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****SUNDAY RANT****

****SUNDAY RANT****

By pharm-vickymears in 13 Mar 2016 | 06:52
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[b][color =blue]#beginningofsundayrant[/color]
When I was young my father told me that when God call someone to serve him and build a house in which people will come and worship him.... He usually give those people he called names to represent their ministry because every one have his/her own place of speciality....
But the look of things this days in the world his making me think twice...
Church names are so hilarious to hearing that one will want to think twice before stepping foot in the church most especially in Nigeria...
[color =red]Church names will go like....
* LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD... I guess the pastor is either a retired laboratory technician or a jobless one...
* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE INT'L CHAPEL... This kind of church should be based in the northern part of Nigeria....
* NTA CHANNEL JESUS ASSEMBLY.... the founder was sacked from the TV station.. probably for preaching too much
* VIRGIN GLORY INT'L MINISTRY... loss of virginity around a church must have caused this...[/color]

[color =blue]How about THEMES of deliverance programmes? they are so funny.. you will see..
*PRISON BREAK!!! jeez... the pastor is a Hollywood jerk....
* NO MORE SHIT
* HOW TO IDENTIFY WITCH.. OPERATION POINT AND KILL
* OH GOD!!! NA LIKE THIS WE GO DEY?
* MY GARI DON - DONE!!!!
* WHO TIE THE GOAT?... that's a question for the owner..
* LEAVE ME LET ME DRIVE MY CAR... If you have paid for it, you are free to drive na
* WETIN I DO YOU? NA YOU DEY DO ME? YOU GO DIE OOO... ABI YOU WAN CRAYS?.... that pastor must have being an ibo street nigga in his youth
* KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL YOU....well that's a good advice...
* TIED DOWN IN VILLAGE BUT NEEDED IN THE CITY.... very easy, just burn the rope and walk down to the city to face what city people face....[/color]

[color =orange]That isn't as bad as themes that were chosen for singles summit... you will hear themes like...
*GIVE ME A SPOUSE OR I DIE.... abeg die someone else will gracefully marry ur suppose spouse
* THIS BEAUTIFUL SISTER MUST MARRY... well even ugly sisters do marry
* SINGLES BONANZA... I MUST MARRY!!!.... is it woo a girl and get one free? what a bonanza!!! my bro will attend this...
* MY SPOUSE HAS GONE MAD AGAIN!!.... someone is gonna marry an insane person... just have ur finger in the ring, doesn't matter who gave you... smh
* ARROW OF MARRIAGE... I pray the marriage won't be in pain cause arrows are painful ooo....[/color]
[color =blue]#endofsundayrant[/color]
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[color =brown]HAPPY SUNDAY TO YOU ALL!!![/color]
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[color =orange]Vicky loves you :)[/color][/b]
13 Mar 2016 | 06:52
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13 Mar 2016 | 06:57
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Lol very funny....
13 Mar 2016 | 07:10
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Presently present
13 Mar 2016 | 07:12
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hahahahaha i tire o, my sister....lol
13 Mar 2016 | 07:16
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Lol.cant stop laughing
13 Mar 2016 | 07:32
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@blessedgirl where art thou being?... try read ur PMS oooo
13 Mar 2016 | 07:33
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Me too dey wonder ooo.
13 Mar 2016 | 07:34
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Very funny
13 Mar 2016 | 07:37
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Thanks @victoriouschild @pharm-vickymears add me only on yours .... no other caller ... hope u understand what I mean ?
13 Mar 2016 | 07:49
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i wonder
13 Mar 2016 | 08:02
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Lol ... D tin sef tire me
13 Mar 2016 | 08:05
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Lolz
13 Mar 2016 | 08:05
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[b]Uhm...Thinkinq of what to say[/b]
13 Mar 2016 | 08:07
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Very funny but it sound very true accordingly with the [b]rant[/b]. [color =blue]You're a very creative person @pharm-vickymears[/color]
13 Mar 2016 | 08:14
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Lolx
13 Mar 2016 | 08:24
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just passing
13 Mar 2016 | 08:36
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hahaha
13 Mar 2016 | 08:37
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Lol can't stop laughing ooo
13 Mar 2016 | 08:42
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Lol....Nice one there @pharm-vickymears .. Operation #Sunday_Rant....Happy sunday to you all.
13 Mar 2016 | 08:42
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just dey shine my teeth
13 Mar 2016 | 09:08
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lol cnt stop laughin
13 Mar 2016 | 09:11
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Lols. Dis is hilarious.
13 Mar 2016 | 09:30
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oga o
13 Mar 2016 | 09:42
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lol
13 Mar 2016 | 09:43
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No be small oo
13 Mar 2016 | 09:59
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U try
13 Mar 2016 | 10:06
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lolz funny u @pharm-vickymears
13 Mar 2016 | 10:08
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lol
13 Mar 2016 | 10:38
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Hmmm..funny and nice
13 Mar 2016 | 11:16
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Hmmmmmmm.... #trying.not.to.laff.too.much...... I was here
13 Mar 2016 | 11:17
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Lolz. Happy bday
13 Mar 2016 | 11:40
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Sorry. Happy sunday
13 Mar 2016 | 11:41
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lol
13 Mar 2016 | 13:46
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Lol...cn't even recall d hilarious 1 i saw few days ago
13 Mar 2016 | 13:47
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well well well
13 Mar 2016 | 14:25
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Hahahaha Na wa 4 dis world
13 Mar 2016 | 14:25
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Hehehe.. Same To You O
13 Mar 2016 | 14:50
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no I don't @roes
13 Mar 2016 | 15:30
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thanks @olumlam but they are true.... cudn't share the pic that's why I wrote them
13 Mar 2016 | 15:32
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can't imagine the almighty @fridex is short of words... what's happen?
13 Mar 2016 | 15:35
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Aha funny
13 Mar 2016 | 16:28
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Happy sunday
13 Mar 2016 | 16:59
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[b]@pharm-vickymears, Na mumsy o, she don collect her phone back jare. I been dey use her phone dey form biq boss all this while not knowinq that a day like this 'll come... Gosh! I wish I hadn't sacked my boo she for don vex qo buy new one for me ni... . . . . . . Missed her![/b]
13 Mar 2016 | 17:26
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Hahaha cnt stp laffin..... Na so i see one church wey dem name JESUS IN PRISON MINISTRY dem cum say thier theme na HELP THOSE IN PRISON. I jst cnt stp wonderin where dis world dey go
13 Mar 2016 | 18:14
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no b small tin ohh
13 Mar 2016 | 19:09
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very funny .... cnt stop laughing
14 Mar 2016 | 00:49
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downright funny bit with sense in it thanks for the mention
14 Mar 2016 | 04:13
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Laugh out hard
14 Mar 2016 | 05:13
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[color =maroon]Seriously??? I don't blame them thou, since most nigeria believe in miracle[/color]
14 Mar 2016 | 05:38
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The thing over tire me oooo
14 Mar 2016 | 07:49
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[b]All dem these business ministry self don tire me jare... Just of resent one of the above ministry (save The Virqin Ministry) came invitinq me to show up in their crusade qround @Orile for All Round Blessinq and chanqe in my life... . . I can still recall vividly how dey told me boastfully dat their Pastor's faith can move mountain... Come and witness it, dey said. Well, ME, as a niqqer in Christ boastfully told dem to their face dat 'if God no fit shower me His bliss and chanqe my life riqht inside my own church I wonder why na crusade qround my own faith qo fit move mountain', qex wht happen next...???[/b]
14 Mar 2016 | 10:04
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hmmm
14 Mar 2016 | 14:54
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Lol..... Laff wan finish me here o
14 Mar 2016 | 16:49
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@fridex, so wat happned? I want 2 knw!
14 Mar 2016 | 16:51
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Church name sef
14 Mar 2016 | 22:24
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Have seen this before and feel like running. Jehovah Sharp sharp Only Minstry
15 Mar 2016 | 10:11
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[b]Na lonq story o @omoyemmy[/b]
15 Mar 2016 | 15:50
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Tell us make we hear am na @fridex..... Am all ears!
16 Mar 2016 | 11:00
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[b]How 'll I...??? Okk here we qo @omoyemmy, Dey were 2 preacher dat came preachinq to me dat day, and when dey heard me said all dat, dey looked at each other wth some kind of "I wish we never come here" which seems to be writen boldly on their face. Uhm... U miqht be wonderinq hw I qot to knw. Well, action dey said speaks louder dan voice. Dey're in dat position when almiqhty NEPA suddenly brouqht liqht o and to tell u, we been dey hunqry for liqht in my area for like 2weeks and some days, so wth dat hunqer naw I excuss myself frm dem make I for fit pluq my phone which didn't evn took me minuite to do so, when I come out of our room I couldn't see dem aqain. I was like 'woow so dis people are fake afterall'. I qex, dey flee in shame as dey couldn't save demselves of the shame. Now, how would dey save the virqins in their ministry when dey couldn't evn save demselves? Indeed dey're truly wht dey said dey are; [color =blue]Save the Virqin Ministry.[/color] Lolz...[/b]
17 Mar 2016 | 11:02
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