Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have
broken into our house. I think they are now eating the
food I made last night.
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance for
them.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it because the thief was spending less
than his wife did.
The police is chasing a thief. The thief enters to a
shopping center so the police captain says "secure all
the exits" 2 minutes later a cop comes and tells the
captain"sir, we've lost him". the captain asks "why?",
the cop answers "he escaped by the entrance"
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of
the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I
realized that God doesn't work that way....
So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
When a thief kisses you, count your teeth.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He
became a hardened criminal.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months
