The biggest example of corruption is a wedding
ceremony where people will spray you and your
spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken
and drink which sums up to over N1500...
The worse is they will wrap broom and packer for you
as a Gift.
So I've decided on my wedding day when my
sweetheart and I will be dancing, people won't spray
us directly, they will put the money on a tray for all
eyes to see and at that point, you'll receive your food
as follows:
NO MONEY: Pure water and toothpick
N200: White Rice without meat + pure water.
N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke
N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + a Malt
N2000-N4000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken + a Malt
N5000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself...
No cheating!..hapi wkend