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***Song Of The Nigerian Driver***

***Song Of The Nigerian Driver***

By Tenniebenson in 14 Jul 2016 | 20:53
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[b]The car in your hand is an aeroplane
Which only flies by prod and push
This, indeed is a speedy secret
Not contained in your clumsy manual
So pump that pedal brother
Pump it hard and cut your wings
Your ticket to the skies
Is under your feet
The car in your garage
Is a nerverless beast
Which only grieve when
Its showered with care
So flog it like a fatherless donkey
Don’t dote on plugs
Or brakes or mufflers
The less you care, the stronger it goes

Some people, when they drive
Are cautious wretches
They watch the panels for funny lights
They use the mirrors and those irksome pointers
They save their horns save for drastic needs
They are nice and kind like seasoned monks
Damn their style, avoid their ranks
Dont get infected by with their CARE-ful bug
If u can do a hundred miles
Why stop at a cowardly eighty?
At two hundred in sixty minutes
Flies may still perch on your sluggish wheels
Your engine, underused, may just decide
To die one day a slothful death
So chase the road to its sudden end
Line up the traffic..

Line up the traffic and thunder past.
Some fools, when they drive
Try to look ahead
At those mashed-up metals
Still drenched in smoking blood
Then they fly into endless remorse
Close that book, forget its lessons
Its their luck, not at all your own
Their bloody reward for a careful drive.
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[color =green]This beautiful piece is written by @Idrowest[/color]
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[color =blue]Nothing interest me more than a nicely penned write up... I love[/color] [color =red]POETRY!!!!!
14 Jul 2016 | 20:53
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@Sonshine ? @Eliboy ?
14 Jul 2016 | 20:54
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:b
14 Jul 2016 | 21:00
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Nice write up :b
14 Jul 2016 | 22:42
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14 Jul 2016 | 22:42
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Beautiful
14 Jul 2016 | 23:59
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Nice..
15 Jul 2016 | 00:24
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good
15 Jul 2016 | 01:56
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cool
15 Jul 2016 | 02:31
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nice piece
15 Jul 2016 | 02:32
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Nice
15 Jul 2016 | 02:36
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Baddest Idrowest! :b
15 Jul 2016 | 02:41
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Nice Write Up!
15 Jul 2016 | 02:42
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[b] wow.. make brain [/b]
15 Jul 2016 | 02:43
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15 Jul 2016 | 02:44
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D write up is sensible, but I would love to hear it rhythm. @Tenniebenson abeg u fit send me a voice sms on this? I would be most greatful :b
15 Jul 2016 | 06:16
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Nyc one
15 Jul 2016 | 06:17
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@Sonshine ... I think @idrowest will be good @ dat
15 Jul 2016 | 06:39
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@Tenniebenson no o. I prefer u do that pls. I can't stand @Idrowest's cockroach voice :s
15 Jul 2016 | 07:09
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@sonshine ... u want @tenniebenson 2 sing it 4 u??..u fit afford am! ..na lyk say u wan call rihanna 4 ur party..o fe bankrupt niyen!!...lol
15 Jul 2016 | 07:36
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good one
15 Jul 2016 | 08:08
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Lol I knew it already @Idrowest If only she'd agrees, I would even loan money to pay her.
15 Jul 2016 | 09:38
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Nice one
15 Jul 2016 | 11:01
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Nice write up
15 Jul 2016 | 11:19
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Nice1
15 Jul 2016 | 12:07
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uhm....qood..
15 Jul 2016 | 12:11
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Hmmmm
15 Jul 2016 | 12:22
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:s
15 Jul 2016 | 14:14
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:g
15 Jul 2016 | 16:18
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Nice1
15 Jul 2016 | 16:18
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Not bad
15 Jul 2016 | 23:57
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Laughing @Idrowest et @Sonshine .. Who tell u sey I sabi sing?
16 Jul 2016 | 11:25
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I doubt this was written by @idrowest cos I have seen that poem in an English textbook. project English for senior secondary school 3 to be precise. thanks for sharing though
16 Jul 2016 | 17:46
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nice write up.. thumb up
17 Jul 2016 | 07:20
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