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The 3 Patients (joke)

The 3 Patients (joke)

By Macrex in 15 Feb 2017 | 16:01
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doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
“macrex, I am going hunting tomorrow.
I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” – answers macrex.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
”So, macrex, how was your day?”
macrex told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol.”
“Well-done, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir.” – says macrex.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered.
Like a flame, she undressed, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table.
She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For 5 years I have nt seen any man!”
“Holy Cow, And macrex, what did you do?” –asks the doctor.
macrex Said “I put eyes drops in her eyes.” !!!???
15 Feb 2017 | 16:01
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@John451, you are needed here bro.
15 Feb 2017 | 16:06
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Kukukukuku.
15 Feb 2017 | 16:08
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@hormortiyor kukukukuku forget it I'll dig till I leave it with bruises.
15 Feb 2017 | 16:10
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Lols Good medication
15 Feb 2017 | 16:13
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Hahahahaha dis wan trow me off balance.
15 Feb 2017 | 16:41
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Lmao
15 Feb 2017 | 16:50
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Macrex you mumu no be small
15 Feb 2017 | 16:50
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@john451, I trust you for that. The Macrex I know no go let am passby.
15 Feb 2017 | 17:22
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Lwkmd.... Na correct medication nw
15 Feb 2017 | 17:37
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LOL
15 Feb 2017 | 18:15
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funny
15 Feb 2017 | 21:10
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Lwkmd
15 Feb 2017 | 23:28
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@john451 U Say Wah
16 Feb 2017 | 01:36
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@willingyung kukukukuku I say wetin you see.
16 Feb 2017 | 04:24
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@john451 @hormortiyor @dencygirl @victoriouschild all of una no well..
16 Feb 2017 | 04:58
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You wey see free goal post but you no fit score goal na no well
16 Feb 2017 | 05:12
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Macrex u funny sha o
16 Feb 2017 | 06:06
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Verrily, Verily, I say unto you, Na Kpolly dey worry you.
16 Feb 2017 | 11:04
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Lol
17 Feb 2017 | 10:23
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Gbagam
26 Feb 2017 | 08:18
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