1. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice
that her parents will even buy you a car ,but
in Nigeria, the curse only will change your
destiny
.
2. Slim girls during sex they will be like.......
wait baby I think my bone is shifting ........
infact lemme start going
.
3. Trouble is when you hit a Toyota hilux
that contains Hausa soldiers my
brother just faint instantly
.
4. You won't know hw difficult life is until a
bus
conductor put his armpit over your face
while collecting his money.......ooohh fada
lord take my soul
.
5. Just because I don't like cooking doesn't
mean I can't cook........have you tasted my hot
water before? chai.....lord u will lick ur cup
.
6. Nobody can give me headache when
panaldo is.. 50#.....nobody can break my
heart when super glue is 30#.just with 80#
ayam safe
.
7. My drunk friend came to my haoz this
morning and started greeting all my mops
outside thinking they are white men with
dreed locks.... fada lord.......
.
8. some tribes in Nigerians will be crying
during funerals but they will still use that
same eye to locate the people sharing rice
and minerals........... lemme don't call the tribe
before they will say I hate igbo people.. .not
my handwriting ooo
.
9. Sincerely being ugly is not easy u will snap
80 pictures delete 75 .edit 5 and post one.
chai lord have mercy am ur son ooo..
.
10. Someone will do blood money and still
be stingy
Blood that's not even your own
.
11.Dear GOD IF NA BUTTER GO DELAY MY
DAILY BREAD BRING AM I GET BEANS
(12)Babe:Didn't you see my message?
Me:is it the one you said you missed your
period?
Babe:Yes honey!
Me: No ..I didn't see it
(13) We didn't even listen to Amaka side of
the story!!
We just agreed that she disappointed them...
(14) Happiness is when you are eating akara
and thought it has finish,when you touch d
nylon u discover dere izz still one inside...
(15) If you don't want to send her
money...tell her!!
Which one is "I tried your account number
but it was switched off" ???
(16) Being single for too long is not good
o.... now have forgotten how to spell
relassionsheep
(17) Please stop sleeping without money in
your pocket!!!
What if you enter bus in ur dream and d
conductor wants to beat because u don't av
money???
(18) A slay queen wrote "Not all that glitters
is goats"
I replied "Yes some are rams"
And she blocked me...
(19) I kissed my neighbors daughter in my
dream,but she saw me dis morning and did
like nothing happened!!!
Girls can pretend o...
(20) There is always that generator in every
street Means wen it goes off....neighbors will
shout "Thank God"..
(21) How The letter "W" is pronounced...
English= Double u
Yoruba= Doubly u
Igbo= Doubelly u
Hausa= Doufley u
Calabar= Doubrey u!
(22) A thief broke into my house and started
searching for money....I woke up and
searched with him....
We might get lucky..
Happy Sunday
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