Single But Living Married by snakie86

I cnt wait!!!!

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Episode 1 "You see snakie, u need to go to the university, dont be deceived by the money that's coming your way now, you will have plenty of money when you graduate. As for the girls, there are many of them in the university. Big, small, thin, fat, dark or light skinned...you will get them plentiful. ....just try and gain admission and you will see that girls will start coming your way unlike this one you are disturbing yourself with presently"........(My uncle advise) I was surprised hearing from my uncle who graduated from the university two years earlier that I will get enough girls to bleep once I gain admission into the university...."so, na how babes plenty 4 those university b dis? Then I must gain admission for me to get enuf bleeping" I said to myself... Fastforward to some months after, I already passed my jamb and eventually gained admission after my name came out on the final list. This was not after we knew somebody that knows someone and connected us to somebody that knows the right person and was able to give tips to that right person before my name came out.....This was more reason I was frustrated about university in the first place cos how will u explained someone that scored 253 in jamb and had all his SSCE result completed but still has to tip someone before he could gain admission. A night before my first day in school, my mother called me to advise me...... (I will say this in yoruba and translate) "snakie, eti e melo..."meji ni ma".....kilo fi nse...."mo fi ngboro ni ma".......jhoor oko mi, owo oniru, owo oniyo ati owo alata la fe fi ran e lo si ile iwe.....to ba de skool, ranti omo eni to nse, ma kegbe kegbe, ma rin rin kurin, iwe e ni ko koju mo.....eyi to se pataki ju nipe, ma kobinrin, ma ba won ni girlfriend kaakiri, koju mo iwe e....even to ba ma lobinrin, eyokan ti to e, de je ki nmo......oko mi, sori awa obinrin, idi o yato sidi ooo, oju ni gbogbo eyin okunrin ma ndo, eyin okunrin le ni orisirisi oko but iho kan na lowa lara awa obinrin........so, ma tele oju kiri, to ba ti nikan, gbamu daada ko de ma tele fine face kaakiri"......."mo ti gbo ma, e seun ma" Meaning......."Snakie, hw many ears do u have..."two ma"...what are they mearnt for?..."to listen ma"...my son, the money we are using to send you to school is from our hard earned sweat, when you get to school, pls remember the child of whom you are, dont join bad gangs, dont go to where you are not suppose to be, focus on your book pls and the most important thing is that you should never follow girls....even if you want to have girlfriend, one is okay for you and you can let me know her, you know one thing aboug girls is that, our Kitty-Cat are not different from each other, its faces that you guys bleep (u see different fine girls and u want to bleep her but in reality its the same Kitty-Cat she has that your girlfriend have too), we are not like you guys that have different sizes of dickson, all ladies have just one hole....pls my son, dont follow face and be bleeping all around, when you get the perfect person pls be ohk with her my son......"thank you ma, have heard all what you said and I wont disappoint you ma."...I replied" PLEASE SIT BACK, RELAX AND ENJOY All Rights for this work is Reserved: This work exclusively belongs to the author [Snakie86] and is protected under copyright laws. The Title, thoughts, plot, characters, settings, quotes and all its contents are properties of the author. No part of this work; either in parts or in whole should be reproduced in any format; electronic or otherwise without permission from the author. Thank you so much [email protected]

Episode 2 My mind was like a tabula rasa when I resumed school, I knew I was a brilliant student way back in my secondary school days but after waiting over four years for admission, everytyn has disappeared. ....school started smoothly and I was coming from home to school as my school had no hostel way back then, I mingled with so many people in school just because all freshers received faculty course in the same hall while departmental courses were taken once in a while. As time goes on, I started getting to know people from my facaulty and eeoartment but not so close to any1 aside Bola who we always go home together in the same bus even though we don't leave in the same area....didnt take long b4 I got use to bola. From going home together, we started mingling in school, keeping seat for each other during lectures, hanging around all the time. I was trying to cope with school activities and assignments were coming in without having idea of how to go about it but thanks to segun who was my helping hand. Segun has been a friend since my primary school days and he was the headboy in our secondary school...he was already in 300level studing elect/elect in another university in the state. Every night, I come home with my assignment, dashed to segun's house in the get assignments solved, take it to school the following day and bola will b the first to copy assignment from me before any other person. I tend to always sort segun out every weekend with recharge cards. Like play like play, people started noticing me as the first person to solve any assignment relating to calculations and some tend to always come and ask me for my assignment. I became a bit popular among girls and some guys. This made them to start challenging me to explain solutions to them including Bola. Only if they knew the person that has been helping me out was Segun, Bola always make shakara as her close pal was the one everybody always wanted to learn from......I don enter am as I no fit derep nor belittle mysef.....

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Jeezzz..!!! dats all? Noooo, joor o.. pls kip it rolling in much faster abeg.. NYC 1

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Episode 3 I realized I needed to buckle up and moreover segun has been helping me with assignment, how will I do it during exams and people are already expecting more from me. Me: How far sege Segun: U get another assignment? Me:Yes……. Segun: wey my recharge card first, Me:c as u dey talk..who u dey call sef cos I no even sure say u get girlfriend Segun:Just bring am…..This one na 1k oooo..wetyn happen Me:wetyn happen b say, after you help me with the assignment, you will explain everytyn to me and make me understand Segun: why nau… Me:na wetyn I want b dat Segun: Ohk…no problem That was how I started receiving classes from Segun too…he explained to me while I go to school and teach people, I realized that was what I could have done earlier in the semester but it was already late as exam was fast approaching……I sat for my exam, result came out and my GPA was 1.35………….I realized there was need for me to focus more in other for me to achieve my goal of graduating with a good grade. It was a Monday afternoon and I decided to surprise Bola one day and told her to let us visit a place before going home which she agreed…We got to the place and opened the door of a flat Me: Welcome to my hostel Bola Bola: Your what? You are not serious Me:Am serious…..i moved in over the weekend, u know have always been telling you now but I never knew it will be this fast Bola:But we talked over the weekend, why didn’t u tell me Me:I wanted to make it a surprise Bola: Hmmmmm…so, you and who will be staying here Me:Alone except you want to move over Bola:Me ke? If my boyfriend catche u ehn… Me: And my own girlfriend go dey look u like mumu Bola:I know u wont allow her do anytyn to me now Me: And same here to your boy friend too Bola:lolzzz…..Ile atura oooo Me:Amin ooo..so, lemme prepare something for you to eat before going home atleast for the first time Bola:Don’t worry, I have things to catch up with, we can do this tomorrow, I only have one faculty lecture for 9am after which I will be free then we can come home together Me:No problem, i have departmental course for 10am and I believe we should be through by 12am then we can leave for house then. Bola:No problem, you can come and see me off. That was how I saw her off and expecting to see her the following day for a nice moments together…………

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Episode 4 We finished as early as noon the following day, it took me more than an hour before I was able to locate Bola who told me she was already at the gate waiting for me…I met her there and we took bus to my hostel…we got in, she dropped her bag and brought out something from another bag she was holding… Bola:u see your life, u no even get anytyn for house to eat Me:wetyn make I do now…I moved in over the weekend Bola: where your pot dey jhoor and lets go to the kitchen I never believed Bola had already gone to the nearby market close to our school, brought food stuffs to prepare for me. We went to the kitchen together, prepared stew and she later boiled rice…..We eat to the fullest, watch film and gist about so many things . we got a bit personal and knew so many things about her. She told me her parent will never allow her to stay in the hostel. She was the only girl and the last born. Daughter of the house. Nepa struck as usual and we both laid on bed and started talking all over again. **********************************---------- We both slept off and woke up around 4pm before she decided to make her way home…I asked if she really wanted to stay in the hostel and she said she will prefer her freedom then I told her she can always come and rest in my hostel everyday and go home late so that she can use that as excuse for them to see reason with her to secure an hostel close to the school. “What a nice idea” she said. That was how my real friendship with bola started. We are so free with each other that there was nothing we dont discuss. Often times we leave school to my hostel for tutorial, we cook and do some crazy stuff together as close friends. I was having a lecture free day one day and bola told me she will be coming over to my place later in the day. I was surprised when she arrived my house with another babe. Shade was her course mate, she was arguably one of the most beautiful geh in that department. her ukwu was outside this world while her bweast was awesome too. She was not too tall or short and her skin was so fresh. Though we have met times without number but our encounter had never be more than hi and greetings. Guys flock towards her alot and liver no gree me meet her as I believe she was this classy babe and who born me wey no even sabi how to toast a babe very well to go near her. Shade:so, its ur place we are coming to snakie Me:bola never told me she was coming with someone either Bola:must I tell u? No be our house? Me:lolzzz....you are not serious, well na u own d house sha Shade:you have a nice place here snakie Me:thankz shade....what can I offer u Bola:olobe, as if u get things for house Me:which kind hand b dat one now bola..... Bola:shey I lie ni, if I go check ur pot now, evrywhere will b empty Me:na u sabi, but I know I still have some stew and raw pepper..... Shade: no dey abuse him now bola Me:thank u ooo shade, as if no be she finnish all my food.....what should I offer you jare shade? U care for coke Shade:dont stress ursef abeg Bola:see u, if u no dey take, snakie abeg buy me fanta outside Me:give me money Bola:u no even dey shame, no b ur house I come meet u? Go buy me drinks jhoor.... Me:olobe ni e....am coming abeg I stepped outside to get drinks for 3 of us and met them in the kitchen preparing light as nepa also restored light. Me:why u dey stress this babe now bola Shade:stress ke? Its normal jare....am I not a lady? Bola:she complain to you? Abeg we need eat before we start tutorial jhoor Me:no problem but as if una know sat I dey ache myself..... They finish preparing yam and egg and we eat. We started little tutorial as usual (business mathematics and later statistics) ..sincerely I couldnt concentrate much on what I was teaching them as all my mind was on shade's asset. Her natural endowment was out of this world couple with the fact that I never imagine I could have her so close to me...(well thankz to bola) and I never knew they talk that much. Our eyes usually met times without number but it will just be a smile coming from her face. It will be an understatement if I said I was already fantasizing how it will look like both of us unclad on bed. We finished tutorial for the day and they decided to leave around after 5. I saw them off as I also use the opportunity to exchange phone number with shade. Going back home, I was already thinking of the skills and ways to ask her out. It will be a disaster if she ever say NO to me as I wont be able to withstand the embarrassment. but it will be too early saying that now, whats even the tendency that she's not yet dating one of these guys around her....hope strong men wont be disturbing her too cos her department had the number one of one of the brotherhood in our school then. Should I just free this babe? No u can take your chance, notyn dey happen....what if she rejected me and said am not in her class? Even if she reject u, no b 2day now...how will bola feel? U have never talk to her abt relationship now....but her body language says it all...wont I loose her friendship cos her body language wanted you to make the move.....hmmmmmm, what should I do now?

Uhmmmmm snakie ologbon ejo (snakie with d snake brain) i fear u oooo

Dey der naa u be real ode u dx snakie guy.. e be lyk say ur mama bin no chop liver b4 she born u sef.. hmmm, NYC 1 jor, next plsssss

Duh dude knws how tew maneouver hiz way 2ru, weneva |t simz difficult.....snakie, thumbs up man

Hmmmm.... Snakie... Certain you'll still bleep her in the end... Continue

Episode 5 They came together twice again before the week runs out and I was already in talking terms with Shade even though we rarely talk in school. Our conversation was only in my hostel and on phone. I called shade on this faithful day that I was having free lecture that I wanted to see her and she should try and come alone and never let Bola know she was coming to my hostel. I also call Bola to discharge her that I was not around. Unexpectedly Shade came as I said without Bola. We eat as usual and my heart was beating so fast as I didn’t know where to start from. I let the environment cool down as she laid on my bed and I was sitting by the edge of the bed Shade:so, u said u wanted to see me for something Me:yes, its not something important like that Shade:so, whats it? I started perambulating up and down, talking about my life history, my past relationship, the future I want to build and the kind of person I wish to build my future with. I was just going up and down in so many direction but at the end, I make her understand that I will so much appreciate if we can build something together, work towards the same goal and build a future together… Shade:lolzzz Me:whats funny? Shade: All what you said is funny now as I never even thought of it that you might want to discuss something like this with me Me: And what about now that have discussed it? Shade:Well, it’s a NO NO for me cos have made up my mind before my admission that I will never date anybody in the university Me:well, am not anybody, am snakie and I believe we could build something together Shade:what about Bola? Me:she’s just a friend…a close pal Shade: What about all those babes that use to come for your tutorial? Me:they are just course mate now…..Notyn between me and anybody Shade: I believe Bola is good for you or any of those lady but as for me I don’t think it will be possible. Me:pls shade, I know what I want in life and datz y am coming for you..moreover I don’t think there’s anytyn impossible cos there’s no way you will spell impossible without possible in it….just give me a chance in your life and believe me, you will never regret it. Shade:uhmmmmmm ***silence in the room********(I think am getting to her already). I started again with so many talks and all stuff talking about what I want all over again. Still same old story Shade:sincerely snakie, this is heavy in my heart cos I don’t know what to say Me:then you can say YES. Shade: Just like that? Please you will have to give me enough time to think things through. Me:No problem, if that’s what you want….. It was a silent atmosphere as she left about thirty minutes later. There was a sense of fulfilment in me as I believe it was a positive response from her. I sent her like 3pages of text message later in the night and called her to know how she was doing. I saw her in the school the following day which was Friday but never talk about our discussion. Shade’s house was like 40mins drive to my house..100 naira bus or 250naira bike. Something took me to their area on Saturday with a friend and I called her to find out if she was around. She described her house for me and it was so easy to locate. She introduced me to her senior sister and I was welcomed cheerfully. We talked about so many things and her sister was totally a nice person……. Me:so, what about our discussion Shade:we will talk about that when we get to school now Me:what about now..it wont make any difference Shade:lets see how it goes Me:is that a yes? Shade:lets just see how things develop between us. Me:thanks so much, you will never regret this shade… ***we hugged and I left their house with my friend******My friend was already fantasizing about shade’s physique and beauty and commended me that she was a big fish. School resumed on Monday and Bola was the first person I talk to Me:whats up Bola, how was your weekend Bola:fine jare… Me:I asked shade out and she accepted Bola:ehn ehn….Good for you Me:is that what you will say? Bola:what did u expect me to say now………….. Me:No problem, I just felt I should let u know first before any other person. Bola:ohk…..thats good…wish you the best….. ****she walked away************************ “I just hope have not lost a friend”.

U just got dat

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Hmmmm, u beta hope u haven't well well.. U jux dey do lyk okponu fa. Sure say ur own snakie na d same wit d oda snakie wey I knw 4 d oda story so..? Abeg abeg, kip it rolling in..

Pls Val,updating one episode per day is not good since we won't enjoy it.Pls,update more.

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Episode 6 That was how I started my relationship with Shade. Everything was going on smoothly and as times goes by, we tend to know more about her. Shade was actually a reserved lady unlike her outward flamboyant look, she doesn’t have a strong mind like that (so, I guess), she’s an orphan, she lost her mum while she was giving birth to her while her dad died 5years back, she was the last of 5 children and her elder brother who already had grown up children take care of her. She stays with her sister in their father’s house and her sister served as her mother. She doesn’t lack much as all her siblings contributed to her well being and she had four source of revenue. Since I started my relationship with Shade, there was a bit of distance between me and Bola even though you hardly see me and Shade together in school..our discussion was always on phone and sometimes in the hostel and the highest thing we have ever done together was just kiss like twice (maybe on her way going home), hold her hand and hug. Have never feel her bosom before talkless of seeing her unclothedness, we never talk about sex either as I cherished her so much and I believe all those things will come at the right moment. There was a big crisis that happened in my school during that second semester and the school was closed down almost a year. During this time, we visited each other at home and she does too and within this period, have been able to meet all her sisters and not the guys cos she was scared of their response of her being in a relationship. I also introduced her to all the members of my family, it was love at first sight for my mum as she truly love her like a daughter and warned me that she should be the only person she want to know (before nko? Who will have all these and be looking for another thing again). During the strike, my uncle got a shop in computer village as work was not really coming through, he started a business and I use to go to his shop to help him out with sales. Didn’t take long before our technological system was introduced to musical/software downloading. He bought a laptop and I was in charge of it. Musicals 150naira, videos 200naira, softwares minimum of 1,000naira…….He said he wanted me to have enough savings before going back to school, have business mind and be independent of my parent as am already becoming a man.

Dats gud enuf.. business minded individual is wat I profess. Next plssssss..

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Episode 7 I was making a lot of money during this time with nothing really much to spend it on.atleast I make nothing less than 10k in a day on my own….money was coming in, I lack nothing likewise my lovely wife too “shade”. Due to the money that was coming in for me, I make up my mind that even when school resume, I will still be coming even if it was on Saturday alone or on some Friday that are lecture free day. Making 20k within two days means a lot and its enough to be a big boy in school. School resumed after ten month and I couldn’t believe my relationship with shade was almost a year without any form of intimacy not to talk of spending a night together…I trusted her with my life and I never cheated on her with any lady. There was a bit of space between me and Bola already due to the strike as all my attention was on shade and our relationship was like a perfect one made from heaven. I was in school on a Friday afternoon as usual when I stepped out of my faculty and decided to make my way to our canteen, I got there and was eating when I saw a lady seated on a guys lap, I looked very well and it was shade? Why will she be doing dat when there were so many space there, though all those people there areher course mate. I picked my phone and called her Me:whats up shade? Shade: Am fine…. Me:where are u? Shade:Am in my department……….. Me:*****shuuu****** Department? Hope you are good, I just say lemme find out where you are Shade:Thanks dear..hope u are ohk too Me:am fine…..we will talk later. I finished eating and step out of the place without her noticing I was there. I take life simple as anything else, even though its normal to jealous, I always give whoever am dating a benefit of doubt and I don’t listen to gossips neither talk about. When I trust, I trust someone totally from my heart. Later in the day after close of school when I got to the hostel, I called shade again Me:whats up babe, where are u? Shade:am just leaving school Me:ohk…so, are we seeing before going home Shade:am not really sure cos I want to go with Emmanuel to his house and spend weekend there Me:Emmanuels house? Shade:Yes, he said his mother has been longing to see me all this while and I just want to go and spend this weekend there Me:what if I didn’t call u Shade:have been planning to call you too and I thought maybe I will see you in school before ni Me:oga ooooo Shade:Baby, pls can I go……pls and pls Me:what do u want me to say? Shade: Pls my love Me:ohkay..you can go. Shade:Thank you dear, I love you so much Me:I love you too…….. “she cut the call and I started thinking “am I ohkay? Was shade trying me? Emmanuel was the same guy I saw in the afternoon carrying her on his lap? Why was it Emmanuel? She has never spend a night with me before nor in my own parent house ever since we have been dating but she told me she was going to emmanuel’s house to spend a weekend and I approved for her to go…………is it cos of love or am scared to hurt her? I don’t think am even ohk sef I concluded” ****************Continue shortly**********************

Hmmmm, sumtin is def wrong wit u guy.. U bera let dat shade gal go cuz she ain't gud 4 u and focus on ur bola who understands u well.. Ride on plssss

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Episode 8 I was restless after the call as so many things was going through my mind, I couldn’t eat nor do anything, I tried her number later in the night but wasn’t going through till the following morning. It will be an understatement if I said I had a restless night. As early as 8am when her number wasn’t going through, I sent her a two line message “If you know I still matter to you and you still need this relationship, you have to be in my hostel before 4pm today”…………………I never called her again. It was around after six when I heard a knock on my door and someone opened it…It was shade, she dropped her bag and wanted to hug me but I ignored her…. Shade:is it not you that am greeting? Me:look here madam, do u think am a fool? Shade: How now, u no Emmanuel now, he’s a friend…………….. Me:What happened to your number since yesterday? Even if I consented that you should go to his house, do u think its proper for you to go? I pushed you forward and u fell for it abi? Have been dating you for a year now, have you ever slept in my house? Have you ever slept in my parent house?have we ever spend a night together before? You are telling me Emmanuel is a friend, a friend that you sat on her laps yesterday afternoon in the canteen? Emmanuel that both of you eat together in the same place yesterday? U think I didn’t see you guys? Ode ni mi abi? I never believe you are this cheap, I guess the aftermath of sitting on his lap is to go and spend the weekend in his house so that you guys can enjoy each other very well, I know you guys have been doing it for so long and u never believe I will get to know this way……………… Shade:*****burst into tears and knelt down********am very sorry snakie, am so sorry, it wasn’t like that at all, I never plan it. Me: you never pan it but am sure you have your cloth that will take you over the weekend in your hand bag….. Shade: Please am sorry, I no I don’t have excuse, pls try and believe me baby, I will never betray the trust you have in me……Pls baby, find a place in your heart to forgive me. She caught me with her tears as I couldn’t look into her eyes while crying, I just faced the other side as I was still forming voltron….i felt a hand on my back… Me:Pls leave me abeg, go and meet your Emmanuel Shade: ****still crying****pls baby, I swear with everything that I cherish in this life,am not dating Emmanuel *****she dragged me to face her side****************she was already Unclad, shade was fully Unclad in my presence for the first time since we started dating, konji na bastard too as my ediot Dickson responded immediately, one year without bleeping no be wassa abeg. Shade: Baby, pls I swear with the all the good things God gave me and the way I am that have never cheated on you, I will never cheat on you and nothing is happening between me and Emmanuel. I realized I made a great mistake, pls forgive and trust me just as you have always been dear. Am so sorry baby. She relaxed her head over my shoulder, I pat her on the back Me:Its ohk baby, am so sorry for yelling at you…I Know u cant take what happen from me either and its normal for me to be angry..i didn’t mean to hurt you baby, I believe you, I trust you and you mean so much to me, I cant imagine loosing you to another guy baby….am sorry, I love you so much baby Shade:I love you too baby………….. I raised her head up, started kissing her and she responded..i lifted her up and we continue kissing in standing position…we stopped and looked at each others face, we hugged and I released her………………she was staring into my eyes as I pull down my short………………. Shade: Yeh……………(covering her face with her hand) Me:Whats it? (I moved closer to her) She just shakes her head while still covering her face with her hand, I drew her closer, kissed her neck downward to her fully standing bweast, there is no difference between her standing bweast when she’s on bra or not. With what was in front of me, I guess shade will be going out sometimes without even putting on a bra and you wont notice. She was shivering as I moved closer to her I placed my mouth on the bweast and started sucking, it was my precious bweast so, I handled it gently, we laid on the bed and I laid flat on her on mummy and daddy’s style, I was sucking the bweast romantically one after the other, I was so much in a haste to get to the promise land too. I knew I had no condom in my house as have never thought of having sex but I need to forge ahead cos no going back on this mission already…… I was sucking, playing with the tip of her clit and finger bleeping with my index finger at the same time while her face was still covered with her hand, after like five minutes of pre- intimacy and realized down was wet already, I decided to pull the trigger, I positioned myself to enter but it was a surprise that I couldn’t go in….the inner was over tight that my Dickson couldn’t even enter at all, I tried so many attempt and I was sweating already, she didn’t even shake nor remove her hand from her face but a bit shivery. I located my cream and rub it on Dickson maybe I will have easy access but the farthest I could go in was just the cap of my Dickson and like one inch…..”yesh…small small pls, its paining me” she responded………….my excitement was coming down and all I look forward to cum as I couldn’t stand the expression on her face cos she already removed her hand the moment the cap of my Dickson was inside………

Jeezzzz..!!! Mehnnn, u jux disvirgin ur babe o.. All ur suspicion abt her was totally untrue.. Gbagaun..!!! e don happen naa.. Oya, let's ride on jare.. Neeeeexxxxttttt

U don break her record be dat ooo,snakie d baddest guy

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Well.... Nw dat u re d one dat disvirgined her... She's gonna be free 2 cheat on u without u noticing..cos u'll alwyz trust her...nd she'll alwyz use dat as a point.. "U knw u took my virginity away..aw could u think of me cheating on u nw! When i never did dat b4 u met me" lol snakie u don enter am

Hmmm i tot u will stop immediately u discovered she is a virgin

Episode 9 I started going in and out gently for like two minutes, it was serious pain that I finally decided to relax on her while Dickson was still inside, I started kissing her all over again and I could feel her response through her kitty catt holding Dickson firmly, it was as if she was the one bleeping cos I realized she was enjoying it while I continue playing with kissing and sucking at interval as she also tickle my back with her hand. I eventually pour out after a while and was relieved but still stayed on her afterwards. Shade: Am so sorry for everytyn baby Me:No problem dear… Shade:Am I forgiven? Me:Yes dear…… Shade: Thank you my love, my body and soul belong to you and am promising you that no any other man will ever see my unclothedness and I will never betray the trust u have in me Me:uhmmmmm…(this is serious ooooo… making promise in this position) are u sure? Shade:Yes I am, I swear with the position we are presently, my chest will never touch another guys own neither will any guy sleep with me nor have access to my body. Me:I love you so much baby Shade: I love you too…………. We stood up after a while, clean up, eat and slept together for the first time……we had little sex the following day and also a quickie before going to school on Monday morning. Our relationship was now a full blown up one and nothing to hide again but people still hardly see us together in school. I was still a bit close to Bola but not like the way it was when we started cos she’s shade’s pal but not so close like that. Shade decided to secure an accommodation close to school in second semester also. Her place was like 20mins drive to my own house, she decided to not to stay alone but with one of her coursemate. I helped with what I had to set up the place and make the place comfortable for them. We never knew the area she got an accommodation was not a good place to reside as they hardly spend a month before cult guys started disturbing them, they will burgle their house and pack their things, sometimes we get some back while some other time we let go off some cos of the power that be. It was second semester exam period, Bola was already telling me she will need to stay close to school for the exam purpose as the stress will be too much for her………………….. Bola:I will even love to come and be reading in your place during that time sef Me: No problem now….the house is yours Bola:Shade, sorry I will be disturbing your husband ooo Shade: which one be my own now…….una no be friend..where are u even planning to stay over the period Bola:I don’t know yet jare, still trying to talk to someone sha but they are just giving me excuses Shade: Then why not come to my place? Bola:your place? U no am not in talking term with Mary…So, your place is a no go area for me. If not for her you should have been the best option Me:You girls have so many issues………….So, what are you going to do, exam is Monday Bola: I will figure out things jare………… Shade: No problem……………let us know your decision That was how we concluded that day...................I spoke with Bola two days later and from all indication, she begged to come to my side for the exam period Me:Baby, I just had a discussion with Bola and she said she will be coming to my side for the exam Shade:ehn…ehn………….No problem now Me:Thanks so much dear………….You will also come around now Shade: No oooo…I cant leave mary alone in the hostel now and u know how our place is Me:Ohk..what about your reading Shade:we will read together. All of us can read together in school then we separate later in the evening to our various hostel…………….. Me:so, does that means you wont be coming to my place at all? Shade:why now, I will come over the weekend when mary might have gone home Me:ohk..cos Bola too will be going home on Friday and come back on Monday morning as she said Shade:That’s better then……………

Hmmmmm, dats OK ooo.. am jux observing tinx sha. Next plssss

Hmmm snakie.... Continue

(awaiting moderation)

Episode 10 Bola moved over to my place on sunday, shade was in my place that day too, it was a fun fair as we gist abt so many things, they cook and we eat. They both slept on bed that night while I managed the rug. We left for school the following day. Exam started as usual and everytyn was going on smoothly as planned. Bola will go home every friday and return on sunday evening, I sleep on the floor while my bed was totally hers all through this period. First week, second week and it was already third week and almost through with our papers. Bola came back from home on sunday evening as usual, we eat normally, read and decided to sleep around one am. Bola:have been inconveniencing u all this while Me:who can do that if not u Bola:na me oooo.....I think say u go talk rubbish b4 make I com knack ur head 4u... Me:knack my head and my own hand go pause abi? Bola:wetyn u wan do? (hit me on my back) Me:u hit me cos u no I cant beat u abi? Bola:u shud beat me now, make I call my boyfriend 4u....e go finish u totally Me:try am again wether I no go hit u bad make u go call ur boyfriend come Bola:oya wetyn u wan do? (hit me again) Me:*****hit her back on the buttock********* Bola:u hit my buttock, I no go gree today oooo She moved towards me and wanted to hit me but I didnt allow her, that was how rough play started, struggling with each other in the room , laughing and both of us were enjoying the play, I realized I was touching so many place on her body (bweast, Bottom, and all other body part) but she never bothered, I never bothered too anytime her hand brushed my dickson. Our play lasted almost 10mins before nepa struck during the time and I told her its ohk and she won.... Me:lets sleep abeg, u too like rough play Bola:coward, hope say u no say I b ur oga? Me:b4 nko? Let me go and shower and sleep. I went to the bathroom, shower and prepared my sleeping bed on the rug likewise Bola too.....I put off the rechargeable once we both retire on bed Me:good night bola Bola:good night......but why not come to the bed now atleast av been inconveniencing u all this while Me:no problem, I don complain 2u b4....... Bola:you have never but please come lets manage the bed together..... Me:dont worry bola Bola:watz dont worry, if you dont stand up now then I will come and meet u on that bed (I could hear her standing up already in the dark) Me:ur wahala too much oooo bola, wetyn u chop this night sef? Bola:no b u give me food chop? I decided to move to the bed and need to say here that my bed was not one of the biggest then as it was a medium one that once two people are on it, there might b body contact along the line.....I faced her while on bed as I dont like facing the wall when sleeping while she turn her back to me, my heart was beaten fast but I decided to shrug it off, I thought she was asleep until she turn towards me and our heads were unto each other......she moved her hand over my back and I never complained, I tried to keep my hand in between my chest under my head but I realised her turning towards me already means her bweast were touching my arm, we were just too close to each other and no much space on bed. I relaxed one of my hand downward but there was no place to put it, I eventually rest it on her lap, never took along time before she started rubbing her hand on my back, didnt know how she located my lips but our lips met and I opened mine, that was how we started kissing each other, I was kissing and rubbing my hand on her back, she didnt even waste much time before digging her hand inside my boxers, brought out dickson and started rubbing it with her hand, I put my hand inside the top of her nighties and started playing with her fresh bweast as there was no bra in there before, this was going on for a while as I totally removed my boxers and the top I was putting up, I pull up her top too and she removed it totally herself. my heartbeat was becoming faster and scary as I was thinking of so many things.... I started doing serious justice to the bweast by sucking and handling the other one. Didnt have total access to the right one as that was where she laid down on but I was managing the only one I have with me fully, I moved a bit downward and put my hand inside her nighties trouser, bola's kitty cat was already wet, I played with the fluid down there and rubbing it on the entrance of her kitty cat, I pull down her trouser a bit and her response made me pull it off fully with her help......we were both unclad in darkness and never said a single word to each other........ I adjusted bola's body facing the ceiling and had access to the two bweast, I placed my mouth on the right one and she left a soft moan........uhmmmmmm.........uhmmmmmm.... .....I realised she enjoy being suck on that area and I concentrated more on it. Sincerely, I didnt know what happened to me but I noticed dickson was not hard to the fullest and I wasnt interested in digging it into her wet kitty catt....I was smilling the the response I was getting from her....she was just saying so many jargons as I was doing all this, my bed and hand was seriously wet, sometimes I will go faster handling d bweast with my hand while I slow down too....it was a full blown up romance as she relaxed hersef fully without making any move.... Bola: come on me snakie, I need u inside me Me:hmmmmmm Bola:pls I need u raw inside me Me:pls take it easy bola Bola:******held my hand*******come on top pls or lemme come on u Me:pls, its ohkay bola, lets stop, u are shade's friend Bola:but I knew u b4 shade and moreover I brought her to you Me:more reason, its not normal for us to do it.... Bola:just this one, I just want to feel u snakie, I want to feel your rod.... Me:no bola...........we are already cheating and its not good, pls lets stop Bola:I know bt I need u ryt now, if its just 4u to put it in and remove it just once snakie, I just need it inside me ryt now........ Me:********nepa restored light and we were looking at our unclad sef for the first time*********pls its ohk bola, am so sorrt for all this......... I realized bola couldnt look at my face directly as the light was restored and she couldn't talk much again...arguably she was hiding under the influence of darkness and she never had the gut to utter much words again.... Me:am so sorry bola, its ohk......... Bola:uhmmmmmmm......... Her fone started ringing and it was her boyfriend calling, she initially didnt want to pick in the first place but I forced her to pick on the third attempt..... Bola:am sorry baby, I was fast asleep ni, it was ur call that woke me up..... I was so happy that her boyfriend called, I wanted to stand up bt she pinned me down with her leg but I never had the full intention of standing up too.....i rested my hand on her bweast and was playing with it, i will also play with her clit once in a while, this made her released me and i was a bit free, they were so much deep into the discussion before I finally stood up, clean myself, put on a jean and top then slept off beside her..... I woke up the following morning and prepare for school as usual, she had a paper that day bt there was none 4me and I decided to stay at home. Me:so, when did u sleep Bola:around after 3, never knew u slept off quickly like dat Me:wetyn u expect now....... Bola:well, am sorry for what happened in d night Me:notyn 2 b sorry abt, we are both at fault, I shouldn't have come 2 d bed when u called me Bola:sincerely, it was the play that turned me on and I was just fantasizing of having ur bick dickson inside me......shade is enjoying ooooo, I hope she's appreciative sha Me:why not....... Bola:how I wish yomi too is just like you Me:shut up jhoor...onisokuso Bola:thats the truth dear bt I thank God it never happened Me******the one that happened nko? ********coutesy of my resistance I guess Bola:I hear u.... Me:pls, dont let shade know abt wat happened Bola:y not.......I will tell her Me:you will tell her ke? You cant b serious..... Bola:am serious snakie, to God, I will tell her and let her realized it was a mistake between us Me:pls bola, joke apart Bola:u no me now snakie, u no wen am joking...pls lets go to skool abeg.... Bola stepped out of the room with her bag and left me inside

Hmm! Wats Is Bola Really Up 2hea.. She wants 2tell Shade so de will break up and she wil hav him 2her self again abi.. Guy U̶̲̥̅̊ tried sha 4 not Bleepin her last night.. 99percent of men in Your situation would hav Bleeped dat Kitty all night Long

Hmmmmm, onirannu.. una no well at all. Be careful of dx ur bola friend mk she no cum put u 4 inside serious gone o.. Oya next plssssss

U r in hot pepper

She cant tell her... Just kidding and provoking you...

Hmmm tnk God 4 ur life ooo,u stay wit a woman witout bleeping

Episode 11 Bola came back later in the afternoon, I was not inside, I met her at the corridor with her bag Me:what happened? where are u going to? Bola:am going home jare, I will com for my last paper on Thursday from house Me:why change of decision, we never talk abt dat b4 u left 4 skool in d morning Bola:well I just change my mind Me:whats it cos of what happened Bola:pls, lets 4get abt that and assume it never happened Me:hmmmm.....did u eventually tell shade Bola:y will I say such tyn now....I just said dat to scare u ni..... Me:thank you...... Bola:what are u thanking me 4?.....dont worry jare, its normal, things like dat happens but I just had a little chat with shade Me:ehn ehn.....wat did u tell her Bola:normal ladies talk abi wetyn u wan hear, but I didnt tell her anytyn sha.... Me:ohk.....I trust u now..but pls dont go Bola:I have to go, 4 both of us pls............ Me:ohk......if u said so, but can we go inside and talk abt this Bola:no.....am late already, we will see in school on thursday Dropped her bag and hugged me......that didnt end without another passionate kiss as she held me closer to her heart Bola:if shade love u, remember I love u more and I will always cherish u snakie Me:thankz so much dear?.........lemme c u off Bola:dont worry pls, lemme go on my own....... I understand her feelings as I had to let go.......... I was in my house barely a week after our exam when mary called me that shade has been having running stomach since morning and also running temperature, I dashed out to her hostel immediately and met my girlfriend on bed, she hasnt taken anytyn since morning, we went to a nearby hospital around their hostel, they treated her and gave us some drug, I convinced her to let us go to my hostel but she declined and I couldnt leave her alone, mary also suggest that I stay behind since she didnt want to go.....we were together around after 10 in the night when some guys burst into the room, they took all what I had, wrist watch, money, gold chain, and also pick somethings in the house, the highest of it was that I was beaten like a thief to the extent that I had a dislocation on my arm and was rushed to the hospital by neighbour late in the night, it was a bitter experience. ... Mary concluded that it was enough as she cant be staying in that place again, she left with her things the second day while shade also left with some of her belongings too and we moved to my place till we figure things out. They talk to their landlord about their situation but the man said he cant give dem refund as he was not the one that ask them to pack out of the house......that was how me and shade started staying together for the time being. We resumed 200level and my cousin gained admission into our school, no place to stay other than my house which means that I had to find a solution to our accommodation as it wont be proper for shade to be staying with us in the room..before my cousin moved over fully, I secured an accommodation for shade close to my hostel, just like 10mins workable distance to my house, I furnished it to the fullest even beyond what I have in my own house, I could even said 80% of my savings went into the apartment but who am I to complain, its definitely for both of us. We barely stayed in our new house for a month before ASUU begins, what we thought will be a brief strike continued for a month and a month turned to six month. I didnt go home likwise shade too during this time, my schedule was from our hostel to ikeja and back to the hostel, we started living like a fully married couple. Before I come back 4rm work, shade would have cooked for me, we do so many things together, bath together, go to many places together.....its good to be a married man. I make the money while she does all the house chores and other stuff like washing my cloth and taking care of the house. Notyn to worry about as her sisters knows we were together too....

Well, dats kinda kul naa.. But den, hmmmmmm u knw wat.. Next plssssss..!!!! lolzzz

Continue plsss

Ok na

It remain 4 her 2 get pregnant

Why not two episodes per day instead of one?

Episode 12 During this period too, there were so many beautiful events that happened, she had already know all my family members and everybody knows her as my girlfriend. It was also during this peeiod that her senior brother celebrated his 40th birthday, the party afford me the opportunity to meet every members of her family cos it was a in house party.. I had a little chat with her two brothers who told me they have heard so much about me and they love the way things are going between us, we shoukd focus on our education, try and finish in flying colours and we can then decide to settle down finally. ....in his word "if you guys want to settle down immediately after u graduate, so be it, we will support u guys but u need to focus on your studies and take things one step at a time"....I thank them and appreciated all their advices. We exchanged phone numbers. Another thing of interest was that I met one of shade's cousin (yomi) at the party who had keen interest in our relationship, he do call sometimes when we are together and shade was the first to introduce him to me as yomi that always call her whenever we are together. we chatted about so many things and also exchange phone number....the guy was just begging me not to break her sisters heart as he cherished her so much. School resumed back and our relationship was almost three years, people have already noticed our relationship, people do jealous our relationship as we come to school together and go back together most times but that doesnt mean we choke each other as I allow her to do whatever she likes and I trusted shade with anything, we dont listen to gossips or hearsay from people nor allow third party into our midst. There were so many temptations from girls through my friends but since I decided shade was the one I wanted, the thought of side chick never crossed my mind. Even though all my friends are players and the least of them had two girlfriends who knows each other. To those babes, life is a competition. I abandoned my house for my cousin since me and shade started living together though I do go home maybe once in a week but doesnt sleep at home except if shade will sleep with me. Shade fall sick during our second semester exam, so many symptoms was coming up, shade was seriously weak and it was when my guys came to visit me that I had a discussion with kay..... Kay:guy wetyn u dey do to shade's sickness now...... Me:we have been using anti malaria drugs Kay:anti malaria ke? Oga this is not malaria oooo Me:ehn ehn...... Kay:with wat am seeing, this babe is pregnant Me shocked).....pregnant ke? Kay:yes......u can go and buy pt strip at the pharmacy to test but am very sure its pregnancy.... I started shaking the moment I heard it was pregnancy, I started thinking of so many things, my mum, her disappointment if she find out, my uncle, embarrassment in school. ...I bought the pt strip and we did the test the following morning and alas it was positive....we went to hospital later in the day and it was confirmed that shade was four weeks gone

Hahahahahhahahaa unfurtunate-father snakie........

Ogaa ooh!

Wlcm 2 d world of fathers

Like i know she's gon' get pregnant... You've to marry her cause there's nothing you can do to it.

Episode 13 We got back home and shade was crying seriously, I tried to console her........ Me:pls, its ohk baby.....it has happened already, we need to think of the way forward and tell our people Shade:tell who.....you are not serious Me:as in? Shade:I cant even face my people to tell them.....my brothers, my sisters, our family that has been looking forward to my downfall...no ooooooo Me:so, what do we do? Shade:I dont know ooo......all I know is that we are not ready for this and I cant have this baby now Me:dont tell me you are already thinking of abortion Shade:what else do u want me to think of? I cant have this for now Me:am sorry shade, have never done this before and I dont think I can do it.....kill a baby Shade:its not yet a baby, its still blood baby, pls think about the outcome baby....pls and pls, thats our only option... What a situation I found myself but sincerely I was undecided either to go by my way or her own way, it took us two days before we could reach a compromise and I gave in to her request after so much crying and pleading from her but we promised ourselves that we will never engage in that again if it happens again....I called kay Me:bro, hw far.......na d tyn wey u talk oooo Kay:wetyn go come happen now? Me:my brother, next thing na to find way commot am ooo....we never ready now Kay:ohk.... Me:but I dont know anywhere oooooo Kay:there's one hospital at the nxt bus stop, just meet the dr there, she will do it for you, I guess its 3k she does it the last time I check Me:ohk...but I hope there wont b any complications? Kay:notyn.....she knows the job very well...... Me:thankz bro.... We ended the call, the following morning, we located the hospital, I was a bit scared when they started the process but it was a surprise that we didnt even use up to 10mins before the dr finish everytyn...shade was seriously weak as we got home, she took malt and alot of milk. She got hersef back the following day and everytyn was back to normal. I vowed never to have sex again and even if I want to have sex it will never be without condon but all na story as it was just a month before we got back to our normal self and forgot about what happened and all what we went through over a month ago....sex was just a normal thing between us, it was like a routine.......we do it atleast four times in a week, raw and without any form of protection. To be continued

Badt guy... So u never learn ur lesson huh.. If it happened next time, u guys myt nt b Lucky again o.. Oya leggo der, next episode plssss

Stupid couples... If u dnt want to use condom... Are dere no oda ways of family planning? U guyz jez killed an innocent baby!!! Dis is what some ppl do nd end up aving no children in d future

I hope you dont regret it in the future... Cause you might end up not having a single child or the pregnant could spoil her womb.

Episode 14 there were lot of strike after our 200level and by the time we resumed to 300level our relationship was four years already and we were counting towards our 5th year. If a soothsayer had told me I will spend 5years for a four year course b4 gaining admission, I will deny it but who am I to query our education system. So many temptations continue as I became more popular in my faculty, tutorials for my faculty mate and those below me was order of the day, have also grown to become someone people looks towards in my department in terms of academics and I was able to grow my GPA to 3.90 and it was still a dream to graduate with a first class if possible or the worst will be not to graduate with anytyn less than 4.0. So many things had happened during my university sojourn, I have my goons which our loyalty to each other can not be questioned. We cherished our relationship before our girlfriends but my case has been exceptional as shade comes before any other person. Our tentacles was not in our faculty alone but all through the school, we are known in every faculty in the school, thanks to some of them participation in student union activities. So many people we entered together had dropped out some due to result while some others were rusticated due to exam malpractice. Need to say here that one of the policy of the school was once u are caught for exam malpractice either as a macinery or cheating, you will be rusticated, we do most times joke about the seven years imprisonment which was stipulated in the criminal act of nigeria for exam malpractice. That didnt stop me from writing exams for my friend whenever any of them had carry over most especially in a course that involves calculations. My relationship with shade was as lively as anything u will imagine, she sacrifice alot for me in terms of taking care of me and my well being, I celebrated her birthday every year with a light party in her hostel with friend coming to celebrate with us even though have never celebrated mine for once. Aside from what she get at home, she also get weekly allowance from me couple with the fact that we always change our phones every january of each year to the latest reigning fone, thanks to my working in computer village which gave me access to latest phones with prices lower than the normal market price. Family and friends were happy about our relationship and they were already planning for us that we should atleast do our introduction formally before going for service even though our families have known each other informally already. Yomi her cousin always envy our relationship and gave word of encouragement anytym we talk on fone or we coincidentally meet in shade's house. Something terible happened during our second semester exams in 300level, due to what happened in the previous exam (pregnancy) ...she had like 3 carry over one of which was a calculation course. She registered for them and we were having discussion a day to the exam Me:baby, have been calling u since to let us go through this course but ur body language is otherwise Shade:I just dont want to stress myself, u no am not good in this thing jare....even those ones I passed, na by God's grace and ur help Me:then we have to do this together cos u cant carry it over again...I want us to be clean by the time we are in 400level Shade:I understand baby, but u no what? Me:whats that? Shade:you can help me with the exam tomorrow now........ Me:help u? How? Shade:you have always been helping your friends to write their carry over exams so, notyn stop u from helping me too... Me:this is different, u no am in the same department with my friends and I can claim to my lecturer even if they ask me that I have a carry over since its a faculty course unlike crossing over to your own department. .... Shade:baby, pls I no you can do it... Me:no ooo....ohk, maybe we should find someone in your department to write 4u and pay the person Shade:no baby, you want to bring shame and embarrassment to me moreover, scoring 5 is sure with you... Me:baby, have never rejected any request from u before bt this one might be hard cos what if they caught me Shade:you have never been caught before baby and it wont be mine. After so much persuation I agreed to go and write the exam for her. It was 8am paper and I was to have a paper also by 2pm dat day. Early in the morning, I called one of my friend that I will be coming to meet him in his own hostel that he should come and escort me to school as I want to go and write exam for shade. What are friends for as he followed me cos that will even afford us opportunity to do some revision before our 2pm paper. We entered school, my friend was waiting directly opposite the exam hall, as shade's course mate that came for the same carry over, they started asking questions of who I came to write exam for and they pleaded that we should sit together forming a circle. Even the regular student were calling me to come and sit with them. I finally settled at the carry over side and we formed a team of like four tables and I was supplying answers. So many concentration on me but the lecturers invigilating were new in the department so, they dont even know 300level student. They kept threatening that they will take me out of their midst but with enough pleading, they allowed us to continue, moreover they are new in the system and they dont know who is who. We were almost an hour into the exam when the HOD of the department walked in, we didnt know he has been watching us from outside for over five minutes, he walk towards my side Hod:young man, which level are u? Me:300level sir Hod:are u sure? Me:yes (though I knew him to be a guy man but another thing I dont know was that he knows everybody in 300level cos they are not much) Hod smiled)......whats your name Me:abayomi adewale sir (name of a guy in that department) Hod:stand up..... (never knew abayomi was in his office before he came to the hall)......he held me by the hand and started moving me outside but thank God have not written any name or matric number on my answer booklet.....he started taking me outside and I noticed my friend was already running outside before us. The moment I spped out of the hall and a security walked by ourside, everybody in thd faculty started looking at us and people started rushing outside after us....I saw my friend discussing with one of the school security guy as we walked to them, all eyes was on me...... Hod:he came in to write for Someone. .. Security:ohk sir.... Hod:gimme feedback as I have interest in the case Security:ohk sir....... Mr bayo:snakie, na u sef......why did u have to go and write exam for someone Me:u just have to help me mr bayo. (mr bayo was one of the security guy who was very nice to me and my friends, we do sit down and talk most times and settle him in cash) Mr bayo:enter the car before the CSO come here........ As I decided to enter the car, the CSO drove to where we are.....the cso was a no nonsense man and he doesnt have good relationship with student at all Cso:they have caught this one again....is he a student or outsider Mr bayo:a student sir, he came to write for someone Cso:datz good, have u collected his id card? Mr bayo:he doesnt have anyone on him....... The cso moved towards me and gave me two dirty slap, I started crying immediately as I look towards where shade and my friend was standing... Cso:handcuff him, take his details and take him to panti then report back to me immediately. .... Mr bayo and the other security guy:ohk sir..... They hadcuffed me, bundled me into the boot of their tinted wagon as we started the journey to lagos state police criminal investigation department (panti) in yaba. To be continued

Dis is serious.

love av landed u into trouble

Episode 15 We started perambulating all around the school and I was pleading with Mr bayo to help me out……. Mr Bayo: Why u sef go do that knid thing, don’t you know its dangerous….. Me:I don’t just know..i just say lemme risk it Mr Bayo: And CSO has seen you already, lets assume he hasn’t seen you, it would have been another thing entirely Security Guy:So, wetyn we go do now Bayo? Mr Bayo: I don’t even know sincerely…am as cobfuse as you and this guy already said we should go and drop him at panti Security Guy: when them dey tell una, una no go listen..na book dem say make una come read for school na another thing una go come dey do…………… Mr Bayo: I tire for them…e for no b u at all snakie…Abeg remove the handcuff on him first and let him seat at the back seat.. The handcuff was removed and I was asked to sit at the back seat..the glass of the wagon was tinted and nobody could see who was inside, it was almost after 11 and they were still moving me around up and down..we were on the road when we mistakingly ran into the CSO.. CSO: Whats this guy still doing in the car? I thought I asked u guys to move him to Panti Mr bayo: Yes Sir, we were checking all other faculty sir so that we can do everything once and for all if we have any other culprit.. CSO:no need to wait for anyone..just take him there and come and write your report when you are back…. Mr Bayo:Ohk sir….. We stepped out of the school premises immediately and my heart started beating fast,I was already crying, thinking of so many things with so many questions begging for answers…Is this the end? What will I tell them at home? Is this how am going to end my university sojourn? How will people feel about me? Will I go to prison? What will happen in panti?...so many questions begging for answers. I was receiving so many calls from my friends on our way going to panti asking me where I was and I was giving them feedback….we arrived at panti around to one and I was asked to come down, we met one of the senior officers outside, he started exchanging pleasantries with Mr bayo and other security officers when Mr bayo phone started ringing..He picked Mr bayo: (on phone)…We are there Sir, Not yet Sir, ehn ehn……right away Sir Security Guy: Who was that? Mr bayo: The CSO….. Security Guy:Wetyn hin dey talk…… Mr bayo: he said we should be coming with him right away…………. Security Guy: Ehn..ehn…lets go then I felt relieved as I was asked to enter the car back and we started our journey back to school, we were all surprised at what was happening, we didn’t know the way forward neither do we know why the CSO asked them to bring me back….we got to school around to three in the afternoon and headed straight to the CSO’s office, I met all my friend in his office, shade was even nowhere to be found……. CSO: Tunde, tell your friend not to do like that again oooooo…… Tunde: it wont happen Sir..we promise He started talking about so many things and advising us, we later told him that our exam had paper for 2pm and we guess they would have started already, he should allow us go and we will come and see him later….My friends decided it wont be ideal for us to go without giving him and his boys something even if its just for small enjoyment…..I had only 2k with me and I dropped everything to them, they started contributing among each other and within 5mins, boys generated 20k among themselves and hand it over to Mr bayo. CSO: tuned, say me well to daddy, tell him I will call later in the evening after work Tunde: Ohk Sir CSO:You guys should also try and see the lecturer later in the day Tunde: Ohk Sir…. We all left, it was gist and yabbing all the way as we were going to the exam hall. How I escaped was that Tunde’s father was the one that called the CSO and pleaded on my behalf. His dad was the one that helped the CSO secured the security job in our school due to Tunde’s recommendation of him when he was out of military service, it was like a good turns deserve another. We entered the exam hall around 3pm and all eyes was on us..u can imagine 6-7 guys coming into the exam hall an hour late, our lecturers were just looking at us with pity..we formed voltron and wrote the exam, I came outside and met shade and bola together, her face had swollen up from tears likewise Bola too…..Bola hugged me and couldn’t hold back her emotions…..we stayed till around 5pm before we called the CSO who said we should come and meet him at the staff club, we got there and met the lecturer with the CSO drinking Star. They called me between their midst and we started gisting and talking, we pleaded that he should just forget about everytyn and at the end of it, we declare for them with drinks, pepper soup and assorted meat. We left school around after seven, Bola couldn’t go home and he had to stay with Shade while I decided to go to my friends place. To be continued

O boy, God saved your royal side... One good turn deserves another.

God just save ur ass hope u wount try it again

Am really hapi 4 u ooo snakie,bt dnt try dat shit nxt tym

Episode 16 We all left, it was gist and yabbing all the way as we were going to the exam hall. How I escaped was that Tunde’s father was the one that called the CSO and pleaded on my behalf. His dad was the one that helped the CSO secured the security job in our school due to Tunde’s recommendation of him when he was out of military service, it was like a good turns deserve another. We entered the exam hall around 3pm and all eyes was on us..u can imagine 6-7 guys coming into the exam hall an hour late, our lecturers were just looking at us with pity..we formed voltron and wrote the exam, I came outside and met shade and bola together, her face had swollen up from tears likewise Bola too…..Bola hugged me and couldn’t hold back her emotions…..we stayed till around 5pm before we called the CSO who said we should come and meet him at the staff club, we got there and met the lecturer with the CSO drinking Star. They called me between their midst and we started gisting and talking, we pleaded that he should just forget about everytyn and at the end of it, we declare for them with drinks, pepper soup and assorted meat. We left school around after seven, Bola couldn’t go home and he had to stay with Shade while I decided to go to my friends place. Fast forward to a year later, my relationship have grown more than five years and we still remain strong, doesn’t mean that we don’t have argument or quarrel but no third party had ever meddle into our affairs before, we always find a way to settle things our own way and as for sex, that was still a regular thing and my loyalty to shade was never questioned, cheating on her was never an option even though I had so many advances and all sort. Things started changing by the time we got to 400level, first it was on her birthday, during the party later in the evening, she was called outside to come and dance and we were both dancing, I decided to kiss her but she used her hand to block my lips..i was embarrassed and left the scene. Kay walked up to me and said he saw all what happened but I shouldn’t let that spoil the fun of the day. Then later in the night, shade begged me and started crying that she was sorry for what happened, she promised it will never happened again. We settled the issue and the day ended with hot sex with a lot of promises and swearing with the bible unclad that we will never cheat on each other neither will another being see our unclothedness talkless of having sex with another person (we were both drunk in love) ……… By the time we got to 400level second semester, my house rent had already expired and my cousin said he wanted to move to one of his coursemate hostel, I found it unnecessary to pay for another house rent as we had less than six month to spend in school, I moved some handy things to Shade’s place while I gave all other things to my cousin and some other peeps. I shuttle between our hostel and My friends place as exam was fast approaching and my friends pleaded that I should come and stay with them fully for the time being as that was the last lap and we cant risk any carry over but I need to take care of my babe too…………. There was a mini strike before the exam and during this time shade do tell me she want to go and spend sometimes in her cousin’s place as his mom have been disturbing her on phone over a while now to be coming to her place…The deal here was now she will leave on Friday and come back on Monday, I make sure she goes with nothing less than 5k for transport and feeding anytime she’s going. It was becoming worrisome when I noticed that the moment shade leave on Friday her phone will be off or not reachable until Monday when she will be coming back. I questioned her so many times but she always give excuse that network was not good in Yomi’s area and I had no cause to worry as I do call Yomi and he will confirm to me that my shade was in their place even though he will tell me he was not at home anytime I called. This continue till we started our final exam when shade said she will prefer coming from home to write her exams since I will be staying with my friends for our final exam. I never felt the distance between us like that since we started dating, there was always break in communication over the weekend and when we see during the week, it was in the school and not at home, so there was nothing like sex between us for more than 2months, I endured so far I was able to stay without sex for more than a year before, then what’s two months?........ I thought things will change after our exam but shade decided not to resume back to the hostel, we just locked our room as I stayed in my friends place. There comes a day when one of our neighbour we were close to was doing house warming and shade decided to come from house, we met at the venue of the party and I noticed something which made me accuse her, firstly she didn’t hug me when she arrived and she didn’t even behave as if we have seen each other for long….. Me:whats wrong with you shade Shade: As in? Me:a lot of things….i need we need to sit down and talk about so many things Shade:Things like what? Me:Firstly, the way you are walking right now Shade: Whats it with it………….. Me:It says a lot cos this is the exact way you use to walk anytime we have sex and I can bet it that you have had sex today (my instinct doesn’t lie as have known my shade for over 5years, we have been living together for over four years under the same roof and when I said she was walking the way she use to walk whenever we finish having sex I definitely know what am saying) Shade: What kind of allegation is that? Sex with who? You or an angel Me: I know what am saying and am sure of what am saying………… Shade:you are sure of what you are saying? Are you trying to accuse me? We have been together for over five years, have never cheated on you and you are accusing me now…what sort of thing is that? Where did u put our trust? Me:ohk…am sorry baby, can we talk about this after the party? Atleast we will be going home together Shade: No oooo…am going back home from here Me:that means we wont have time to see again? Shade:We will see during the week? Me:baby, pls we need to see and talk…. Shade:Don’t worry, we will see and talk baby………… She walked away from where we were and left me standing, I was amazed as if it was not the same shade have known for the past five years………… To be continued

Snakie, take it or leave it, Shade is seeing anoda man. Hope Yomi is really ha cousin.

Blind Trust

Episode 17 I tried her number all through the week, it wasn’t going through neither did she come to school…I will call Yomi and his own number won’t go through too…..It was on the following Saturday that I got through to her Me:whats happening shade, you left since that day and your number has not been going since Shade:Am so sorry snakie (started crying) Me:why are you crying…stop crying and talk to me Shade: have offended you snakie, pls find a place in your heart to forgive me Me:what did u do? U didn’t offend me now, we just need time to talk things through Shade:Am very sorry snakie, have offended you Me:what did u do? Shade: *****Stammering******** Am pregnant Me: Smiled….Pregnant? for who? How? When? What time? Shade: ****crying***** am very sorry snakie Me: Ohk…..Just stop crying, where exactly are you right now? Can we see and talk about this? Can we meet in the hostel later in the day Shade: I hope there wont be problem? Me:what kind of problem? Shade:Are u sure? Me:Definitely now..i promise..lets meet by 12 and talk about this please. Shade:Ohk…I will meet you up in the hostel by 12pm Me:No problem, I will call u b4 then to know your movement…. Is it true? What kind of joke is this? How will she be pregnant? Under my nose? For who?..not my shade, I trust her beyond that……but come to think of it, this is an expensive joke ooooo….. Shade called me around quarter to twelve that she will be in the hostel in the next five minutes that I should meet her up there…I put on my cloth, told my friends that I want to pick something in my hostel..i got there and shade was already waiting at the entrance door, she had changed in my eyes…..I went downstairs and bought two malt for both of us and we sat down on bed for discussion………… Me:so, what happened? Why that expensive joke now shade? Shade: ***started crying******am not joking snakie Me:then tell me it’s a lie Shade: ***knelt down in front of me and started crying******Am very sorry snakie, I don’t know how it happened Me: ****devastated, started trembling and still curious*****how did it happen? Who are you pregnant for? How old is the pregnancy? Shade: Going to two month now…………. Me:what? Two month? (stood up)………… Shade: That’s more reason why have been running away from you for the past two month cos I know have offended you and my mind has not been at peace………. Me: Ohk..pls wait and stop crying..who got you pregnant and how did it happen? Shade: pls am sorry baby…. Me:have heard u, am not angry and you are forgiven, Just tell me who got you pregnant Shade:are u sure you are not angry? Me:Yes baby…..who got you pregnant? Shade: It was gbenga Me: Gbenga? Which Gbenga? Shade: the one that stays in my area. That I told you have been asking me out all this while Me: so, how did it happen………….. Shade: *****started crying heavily again*****I don’t just know, pls find a place in your heart to forgive me pls Me:You are forgiven already but how did it happen… Shade:U know during that mini strike that I went home to spend two weeks, he met me on my street one day and we greeted, he now invited me to his house saying atleast if we are not dating, that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be friend…..so, I went to his place that faithful Saturday, he offered me malt and I drank then the next thing I remembered was that we were both totally Unclad on bed..i started crying and he begged me not to and that he was sorry… Me:But during that time you visited home, there was no day we don’t talk atleast 3 times a day and I use to ask you so many questions but u never told me you met him not to talk of going to his house Shade: Am very sorry, I was scared of your reaction Me:ohk…did he know you are pregnant? Shade:Yes, I told him when it was 3 weeks old……….. Me: Then why didn’t u go for the option of abortion if you love me and you still want to keep this relationship Shade: He threatened me that notyn must happen to his baby Me: and u decided to leave it? Shade: am confuse and don’t know what to do Me: That’s it now..cos when you got pregnant for me then, u were the one clamouring for abortion against my wish but this time around you are not ready cos I believe if u truly cherish our relationship you would have abort it without my knowledge and I wont even know anything about it.. Shade:Am confuse baby…pls forgive me Me:Who have you talk to about the pregnancy Shade:Nobody, except 3 of us……. Me:So, what do u want to do? Shade: I don’t know sincerely, but I will be ready to abort it so far we can come back together to the way we were Me:is now u want to abort it? Shade: Yes, the sex was not my wish, He drugged me…… Me:what did u go and do in his house in the first place? And u didn’t tell me Shade: *****held my legs with her two hands and continue crying****** Am very sorry baby, pls forgive me, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, its you I want in my life, am very sorry ifemi Me:so, what do u want me to do Shade: I want you baby, lemme abort the pregnancy and we come back together, pls cover me from embarrasment baby, pls cover my shame, I beg of you baby……………. After so much crying and silence in the room for a while………… Me: Ohk..No problem, have heard you, you must get rid of the pregnancy before next weekend and am not giving you one naira to do this….you have to find a way to do it yourself cos I don’t want to have a hard in abortion again………… Shade: thanks so much dear… I love you so much baby… Me: No problem dear..just wipe your tears abeg..its ohk I lifted her up as we hugged each other… To be continued

hmmmmmmmmm, mouth sealed

nice one

Idiot

C gobe. If it's me, I won't accept her back.

There is fire on the Mountain top,can ds snake kill it

Episode 18 I clean her face with my handkerchief and we started gisting normal again. After about five minutes, she decided to go to the rest room, she dropped her bag and phone on bed and stepped outside to the toilet, I picked up her phone…ordinarily, I don’t check ladies phone not to talk of someone am dating cos I believe in privacy in relationship but any time I pick a lady’s phone, the first place I always check has to be sent message first, I don’t check inbox, draft, outbox or pictures cos sent messages shows intent unlike inbox that someone can always claim that message came in mistakingly but on sent message, notyn like mistake cos you typed anything you sent out yourself. I quickly scroll through her sent message and the fourth message I saw on her phone reads “do you think am a kid? Am I not old enough to know who got me pregnant? Oriyomi Adewale, you are responsible for my pregnancy and not snakie”…….I got mad instantly that I shouted WHAT!...she rushed inside and saw her phone in my hand and my mouth wide opened…she stood there for like a minute looking at me… Me: What!, so it was yomi that got you pregnant shade? Yomi your cousin…………. I laid my hand on a coke bottle beside the shelve, broke it and drew her closer to me to scare her….she pushed me away instantly and I hit my head on the wall, blood started rushing out of my head……….. Shade: You want to kill me abi? Or what do you want to do? Fool, , i got pregnant for yomi and then? Whats the big deal there? (I just stood there and was looking at her as she continue ranting) Shade: whats your stress with my life? You are mad, , so, if they started calling a husband you will also show face abi? I decide what I want in life and have decided its yomi so, whats your stress…fool…give me my phone..give me my phone jhoor…..i wanted to consider you before by aborting the pregnancy but not again.FOOL ****she started struggling the phone with me but I was still holding to it, by this time, our neighbour an elderly man was already at our door, knocking and asking us to open the door but she wouldn’t allow me to go, I couldn’t wrestle with her much as I don’t want complications……..i managed to open the door and the man was talking to her but she never acknowledged her, she was still dragging the phone with me then she mistakingly dig her hand into my back pocket, brought out some cash like 1,500 naira from it…she threw the money back at me Shade: Shiooo..is this money? Pls take your silly money....give me my phone now *****phone that I bought for her with my hard earned money******** Daddy: Snakie, pls give her the phone pls Me:Ohk Sir…..(I handed over the phone to her) Shade: Old fool….shioor, Daddy: for the past four years you have been staying in this house, You have been a model to most yound guys around and you guys have been good together, have never seen you talk or shout before, what could have warrant this snakie Me:am so sorry sir, Shade got pregnant for a guy i assumed was her cousin for the last five years under my nose Daddy: Tell me it’s a lie shade…….. Shade: And then, I got pregnant for another guy, what’s the big deal….its my choice Daddy: WHAT! (daddy opened his mouth and couldn’t close it, he couldn’t utter a single word as he turned back and close the door behind)….. Shade started reigning serious abusive languages on me as she started packing my things from the room and throwing them down through the balcony..all my clothes, books, personal things were fling away to the compound through the balcony..i quickly dash down and started packing them one after the other before I finished packing them, she had already lock the door with my key and stepped outside the compound..by the time I finished packing, she had gone. I bought a bag, pack my things and I couldn’t go back to the hostel with all my luggage. I headed home but I decided to branch in their house with my bags, I met her sister at home and explained what happened to her Sister: Its been more than 2 months I set my eyes on her, I thought you guys stay together and am surprise to hear all this….Yomi ke? Why yomi…………pls don’t be offended, I will try and call her to find out things cos I don’t understand all this, you people that we have been expecting that you should tie the knot latest by next year. I will call her and talk to our senior brother too. Me: Ohk Ma…Thank You Ma. I left her place and went home, I couldn’t hold back my tears when I got home, mumsy asked about what happened and I explained to her… she called shade but she didn’t pick her call…… Mumsy: My son, there is nothing new under the sun, what happened has happen..you need to forget about her, that’s her choice and u have your life to live. Is it not we ladies? You will still meet many of us in the future, some of us will even be begging you with their kitty catt…………..Look at you, you are a fine boy, you are complete as a human being, look around you, there are so many ladies flocking around, you will still go for NYSC, there are so many girls there, you will soon start work, you will have so many ladies to choose from your colleagues….Just forget about it jare, the most important thing is that, am proud of you, am proud of your result and am proud you graduated with your mate without any hitch….just stay focus and forget about her abeg. Me:Thank You ma. The following morning I called shade's niece who was about 20yrs of age Me: hello jane....good morning Jane: good morning uncle snakie, longest tym....u dont even call nor visit us Me:am sorry, it was exam and project Jane:ohk oooo...next month is my birthday, hope u didnt 4get the phone you promise me ooo Me:hw will I forget that now....u will definitely get it Jane:thank u sir Me:uwc, when was the last time you heard from yomi Jane:its been long sir ooo Me:I need him to do something for me but his number is not going Jane:hey yah...... Me: lets I forget sef, hw is he related to you guys Jane:as in related to our family? Me:yes.... Jane:we are not that related sha.... Me:ehn ehn..... Jane:u no when we first built our house, they are the first set of people we met in this area, so our family became close before they moved to their own permanent house. Ever since then, we have been family friends and u can hardly know we are not related if we didnt tell u Me: (am doomed) oh oh....but can I trust him to do business together Jane:sure now..I can vouch 4 him Me:thanks so much jane Jane:uwc sir........ Now my eyes is clear, so all my cousin my cousin for the past five years has been a deceit......my foolishness na first class. To be continued

Hey yah! I suspected dis Yomi of a guy. But Shade is a disgrace to womanhood. Upon all u did for her, she still v mind to pay u back dis way. Well, take heart cos it's not end of life.

@Gloria here is the link to start from the beginning https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/single-but-living-married-by-snakie86/

Sorry o Snakie dats woman 4 u bt i blv 1tin she wil definitely regret it bcos of the oath u she made to U

Episode 19 Bola called me later in the evening after so much persistence based on my response and mood, I broke the news to her..she was very surprised and couldn’t hold back her emotions for me. Bola: are you coming to school tomorrow? Me:Nah…….am still at home, till next week Bola: Pls, I will be in school tomorrow and I want you to come Me:To come and do what?..no need jare Bola:Pls and pls, do this for me snakie… Me: Ohk….I will meet you in school tomorrow Bola:Thank you dear Mumsy also convince me to go back to the hostel as being in the midst of my friend will help me go over it, I agreed to go back. I met Bola in school later in school the following day and settle down at the canteen with bottle of sprite… Bola: na wah ooooo…so, u don reduce like dis since on Saturday..see as u com lean Me:Shut up jhoor…..No be you ladies Bola:Abeg we are not the same jhoor…. Me:I hear you……… Bola:So, how come?how did it happen? Me:Those were the questions have been asking myself without answers oooo Bola: na wah oooo Me: All I can say is that if not for the text message I saw on her phone which she sent to Yomi that he was responsible for the pregnancy, she already lied to me that it was another guy and I agreed we terminate the pregnancy..i later called her niece who told me they are not even related to Yomi Bola: Shade get mind oooo…..All those pple wey dey look innocent sef, their way no dey pure I swear Me: Despite all have done for her… Bola: U know the thing was, have noticed some traces in her way back but I couldn’t tell you cos u were totally in love and there was notyn anybody can tell you then that you will believe. I had to even keep my mouth shut so that it wont be as if I was jealous or trying to spoil your relationship Me:Ehn..ehn…what did you notice Bola: You know ever since she has been following mary, I know her ways will definitely not be pure….You know yomi used to come to our school very well Me:yes, I know and we do see sometimes Bola: he was actually asking mary out Me: I know but I don’t know if that one accepted or not Bola: She definitely accepted and he dated mary for quite sometimes but their relationship didn’t last long, you know Yomi didn’t go to school now, he was just fortunate to have money based on the government ministry he’s working and I guess the gift and money will definitely be what entice Shade. Have always noticed the way he play around him whenever he come to school and I always thought on my mind that even if he was her cousin, there must be limit to everytyn but I couldn’t tell u then Me: Money ke? Bola: or maybe you no dey do the thing very well and Yomi better pass you Me: I dey try my best now Bola: Well your best might not be her own best Me:So, Yomi eventually bleeped mary and Shade got pregnant for him too Bola: dey there now and I guess they have been dating for long sef, just that God says, it was now their secret will come out………… Me:na wah ooo…she played me for a fool Bola: the geh get mind olorun, what if wetyn happen that time carry u enter jail nko and your career ended, I guess it wont even take her much before jumping to another guy Me: well, this is where I found myself oooo Bola: Abeg, you just have to forget about her please, the future is bright for you and another lady will definitely come…you don’t have to be moody over her issue pls and pls Me:Thanks so much dear..thatz bygone already…………. We gist and talk about so many things, she made a lot of jest about me and shade, though expensive jokes but there was notyn I could do to her……we departed and I left for hostel, I met my guys in the sitting room watching film…… Tunde: Guy, which kind character be that now…u just disappeared since on Saturday not until we call u on Sunday Kay: Guy u eff up, why u go just disappear like that Me:make una no vex abeg Chorus: we don hear, wetyn u bring back from house……… Me:Notyn jhoor….kay, abeg make we see outside jhoor… Kay: ehn ehn…better dey? Make we go outside now padi mi Me:ohkkkkk……. We went outside as I explained all what happened to him, the guy just keep quiet and was smilling, after I finish talking, the next thing that came out of his mouth was Kay: (laughing)……House, make una come hear oooo……e don happen ooo Chorus: (all of them rush outside)..wetyn happen Kay: na inside talk abeg, make we go inside (they all rushed back inside and left me outside, after shouting, they rushed back outside to meet me) Tunde: Ngbo, your wife don get belle? Congratulations padi mi……daddy twins Me: (eyes red)…..which kind play be this one now (they pushed me inside) Kay: u know say I don dey talk am say that shade geh way no pure…so, she dey bleep another Dickson aside this snakie Tunde: Olorun, if a lady chop this your tyn and dig another Dickson, then the lady can never be satisfied in life Micheal: Olorun, me wey I dey always watch my geh against snakie say make she no see that tyn wey u carry cos if she see am, she fit divorce me instantly..then shade get the mind to go bleep anoda babe outside this…Woman no get heaven ooo Me:Na wetyn I see b da too but make una stop am abeg Kay: Stop wetyn? If we no talk am like this e no go good …this one go make u 4get am easily Tunde: No worry, we go arrange one babe for you wey go start to bleep u so that u go forget dat Dam quickly Micheal: Omo, na d tyn be dat ooo…thank God my guy is free at last, free from the bondage of shade and can enter any hole as he want Kay: But truth be told, u over loyal to that babe……… My phone started ringing and it was someone from school that called me that they saw shade and bola in school having serious arguments with each other that almost led to big brawl and crowd were just looking at them until security came to separate them….I called bola immediately after the call Me:wetyn happen now babe, where u dey? Bola:I dey road jhoor, I dey go house Me:wetyn happen for school now….You no need to create scene now Bola: I need disgrace that Dam….i even think say she go talk, make I beat am with the yeye pregnancy Me:You no need am abeg Bola:the thing pain me pass you abeg..the babe na geh wey dem dey take swear for babe Me:but you are on your way home now sha Bola:yes dear… Me:we will talk later in the night pls Bola:No problem..hope you are ohk sha Me:yeah…am in the midst of my friends and we are enjoying oursef Bola:datz better… We ended the call, talk about so many things and at the end of it we laugh it off, though some of them were painful deep inside my mind but do I have options? To be continued

Bola loves you

Trust no one even Bola sef.

Hmmmmm.. Na wa for shade oh

Sori snakie,just forget about her,she is nothing bt a nyphomania

Sori snakie,just forget about her,she is nothing bt a nyphomania bt i kw she ll regret ever doing dat.

Bola loves ya.... No girl will ever try what shade did to me and go scot free.... I'm sure she'll later beg you... That Yomi i dont trust him before... Like i know she'll betray you... Snakie fumble sef... How can you date just a girl for five years and expect her not to ever me a man???

Episode 20 We have been arranging for an end of year get together party and Friday was the date we fixed. All arrangement went according to plan, drinks, asun and all necessary things were in place as at 2pm..we are expected to start around 4pm and end it late in the night. Just a parlour thing with friends and their girlfriends coming around. It was a mini thing until crowd started pulling in…..I felt lonely as I was the only one among my friends without any babe…..It was around 6pm when shade came in with some of her coursemate (A guy) ..we hugged each other on sighting oursef… Me:What are you doing here Bola:Just say, lemme come and look at what you guys are doing before going home…..i came for my final clearance as I told you now Me:and have you concluded it Bola:Yes of course Music was blasting and everybody were dancing to different songs..i acted as the DJ as I brought in my system which I use for downloading, it was connected to a woofer and was mixing so many songs as Bola sat beside me…I offer her pepper soup and drink and we took it in the same place Bola:so, which babe is yours Me:babe ke? So fast Bola:you need to start acting fast ooo… Shade is gone, another babe should be on the floor Me:its not easy jare Bola: I no its not easy but you have to try…….Lets go and dance a bit jhoor Me:I no dey dance abeg, I prefer to stay here Bola: stand up jhoor….. She dragged me up and we eventually started dancing to some naija hip hop mix courtesy of virtual Dj software. It was already after seven Me: When will you be going home? Bola: soon, lemme enjoy myself to the fullest sef, when was the last time I did this Me:Ohk ooooooo..just looking at time ni Bola:lemme even call mumsy sef…where is my phone? Me: here (handed it over to her from my pocket) We stepped out to a place where the sound of the music was totally low…. Bola: Hello mummy, am sorry, my phone was in my bag..ohk ma….pls I wont be coming home today, I will sleep in my friends place but I promise to be home tomorrow… Thank u ma. Me: where will u sleep? Bola: wherever you will stay now or the party not till day break Me:yeah it is but its not necessary now…. Bola:I know but u need it..everyone here is not alone, I cant leave you alone too except u don’t want me around Me:Oh, am sorry..as your lordship pleases. We went back inside and it was groove all through…..We stopped playing music around after 11 and it was gist all through, boys dey shayo and all sort, Bola was forced to take Smirnoff and mixture of vodka and sprite, boys don dey on high level already……All our visitors had gone and it was just remaining all of my guys and their girlfriends, everybody was just busy doing different . I don’t drink on a normal day but I couldn’t help myself but tasted some liquor on this day “once no dey kill now”……Bola was sitting by the tip of the chair I was sitting at………after so much talk, she whispered to my ear “can we go somewhere that we will be alone”……No problem dear, I responded. I dragged her up as I led her into one of the room……..My guys were just staring at us as we walked in between them as they continue drinking. We entered the room, I put on the blue light, shade jammed the door behind us immediately….pushed me to the bed and started kissing me, I responded back and kissed her in return. She was kissing me passionately just like have never done before….. Me: Stop Bola..stop Stop pls… Bola: (paused)…what happened… Me:You are high..i think we need to stop Bola: Olodo, who is high……..shut up jhoor ----- Before saying A, she started kissing me all over again, the kissing was lasting longer as she unbuckled my belt….within five minutes, we were both unclad, we switched position as I took charge of the scene, the bweast was firm as I started sucking them intermittently, I moved down to the kitty catt and started serious finger bleeping..she responded with a soft moan….uhmmmm….romance didn’t last long before I located cd under the bed and started bleeping her..(konji na bastard, 3months no be beans at all…me wey dey bleep steadily before)……I was bleeping hard as she was moaning saying so many things but the one that got my attention was when she started saying, I love you baby, I love you so much snakie, another thing I noticed was tears was coming out from her eyes as I was bleeping her…..She got tired after coming twice but I was still eager to continue………….. Bola: abeg, e don do…..u wan kill me ni? Me:lolzzzz……. Bola:Sincerely Shade is a biatch Me:How do you mean…………. Bola:I cant imagine myself taking this hard long rod and be interested in another guys own….This is the biggest have ever seen in my life Me:You are not serious…………… Bola:Am Serious olorun………. Me:Ohk oooooo…….But are you for real with all what you are said earlier Bola: what was that? Me: That you love me Bola:forget that one abeg..thats slip of tongue Me:lailai..i no dey forget, u no I tort u were under the influence of alcohol when we started but I later realized you were not and I no when you are serious Bola: uhmmmm….ohk, yes I do way back then Me:what about now Bola: I still love you just like before and I will always love you but don’t get it twisted Me:get it twisted as in? Bola: Its late already cos we cant date Me: I understand Bola:what do u understand…. Me:that we cant date now………but it was all my fault, I saw you before I chased a wild goose Bola:You don’t need to blame yourself snakie…that’s how God says things will happen between us….U know what they say about seeing the one you love follow another person….I endured the pain for like a year, it was always hard seeing you and shade together………….I couldn’t take out the memory of what happened during that night out of my mind but I had to let go once I realized you were so much in love with her and since I love you dearly from my heart, the only thing I could wish you then was best of luck but I never knew it will come out this way between you guys like this, I was still innocent, untouched then and the way we started, I already fantasized of doing it with you, I dreamed of you being the one that will open the veil of my kitty catt, I wanted it so bad that night we were together but what do u do to a man whose heart was in another place…………(tears rolling down her eyes) I totally wanted to stop talking to you then but I later shrug it off, more reason I never dated any guy in school cos nobody appeal to me like you…………. Me: (sober and didn’t know when tears started rolling out of my eyes) Am so sorry bola, am so sorry for all the emotional stress I put you tru over the years, am so sorry for ignoring a tru love Bola:Nothing to be sorry about..Its gone already Me:but we can start all over again Bola Bola: No..its late already Me:Why? Bola: am traveling to UK on Monday for my masters and I don’t know when I will be back….. Me:You don’t mean it Bola: Am serious…………..Monday, all plans are in place already Me:Since when have you been planning this? Bola: have you forgotten am a citizen and popsy said I should come and meet him there to continue my education………… Me: Continuing your education doesn’t mean we cant date now except there’s a tangible guy out there Bola: no Guy at all…I broke up with my guy over seven month ago and have been alone since then……You are not someone I can lie to, I love you so dearly and I cant promise you it will work out cos sincerely, am not a fan of distance relationship…lets just continue to be the best friends we have always been……Pls snakie, I beg you in the name of almighty God….In my mind, I want a relationship with you but I know it cant work cos of distance……………..am so sorry dear Me:Notyn to be sorry about, I understand as I always want the best for you….i will always cherish you and you will always occupy a special place in my life……. Our discussion ended with tears from both of us…………we had two round of sex before morning and it was a memorable one. We didn’t even know what was happening outside until around 9am when we stepped out in the morning…..All place littered with dirt and we cleaned up. Bola left late in the evening that Saturday. To be continued

Hey yah!

hmmmm...#tears# u eventually lost d both of them,wen u were so blind to see d one dat's meant 4 u!

Mehn! Some gals re heartless.... I wish Bola stays sha #sobs#

What the fuck! You missed a woman who loved you for who you are for a player.... I'm sure Shade will later regret her choice.

Interesting

Episode 21 It was after a week Bola left for UK, it was so hard getting shade out of my mind and life, I so much tought about the wasted time I spent with her, I felt lonely anytime my guys are home with their babes. I realized a number has been calling me and whenever I pick the person will cut the phone, if I call back, the person wont pick up my calls. I later decided to send a message on the second day, the person didn’t reply not until later in the evening when a message came into my phone..”Ifemi, I don’t know what to say, I wanted to talk to you but I don’t know the response I will get from you, am very sorry for all what happened, pls forgive me baby, it was as if I was under the influence of something which I don’t know..pls am very sorry” I still love you so much from my heart. Shade. I just smiled as I finish reading the message….she called me later in the evening and I picked Me: Ehn…ehn…..kila tun rigbo ooooo (wetyn u wan talk again)…..u wan abuse us again Shade: Crying seriously………pls am so sorry baby, I don’t know what came over me, it was as if I was jazzed, I couldn’t believe I behaved like that to you..pls forgive me baby..pls and pls find a way in your heart to forgive me Me:Am not angry with you now…y begging me to forgive you, u didn’t offend me now Shade: I know I offended you………. Me:nah..poo happens in life…you only decided what you want in life Shade: Its not like that snakie, pls am very sorry…. Me:I said have heard you….what else do you want Shade: are u sure Me:what do you want pls Shade: can we see on Saturday? Me:See for what? So that you can tell me am an , fool, nuisance, shout on me and embarrass me? No way abeg..no need for us to see again Shade:Pls now snakie, I need to explain some things to you Me:Things like what? Shade: How it all happened, everything without a lie Me: Notyn to hear again..am not even interested in knowing how anytyn happened Shade: Pls now snakie..pls and pls, just grant me this wish even if it will be the last one you will ever grant me..just hear me out pls Me:Ohk..have heard you…Saturday, in the hostel Shade: Our hostel? Me: the one you embarrassed me? Nah……..where am staying now Shade: Pls and pls…..i cant come there pls….I beg of you, cover my shame pls Me: Ohk..lets meet at the eatery close to the bus stop but I wont have much time Shade:No problem…..what time will you be free Me:call me anytym you are coming, I should be around. Shade:thank you dear Me:Bye……………. I ended the call and I was looking forward to Saturday as I was eager to know how everytyn happened between them as it was still a misery to me…………..I NEED TO KNOW HOW YOMI BLEEPED HER, WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP STARTED AND ALL SORT. To be continued

Chaiiiiiii...... You still love her snakie... Seems they started dating before you met her.

Y would accept to c her? Hope ur dickson will rise @ d sight of her? Abeg, Shade shld be past tense to u.

dis guy u b authentic mumu o

True love never dies

Episode 22 Here comes the day, a beautiful Saturday morning, shade do call me before that Saturday but I don’t pick as I have nothing to discuss with her again, all my expectations was for Saturday to come and lemme hear her out. She called around 1pm that she was at the bus stop, I asked her to wait for me at the eatery somewhere close to the bus stop…..i told my friend I want to get something outside and will be back shortly. I got to the restaurant, everywhere was busy with people coming in and out, she had already seated as I located her where she was… Shade: Good afternoon Me: afternoon……… Shade: how have u been…… Me:Fine as you can see, am doing good..and u? hope baby is kicking……. Shade: I thank God……. Me:Gud, so, u said you wanted to see me, what’s it all about? Shade: I just want to come and beg you for forgiveness, I know have offended you greatly, have offended your creator and mine, my conscience is not allowing me to rest anytime I think of what I did……pls try and forgive me snakie Me: No problem, u didn’t offend me…..u said u wanted to tell me how it happened that’s why we are here.. Shade: (Crying)…..sincerely, I don’t know how it happened, it was as if jazz was used on me, All is still a misery to me olorun Me:You don’t know how it happened? And u always collect money from me every weekend as transport fare to his place, you don’t know how it happened and you were always going there every weekend for like 3 months before I knew all what happened, you don’t know how it happened that you lied to me that Yomi was your cousin when we started our relationship,you don’t know how it happened that you lied to me that one gbenga was responsible for the pregnancy before I saw the truth on your phone. U don’t know how it happened that you couldn’t terminate the pregnancy so that I wont know about it, u don’t know how it happened, you fought me and go back to that house….am not a fool dear, maybe you can tell me another lie Shade:Am not lying dear, pls believe me, am still confuse, I need help seriously, I don’t know whats happening to me, I cant believe have been the one doing all these to you….pls forgive me Me: No problem, if you are not ready then no problem……………I want to start going pls cos you are embarrasing me with this your tears already……. Shade: Am so sorry dear, pls can I beg you for a favour even before you go Me: Am listening…….. Shade: Pls am ready to do anything you want, am ready to terminate this pregnancy even if its today. All have ever wanted is to spend the rest of my life with you…..pls don’t leave me to my fate like this, pls don’t let me suffer baby…………….. Me: I think I have to go shade I stood up and wanted to make my way out. She stood up, knelt down and held my two legs crying profusely. I was embarrassed as she was crying seriously…saying “baby, pls am sorry, pls forgive me, I promised it wont happen again, pls I want you in my life, pls forgive me..am sorry for everytyn, have realized my mistake, pls forgive me” We became the focal point as everybody stopped all what they are doing and concentrated on us, more than 30 people and I could hear people started murmuring, “guy, pls forgive this babe now, she has been crying and begging you for the past 30mins, pls forgive her abeg”………One chick said “mehn….i can imagine myself begging a guy like this, this babe try ooo”…….”bro, abeg forgive her now….mistake has happened already, pls try and move ahead, she truly loves you” One old couples walks towards us and the man held me by the shoulder “My boy, I don’t know you ooo and you don’t know me either but look at my age, if a girl of nowadays can do this for you in public then she definitely love you and I don’t think there’s any offence beyond forgiveness, pls forgive her and move ahead together…I beg you in the name of God…pls and pls forgive her, we are all pleading on her behalf” I was dump founded as I became the victim and didn’t know what to say again, how will I start explaining to people what she did for me, I didn’t know when tears started rolling out of my eyes……..The old man pull her up and ask us to hug each other and move ahead, she hugged me immediately and I was a bit reluctant to respond but the old man and his wife convince me again…… Shade: Pls am very sorry baby….am so sorry, I love you so much baby Me: Ohk, have heard you Old man: Not that you have heard her..is she forgiven Me:Ohk Sir, she is Old Man: (laughed)…that’s my boy Shade: Thanks so much baby Me: Go and do what you said you want to do between now and next week Saturday, then we are back together Shade: thanks so much dear, am even doing it tomorrow dear..thanks so much She hugged me again as everybody was just smiling at the end of it but I couldn’t smile, so many things was running through my mind. The man gave us his contact to call him and even requested that we visit him next week Saturday together and I agreed. To be continued

Hmmm! But y did u agree to meet her at all?

Hmmm! What's on your mind snakie!

Dnt take her bk abeg

Uhmmm.. U guyz dnt knw d power of true love... Dont u knw it intoxicate u nd makes u do what u wont do normally? Jez pray u dnt look stupid 2 ppl cos of d love u have 4 some1.... I dnt blame snakie @ all... 5 years of relationship isn't a child's play.. How can u 4gt such years???

Chai... It's bound to happen... Forgive her and move on together.... Bola will be really pissed off when she finds out.

Hmmmm this unforgivable buh hmmm don't know what to say to her.

Episode 23 We left the restaurant together and she told me her elder brother was sick and she has been the one staying with him in the hospital for like a week and she will be going back there…On my way home, so many thought was just coming through my mind, one part said I should just free her while the other said I should give her another chance. At the end of so many though I decided that I will watch and see how event unfold, I will give her chance again but the commitment can never be as it was before. But how will I tell my friends without becoming a laughing stock? How will I explain to my mum and most especially Bola, they must not know or else the abuse I will get will be enormous..no be even my padi wey no how to make jest of someone…Its better I just keep it a secret for now and look for a way to fill people in and try to lie to them in one way or the other…. Over the next two days, the less shade will call me in a day was five times, calls here and there just for me to forget about all what happened. Things were coming up little by little, I became worried when I didn’t receive her calls for like two days but I decided not to call her or anything…it was later in the night on following Friday that she called me Shade:Hello Me:whats up Shade:You didn’t even try to call me for the past two days Me:am sorry, have been very busy ni…… Shade:ohk oooo..how things change…how are you Me:am fine..what about you? What happened to your voice, u don’t seems to be alright Shade:yes..am in the hospital Me:Yeah..u told me..have dey discharged your brother Shade:yes… Me:so, what are you still doing in the hospital Shade:am on admission Me:what happened to you? Shade: I lost the pregnancy and my brother get to know about it Me:hey yah…how did it happened? Shade:It was due to stress and thinking, I was on my way to upstairs of the hospital yesterday when I slipped and fell down and blood started coming out…….i was rushed in, clean up and they told my brother what happened..he’s still very angry with me but he’s not saying anything yet until we get home… Me:All is well dear, when will they discharge you now… Shade:Tomorrow…we will be going home tomorrow… Me:Ohk…maybe I will check you on Sunday Shade:No problem but you cant come to our house now cos I don’t know the response of my brother yet… Me:No problem ooo…we will see sha Shade:yes dear..thanks for evrytyn baby, i love you so much Me: ohk dear Shade:Na wah ooo..so, u cant tell me you love me again Me:we will talk tomorrow abeg.. Shade:ohk oooooo We ended the call and I don’t know what happened as it was a bit relief hearing that the pregnancy came down on it on…..fastforward to Monday afternoon, I called shade to know where she was and she told me she was at home (her brothers house). Told her I will be in their area around 5pm. Got to their street and asked to come out of the house as I was beside their house, she came out from the gate and we walked down and settled at a joint..Sincerely, she was looking so lively and different, it really shows she was not having anytyn inside her stomach again, her face has come down, she looks just like the way she was before the pregnancy issue started..i was happy for her and for us Me:so, how has it been with you? You are looking different and beautiful like before Shade:thank You dear…Its been serious issue at home jare Me:how? Shade:My brother is very angry at me and we have been like cat and mouse at home Me:Ehn ehn……did he ask about the pregnancy? Shade:yes, Me: what did you now tell him Shade:Just some lies here and there but it has become a serious issue with my sister now..he said she was the one encouraging me Me:You see what you caused for your sister Shade: They will settle later I believe Me:so, whats going to happen now Shade: Notyn really much..as you can see, am fit and very ohk (smiling)…I appreciate you for everytyn, your understanding and commitment Me:Uwc Shade:Thank God that what I wanted to do actually came down on it own..that means God didn’t want it to happen too Me:Indeed Shade:am glad we are back together and I promise what happen will never happen again Me:have heard you…..so, what next now Shade:I don’t really know yet oooo..my brother has been transferred to PH and he was saying we will be going together as he cant leave me at the care of anybody again and since have finish sef, I can be working in their organization before my service. Me:Since when has he been planning that Shade:they just said he will be heading the south east and south south region of their organization but I don’t think he wanted to stay there sha Me:oh oh….so, when is he leaving Shade:I guess this week Me:and you will be going with him? What if I didn’t come here? Shade:We have not finalize if I will be going with him or not now…and I believe we will still see and I will tell you before going Me:Ohk oooooo

Episode 24 We talk about so many things, I try to question her on how Yomi bleeped her but she dodge the question, I also use style to press her stomach on our way, she caught me and opened her stomach for me pressing it hersef and showing me so many things to signify that she was not pregnant again….i was a bit happy inside me. I got home late in the night and she called me again… Shade:hello baby Me:yes dear….. Shade: My brother just came back from work an hour ago and said we will be leaving for PH on Wednesday Me:that’s serious, so what are you going to do? Shade: I don’t even know..have been crying since he told me and he is not even listening to anybody Me:na wah oooo…then we will see tomorrow Shade:am going to the VI with him tomorrow morning, he said we need to go and do some shopping, buy office wears for me Me:na wah oo..dat means we cant even see before you go Shade:I don’t even know, lets see what tomorrow look like Me:No problem, we will see tomorrow… I didn’t know the kind of thought that came through my mind after receiving the call “well, I think I don’t need to put my mind in this relationship again, person wey we no far to each other b4, she go bleep another person and got pregnant, so now that there is a long distance, whats the tendency she wont do that again”…….i assume the relationship to be a 50-50 chance…… We never had the opportunity to see each other before she eventually left for PH. It was as if she just found a new love, The calls were always from her, but one thing I noticed is that she doesn’t call me at night nor early in the morning and if I call, she hardly pick calls if I call at night and the excuse was always that her brother police her up and down and receiving guys call has always been something else. To be continued

Snakie, u beta shine ur eyes where Shade dey. Once bitten, twice shy. A tree cannot pluck ur eyes 2 times.

She's on top of a new dick... Just let go of her... And find a better person to be with.

Episode 25 Our relationship was going on smoothly but I was still dedicated like before but I ate the forbidden fruit one way on the other (Body no be firewood), who initiated me was Bola the cheerful giver and I never looked back ever since I started doing it with her (story for another day is Bola the cheerful giver). All along the line, my friends nor anybody that knows about the issue never knew I was still in a relationship with Shade. We had also plan it that anytime she came back and people ask us what happened, we will lie to them that it was all lies that she only used what happened to test the kind of love I have for her. (Everybody will be as daft as me to believe that)………… One month, two, three, four,…………………to seventh months, shade was still in ph and the only means was just calls and sometimes chat. Not until one faithful day when she said Shade:baby, its like we will be coming to Lagos soon Me:ehn ehn…..dat will be fantastic..i cant wait to see you baby..have missed you so much Shade:same here baby, have missed you too… you are everything to me Me:are you guys coming back fully? Shade: Not yet though my brother is already working on his transfer back but they have not yet approved it Me:So, what are you coming to do in Lag Shade:we have a family wedding and I told my brother that I will also like to come Me:When is the wedding? Shade:Two weeks time………….. Me:So, I should be expecting you in two weeks time? Shade:Yes baby…hope nobody has touch my Dickson Me:nah…who wan touch am, He’s been complaining of your kitty cat for a long time now Shade:I cant wait to have it inside me either… Me:lol Shade:How I wish its possible to take it along when am going back…… Me: If you want, I can give it to you to keep… lolzz Shade: I wouldn’t mind oooo…I seriously want to get dirty with you when I come Me:even me too..you no how we use to do it now…. Shade:yes baby………….. Me:See the way you are talking, I remember the first day you tasted this thing, you couldn’t even look at it Shade:that was then..have matured now Me:definitely..cant wait to bleep you hard baby Shade:am all yours anytym anyday…………. Me:thatz my baby….i love you so much baby Shade:I love you too Me:how about school….what are you doing towards that………….your spill overs, your project and clearance..you cant stay in PH forever having that outstanding now or you don’t need the certificate again? Shade: why wont i? have always thought of it too but I know we will do it together Me:what make you think so Shade: I trust you baby, I no u cant leave me to my faith just like that Me:ohk oo…u no I will always do anytyn 4u Shade: That’s my baby..where would I have been without you in my life Me:we are meant to be together for life baby Shade:I love you so much baby Me:I love you too..hoping to see you in two weeks time Shade:same here baby…. We ended the call and I started counting down on two weeks. It was a serious anticipation and there was no day we don’t talk about it. About two days to the said Saturday, Shade broke the news to me that she wont be able to make it as her brother said she will have to stay put in PH as there wont be need for her to come to Lagos. It was a bit disappointment to both of us as our dream was shattered. Three months later, I was at a friends party… my friends and all our school mates were around. It was just normal gist and a good way reconnecting with each other again. One thing led to the other, we started gisting about school life and hw life has been after school. Suddenly, tunde burst into the middle of the conversation Tunde: Congratulations to one of our friends too that his wife gave birth Guy: who be that oo..make una yarn us Tunde: who else but snakie Me: surprised..me ke? Born? 4 where? Guy 2: na wah ooo..so u born u no even tell us Me:Born wetyn now Tunde: ehn..baba pikin….no dey code for us jhoor Me:e be like say u don high Tunde Tunde: so, u no hear say your wife don born? Me:Who Tunde: Shade of course… Me:***so surprised******Born Ke? Which time Tunde: na facebook I see am now wey person tag am Kay: even me sef see am and I tink say weda hin don know before ni ooo Me:I never know ooooo (seriously paining me inside as i still spoke with shade the previous day) Kay: You wife don born now….check facebook now…person just tag her the picture Me: congratulations to her then…..her case na bygone already now Tunde: I see the picture just dey wonder say, how that yomi guy take collect my guy wife Kay: Yomi wey no go school for that matter ooo because hin get small change I guess Guy: Yomi ke? No be that hin cousin wey dey find am come our department then Tunde:na him now Guy: Na wah oooo……so, she born for hin cousin after everytyn snakie do 4 am…..thats woman for u sha Me:na her own b dat sha Kay: baba baby..wetyn una name una baby now Me: Guy, stop am now…if to say na play..stop am abeg Tunde:e don do kay, u see say the guy wan dey cry……. Kay:All na joke now….sebi hin don forget about the babe already…. Tunde: my guy sef don wake up already and hin no dey do love love again…. My mind couldn’t take what all the guys where saying but I relaxed myself. I login to facebook after I left the party, serach through her wall and saw the pictures with congratulatory comments, I was able to deduce the name of the baby from there. I was so bitter but I couldn’t cry cos it has gone beyond that already…I couldn’t sleep all through the night. I bought a new sim card the following day and dialled her number, tried to change my voice Me: hello mummy Elizabeth Shade: Yes Good morning Sir Me:Good morning ma ooo…Congratulation for the new born baby ooo Shade: Thank you very much Me: may she grow to know us oooo Shade: Amen ooo Me: how is her daddy and hope you are doing fine Shade:Thank You..pls who am I speaking with Me:is someone that know you very well…….i just say lemme greet you Shade:but it wont be a bed idea knowing who this person is.. ******Mummy Elzabeth, your baby is crying ooo********(a voice said) Shade: Give her to grandma (shade responded to the person)………………hello, pls am very sorry for the interruption jare..who am I speaking with Me:how is Yomi? Shade:he’s doing great..he just stepped out some few minutes ago Me:hey yah…say me well to her when he comes back Shade:he will hear sir but who should I said asked of him Me:Tell him snakie send his greetings

Episode 26 She dropped the call on me the moment I said that….i was devastated, I felt like doing something silly but thank God I was able to control myself. Should I swear for this girl? Even if I didn’t say anytyn, I guess God will be the best judge between us…………………This girl used me for the first time and used me again for the second time. But this is just almost 10months she lost the pregnancy, does dat means she never stopped dating Yomi? So, all her PH has been in Yomi’s house, her reason for not picking call at night was probably cos yomi was around, Yomi was actually the one policing her around, so have been an assistant boyfriend for the past five years, should I revenge? Lemme leave revenge for God jare, even if I didn’t curse her she had already cursed herself so many times she swear with the bible that no any man will ever see her unclothedness in life, so many times she swear while we her bleeping each other that she will never placed her chest on another guys own again in life except if I tell her am not doing again..if I said mine is bad then definitely there is someone somewhere that his/her own will be worst than mine. I just need to pick myself up, struggle to be something in life so that she will be ashamed anytime our path crossed. That was how I consoled myself and moved on with my life, she never called after that day and I never called her back either ever since then. Our path crossed almost a year later at a bus stop and guess what happened? To be continued

Snakie, I thought I warned u to beware of Shade. Don't let d same stick pluck and blind u twice.

Na wa for shade oh

Nawa o, chics ar not smiling

Once bitten, twice shy.... I said it she's on top of a new dick... It hurts but i never show, its pain you'll never know if only you could see just how lonely and how cold - Eminem.

Na wa o. Snakie don dey fuck up nowadays o.

Hmmm ladies are wicked

episode 27 I was at the other side of the road when I saw someone that looked like shade backing a baby, she was in jean and top…I tried to look very well and realized the same person was trying to dodge me. She couldn’t moved away but just trying to dodge at the back of people waiting for bus. There was no bus and there were lot of people standing there……….”I must confirm this” I said to myself. I crossed to the side of the road and as I was moving towards her, she started moving also, it got to a stage that she couldn’t move again and I had to drag her by the hand Me:Mummy Elizabeth, greet us now…Why are you running away from me Shade: Good afternoon (she couldn’t look at my face as she was looking at the other side) Me:see, you don’t need to run away from me anytym u see me, we have known each other already and I cant deny ever meting you in life. Our path in life definitely thought me a great lesson in life and everytyn that happened between us was for a reason………… Am not angry with you or anytyn cos u didn’t even offend me at all, all I ever wanted is your happiness and I guess you are happy where you are now. Please, anytym u see me, relax yourself, be free, greet me and talk to me cos I don’t have any grudges against you and I can never hurt you for that matter. Shade: *****faced my side*****Am very sorry for everytyhn..pls forgive me (crying) Me: You see my dear, you don’t have to be sorry or cry over this……….life is all about choice, you have decided what you wanted in life and I believe you are happy with it………..so, don’t be sorry Shade:am so sorry Me:How has life been with you…work and everytyn generally Shade: I thank God…..I have a shop that I sell provisions in our house Me:Your husband should have bought you a car now instead of allowing you walking in the sun like this with your baby Shade:God will do it Me:he can also do it jare….atleast it was because he has money more than me that’s why you married him even though am more educated than him Shade:Not that oooo Me:why did you even have to lie to me that u were in PH? Shade:Pls lets forget about that cos God’s understand better Me:Yeah..he understand Shade:Each day of my life has always been with regret Me:regret ke? Wetyn happen Shade:U wont understand Me:You can make me understand, that’s if u want to Shade:I will like to but as you can see we are on the road, maybe when next we see Me:*****who’s going to see this one*******..ohk sha Shade: I know you don’t have my number again Me:yes, cos your number is not always going again Shade:But have always been calling you with my number all this while, I will just flash you or sometimes you will pick and I wont say anytyn Me:*****I quickly remembered there’s a number always disturbing me that I saved with oloriburuku**********oh..oh *****she called my number again and I removed it from my pocket and it was oloriburuku that appeared on it**** Me:I didn’t know u were the one now…I no this number very well Shade: Am the one Me:Lemme save it then……..*******I saved the number with fool********** Shade:I will try and call you later Me:No problem Shade:How about your wife Me:Am not married yet Shade:what are you waiting for? Your girlfriend nko? Me:They are fine Shade:They ke? When did you start having they? Me:When you turn me to that now…………..Abi u want me to have one girlfriend again? Shade:hmmmmmm Me:lemme even see the face of your baby sef Shade: ohk….(as she opened her face) Me: Elizbeth, fine geh..pls don’t be like your mummy ooo…be a gentle geh ehn and remain faithful Shade:what do u mean now Me:u know what I mean…pls am going abeg, we will talk later Shade:ohk ooooo Shade’s eyes were red full of tears all through our conversation as I walked away. I just enjoyed the moment, I was laughing and smiling while she was just there regretting. To be continued

I like ur actions now. @ least, God comot big disgrace for u.

If only she appreciated ur love 4 her. Very rare bt still exists

Now u re talking...

Hehehehe.... Correct guy

I jez dey look

LAST EPISODE Karma they said is definitely a biatch. I gave shade a listening ears over the next few months which make her be in a relaxer mood. I created a friendly atmosphere between us but never gave her opportunity to see me again. She always complained to me how Yomi turned her to punching bag at home, she doesn’t feel loved again, her brothers already neglected her and never interfere in her issues again as they were not in support of her marriage to Yomi. It got worse that none of her family members attended her naming ceremony and they never had wedding. School was abandoned as Yomi was not encouraging her, she was not able to go for her spill over as it was not easy for her. As for her shop, things were not moving as expected, it was whatever she sells she eat from and her husband was not contributing to the business again and hardly drop anytyn for her as upkeep again. She has her husband family who encourages Yomi to do whatever he likes and most times, he do bring ladies home to come and sleep with at home. Everytyn was totally upside down for her as she regretted all her actions and the way she treated me. I also met her elder brother during one of my consulting services, he was one of the top executives that we conducted training for, we talked about so many things and what really happened between me and his sister. He was so sorry for me and at the same time proud of what have become and the fact that the dream he nurtured for her sister was to have a guy like me as husband to be proud of. She still call me once in a while and its been years I saw her last. Sometimes I picked if she calls while other times I just ignore her call. The last time she called me was like two months ago when she pleaded that I should help her with some money to pay her daughters school fees..what about her dad I asked? She complained things has not been going on well for them and to eat in the house has been serious issues for them but who am I to contribute to their family? I just blank her and never pick her calls since then. As for her own education, five years plus in school was wasted as she never went back to complete her education. That was how she became an half educated woman who married an half educated wife. As for me, I had my own challenges too before I got my groove back, I find it difficult to fall in love again, The highest any relationship I engaged in only lasted for just two months. Once I bleep you, then that’s it. I wasted almost six years in dating shade alone but over the next six years after we departed, I dated more than fifteen babes and for side chicks, I guess I will just start counting. Irrespective of who I dated afterwards, I never fought with anyone of them as what usually cause distance between us was that they always found me unserious along the line but it wasn’t really my fault as my scepticism and past affected my decision. Shade thought me great lesson in life some of which are that 1. Falling in love with the right person is always interesting 2. We sometimes ignored the real people that love us and follow the wrong person 3. Never ever ever love blindly 4. Never ever ever love anybody above yourself. Love should be mutual 5. Learn how to forgive those that offend us 6. Always leave vengeance to God 7. We are all magas in the hand of those who knows where our mumu button is 8. At the highest point of provocation, always exercise caution 9. Silence is always golden 10. Always learn from your mistake of the past 11. Never let the mistake of the past affect your future decisions 12. Not all women are the same. There is a distinct difference between Gender and Character 13. Everybody deserve a second chance and lastly 14. Always expect disappointment from people in life. I thank you all who gave me the inspiration to come up with this right up. As I said in the beginning, this story is 100% real, have been looking for a way to pour it out for a very long time but that God it became a reality due to your encouragement through comments and following. The essence of this story is to pick one or two things as a learning point. Thank you all for following and reading. Expect more from snakie86 soon. Please no parts or whole of this story should be copy, post, plagiarised or reproduced in any format; electronic or otherwise without permission from the author. Read part 2>>> https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/single-but-living-married-by-snakie86-part-2/

One must surely reap what he/she sow.

Great job guy

Wow! U mean it is real??!!! Oh my God! Shade is doomed! Kisses 2 u Snakie #muah#

Very Interesting and great story to learn

Trust no one the devil was once an angel - Drake ..... Trust is hard to come by thats why my circle is small and i'm kind of funny about making new friends - Eminem .... You did well @Snakie86

Kudos. Keep it up

Life is a teacher d more u live d more u learn...really enjoyed dis story,its full of lessons n reality all tanks to d author nd plss keep it up.

Na love be dis? Or na lust

If u go bk to her den u ar d largest fool ever live

U take blood covenant? U no even get sence

U better 4get abt dat girl

Nyc one here,Learnt a lot frm ds story

WHAT A STORY. 9CE ONE BT AM BTWEEN THE N0 10 ND 11 QUOTES PLS WHAT SHOULD I DO?

This is where i would have said ' i almost had a similar experience like the one between you and Bola'... But i never got to tell her how much i loved her then, as she was already married before the confession session played out. I wish you'd read this, Olubusayomi, I miss what we would have shared mutually each day that passesby; you still got a place in me dearie.

@snakie wer can i get d season two

Nice lesson snak; ur really good

[b]Chai snakie sorry my guy... Let me say am lucky to read ur story cus most of the things that happened just happened to me with my one and only gf mehn ur story was like a copy of my love life with my girl...maybe one day i will drop my life experience esp wt her thanks for the story an lesson @snakie86[/b]

wow brother am really touched wit dis. Abeg i if u see dis my commet i nid ur advice oh b4 i enta am.

Nibce

nic job

Nice story

Loi

snakier

u re pretty smart

white snake under white grass

I love how you do your thinga

youre one smart dude

I love the way you hustle girls

overall great story

it was fascinating

from beginning to the end

you rock dude

more from you please

:b

Kul...what abt bola

U dn open ha shop down nw,na free browsinq 4 other guys

Bola on d way

U suppose u am count scores

Smilling seriously,interestinq

I did d same tin

U killd a presido

U kill?

I cnt laf

Wa gbayí

Looking :s

At last? :yes

What more cn i say?

Love is powerful

date bola

u just

dis is not love but lost,u should hv keep d baby if u love her

yes it good to know but don't continue to relationship cuz u can Neva love n trust her like before

I Will Cry With A Woman When She Says Sorry While Crying But Will Not Accept To See Her Carry Out An Abortion

Two Abortions? May God Kill The Both Of U

snakie is foolish na

Nice story

@epi 5 u hav lost a chum o. And i smell fire

@epi 12 atlas ma guy is now a baby daddy. Congratulobia Mr & Mrs snaike

@epi 13 hm u no 1 learn abi? Okay kontinue

@epi 14 yawa don gass o, snakie ur own just d start. Shade u c what u have caused. Hmm still 4llowing behind...

@epi 17 hmm spechless. But..... Okay

@epi 22 hmm has she really changed?? Owkay let me read and c if she'll abort d baby. Bt i wanted u and bola to tie d knot o. Hmm

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I have not been commenting since the beging of this story but my guy this is disheartning it may even cause someone to commit suicide finding out that the one you gave your whole has been playing with your heart from the very start

Shade the bitch

She just lied and cried her way back into your guy your mugu na A1

seriously guy u r vry stupid i must confess.