#SUNDAY_VIBES
#PRICELEZZ_SOCIETY
1.My friend told me an onion is the only
foodstuffs that can make you cry, I laughed
and threw a coconut at his face. He's still
crying ooo am shocked ooo,why is she crying?
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*You say a relationship heartbreak is the
worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess
your supervisor never separated you from the
person you had planned to copy answers
from in an exam.
My Aspoly mates Una fit testify when Sir is supervising for genetics
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I fainted 5 times 2day when I Overheard
One Ekiti Girl who said ''Beauty is in the
eyes of the DECODER.''
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy
who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the
best answer for a fool like you''.
Gabriel ota shift let me faint again.
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Females have magical powers.
They get wet without water...
They bleed without injury...
They make boneless meat hard...
They make men eat without cooking
Dey produce milk without eating grass...
But I know one day, knowledge will kill
me...lol come Lagos come beat me cause I dey my house.
I'm slowly becoming a philosopher ,Abeg no blame me.
I Hate It When Somebody tell a girl,
“You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook”
I Mean, is she Supposed To Braid her Hair
With Vegetables And Decorate her Ears With
Tomatoes And Onions Just to Have The
“Cook Look??? “.. Any girl wey no sabi cook Abeg come my house.
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On my wedding day, Chai, that special day I go De for coat like Bill Gates or Trump, the Pastor should
better skip d part of ”Is there anyone here
with a reason why this wedding shouldn’t
hold………
I don’t trust my village people, girls wey I done disappoint fit go collaborate with my Ohafia wizard's, anything can
happen…….my wife to be please be informed.
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If you call your bestie and he starts
speaking foreign English, know that his
crush is passin
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Sister in Christ… u claim to be saved But you
only talk to men with cars
Are u baptized with petrol?
You know u can't touch me.
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That disgusting moment when you are
kissing your partner and you notice some
rice particles
in his/her mouth
And you asked
“Honey Did You Just Finished Eating??”
and your partner says
“No dear..I just finished vomiting”. Tufia
Fada laud, I’m ready now.
Take My Soul.!!!
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Most Ladies Don’t Answer Video Call After
9pm Because Their Faces Have Been
Restored Back To Factory Settings.
Don't insult me oo cause we are not mate oo
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I met a girl and asked her “what’s your
name?” and she told me “LA CASERA”
Please what should i tell her my name is??
Please someone should save a player.
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Some people don't even know how to
comments
Instead of them to encourage us,
they I'll start to writing """next, next, next
next next next""""""'.
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I stopped posting sorrowful stuffs on facebook when I saw someone that update about his families death..instead of people to cry with him they were liking the post.
15k likes between 2 to 4pm.
Are you liking that what happened to him is good or what?
Hmmmmm judgment day is coming.
Lols... Still your Hommy
PRICELEZZ
