1st Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the
end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the
formula for calculating such love and time
wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at
a time. Using the Almighty Formula,
CALCULATE the expenses and loss in
handling all of them?
3. In not more than 10 pages, STATE the
difference between Orobo (fat) girls and
Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW
and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever
you demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call
me I Love You' text. CALCULATE the
profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and
use the proportional ratio to attain the
equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic
equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you
to get her back.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's
sister, but you don't want any other guy to
date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage
of your wicked behaviour. (Take pie
=3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99%
of guys are single as their marital status
states, and 100% of the girls are dating,
engaged, in a relationship or married.
BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating
in not less than two sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-
over!
GOODLUCK!
