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Sleeping in church (jokes)

Sleeping in church (jokes)

By Ele1 in 28 Aug 2016 | 12:33
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While in church a lady dozed off during the preaching. Suddenly, the lady snapped
out of her slumber and what she heard from d pastor was "stand on your feet", so she jumped to her feet. She noticed that she was the only one standing. She also noticed the shock on the faces of the entire congregation looking at her including her husband and daughter. The stares made her confused until the pastor stated, "One person is already up, Sister God bless you. Let me repeat myself for the benefit of those who did not hear me well, this is your last chance!: If you are a witch, stand up on your feet for deliverance!
YAWA DON GAS O
Abi make sister siddon or continue to stand?, please advice!
28 Aug 2016 | 12:33
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*extremely hilarious*
28 Aug 2016 | 13:08
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lol
28 Aug 2016 | 13:32
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I was actually lookin' for the way to the toilet.
28 Aug 2016 | 13:59
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lolz, go forward for deliverance. . . . . . sleeping in church shows dat she went for meeting overnight.
28 Aug 2016 | 14:04
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lol
28 Aug 2016 | 17:06
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grand d @gracedkyenny hw you take know? :) she be ur partner ba? :mail:
28 Aug 2016 | 18:02
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