1. Nigerian parents are confused. They
will beat their children with d intent of
making them 2 cry & then start beating
them again 2 stop them 4rm crying.
2, Guys, when a girl say “You are the best man In her life ”
plss dnt b surprise 2 see
yourself standing beside her husband on
her wedding day.
3, The downfall of a man is when he
moves 4rm BBM to 2go.
4, Guys always complaining about girls that are looking 4
rich men, you sef
hustle & b a rich man, so that girls go find
you too.
5, Very soon MTN will be like, “Do you
know there are people in your village that
don’t want you to succeed? Quickly text “Thunder fire ” to
33505, 50 Naira per
week.
6, Those that use spoon to eat Eba are
our major problem in this country.
7, It is only in Nigeria you will see a
notice board that say “Man needed with 40 years of
experience, must be aged,
25.
8, Girls please, your boyfriend should not
be your source of income. Cause it is only
a relationship not a job opportunity.
9, Someone will just die with an Afro & his spirit will come
back with low cut. so
Barbing Saloon is in that side? Please i
need an answer oo Nollywood.
10, Strangling your wife for making
indomie as dinner is not domestic
violence, it is self defense. 11, Double dating is not only when
you are
dating two girls @ a time, it is also a case when you
are dating a girl whose weight is more
than 100kg.
12, If someone is bothering you with
unnecessary calls, just copy & paste his/ her number on
OLX, & write “Call this
number to buy iPhone 6 for 10,000 Naira...believe me he wil be 2 busy rejecting calls than to remember calling u.
Lolx
