An Old Woman boarded a
Bus to
Lagos from Calabar and told the
driver:
"Driver, when we reach Benin tell
me o" The driver nodded and then she shouted
again:
"My Children, una hear wetin I tell
am"
Everybody responded:
"Yes, Mama" On the long Journey to Lagos,
everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's
request.
After several Hours of driving and
then close to Lagos from Benin
about 4hours behind, the Old Woman asked:
"Driver, you never reach Benin
since" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed,
"Mama, Benin is like 4 Hours
behind us" "Ah!", the Woman shouted and
started crying, "take me back to
Benin, abeg I no wan Wahala o"
Considering the age of the Woman, the
passengers agreed
that the driver should turn back to Benin.
On getting to Benin, the driver
came down, opened the door
and told the Woman she was in
Benin. The Woman simply opened her hand bag,
brought out 2
tablets
of Panadol and swallowed them
with Water.
She then smiled and said:
"Thank you, my Son, Na my daughter say when I
reach Benin, make I drink 2 tablets of
Panadol.
I don take am now, Oya make we
dey go Lagos.
Now if u were the driver
what would u have done?
