1.OYA LET's SING together:
"niaja we too much o
we too much"
"i say we too much o
we too much"
"niaja wey snake dey swallow money
we too much".
Lolz wetting person no go use his ear to
hear for this country,which kind lie be this
eh?.
When they talk say boughet lost last year we
no talk which kind lie be this year own.
When money come turn to part of snake
diet?.
#lemmecomeandbegoingbefore
efccchatchme.
2.i was sleeping last night when my elder
brother carry white cloth take cover his face
just to scare me,i kukuma run go outside
and run back inside with a plank and i use it
to break his head.
Now he is in the hospital and my daddy is
looking at me with one kin eye.
Make una warn this man o na ghost i kill o.
#if_he_wan_vex_he_should_go_and
_vex_with_his_ancestors.
3.i was on my own now when a yoruba girl
just run to me and was like"sky me or
iphone",see this idiot wey i go soon use to
exchange snake o.
4.please where can i buy a snake i really
need one o it is better to have a snake than
to have all this domestic animals that dont
even know how to swallow bone
#lemmecomeandbegoing.
5.Snake in d monkey shadow.. ( China)
Snake in d plane... ( America)
Snake In d jamb office....
Abeg which country be dat????
6.I STOPPED TRUSTING girls wen my
primary school girlfriend left me
………for a guy wit a new sharpener
7.Girls Imagine you walking to heaven and
the children you aborted will be like Angel
Gabriel........na she be that......... Chai Nne biko
catwalk to hell Lemme coman be going
nobody should call my name oo i no follow i
haff talk my own
8.how can somebody be celebrating
valentine when ordinary snake is richer than
you.
THIS IS NOT MY HAND WRITING O EH EH.
9.please who need tv i really need to dash
my out how can i see a reporter putting a
microphone in a snake mouth and was like
"how where you able to swallow the
money?.
10.January it was the spread of sex dolls
February na snake swallow money see i
advice una to tighten you seat belt well o
cos dis year go hot die.
American go fear us.
11.wetting animal do us for this country eh
it was reported that na rat pursue our
president for aso rock now na snake come
swallow money.
American should better come and adopt me
o.
12.Animal dat eat plant is called
HERBIVORES..... animal dat eat meat is called
CARNIVORES... animal dat eat both plant and
meat is called OMNIVORES.... . . BT I beg... A
snake dat swallowed 36 million naira is
called __________
and for you that will read,laugh without
commenting dont worry am looking for
people that i will experiment with my newly
invented gucci thunder.
To be continue.........
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