I attended a friend
birthday party with my
roommate Mike.
There was lots of drinks,
so I was drinking and
dancing as if I had never
seen drink before.
Thank God for the DJ who
never give time for any
dull moment.
At a time, I didn't know
myself again.
Few minute later, I turned
to my right and saw Mike
sitting close to me.
I then turn to my left and
saw a beautiful young girl.
It was when I looked front
that I noticed I was in a
bus going home.
“Thank God.” I said to
myself.
Few min later, I became so
pressed and needed to
ease myself.
And we still have much
distance to cover.
I tried to hold it but along
the line I couldn't bear it
again.
I shouted "Driver! I want
to ease myself!"
Lucky enough, the driver
stopped. I dropped and
stood by the road side to
urinate.
I tried and tried but the
urine refuses to come out.
When I noticed I was
taking too much time, I
pretended as if all is well
and entered the bus and
the drive zoomed off.
After sometime again, it
became worst. I thought
of begging the driver to
stop again but I feel so shy
because of the girl by my
side.
I wanted to share with
Mike but he was sleeping.
I didn't know when I
shouted "Driver! I want to
Peee o o o!!"
"You again?" the driver
asked angrily.
I pleaded and pleaded
until he stopped.
This time, I decided to
squat down.
I tried and tried and tried.
"For where"
As I was still trying, the
driver shouted "Am
leaving you here o!"
I had no other option than
to enter the bus.
At that moment, although
I feel a bit ok but I told
myself that if it comes
again, I will try inside the
bus.
Just as the driver zoomed
off, it started again.
I observed that the girl
beside me was watching
me.
I didn't send her, so I free
myself a bit and for my
greatest surprise, the urine
rushed out like pump
water.
After freeing myself from
the bondage, I took a big
breath, before I could take
another one, Mike gave
me a hot slap. I saw stars
coming out from my eyes.
He shouted "Guy wake up,
you had pee all over my
bed"
