True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped
us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me,
very much indeed, and that one thing was
her younger sister. My prospective sister-
in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me and I
got many a pleasant view of her
underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone
else. One day little sister called and asked
me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome and
didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love
to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister. I was in
total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me." I was stunned. I was
frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
down her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a
moment, then turned and went straight to
the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house. I walked straight
towards my car. My future father-in-law
was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your
condoms in your car.
