1. Nigerian parents are confused. They
will beat their children with the intent of
making them to cry and then start beating
them again to stop them from crying.
2. Guys, when a Girl say "You are the best
man in her Life" please, don't be surprise
to see yourself standing beside her
husband on her wedding day. Lol
3. The downfall of a Man is when he
moves from BBM to 2go.
4. Guys always complaining about girls
that are looking for rich men, you sef
hustle and be a rich man let girls find you
too.
5. Very soon MTN will be Like, ''Do you
know there are people in your village that
don't want you to succeed? Quickly text
"thunder fire them"to 33505, 50 Naira a
week.
6. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our
major problem in this country.
7. It is only in Nigeria you will see a
notice board say “Man needed with 40
Years experience, must be aged, 25.
8. Girls please, your boyfriend should not
be your source of income. Cause it is only
a relationship, not a job opportunity.
9. Someone will just die with an Afro and
his spirit will come back with low cut. So
Barbing saloon is in that side? Please I
need an answer o Nollywood.
10. Strangling your wife for making
indomie as dinner is not domestic violence,
it is self-defense.
11. Double dating is not when you are
dating two girls at a time, it is when you
are dating a girl whose weight is more
than 100 kg.
12. If someone is bothering you with
unnecessary calls, just copy and paste his
number on . And write "Call this number to
buy iphone 6 for 10,000 Naira."
Goodmorning!
