Buhari met with d Queen of
England in London. He
asked her.
Buhari: How do you
run such an efficient
government here?
Are there any tips you can give
to me? I want to help Nigeria.
QUEEN: The most important
thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people.
Buhari: How do I know the
people
around me are really intelligent?
QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask
them to
answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen sent for David
Cameron.
David Cameron walked into the
room,
CAMERON: Yes, your majesty.
You sent for me.
QUEEN: Answer this riddle.
David, your mother
and father have a child, it is not
your brother and
it is not your sister. Who is it?"
CAMERON: hmmm... that would
be me.
QUEEN: Yes, very good.
When Buhari came back home he sent for Osinbajo.
Osibanjo walk in to Buhari's office.
Osibanjo: Sir you call me.
Buhari: Yes sit down and ans this, Your
mother and your
father have a child, it's not your
brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
Osinbajo: I'm not sure, let me
get back to you.
He
asked all his staff in the office
but none could
give him an answer. Osinbajo
ran to Fashola.
Osinbajo asked
Osinbajo: Your mother and
father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,
who is it?"
FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me!
Osinbajo smiled and said,
Thanks! Then he went back to
speak with President Buhari.
Osinbajo: Sir, I have the answer
to that riddle, It's
Babatunde Raji Fashola!
Buhari got angry, and said to
Osinbajo No wonder Nigeria
isn't moving forward, I am
surrounded by dummies! The
answer is .David Cameron!!!
A beg don't laugh alone
