AKPOS THE SMART
DRIVER..?
Akpos, who survived in a
tragic accident which
rendered 50 people dead
at Lagos-Ibadan Express
Way was remanded in
police custody to assist in
police investigation.
Luckily for him, the police
officer incharge is his
friend Johnny.
Here is the Interrogation:
POLICE: Mr Akpos, how
did you end up killing 50
people?
AKPOS: I was driving at
150km/h when I saw two
men crossing the road.
On the other side, a
wedding
was taking place. I hit the
brake but it failed, so I had
to make a choice, either hit
the two men or run into
the wedding party....
POLICE: Hit the two men
of course to reduce
Casualties!
AKPOS: Exactly, we think
alike oooh! But after hitting
one, the other man
escaped into the wedding
party.
POLICE: So, what did you
do?
AKPOS: I went after him
to balance the
equation...But
unfortunately, people lost
their lives in the process.
