[b][color =blue]#beginningofsundayrant[/color]
This economy don make people dey price Nepa bill...
Imagine my neighbour dey price say.."oga nepa, how much for low current"
I wonder what happened to the chicken that used to lay N25 naira eggs..
Jay Z sent me a friend request on Facebook yesterday and I accepted, but I don't know why his location says Abeokuta in Ogun State....????
Breaking news!!! Military coup has removed Buhari as comander in chief of the armed forces.
Tension everywhere in the country! (as recorded by front page Vanguard Newspaper January 27th 1984).
I just love reading Nigeria old newspaper sha! Abeg make una no vex.
I think NYSC should go on break ooooo. The innocent people can't be serving their Father's land when the Father is missing.... I've said my own ?
If by tomorrow our president is not back, they should declare Tuesday and Wednesday public holidays so that all of us will go and look for our president. Our president can't go to London and be missing like that....
Let them open border, we all will go to London and look for him.... #operationlookforpmb
How many of una remember that time wey person go give you food and you go dey form "No, thank you"
But deep down hungry wan damage your intestine? Try that in today's Nigeria
PRE VALENTINE BREAK UP:
- You saw me sweeping my room & you never care to
collect the broom and finish the sweeping,
It's over!
- i told you 2 log out after we finished chat on
facebook but i saw your status about 30mins ago.
*its Over.
-Did u just call me honey? You are trying to
say my mum is a Bee? We're done!
It's over
-U didn't tell me u are coming over.
So u wanna spy on me?
It's over
**ADD YOURS**
Please am about to buy valentine gift for my man, I want to know if any of you is crushing on him or texting him... You know it will be cheaper if we contribute half half to buy it.
This period we are is very delicate ooo, don't try to tie ur shoe rope in front of your girlfriend cos she will just think you want to propose.. GBESE!!!
I seriously dont understand why a guy will propose to a pretty lady, then she will start crying....
Is the ring made of onion or what?
My man asked me where do I see myself in 5years and I told him "I see my self not looking at the price tag when am shopping".. He said am not serious.... Oga abeg no be prayer I dey pray for you...
- Are you good looking? ?
- Are you bold??
- Do you have good communication skills??
- Do you want to be in front of cameras for adverts and to represent a company and model a brand? ?
If u have all these qualities and believe you can do these, please go and join the. evangelism and follow up unit of your church and win souls for Christ.
??????
When you pay your school fees (N450,000) through a mobile app, and after 2 minutes Mtn sends you a message saying.
"You have successfully subscribed for 8years 129,000Gb with the sum of N450,000. Thank you for choosing Mtn"
What will you Do?
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[color =red]HAPPY SUNDAY[/color][/b]
