400 you can’t send ba” I was shocked o. I swallowed my pride but the bloody thing still came out so I had to take it easy on her. She know how I hustle before I get that money abi she no know say na huge chunk comot from my monthly budget for miscellaneous? “Wait na… Did you..” I did not complete the statement. “You claim to love me yet I am not seeing anything. Just one request and you have not called me for long.” Kai, like she made any request the first time. Na so I just dey wonder how I wan carry tell her say I send her money through VTU. I never think finish when I hear… “kpoon kpoon kpoon” She don drop call. One kind rage just fill my head. I carry phone begin type text. I wan break up immediately. I don finish type am wan send am when I remember say I don invest N800 for her head. Kai, the toto shall not pass me by. I delete the text come type something wey dey more sober. “You never gave me a chance to explain. I do love you and will do anything to make you happy. Maybe MTN decided to withhold the money I sent through VTU to test our love. Well, I am going to the ATM machine right away. Remember, it pays to be appreciative.” I insert the last line for effect purpose. I no reach 3 minutes wey I send the text na im her call enter. Forget o, I no move one inch comot from my chair. My father name na Babalola, not Dangote. “Hello baby. I am sorry for shouting at you.” I no say anything. “I saw the money. I thought it was MTN that dashed me money.” Kai, I swear this babe na b’i’t’ch. “Have you sent the one you said you are going to send?” Click!! I cut phone. This babe really dey out to chop my money o. Na later I come dey see apology text message. She even promise say she go change. Make we see sha. I did not keep my phone on my table when it started ringing. It was Hannah calling. Since I was less busy, I picked the call. “Foxy, why are you doing this to me?” Was the first question she dropped on my head. Some babes can so think they own you because they gave you toto to Bleep. I hate that thing eh. I Bleep you no mean say I like you. Na mutual agreement between the fucker and the fuckee (Mazi’s Dictionary). “I am not doing anything to you. You said you love me, I am happy about it.” I answered her. “Is that what you will say?” See Jamb question. “What else do you want me to say? I am even hungry right now. I am yet to take my lunch” I answered hoping she would cut the call. But the reverse seemed to be the case. “Sorry baby. What do you want to eat when you come home?” She asked sweetly. My ears pricked out. Now that is what I am talking about. A girl playing the role of a man because you have fuckeddd her well. “Uhm, I think I will want something to swallow.” I answered. There was silence at the other end before her voice finally came up. “I will have to go to the market o and you know this is dry season. Ugwu is not readily available.” Well, who cares? Not me. “That’s what I want to eat o.” I answered her sullenly. “Owk, when are you coming?” She asked. “Coming where?” I asked back. “To my place na.” Oh… This babe wan use me do ritual ni? How long I know you when I go begin come your place. “You know there is hold-up all the time. I will reach your place when I reach it. Where will I even stop?” I asked for description. Now, I am releasing information o, the babe don move out from there sha. “When you drop at Maraba under bridge, cross the road and enter into the park (before it was demolished), take a bike and tell them you are going to Aso, Assemblies of God church. I will come and pick you there.” The she emphasized. “Please don’t disappoint me.” Am I mad? Disappoint fire? Kai, free food, free toto. Men, Aso, here I come!!! WATCH OUT FOR PART 10 This is another fantastic story that you're gonna love.. This story is written by Foxy_Flow ...

oluwaprince, no lele I dey follow u

Nawa o

I dey ur back no problem.

Intresting

lol,nyc one keep it up

Interesting.. Ride on

Dat nice (free food free toto) I hope it will not kill you

Hmmmm, make God save u

wow Aso I fit knw d lady o Lolz......9ce story anyway

Free food…. Free p’u’s’sy… Free bed for the night.. If na so prison dey walai some people go sentence themselves to life imprisonment. Make una help me check this thing out na, even if na you, babe call you, promise you toto, promise you food and where to crash for the night, you go dull? After that call my mind was just thinking of the things I would do to her body. Spending the night with a girl should mean “All Night Choping” na. Well, that single thought alone made my diicckk to do the typing for me. Kai, every where I looked in the office, I see a beautiful n’a’aked body staring at me. I had to go to the restroom severally because the cold from the AC coupled with the crazy e;rection of my diccckk was pissing me off. Na so so piss (no wanking oo) I just dey piss. “Attai, you have been smiling since” It was my colleague. Chei, this guy wan spoil my mood. “Yes o. I am so happy within me.” I answered him hoping he was going to free me. “What’s the source of your happiness?” See, normally I should be ignoring the guy but getting him angry gives me the greatest joy. You may call me a sadist o but most time I derive as much pleasure getting people angry as I make them happy. Such is life. I don’t have to please you at all times. “I am going for an all night” Now that answer is the best and I wasn’t lying. I was saying the truth in black and white. “Wow, that’s great o. It means you have been listening to me.” He said. Listening to who? Me listen to you? You go die better die. “Yes na, I want to model my life like you. You know what Jesus said about them white- washed cemeteries na?” He looked at me confusingly. “Did Jesus make any statement?” I shook my head. The preacher is preaching but is not grounded. These are the kind of people that are easily toyed with. You see them holding a big Bible but they don’t know nothing inside. “You eh. So you want me to start preaching to you eh? You are supposed to be my father in the Lord na.” I said to him secretly enjoying the moment. “Just tell me. I have not come across that part before.” Kai, this guy no do bible study when him be pikin ni? “Okay, I will tell you only this one time. According to Jesus, cemeteries are beautiful outside but are filled with unclean things and dead men bones inside.” See, I suppose be pastor o, make una pay una tithe with the number for my signature. Don’t give something that cost you nothing o. Be like David. “How does that relate to this issue here?” He asked. “See, I want to be doing holy holy outside. When I am in the secret, I will do my bad things. That way I will appear righteous in your eyes. You know I don’t trust you. Hmmm… Woe unto the hypocrites who show holy holy when their sin is worse than our own o. Your hell fire no be here.” I concluded. He just stood looking at me like he was contemplating what to say next. “May God forgive you.” Now let’s move to Catholic When the Priest mentions a blessing on the congregation during mass, they always reply him. “All also you.” I replied him. He just did this “holier than thou” face and walked into his own office. See me o. Why this guy wan spoil my day na. Haba, all the imaginations wey I don get for this matter, I no sure say I go allow am spoil am for me. “Hello, have you closed yet?” That was hours later o. I had not so I told her so. But men, conji had built up to an “insummable” level that I had to look for an excuse to skip office. I waited till my boss returned then squeezed my face like one who had diarrhea. I went to knock on her office door. “Yes Attai.” I did not say anything, I just stood with that face looking at her. “What is wrong with you?” She asked. Now I stepped in. “I don’t know ma o. Maybe it is this okpa.” I answered. “I have always warned you to always watch the way you consume that product. You don’t know how it is made, the water that is used. God, you might have gotten poisoned from it now.” Madam release me abeg. Make the poison kill me sake of say I come tell you? “Take this N3,000. Treat yourself. If you are not strong enough, you can skip work tomorrow.” Chei!!! The best boss ever. I thanked her. Collected the money and walked to my table. Picked my bag and crawled out. As soon as I got to the lift, I was healed miraculously. Believe in miracles ooo… Sometimes e dey get as e dey be when nature wan punish you. You go don put high hopes for something finish, na so your hand go come fall. Na wetin me I experience be that o. But that no be wetin happen. For example now, if person promise me money, I no dey include am for my personal budget because the person fit fail me. I left the office feeling high and mighty. I felt I had the best brain in the world. Work closes by 6pm but I left around 5pm. My plans was to get into the hold-up (we don’t call it traffic in Abuja. You can spend 3hrs in a 20 minutes journey) quickly. I was singing loud to my song, “Celebrity” which I did earlier that month. Men, I was feeling the lame lines I was throwing in. I got to the bus stop. You know, they said Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was passing, only God knows where that guy goes to. Whenever he is passing eh, all the roads are blocked for security reasons. No be say the man go even come outside come wave person self. So no one should be standing on the bridge beside NNPC Towers. Kai, I had to move to Massalaci junction to get a car. Cars were not coming, policemen had stopped all of them. Goodluck was like 1 hour away. That was how I waited for an hour. After Goodluck passed, the roads were reopened. People who had closed came to join us and we became a crowd of people waiting for cars. “Nyanya N150.” Some drivers could be so wicked. Going to Maraba is N100, Nyanya goes at same price but everything tripled that night. Nyanya became 150, Maraba N200. Kai…. I was really angry. I had budgeted the money given to me by Madam so aint no way I am forming big boy o. I waited and waited before this El-rufai came o. El-Rufai (Abuja) = BRT (Lagos). Na so I push, drag, pinch before I succeed enter inside car. Everywhere dey full and na to stand na im remain. Na so I stand for car o, car begin drive, we reach AYA realize say na from there hold-up start from. Men, na so my leg pain me till we reach Nyanya. Na from there I climb another car. I reach Maraba I don already tire finish. Men, I just dey come down, I comot Phone call this chick tell her say I don reach, na so she shout give me. Men, I begin happy o as she tell me say she don cook finish. She been think say I go disappoint her. Damn… Me? For free toto, food and bed? Maka gini… I had crossed over the road to the other side clutching tightly on my phone. I had made the first call codedly so I was not planing on risking it the second time. Those guys with eagle eyes must have sighted me. The boys dey snatching phone from car wey dey drive 120 km/h, my own go be play be that na. I remember when them been collect my phone. I been dey use one confirm express music and I just landed Abuja newly. I was leaving for the hotel I was employed in very early in the morning. I had brought out my phone to download games. I never knew one of them phone-snatchers saw me. The guy trailed the car till it was about to leave the hold up. He struck, kai, I held my phone tight but he twisted my fingers and removed it from my hand. I been think say heart attack wan catch me. Na so my phone carry go? Everybody for car begin tell me sorry. Even the mumu driver dey tell me talk say him been wan tell me but im mind comot from there. As I reach work begin yan people the story, all of them come dey tell me say na mumu I be. Me? mumu? Sake of say person force phone comot from my hand o. I no blame them. How I for do am? CHase am when my seat belt (I sat on the front passenger seat) hold me down like captured goat? As soon as I entered into the park, I went straight to where bikes were parked. Picked one, bargained and hopped on it. I was feeling the gently breeze that brushed my face as the journey progressed. “brrrrrrrrr” My Nokia begin ring. I pick am look the name. Choi, my belle sweet me die. Na one confirm babe wey me dey like for Nairaland na her dey call. I pick call begin yan with her but along the line she begin tell me say she no dey hear me. I tell her say make she call me later say I dey on top of bike dey go house. For where? I got to Assemblies of God at Aso, picked my phone confidently since the phone snatchers don’t operate in the inner part of Maraba and called this girl. She picked it at the first ring. Minutes later she appeared. Na so she wear one blue top on top [lo](lol) black skirt come carry head-tie cover herself like Hausa girl. “Attai, I miss you.” Miss? When we see? “Me too.” She come hug me. Na so signal waka enter my brain because her kind of hugging na the one wey them dey carry hand take hold preek. “where is your place?” I no wan waste time o. “It’s over there. We have to be quiet about it. I don’t want my landlord finding out.” I only nodded and allowed her lead me through twists and turns of the ghetto looking Maraba. We entered into her compound and straight into her room. The place looked like the normal student abi na spinster room self. Bed on the rug carpet, bags hanging on the wall, a wardrobe full of clothes. Tell me why women like clothes pass men. The most beautiful thing in the room was the pot that was still steaming on the fire. The aroma wasn’t clear though. “Please take that pot outside. I hate smoke” I complained to her which she quickly did. She came back to meet me laughing over the phone. The female Nairalander stayed on the call for close to 20 minutes after which I bade her goodnight with sweet words. Jeez, this babe was right there. She did not interrupt the call. She waited for me to finish. “Who was that?” She asked. “A friend.” I replied curtly. It is only women that are allowed to have male friends. Men are not allowed o. You are either with them or with nobody. “A friend ba? So you keep girlfriend for house wan come fu’u’ck me ba?” That’s how raw she can get with her mouth o. I was just starting to realize that I had entered one-chance. “It is not what you think o. Give me food make I eat jor.” I sort of commanded her. She obliged my request but I refused eating the food until she joined me. I no wan hear say na only my stomach go swell-up. I no care if she hide the anti-dote somewhere. “Who was that girl you spent so long a time talking to?” She dropped the question again. I looked at her and swallowed. I had finished eating, gone to bathroom, freshened up and was only putting on my boxers. She had stripped herself n’a’ked and was lying close to me. If na you, how you wan carry tell her say na “so cute was the bliss” call? WATCH OUT FOR PART 11

Hmmmmm

"so cute was the bliss” Some people know how e carry happen here. I go skip am. When she dropped the question, I was thinking of how best to answer her. I have feelings for the person I just spoke with and being the faithful kinda guy, I was not going to deny her. “She is my friend. A very close one” I looked her dead in the eye. In other words, I had just told her the plain truth. Now people especially girls hate being told the truth. She looked at me, her eyes darkened like she was trying to make up her mind. “Who am I to you” Kai… Fuckmate na. I no say that one o. “You are an intimate friend to me.” That is fair enough. At least I carry English scatter her head. She no even smile. “Do you respect me?” She asked yet another question. “You are deserving of my respect. Yes.” This one seemed to go well with her as she smiled slightly. Her face darkened again. “No toto for you as you get mind pick that call here.” All that came to my mind sas… “Toto don goooooooo” I was confused, perplexed, unstable, discombobulated and jaye_jayelized. If tautology dey catch people wetin you go call my own. That was how I felt sha. Now begging for toto is something I am yet to reconcile my mind into doing. I looked at her, there she was, stark na’k’ed, her big bosom staring at me. She moved her legs a little bit and damn, her Kitty-Cat was clean shaven. I wanted to cry. “Hey, don’t tell me you are jealous o.” I asked. I was thinking of how best to ask for sex. “Me? No o. I am not just in the mood.” Kai. Was it not the same girl that had been dying to have my coocck in her womanliness some moments ago. “Hmmm…” I picked my phone and went straight to Nairaland. This babe was just looking at me like a hawk. I reserved my energy. Dama I don tire from standing inside the bus. “Is that all you are going to say?” She asked. Her voice shook like she was trying to control her temper. “What else can I say?” I was looking at the comments of Ishilove on Mazi’s thread. It looked more like she was fighting with herself not to read. Kai, some girls eh. “Hmmm… Good night” Good night with light still ON. I stood up and switched it off. I came back and concentrated on my phone. There, she backed me, her Unclad Bottom staring at me. I could see her Kitty- Cat lips from that point. Men, I swallowed hard and lowered the phone gently. Moved on the bed, making sure my leg was brushing it. I brought my hand closer and rested it on the Bottom, there was no movement from her. (Remembering this thing now eh, my preek just dey nod im head. Celibacy get im ups and down sha.) “Take your hand away from my nyash.” I retracted the hand quickly. I quickly grabbed her, kissing her bare backs. Na so this babe dey struggle o. “I will shout that you are Molesting me o” She was twisting her body like a snake. I still held her down. I directed my finger into her pusssyy. Men, the babe wet wella. I come dey wonder why she no wan allow me Bleep her. “Foxy, leave me alone. Leave me alone. Go and meet who called you. Tell her make she give you toto.” She said inbetween ashhh and uhmmm… She still press her legs together, her pusssyy wall squeezing my finger. After struggling and seeing that she was not going to bulge, I left her. “She is not close to this place.” I said gently. “None of my business” She replied coldly. It was like she was tormenting me. How I wan carry tell her say who call me dey very far and I never get hope seeing her soon? “Okay o. Goodnight.” I said and turned facing the other part on the room. I felt her turn round on the bed. Instead of turning to face her, I shut my eyes tight. She nudged me gently. I bone her. “Are you angry?” She asked silently. “Not at all. I am just tired. I want to sleep” I answered her. She rested her head on my shoulder like she was peering at my face. Na then self the sleep begin come. I slept off. I did not how long I must have been sleeping when I felt a hand shaking me vigorously. I turned sleepily on the bed. “Foxxyy, please make love to me.” Her body was hot. It was like she wanted to fall sick. “What’s wrong with you?” I asked not interested in her first request. “Please ffuuCk me.” More like it. I opened my hand and pulled her into a tight embrace, my diicck already strained hard again my boxers. WATCH OUT FOR PART 12

giv it 2 her is dat nt wat u wnt

Mad foxy

Ok na

bang her til her pussy becomes lyk milkose

I think say u don vex nw

Foxy na Toto go..... Make i just reserve my comment

Lol,guy man don happi o....

Dat babe sef...

When I hold her for my hand na so I just dey reason how she carry suffer me. Which way go best to fucckk her. Her hand don already dey smooch me anyhow o, each touch of her hand just dey make my johnson become a strength stronger than the previous Attention. I carry my hand caress her hot back. Na so she react. She draw her face come ma lips, she hot breath just dey bath my face anyhow. Small time I feel her lips for my lips, na so I open mouth like say I wan reciprocate the kiss. For where, na so I comot mouth come place am for her shoulder. Her soft nak’e’dd skin wey dey my own dey enough o but damn, I neary lose control as I feel her hand for my preek. Na so the hand fold round the preek like python wey wan strangle rat. Na so she dey pull the preek up and down through my boxers dey allow sensations travel anyhow for my body. I no touch the girl pass to caress her back but men the babe no wan hear. She go just dey carry her back dey try rub my hand pass. “Foxxyy please.” For where. I stubborn small. “Please fuucckk me.” Na lie o. The babe don tire to play with my preek. As per babes wey dey read this stuff, if una play with una guy diicck him no react, na to fall into the other level o. I never hear her finish when she pull down. My preek just cold, she don bring am come outside. Before I fit react, her warm lips don circle the thing. Men, I lost. I wan vex, I no fit. I wan lauugh, for where, na ashhh ssss dey comot from my mouth. I no even know when I grab her head begin push am up and down for my preek. I turn round, come lie down flat for my back, this babe just dey suck the preek dey go. Sometimes she go concentrate all her attention for the cap of my preek. The time I dey aways throw my hand go back. Men, the feeling and sensation no be here o. Na small I for just release. “Are you enjoying it?” Imagine say you dey ask hungry man whether him dey enjoy food wey u give am. Na grunt I grunt o. “Uhn… Ushhh” I carry my hand drag her head go back. She dey do wonderful job. Table manners please. Don’t talk while sucking. “Did you bring a condom?” See me o. Dem dey ask fisherman whether him carry hook come river? Like say I get her medical record. I no even answer, I just extend hand go where the condom dey hide for inside my trouser. I pick am, carry am pass to her. I close my eyes for expectancy make I feel the kind job wey she wan do. E no even tay, I feel her hand dey roll condom enter place. Before I go say hoha, I hear sound like person dey hiss. Her pussyyy envelope my dicckk. Na so I suck breath enter. Next thing na to begin ride me like horse. My hand just dey her waist, as she dey whine am, I dey move waist dey push my preek enter deeper. Na so ma she carry question dey bother me. “Are you enjoying it?” “Am I sweet enough?” “Hope you are not sleeping” “Say something” Na so I answer… “Sssss, yeah baby, grind me slowly… No faster… Uhhh… I’m feeling you… You are tight…” Crazy talks from my part. Na so the thing ma sweet her wella. She just say something… “Baby” She keep quiet make I answer. Why not, na so I answer her.. “Yes haney” She come giggle come peck me for head. Fair enough “Do you know I don’t get tired easily when I cum?” O boy, na so my ears stand. “Really uhhhhhhh” Na so she nod head. “Let me show you.” Okay, make una imagine say na babe begin fuxck you and she no chose any style pass missionary style. Na so this babe stretch her legs come tight am together. Before I know this girl don begin fuucck me, na so I no know when I begin grunt. Lol, men no dey moan na. Na intervalic usshhh and ahhhsss na im man dey say. “Hope you are feeling me” Kai, she was killing me. The way she tightened her womanliness had increased the sensations in my diicckk. She grabbed my shoulders and increased her thrusts. Men, I hold her head o. Na so she shudder kparakpakpa come sink her teeth for my shoulder. Kai, na small I no shout. She continue vibrate until she stop na at once I turn her round, raise one of her leg drop for my shoulder begin fuuckk her hard and fast. I no just push the diicck enter deep, na for the mouth of her pusssyy I just dey play. I sensate my diicckk before till I no know when I push am enter. My waist just do the necessary jibi jibim. I release. “Ahhhhh” Na the babe shout o. “You just released inside of me” Ehh… True true condom don tear. WATCH OUT FOR PART 13

When I hold her for my hand na so I just dey reason how she carry suffer me. Which way go best to fucckk her. Her hand don already dey smooch me anyhow o, each touch of her hand just dey make my johnson become a strength stronger than the previous Attention. I carry my hand caress her hot back. Na so she react. She draw her face come ma lips, she hot breath just dey bath my face anyhow. Small time I feel her lips for my lips, na so I open mouth like say I wan reciprocate the kiss. For where, na so I comot mouth come place am for her shoulder. Her soft nak’e’dd skin wey dey my own dey enough o but damn, I neary lose control as I feel her hand for my preek. Na so the hand fold round the preek like python wey wan strangle rat. Na so she dey pull the preek up and down through my boxers dey allow sensations travel anyhow for my body. I no touch the girl pass to caress her back but men the babe no wan hear. She go just dey carry her back dey try rub my hand pass. “Foxxyy please.” For where. I stubborn small. “Please fuucckk me.” Na lie o. The babe don tire to play with my preek. As per babes wey dey read this stuff, if una play with una guy diicck him no react, na to fall into the other level o. I never hear her finish when she pull down. My preek just cold, she don bring am come outside. Before I fit react, her warm lips don circle the thing. Men, I lost. I wan vex, I no fit. I wan lauugh, for where, na ashhh ssss dey comot from my mouth. I no even know when I grab her head begin push am up and down for my preek. I turn round, come lie down flat for my back, this babe just dey suck the preek dey go. Sometimes she go concentrate all her attention for the cap of my preek. The time I dey aways throw my hand go back. Men, the feeling and sensation no be here o. Na small I for just release. “Are you enjoying it?” Imagine say you dey ask hungry man whether him dey enjoy food wey u give am. Na grunt I grunt o. “Uhn… Ushhh” I carry my hand drag her head go back. She dey do wonderful job. Table manners please. Don’t talk while sucking. “Did you bring a condom?” See me o. Dem dey ask fisherman whether him carry hook come river? Like say I get her medical record. I no even answer, I just extend hand go where the condom dey hide for inside my trouser. I pick am, carry am pass to her. I close my eyes for expectancy make I feel the kind job wey she wan do. E no even tay, I feel her hand dey roll condom enter place. Before I go say hoha, I hear sound like person dey hiss. Her pussyyy envelope my dicckk. Na so I suck breath enter. Next thing na to begin ride me like horse. My hand just dey her waist, as she dey whine am, I dey move waist dey push my preek enter deeper. Na so ma she carry question dey bother me. “Are you enjoying it?” “Am I sweet enough?” “Hope you are not sleeping” “Say something” Na so I answer… “Sssss, yeah baby, grind me slowly… No faster… Uhhh… I’m feeling you… You are tight…” Crazy talks from my part. Na so the thing ma sweet her wella. She just say something… “Baby” She keep quiet make I answer. Why not, na so I answer her.. “Yes haney” She come giggle come peck me for head. Fair enough “Do you know I don’t get tired easily when I cum?” O boy, na so my ears stand. “Really uhhhhhhh” Na so she nod head. “Let me show you.” Okay, make una imagine say na babe begin fuxck you and she no chose any style pass missionary style. Na so this babe stretch her legs come tight am together. Before I know this girl don begin fuucck me, na so I no know when I begin grunt. Lol, men no dey moan na. Na intervalic usshhh and ahhhsss na im man dey say. “Hope you are feeling me” Kai, she was killing me. The way she tightened her womanliness had increased the sensations in my diicckk. She grabbed my shoulders and increased her thrusts. Men, I hold her head o. Na so she shudder kparakpakpa come sink her teeth for my shoulder. Kai, na small I no shout. She continue vibrate until she stop na at once I turn her round, raise one of her leg drop for my shoulder begin fuuckk her hard and fast. I no just push the diicck enter deep, na for the mouth of her pusssyy I just dey play. I sensate my diicckk before till I no know when I push am enter. My waist just do the necessary jibi jibim. I release. “Ahhhhh” Na the babe shout o. “You just released inside of me” Ehh… True true condom don tear. WATCH OUT FOR PART 13

gobe....e don happen

lol...y dint yu double d bulletprove [**condom**] hmm...@Princeocity ...cn u jux write the episode first b4 de story.....

I resumed work feeling fresh and fly. Na so I just dey run my things like say nothing dey happen. I don bone Perpetual side for like 4 days now. Which kind babe self she dey claim abi no be toto she ma get? You go send person recharge card, she go flash you make you call back, then she go tell you say she don see the card. Most times self, I go just dey wish say I fit just march go her house go collect all the money of the card wey I don buy for her. “Attai, Attai” Na wa o. This my colleague no wan free me. “Yes?” He come smile like say him don hit jackpot. “I had a very great vision.” My ear stand. All my mind be say him don see vision for me as I take become the first Idoma man to rule Nigeria. Well, if the country never turn to Arewa, Biafra and Odua by the time I ready to take the reins of leadership. “Really? Tell me about it.” I come leave wetin I dey type, carry my hand drop for my chin for full alert. “I saw myself.” Kai!!!! “You get vision for yourself come mean say na me suppose interpret am for you?” I asked him. He looked at me like I did not say anything, instead he resumed his speech. “You know I am like the assistant pastor in my church, I am now planning to build my own church.” Ahhh…. What plan would one who is still under tutelage have? “See, your hell fire no be here. So you dey plan to rent shop take begin your ministry eh? Choirs and female members don carry belle finish be that.” I chided him. “That’s why you need to change your life. I might consider you.” He concluded his speech not minding my interruption. “Mtchw… See this man. So you want the two of us to dupe people? Just say it out. E be like nollywood don too full your head oo.” I said to him and decided to face my work. “See Attai, you won’t understand. The bible says, Behold I come like a thief in the night.” That got at me. “I know. But you should examine your life first. Remember to remove the log of wood in your eyes before removing the spec in mine.” I cautioned him. “Ehm ehm” A female voice coughed gently. I lifted my head to behold a very pretty being. Men, the ways of the Lord is mysterious. “Please, can I see Isaiah?” She asked. Well, who am my not to do my job. I switched to phoney immediately. “Uhm, he is not around. I believe he should be on his way back to the office.” I ended with a sweet smile. My colleague sensing what I was about doing just shook his head and went into his office. Kai, who would see the creature before me and not give her the sweetest smiles? Most times, you don’t need to talk to some women, just smile. There are lots and lots of hidden messages in that smile. She sat down and waited for the dude she had come to seen. Minutes later the door flew open. The guy bounced in but stopped in his track. A look of shock then surprise then happiness (i be psychic na) flooded his face. The lady on her own just stood up and flew into his hands. They did not exchange words o, they just stood there hugging themselves, then walked out hand in hand. Me, I felt I had lost out of the game. Time to concentrate on something better. I went into my facebook account and began chatting with the numerous ladies there. “Can you help me do something?” It was Isaiah. “Anything o, as long as I go get my share inside.” “Kai, Foxy, ba za ka canza ba” **Foxy, you no dey change.** (No more hausa) Me, change? Him no hear wetin Paul talk about Ethiopians and leopards? “Haba, you know say you be my man. Anything for you men” I replied him. This gladdened his heart. I be winch? How I carry know self. “Can you help me prepare a Letter of Recommendation?” He asked. “Of course, why not.” I just went into my system files, picked one I had prepared earlier that year, changed the name to Bridget which he had given me, printed and handed him a pen to sign it. I was that good oo. “Thanks man. I go buy you beer.” I only laughed and gave him my famous remarks. “I don’t drink beer o.” “Alomo and weed go do be that?” He asked silently. We understood ourselves perfectly well. Though the guy is more on the drug addicted side. “Big time. Guy, na Boss place we go buy the leaves from o. You know say him vegetable always dey fresh.” I said and he grinned. He left me and went out, well, I was still smiling when my phone vibrated. I picked the crazy Nokia up and looked at the screen. One New Message. “I am sorry if I had sounded somehow the last time. You know I am just recovering from heartbreak and would not want to commit myself immediately. Please forgive me. It won’t repeat itself. I love you more than you love me.” Perpetual don come again!!! I dropped the phone. I was happy inside o but men, I was also confused. So this babe been don like me na im she wan turn me to her money bag eh. My finger just dey scratch me make I call her but my mind dey say make I relax. If I call am, e go show say I dey desperate for a come-back. Come-back to wetin self? Wasting my money without tasting shi-shi from her honey pot. Some girls just dey too wicked walai. After guy don spend for you finish, you go come break up with am. Once them realize say them really gain from you and no maga dey forthcoming, them go use sweet talk take bath your ear. If you mumu, you go fall the second time. “Na wetin this babe want now? After she don form finish she wan come back. Maybe I go draw her oil this time” Na so I dey carry talk to myself when something dey bother me. Una no fit blame me sha, every man dey always determine to succeed for where him been fail before. “brrr brrr” My phone begin ring. I look the call, na so I ignore am. The phone come ring 4 more times. All na Perpetual dey on the line. Kai, I just dey gyrate say na my time to do yanga be that. I no call am till when I close from office. Na that time I say make I call her so that I go gist the short journey from my office down to bridge or massalaci junction wey I go see car enter. “The number you are calling is not reachable. Please try again later” Thunder go fire MTN or the mumu network wey no good. Useless people wey no dey like their customer enjoy better thing. Na so I say make I begin vex when my phone start to dey ring again. “brrrr brrrr” I no form big boy o. After all, na she wan apologize no be me. Na so I pick the call come keep quiet for like 5 seconds. “Hello, are you there?” Kai, I miss that voice. Na so I swallow spit compose myself. I no wan talk like say I dey excited. Everything na step by step. “Yes, I am” I answered, my voice come even surprise me. The bass just come out, men, I come dey trip for myself. See bass abeg. “Did you see my message?” See question. I blind? “Nah, did you send any message?” I want make she use her mouth take talk wetin dey the message. Una no fit blame me na, once the wind change, na to mess follow the direction. Na who dey road go hear the smell. “Ok, maybe network is holding the message even though it showed ‘delivered’ on my phone. Did you see my missed calls?” Them no dey lie for this kind question. Mind you, no be lie I dey lie, I just dey play matured game. “I did but I was busy.” Na so her voice change… “Busy doing what eh!” O boy, the babe never change o. “If you are going to talk to me in that manner, I will drop this call” Na so I threaten am. By that time I don dey wait for car make e come. “I am sorry. I love you and I want to be with you.” Walahi, this kind question no be me dey answer am, na my diicck dey always do the talking. The preek just charge slightly as my mind just imagine how her body go look like if she no wear cloth. “hmmmm…” Na wetin comot from my mouth but for my mind na “I FEEL GOODDDD… TA RA RA RA RA RA”. “Is that all you will say?” By that time car don come and I don jump enter inside after elbowing one guy comot from road. The guy self just dey outside dey abuse me. For where, I send am, me don enter car, na wetin important be that “Hey see, we will talk later. I just entered into a car.” (this line famous ma) Na so I drop call before she fit protest. Minutes later…. “I will be waiting for you in Oceanic Bakery” Sweettttttt!!!!!!! WATCH OUT FOR PART 14

Nice stowie

Oceanic bakery it is!!

.@Princeocity.... I feel u.... Ta ra ra ra ra ra

Niga ur brain dy wrk

Hmmm

Lol... No form 2much o

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Dis is ur time nd pls use it wisely oooooooooo

I had already start telling the conductor I was going to stop at Oceanic Bakery. I had called Gordon earlier and told him I have a quest to conquer in his house. Like the french will say “je suis plus que vainqueur” (I am more than a conqueror). Na so my mind deceive me sha. I dropped from the car as soon as it stopped, told the conductor to keep the change. I walked into Oceanic Bakery majestically, looked at the ever frowning receptionist and smiled. Wahala, she smiled back and even winked at me. My diiicckk enlarge by one inch. “babyy” Before I fit react, Perpetual don carry my mouth for warm kiss. Kai, I been wan surprise but I control myself. Wetin woman no go do to get her man back? That is, if the man no be liability. “That was swift” I tell her as she comot her lips. Na so I catch my breath back. I turn look receptionist, she frown her face as usual but this time the thing come tight like say person dey help her squeeze the face more more. “What would you like to take?” See me still wan make she chop my money. “Nothing.” Wowwwww…. I swear, I no even ask her the second time. “So? That means we should leave this place na” I said and extended my hand which she took. We walked out of the place like a couple. Her hand as usual was soft and she had this aura around her that I cannot explain. Thank God it was night as my diicckk was already pressing hard against my plain trouser. At intervals, when a girl is coming in our direction, I stylishly use my hand to hide the ere.c.tion. “Where are you taking me?” She asked as soon as we turned the street that leads to Gordon’s house. “I want to see a friend” I replied. “Can’t you see that friend another day?” She asked. O boy, see me o. See who another day?. Make I postpone toto wey I wan chop again? “I can’t. It is important.” I answered. “It seems you don’t want me to follow you ba.” She asked. “No o. I would even like to introduce you to him” I replied. “Like you’ve introduced all your other girlfriends to him ba?” Na wa o. See question. “No o….” I just keep quiet. I no even know wetin I go say. Na so she hold my hand turn me back come begin go back till we reach the beginning of the street. Na from there we proceed dey go her house. As soon as gate just dey close, she just press me for wall begin kiss me. I confuse come push her small. “What of your people?” See wetin I suppose ask as she dey lead me go her house since o. “They are out.” My brain just alert as I begin dey kiss her back. As we kissed, my hand found its way to her soft ar.se which I squeezed and pressed her close to myself. I was thinking deep within me. Finally I have gotten the pusssyy of my dream and really there aint no way I am not going to hit this hard. I squeeze her nyash like say I dey squeeze bread make e strong so that I go eat. Na so ma the babe carry her hand hold me tight dey rub me for my head. I turned her round and propped her back against the wall while I began my experiment on her. I took my hand and placed it on her bosom which I squeezed gently. I wan savour the moment while e last. Na so I hold this bosom dey squeeze am dey rub am round while the babe just close her eyes. I carry my hand put am through the up of her low neck cut (abi how them dey call am) shirt come dey brush am lightly against the soft skin wey dey there. I come pinch the thing small. Na so the babe open her eyes come let out one kind shout and laugh like that. “Auuuccchhhhiiiii ” I put hand inbetween the mounds of her breeasts dey draw am up and down while my second hand still dey her nyash dey knead am. I no even kiss her again. I just dey use my lips dey play around her neck. Sometimes, I go draw am go her ear place come bite the thing gently. Men, my preek don stand o but for where, I just bone the preek. I draw back look the babe face well, her eyes dey close. I look her body, my mind begin congratulate me for wetin I wan hammer. Right there I just dey reason which style go dey best to start with. I put hand for her cloth begin pull am up gently, na so with her eyes closed, she raise her hand up allow the cloth make e slide through. See me see white bra dey stare me for face. I drop my mouth sharpaly for her the part of her bosom wey dey stick outside. Na so I begin use tongue draw circle on top. The babe self own na to begin press my head tight against her bosom. I no care say she wan suffocate me because I no get plans to miss the moderate breeasst wey don dey do me minimini wanawana. I roll my hand go her back, na so she ease small comot from wall, I hold the hook of her bra, with one swift movement, na so I comot the hook from the bra. I come carry my hand dey rub the place wey the rope of the bra give line. I just dey wonder how e go be like if I no fuucckk her at the long run. Get thee behind me satan. I shout the thoughts go the back of my mind sharpaly. I carry hand romance reach her shoulder come begin dey pull am gently. Each move dey expose her bosom small small. Na so my preek ma dey stand small small. I drop the bra, her yellow bosom just dey look me for face. I no rush, I just dey feel like say I get the whole time for this world. Since she no complain, who be me to hurry? Wetin I don hustle for? I begin wey the breasstt, I hold both of them for my hand come jack am up, measure the size, length, breadth, width and the circumference. I impress with wetin I dey hold. The thing still turgid for her chest. Na so I draw my head close come carry the breasst rub my face small, I just dey roll my face on top, dey place kisses on top. Small time, I just carry my mouth climb the elongated nip”ple. Una know say Tips get different sizes. Her own dey on the longer side. Na so those small small things wey dey charactize nippple scratch me for mouth small before I give the Tip one long suck. Na so I hold am in-between my lips come pull my head go back. The Tip follow my mouth. I release am, carry head go the other one come do the same thing before I come finally settle down begin suucck the boobbyy men. I dey succk one, my finger dey play with the nipplle and whole mound of the other. I switch head, the finger ma go switch him position. The babe just hold my head in place. Each time I do like I wan comot am, the girl go drag my head go in-place. She come dey heave her chest up and down like say she dey try suppress her moans. Men, me? I kukuma carry teeth bite the nipplee. “Auchhii… That hurts” For my mind na im I say… “Un hum…. Wetin you expect before?” I come concentrate dey suck bobbby while my hands just dey rotate her smooth soft skin. Men, e get where I go squeeze, the babe go vibrate like say electric shock dey pass through her body. Me just dey savour the moment, dey suck boobby until the babe lift my head come cover my mouth in fresh kisses. Na there I know say kisses different. E get the kiss wey them dey take start romance. E get the one wey them dey take complete romance. But the one wey them dey give in-between romance, na that one dey hot pass. Picture this thing. Babe place her soft wet lips on top of your lips begin chew am practically. Her tongue dey try locate your throat, you dey push am out. The moment your tongue enter her mouth, na so she suck am like say she wan pull am comot. Fear catch me o, I just know say I gats carry the romance enter another level. I carry my hand go lower, all this while, I ignore the place. I feel her hand for my own, my mind shake say she wan push my hand throway. E for bad sha. Babe allow you see fresh breasst, allow you kiss fresh lips then come deny you toto. Na molest sure pass na (na joke o but conji get him own level of thinking). Na so her hand aid me pull her pencil trouser go down. See, pencil trouser dey hard to pull sometimes but the kind conji wey hold me eh, no time, na so I slide the thing sharpaly comot from her leg. I drop my hand there. Shiittt… Na so the place warm, come hot, come sweet, come dey oily, come wet at the same time. I just dey for world of my own. I carry hand squeeze the pussyy lips together. This babe don begin kiss me again but na lie, I refused to be distracted. I adjust my finger, just slide am enter inside her Kitty-Cat. As we stand, na so the thing hard to enter. The babe gatz raise her leg up small give me access. Na the access wey I see make me begin finger fuucckk her. Na so her wetness just dey rush for my finger while she just dey moan inside my mouth. I move go her femalecore begin draw zero (0) top both clockwise and anti-clock wise. E just dey as if the babe go gaga as she just carry one leg wrap me for body. Crazy standing position. Her hand just grab my diicckk for the first time begin tug. Na so she dey rub am in a hurry so tay the thing no come dey sweet me, e just dey like say my joystick wan cut. Na so I hold her hand make she reduce the speed, na so she ma code begin rub my preek jejely. I dey finger her, she dey rub my preek. Men, I just know say toto don sure. I carry hand hold the buckle of my belt, whola, the belt find im way comot from my waist. Na so me and this babe begin struggle who go remove my belt. E just dey like say both of us dey possessed. Who no go possess? Toto get power self pass some guns. While gun go give you pain come kill you, toto go sweet you, make you laugh, make you cry, give you pain come finally kill you. And na the death self dey pain pass. You die on top toto, men, people wey go come do funeral procession go dey look your body anyhow. As my trouser just drop, na so this babe go down immediately, my diicckk find im way enter inside her mouth. Mouth Gig different ooo. Na so this babe begin suuckk my preek, she dey twist her tongue on top, she go push her mouth enter finish until she don almost (my preek big na) swallow am, she go come make sound like say she wan vomit, na so she go bring am out. She go comot am begin use her hand dey self-service am. She go concentrate for the head sotey I go begin beg. Finally this babe just begin suck my preek fast fast, my abdomen dey constrict, my breath dey up, my eyes don roll go up. Na so my leg begin shake. Kai, I carry hand hold this girl head for place, my balls just do my kind thing, earth just change. Men, I begin see different colours. I dey move waist go front while she just stay in place dey squeeze my balls. Na so I release enter this babe mouth. Men, my diick head just over sensitive at once. Me, I pull am out o but damn, the babe hold am. She throway the sperm wey been enter her mouth come begin stroke my preek again. Na so the johnson ma react almost immediately. As my diickk strong, men this babe just rise up, hold me for neck come begin kiss me. Her leg just go round my waist while me just do the normal thing. I carry hand hold my preek, bend down small come plug the preek inside her toto. O boy, the place don hot pass 100 degree celcius. I just begin dig inside. As each time dey pass, na so my digging dey fast until I come begin weak some how. Na so I turn this babe. She hold wall come adjust her nyash like say she wan squat. From there, na so I just insert my preek enter. I hold her waist while she come start to dey move up and down. O boy, she dey grind me until my strength come back. Na so I draw her nyash go back, adjust her come begin fuucck her hard from back. I dey enter her, she dey squeal like say na pig wey dem dey cut im neck. Maybe na because of say we dey outside sha. I hammer this babe till she begin beg make I release say all the water for her toto don dry finish. For here, I comot preek, carry saliva rub am, push back inside toto. How I go invest for something, I no go chop that thing to the fullest. Na so I fuucckk her until I release inside her. That release self get im own story. ******************** Na all night her people go o. She still drag me inside, we go continue. Na there she make that statement wey dey the beginning of this story. Na fucckk we just dey fuucck fuucck till 4:00am wey I wear cloth tell her say I don dey go. The babe just do her face like say she wan cry. “Foxy, I will miss you till we meet again” My ear ring. “There aint no again between us” I drop the bombshell. “Fucckk yoouu and fuucckk your pusssyyy. I stopped loving you a long time ago. Goodluck with finding love again.” Na so I open gate leave her as she bend down begin cry. I just close my ears waka go house. That evening, na so police show, pick me up, put handcuff for my hands while the policemen and she with her mother wey follow her begin call me… “Cheaterrrr…” Lol, English don suffer sha. Na 2 days I spend for cell but e worth am sha. Toto no be toto until strong preek don chop am. My mission accomplish so I no lose for any side. She pulled her pants… I F’u’c’k’e’d!!!! ****THE END****

Hmmmmn.

She pulled her pants... And u fucked... End up 4 cell 2days...

Tnk God u no die 4 cell cos of toto

Hahaha Hahaha

I help thank God say na 2 days yu use for cell no be 2 month

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheater indeed

lol....ur in d police custody,,,?cuz she pulled her pantz nd u f*u*c*k*e*d....

lol....ur in d police custody,,,?cuz she pulled her pantz nd u f*u*c*k*e*d....!

Dat is life... But u av 2 change bcux if u still continue it wount lead u anywere.

Lyk seriously, ur tale myt b ok, 4ny or hilarious 2 odas, bt blv u me, i absolutely find none of d above to equate wats der in.. a nyc piece anyways, ur appreciated 4 dx work n so many odas in pipe line, do kip it up pls.

Lolz. She pulled her pant. U ****** nd end up in d cell 4 2 days