1. Kissing your
man is not a
problem, The problem is how you do
it. Stop making sounds like a car crash
"pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.
2. Screaming during sex is romantic
and its not a problem,
The problem is screaming and
shouting like werey "JESUS, Oh my
God, Holy mary".. You are having sex,
Not a Church service! And besides I
don't knw if you are reminding
God to punish you latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy
skirts or dresses is not a problem in
fact its very sexy I just pray there
won't be
forced entry into your Sin Hole, The
problem is wearing your
mini looking all nice and walking
around and when you see guys you
try to pull
it down, Now you want it to be
long?.... Abi..
Keep deceiving urself na. # sMh
4. Loving your man is not a
problem as it is KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing your
Surname to his on
Facebook.
Bitch his mother doesn't even
know you ...Chill!! And I would
hate to read ur post later saying
MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the
problem, The problem is tagging
yourself saint when you
know he didn't fuck himself but
you.. So since you did it with him,
kindly say I HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as
the case may be and please let us
know the breed of dogs you
came to the world from coz ur dad is
male too and your mum
have always been his bed partner..
6. Some girls are looking for tall
guys with pink lips and six packs when
their father
is short, pot bellied with pomo lips
you better be contented like your
Mother # lol.
7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's
church services I wonder who
will?
8. Saying all guys are the same
is not my problem bt is 2face
and me the same? Is ur dad and ur
teacher the same,and
beside who ask u to try them all?
Ashawo
9. Bleaching your skin is not a
problem, The problem is having white
face, yellow hands
chocolate lips and
black legs. Are you zebra?
10. And if you Read this without a
COMMENT
or LIKE hmmm! I really wonder what
your problem is!
