The church Accountant by Towoju part 2

Episode 1 . Where should I start from ooo…... Few months after my wedding with Iyoaye, we decided that instead of both of us doing the business, I should return back to the church and continue to work there. I discussed with the Head Pastor and he was glad to re – absorb me. I resumed back to work there with speed and alacrity. But on the day I resumed back I was summoned to the meeting with the Church Board. After I entered I was ushered to sit down. Head Pastor: Bro Collins, we are happy to have you back. Infact, the new Accountant just messed up our books and committed serious blunders. Me: Thank you sir. Elder Garba: The Accountant, I am happy that you are back to the church office. I hope this time around you will not “run” away again like you did the other time Me: No sir. I wont run away. Head Pastor: Accountant, you have to reconcile all the accounts from the very day you left to the last service. External Auditors from the Main Church will be returning back next week to check back the books and let me tell you this; we were about planning to meet you when you called us if you can come back. Me: I feel honoured sir. Deacon Gbade: Pastor, hope this our new accountant won’t be chasing girls in the church? Head Pastor: No!!!! even when he was with us the first time, he had a stainless record for not messing up with the ladies in this church. So I can vouchsafe him anywhere anytime. Me: [(thinking) ti Pasito yii ba mo nnkan ti mo dan-wo (if Pastor knew what I did, he won’t be saying this)] I did not and will not do such. Deacon Gbade: Ok. But accountant know that I am watching you. As soon as I got to my office, I discovered that the place was seriously dusty. I beckoned to the cleaner to come and clean the office. After cleaning the office, I settled for the day’s job. No longer when I settled I heard a knock on the door Me: come in. When the person entered I was rooted to the spot! She had the body of Chika Ike but had the complexion of Caroline Ekanem…surprisingly it was Ritababe! Ritababe: Accountant welcome back. Me: Thank you dear. And how is work? Ritababe: Work is going on fine. But Collins, you really offended me. You eventually did your wedding with Iyoaye. Thank God you are back. I promise that you will pay. Me: (mogbe) abi mot i gbo ni?. (I no hear that one ooo) (Flashback) Ritababe has been a lady I fancied in the choir. We were close and most times she calls me pet names whenever she had the chance. One day when we went to the youth camp, we sneaked to a very secluded and dark area of the camp where we had sex; I deflowered her that night and afterwards she had been a pain on my neck that she wanted to marry me. I tried my best to avoid her because my people were against both of us settling down but she was adamant. (She was Igbo while I was Yoruba)….the usual intercom jerked me back to life Me: hello Assistant Pastor: Please Accountant come to my office Me: ok (call ends) Ritababe: a tun ma ri’ra (we will see later) When I got to the Assistant Pastor, guess who I saw, MattKelly! MattKelly: Padi mi to sure ju……. Me: Eh! Mattkelly!! you??? A pastor??? I was shocked Mattkelly: Padi mi na me ooo. You are surprised abi? At least Saul was converted and he became Paul. We both laughed. Then I asked Me: what about Pst. Onihaxy? Mattkelly: don’t mind the guy. He was caught smooching a girl in his office by the Head Pastor and was dismissed summarily. But the lady stopped coming to church. Me: well….Pst. Mattkelly, I hope you don change. Mattkelly: well baba God don arrest me sha. But by the way, I heard you are married. Me: yes I am married. Mattkelly: na you be boss o. Me: My pastor, if I be boss you be senior archbishop. I returned to my office only to discover that I have 13 missed calls. Four were from my wife and the remaining nine from an unknown number. I called my wife and spoke to her but after making the call, I called the other number Me: good morning I missed your call The person: I know that you won’t miss me; it is the call that you will miss. This is Dcns. Emeka. Me: Aiyeraye oooo. E ku ojo meta (it has been a long time) Dcns. Emeka: I know other women would have been competing with me. Me: no ooo. I have stopped all these. And besides I’m married Dcns. Emeka: What??? You got married and you didn’t tell me??? Me: it is not like that ma. My phone was flashed and I forgot to remove the sim and all contacts were wiped off from it. Dcns. Emeka: o ga o. well sha I’m not annoyed. Just wanna tell you that I am back. Me: that is great. What did you bring for your boy??? Dcns. Emeka: Collins, I heard that you have left the church some months back. Me: yes I did. With the consent of my wife, I called the Head Pastor and he was happy to reabsorb me. Dcns Emeka: that’s lovely. But who is she? Me: sis. Iyoaye. Dcns Emeka: mtchewwww. Accountant, o se mi (you have offended me) Me: what happened ma??? She ended the call. I loaded airtime on my phone and called her back Me: Aunty what happened??? Dcns Emeka: I thought that i will have you for the weekend. Don’t you know that I have missed your OPA-MOSE? Me: lol. Ma er….please try to understand…..i er…..know that…. Dcns Emeka: (cuts in) meet me at our usual spot tomorrow by 6pm Me: but ma…. Dcns Emeka: bye (ends call) I sat in my office pondering on what I have dragged myself into. How will I handle Dcns. Emeka??? How also will I handle Ritababe??? TBC ______________________________ [b]Just One Click [/b] Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 Episode 6 Episode 7 Episode 8 Episode 9 Episode 10 Episode 11 Episode 12 Episode 13 Episode 14 Final Episode [b]Read and Comment[/b]

You disvirgin her and you expect her to forget? Hell NO!... Decns Emeka just forget her and move on with your life....@Khola46...

Na serious gobe b dats oooo

When d part1 of dis story ended I just have d feeling dat d story will never end, here it cums nw bravo Happy married life I just hope say u change sha dis 1 wey anoda woman don mis tin nw weytin u go do Anyway wecum BACK!

Ahhhhh dis mrs Emeka self.... Ritababe hmmmmmmm.

You don enter ahm

Accountant my eyes are watching you squarely.

@pweety @donwalter @khola46 @tenniebenson @mray @dykolala @bishop @freelizzy @sandy @sandra @wind

Abeg make una cum join me read for here oh.

no worry,nothing will happen... BT iyaoye...hmmm

Tnkx @sandy

Nyc start bro

@Sandy Thanks Ma'm...... I'm so grateful..... People go join us ride.....

Dis one bad gan o

Weldone!

Kaabo

Kisses @sandy tnk ya.... I knw he wont resist... Dat little tin btw his legs will alwyz nod 2 whatever a lady says

Hmmmmmmmm,

@Onihaxy Yr case name sorry e go turn into. Ritababy is ready to deal with u, Decns Emeka is ready to feel ur OPA-MOSE & d other Dcns is watching you. Mr. Accountant! Are u gonna escape this

Welcome o

Episode 2 Fast forward the next day. I decided to close in the office early. As I was tidying up my office Ritababe entered. Ritababe: Accountant, where are you going? Me: I want to close early so as to go home. Ritababe: Ekun fun ‘ra re (strongman himself) Me: iwo lo mo (na you sabi). As I was talking, a call entered and when I checked the screen, it was Dcns. Emeka Dcns Emeka: hope you are on your way? Me: no. I am still in the office Dcns Emeka: I will be waiting (ends call) Ritababe; is that mummy calling you? Me: no. it is a friend. Ritababe: a friend? (she sneered) Me: abegi leave me alone jare. As soon as I was leaving my office, she pulled me back and kissed me. I responded by kissing her back and squeezed her Weapons of Mass Defence. She stopped abruptly, went to her office, locked the place up and before she returned from her office, I have locked the door of my office and went home. As soon as I got downstairs at the main gate, I saw Dcns Emeka’s car. I wanted to run back inside but she has already seen me. I went up to her and greeted her Dcns Emeka: I knew that you will not want to come that was why I came to wait for you outside the church premises. Can we go now? A part of me wanted to go but another part of me was reacting against it. While contemplating about what to do, she held me by the hand and pulled me towards her car. We got to her private guest house and I was ushered in. the place was furnished up to taste and one thing I saw is that the walls, interior decoration, chairs, floor tiles were all painted blue. She immediately jumped on me and started kissing me. We continued that but suddenly my phone started ringing……..guess who was calling me??? Iyoaye: dear, when will you be coming back home? Me: I went somewhere urgent but I will be at home before 8.30pm Iyoaye: don’t stay long dear. After the call has ended I saw Dcns Emeka frowning her face Dcns Emeka: why did she have to call at this time??? (she turned her back on me) Me: ma, that is my wife Dcns. Emeka: before nko? I hope you told her that I was the one taking care of you before you got married Me: (laughed) mummy, you are funny. Well I didn’t forget that at all ma Dcns Emeka: I had to run back to Nigeria because my husband got a new job at World Bank and he is currently in Geneva branch of the bank and trust the kids, they followed their father. And I have been starved of straffing. Me: (standing in front of her and holding her hands) Sweet-pie, I am happy that you still have feelings for me and you could still come back to eat my sweet BANANA…..but dear, I’m married. I can’t be fcuking you like before again. And for me to be back in the church working as the Church Accountant all eyes will be on me and on every of my movement. Please try to understand ma. Looking into her eyes I saw passion burning in there and I decided to leave. As soon as I turned my back about going, she held me at my back and started crying. I cleaned the tears from her eyes but the more I cleaned it the more it freely flows. I held her head up and kissed her; she responded back and this time the kissing was more intense than before. I took off her shirt and unhooked her bra. I touched the tip of the Weapon of Mass Defence and started rubbing it gently. As I wanted to start sucking her tits, a call came into my phone….alas, it was my wife Iyoaye: dear, I remembered that I have to go for a night programme at that place I discussed with you last week. Me: why are you just telling me? Iyoaye: I am sorry for not informing you since morning. Though, I had prepared something for you. Me: ok dear, take care of yourself (call ends) After the call was ended, I couldn’t see Dcns Emeka but I was hearing water splashing in the bathroom. I sneaked into the room, undressed myself and went into the bathroom. She was backing the door and was crying. I cupped her Weapons of Mass Defence from the back and I squeezed it. She responded by grinding her Weapon of Mass Destruction to my hips. I turned her and started kissing her. Then, I went to her t!ts and started sucking it hungrily. She was moaning like Sagem phone. Then I went straight down to her holiest. As soon as I got there, I discovered the place was thicker than sambisa forest. I stopped and looked at her Dcns Emeka: I’m sorry the place is bushy. I left it like that since my husband did not fcuk me I lost interest immediately and I stood up, left the bathroom and cleaned myself up. She came in later to join me on the bed Dcns Emeka: accountant why are you doing this? Me: nothing. Dcns Emeka: so why didn’t you fcuk me? Me: I’m no longer in the mood Dcns Emeka stood up and went to the drawer and took from a bag shaving stick and she sat down and shaved her holiest clean. When she did, she spread it out wide and I was seeing the Ark of the Covenant. Like someone who is under a spell, I went straight for her holiest and started sucking it. Dcns Emeka: (in between moans) I know you like it……ushhh….you should have said so……assssssshhhhhhhh…….mmmmmm………pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaasssseeeee stoppppp ittttt. I was sucking it and as the same time I was blowing air into the holiest. I tongue – fcuked her and she was gibberish. After a while she climaxed and she was panting heavily. Dcns Emeka: please fcuk me I was about going to the cabinet assuming that I will find a pack of cd, she pulled me back and I fell on the bed. She straddled me and was riding me slowly at first then she increased her tempo as she progressed. She was saying all unprintables, and she was scattering her hair like a Rasta man. I squeezed her Weapon of Mass Defence and in reply she was riding my OPA-MOSE furiously. We changed positions I carried her to the table, laid her there, her Weapon of Mass destruction was looking at me. I spread her legs and entered her from the back. we fcuked in that position for about 10 minutes before turning her with her back on the table, rested her legs on my shoulders and entered her. What I noticed is that her holiest was very hot and tight. We fcuked in that position for about 5 minutes. We went to the bed and I spooned her. She couldn’t control it any longer and we both exploded powerfully. After we rested for about 30 minutes, Me: ebi n pami (I’m hungry) Dcns. Emeka: I am hungry too Me: but after eating I am going home Dcns Emeka: for where? You ain’t going anywhere boy. You are here with me till tomorrow Me: lailai. Ko jo rara (it is impossible) After we ate dinner, I called Iyoaye again to confirm if she had left for the place. When it has been confirmed, I turned to her Me: Dcns. Emeka, I saw the picture you uploaded on your whatsapp when you delivered in London Dcns. Emeka: the baby looks like you. (she took her phone out, and showed me pictures of the baby) Me: omo ti Ogidan ba bi, Ogidan ni n jo (the child the tiger bore resembles the tiger) Dcns. Emeka: hhunnmm hunnmm you would have said that the child that an elephant bore resembles the giraffe….. (she lightly punches me) Me: ahhhhh Dcns….. ma show yin lale yii…… I started chasing her all around the house and we were doing like little children. I caught her and we both fell on the bed together…..i holding her Weapons of Mass Defence from the back Me: I’d wish that you were younger than I…… we would have married each other……. Dcns. Emeka: me too We cuddled each other till when we both slept off. I woke up about three hours later when I perceived a smell of incense blowing in the room. When I stood up I realized that I laid down in the midst of a large hall. I saw a group of unclad women surrounded me and making some chants. I wanted to stand up but I realized that I was tied down. Then their leader spoke: Leader: I greet every initiate All: isee Leader: may the great mysterious and mighty bird be with us all All: isee Leader: as you can see, a meat has been brought to us this year…..(when I heard that I started shaking) and we want to appreciate the person who brought the meat. (everyone started laughing) but first let’s check the level of the meat I wanted to say something but it was like I was gagged in my throat. I started crying. After they consulted the oracle it was found that I was not suitable to be used. Then the leader spoke Leader: Idowu Emeka why did you bring this meat??? Well you have to provide another meat before 48 hours. Then the leader came to where I was tied down and went straight to my OPA-MOSE. As soon as she took it to her mouth and started sucking it I woke up to a feeling on my OPA-MOSE…… Dcns Idowu Emeka was sucking my OPA-MOSE hungrily. But the speed at which she was gagging it I was seriously scared thinking that it will suffocate her. After a while she straddled me and started riding me in reverse cowgirl position and I was rubbing her back at the same time. After then we switched to canine style and we fcuked as sl^ts and we exploded together. After we rested till around quarter to six in the morning, I went quickly to shower and prepared to run home before Iyoaye will come home. When I was through Dcns Emeka: I wished that you will be with me all through today Me: Dcns you know that it is not possible now. Dcns Emeka: I know but can we do one more time? Me: (for my mind “Alakoba niyin sha” – this woman want to implicate me) no ma! Dcns Emeka: ok I don hear you. Pick up that envelope that is on the desk. After appreciating her I picked the envelope and left the place. As soon as I got home, I quickly changed to my pajamas so that Iyoaye will not suspect that I was just getting home. I didn’t know when I slept off. To be continued

Guess dcns wan use u 4 ritual ooooooo

Mr accountant!!!!

Unfaithful husband........

Married church accountant strafing married Church deaconess. Balance equation!

Unfaithful church wrker/husband

Lol....... Meat kwo?? Why not bought a cow or ram??...chaiii.... Even as you deh shag her, she still wan tender you as a goat......oga ooo...

Unholy act

Guy be warned ooo

Accountant you go destroy your maried life oo u beta take it easy b4 u wil be sacrifice oneday u just excape one nw frm iyawu emeka

Hmmmm cheating husband

Lol....@tennie dat small tin btw his leg dey vry powerful oo,if u taste u'l come back 4 more

Episode 3 I was awoken with a kiss on my lips by Iyoaye and I saw her dangling the envelope. Iyoaye: ife mi, where did you see $12,500? I sprung up and checked the envelope. Truly it was $12,500 in there and honestly, I was scared; but I quickly came up with an idea. Me: ah!!!! The Head Pastor told me to keep it for him. He gave me late last night as I was leaving the office. Iyoaye: why can’t you keep it in the safe in the church? Iwo okunrin yii maa pami (you this man, don’t put me into trouble). Me: (hugging her) don’t worry dear. Nothing will happen. As I hugged her I perceived the odour of sex coming from her cloth. I asked her Me: how was the programme? Iyoaye: it was fine. Me: really fine??? Iyoaye: yes. Oko mi I am very tired. I want to sleep. As she was going inside the room, I pulled her back, Me: ife, can you do me a favour? Iyoaye: what is it? Me: don’t tell anyone that you saw this money. Pleaaaasssseee Iyoaye: ok dear. But is it why u called me back? Instead of answering her I squeezed her Weapon of Mass Defence. But as I touched it, I felt some sticky on it. I pretended not to have felt anything. I allowed her in to sleep and I smelled my hands. After some minutes, I sneaked into the room and inserted my finger into her holiest. When I withdrew my hands from it guess what I saw……… After some hours she woke up and came into the sitting room. Iyoaye: my husband, why did you leave me alone in the room Me:(fuming) where the h3ll did you went to? Iyoaye: what is the meaning of this question??? I told you I went for the programme I discussed with you. I showed her the used CD I saw in her bag and as soon as she saw it, she burst into the tears and kneeling down in front of me Iyoaye: please forgive me…….. the man has been pressuring me to sleep with me. Even he gave me an ultimatum that if I don’t sleep with him he will terminate the business deals I had with him. (flashback) Chief Ladapo is a business man that walked into our shop one day to clear all the goods in our shop. Afterwards, he became our financier, but little did I know that I was paying back with my wife…….. Me: leave me alone for now. Just leave me alone. I took my phones and left the house. I tried calling Dcns Emeka but her number wasn’t reachable. I called Jide so that we could hang out Jide: Accountant the Accountant how far? Me: gbege don happen. You dey for that our usual point? Jide: na wa o. my first lady dey around. Na fcuking things sure pass Me: make I Whatsapp you. Jide: ok padi mi. I chatted with him and told him what happened. As soon as he got the message he called back Jide: Collins, kini mo ri yii??? (what is this I saw???) how did it happen? Me: I am as clueless as Uncle Jona Jide: lets meet at our usual spot with immediate alacrity Me: alrite boss We met some minutes later Jide: Collins….o ga o. how didn’t you know what was going on? Me: JIDE if I tell you that I know what is going on, I will be lying to you. I narrated the whole event to him and afterwards we discussed and parted for the night. As soon as we got home I saw my wife already packed her bags about to leave. Me: what is this? (pointing at the bags) Iyoaye: (kneeling and crying) my husband, please forgive me I am sorry Me: do you think I will chase you out from the house? Well for your information, you are not going anywhere (her face lit up) BUT we will not be sleeping together. Iyoaye: (holding on to my trousers) thank you. (she burst into fresh tears) I was remorse because I too was at the guest house fcuking Dcns. Emeka that night but I played hard so that my wife would not know. To be continued

Lyk husband lyk wife, anyway adultery is meant 4 adult

Na ur wife gan gan God dash u... Do me i do u.. Man no go vex..by d tym una dey share std's u go knw as e dey go

@mray u ar rite..... Like husband like wife.....

pussy are messages

Abi na @vibratingwind

hmmmm dix husband nd wife gan .....std dey wait for una oh

Lol........ What a happy family..... Them just deh eat anywhere them see food.....as the husband deh meeting with Deacon Emeka, the wife also deh programme with Chief........ Maybe me sef go see little share from that food...ah deh hungry for ahm...

Both of u ar suitable 4 each oda

Ah this iyonye sef why she no throw away the use comdom.any $12,000 from iyawu emeka go cool ur temper

@mray if adultry is meant for adult what of the kds/boys n gals***mayb i should call it kidulytry.

lolz @khola u wan chop wetin go kill u be dt o

hehehe unfaithful couples

hahaha....lwkmd.... It's a survival game.. Now the question who will survive the fittest... You fucking dcns Emeka and your wife chief Ladipo...

Theif that's catching theif.... I pray God help ur marriage b4 it collapse

2 ge 4

Episode 4 I returned home in the evening and met my wife in a somber mood. As soon as she saw me, she ran to meet me and knelt down in my front. I took her up and hugged her. I told her that I had a surprise for her. We freshened and went to Ventura Cinema at Samonda. We enjoyed each other watched some movies and went home. As soon as we entered the house she wanted to apologise but I stopped her with a kiss, then I unbuttoned her shirt and unhooked her bra. I grabbed her Weapons of Mass Defence and squeezed it mercilessly. She was moaning like someone in the theatre whom they are arranging his fractured bones. Afterwards she reciprocated by removing my OPA – MOSE and was stroking it. But the funny thing is that OPA – MOSE refused to stand at attention. It was rising and falling like forex. She knelt down in front of me and started sucking it. But as she was doing it, I started imagining how it was Chief Ladapo standing in front of my wife and she is performing orals on him. I wanted to remove my OPA – MOSE from her mouth but another part of me was saying that I’m not innocent too. We continued and afterwards, I started fingering her. She was vibrating like Nokia 2310. I sucked her Weapon of Mass Defence hungrily. Then I carried her to where she stacked cartons of malt. I placed her there, placed her legs on my shoulder and inserted my OPA – MOSE into her. We fcuked each other in that position and later we went to the dining and did wheel barrow style. Then I carried her to the chair we did the missionary style and I released powerfully into her we were exhausted and we rolled over to the floor and cuddled up Iyoaye: my love…….(using her fingers to rub my chest) Me: Iyo t’on mu aye mi dun (literal translation: the salt that makes my life sweet) o se mi gan Iyoaye: (breathes deeply) I know my love I am sorry. I was looking into her eyes…the feeling when you really want to hold something that you don’t want to lose Iyoaye: my love,I was thinking that when I was caught, it was all over. I couldn’t believe that you could forgive me Me: forgive you keÉ…(she want to burst into tears)…..cry cry baby, I have forgiven you ooo She poked me and we started playing again. We hugged each other and slept off. ]The following day, we woke up very late and we got to church late. After the service I released her to be going home early because I wanted to compile the reports for the month. After counting the money and recording, I went into my office and was working. I was busy to the extent that I did not know my phone rang. When I saw the phone I met twenty – three missed calls; 16 from my mother – in – law, 3 from iyoaye and 4 from Ritababe. I called my mother – in – law Me: Maami, e ka`san ma (Good afternoon ma) MIL: Omo mi nibo l`e gbe phone yin si! I have been trying your line but you have not been picking it. Me: the phone was in silent and I have been extremely busy. MIL: my daughter told me all what that happened and she told me what you did. I am very happy you were able to handle the situation even more matured than older men. I will be eternally grateful to God to have such a wonderful SIL like you. Me: I had no choice so as to kill any scandal that will trail the escalation of the issue; and I have promised myself that nobody will settle any crisis I have with my wife. MIL: my son, I an happy. But can I ask you for one favour Me: sure MIL: I want your sister to come and spend some days with me in Ajaokuta Me: mummy no wahala. When can she come MIL: the driver is almost in Ibadan. They will take off first thing tomorrow. Me: Mum, she is all yours. I was relieved because there will be free days for me to rest and to plan my revenge on her. Later I called iyoaye Me: Mumsi has called me. Iyoaye: yes she had called me first and I told her to call you Me: ok ma. But cook soup down o Iyoaye: é ti e ma wale na…. well it is ready and available Me: thanks dear. But I will be late from office today. Iyoaye: ba damuwa (no problem) Me: love you…. (calls ends) As soon as the call ends, I call Ritababe. As soon as she picked the call Ritababe: are you in the office Me: yes I am. Ritababe: wanna tell you that I am on my way home. Me: ok but where are you Ritababe: I am at the junction. Are you already home Me: nope. Im still in the office Ritababe: we will see tomorrow When I got to office the following day, the Head Pastor summoned me Head Pastor: Accountant, when I was praying this morning, I saw that you and your wife were chasing each other with cutlasses. But what I saw again was that your wife was two to three times her present size and you were thinner. I enquired of the Lord and he said that you should be alone, I mean to be in a retreat for some days, because your fence has a hole somewhere. But by the way, where is your wife Me: she travelled to see her mum at Ajaokuta. Head Pastor: is she from there Me: no sir. She is from Bacita. But her mum is a top brass in Ajaokuta Head Pastor: but she never told me anything like that Me: yes. She kept her family away from her work. Head Pastor: all the same, e sa rora. By the way, I wanted to see you on Saturday but Ritababe told me you quickly went out. Me: yes Pastor. I went to catch up with my Dry Cleaner before he travelled. Head Pastor: ok take care. Hope you are not missing her already? Me: no daddy. I’m not missing her sir Head Pastor: Ok. I will be travelling to Abuja for a conference tonight. Please prepare my allowance Me: I will get back to you right away. After leaving the Head Pastor office, I went immediately to prepare his transport allowance. Not too long, he left the office. But as soon as he left the office the Assistant Pastor came into my office. Pst. Mattkelly: Baba Olowo, I am going out Me: Pst. the Pst. e fe sare lo se ministry nita abi? (do you want to go and do outside runs?) Pst. Mattkelly: (hissed) Accountant you are offending me. I am going to bank to make some transactions. Me: ok, withdraw some for me o Pst. Mattkelly: na you know (he left) To be continued

Followin ooooo watin 4 d next epi

Continue..

Nxt pls

I don know say na one go kill one among you two...

Hmm

May God save you and your wife

Next pls

Al of dem are going out so dat u and ritababe wil hav al d tym in d world to shag

make ur wife no go kill u oh.....hmmmm marriage dat wz built in adultery nd fornication....

Episode 5 When I got home I received a call Me: Hello who am I speaking with please? Caller: is that the Accountant for ZOCA Church? Me: yes I am the one. Who am I speaking with please? Caller: This is Jane your new account officer. Me: That‘s nice. How are you Jane? Jane: I am fine sir. Please are you in the office? Me: I am not there presently but I will be in an hour time Jane: I will call you by then. (ends call) When I was through with what I was doing, I returned back to the office. Some minutes later Jane came to the office. After exchanging pleasantries, I ushered her down to the chair. Jane: I just resumed to the branch where all your accounts are domiciled and I was assigned to manage them sir. Surprisingly I don’t see you in our bank Me: I usually do my transactions at your branch closer to us and I get all my reports and statements online Jane: ok. Is there anything you want us to do for you? Me: well, I dunno yet. But if there is anything I need, I will contact you Jane: it is nice meeting you sir. Me: same here. She stood up about to leave. When we shook hands, she did that “thing” that people do (when they are interested in someone) then she left. As soon as she left, Ritababe entered Ritababe: Accountant how una dey? Me: I dey cooleeee Ritababe: I am hungry. Me: wetin you go chop? Instead of answering me, she went to the door and locked it. Then she came to where I sat and took her hands to my trousers. She undid the fly and brought OPA-MOSE out. She was stroking it and I was trying very hard not to moan because the feeling was enormous. Me: hmmm Ritababe, please can we go to your place??? She did not answer. She looked at me slyly and smiled. She was jerking it up and down and I was responding to her strokes. When I felt I was about to erupt, she stopped, returned my OPA-MOSE back and left my office. I was shocked because no lady had done such to me. I called her to find out why she did that but she was not picking the calls. I decided to calm down and concentrate on my job for the day. In the evening I closed for the day and home. I sneaked out of the church building and left for my place. When I got home my neighbour introduced her younger sisters to me. They looked alike but the difference is that my neighbour is very tall masculine like and fair while one of her younger sister is short and dark, and the other one is fair; as in oyinbo pepper. We greeted each other and one of them was Ramat while the other is Halima. My neighbour was making jest of me that my wife left me alone…. I was not thinking towards her direction, I was thinking how I will fcuk either Ramat or Halima. I was in that reverie when a call came to my phone from Pst. Mattkelly Pst. Mattkelly: Accountant when did you leave the office? Me: I left about 10 minutes ago but Pasito…… walahi you dey enjoy o Pst. Mattkelly: how am I enjoying? Me: I saw you and your friends in the office flexing Pst. Mattkelly: don’t mind them. They were my colleagues back in school and they came to town for a business meeting. Please I want to ask, there is someone called Dcns. Emeka in this Church. Please do you know her? Me: yes. I know her. She was a former member of the church. Hope no problem Pst.? Pst. Mattkelly: No probs bro. just wanna know. Ok we`ll talk later Me: ok Pst. (ends call) I realized that Halima has been waiting to see me Halima: Uncle, please do you have a blackberry charger? I gave her the charger. But I discovered that she was not putting on bra. I was seeing the Weapons of Mass Defence glaringly in her tight fitted shirt. As soon as I gave her the charger, as usual light went off. Halima: Why is NEPA doing this??? Me: (hissed) it is like someone in this area snatched the girlfriend of one of the managers there. We both laughed. Then I offered her my Power Bank to charge her phone. After a while she came into my apartment to return the powerbank. Then I was reading the story where Dioxidane was fcuking Sunmaiya. Halima: thank you sir for allowing me to use your powerbank. Me: please don’t use sir for me. My name is Collins. Halima: ok o Collins. But what are you watching on your phone? Me: I am on coolval's forum reading a story. Halima: from your looks, I guess you are a bad boy (rolls her eyes seductively) But as we were talking, I observed that she was leaning at the back of the chair. Her Weapon of Mass Defence was hitting me at the back of the head. Then I switched to the story Adebimpe the Facebook girl Pt. 3 and I was reading where Bimpe was threatening Onihaxy that she will expose him as the one that raped her. Then she asked me a question Halima: are you truly married? Me: yes I am. Halima: wow. You don’t look like someone who has married. When I saw you in the morning, my sister was the one telling me that you are married but I didn’t believe her. As soon as she said so she turned heading towards the door. I saw her Weapon of Mass Destruction and I discovered that she wasn’t putting on panties. I stood up pretending to go into the room when I grabbed her from the back (especially her WMD) and squeezed it lightly. She moaned, waited and kept quiet. She switched off her phone and turned to face me. We started kissing each other and was smooching each other seriously. I folded her skirt upwards and saw a very neat Holiest……. The colour of her skin was the one at the holiest entrance. I wanted to start sucking her but I restrained myself. I put a finger in her Holiest and started finger – fcuking her. She was responding by grinding and whining her waist to it. After a while, we stopped and she started sucking my OPA – MOSE and she was sucking it. She was a pro in sucking and as soon I felt I wanted to erupt, the door was opened and her sister entered the apartment. As soon as her sister screamed, I woke up; but my OPA – MOSE was rock hard and had stood in attention. She looked at me mischievously and whispered to my ears ì am coming back by 11pm tonight` TBC

Hmmmm, accountant church members no reach u abi? U wan stil play home match

couples qone bad

This guy sha...

Enjoy ur life my man....

Oooh baddest

Episode 6 ]I was sleeping when I heard a light tap on the bedroom window. When I stood up to check I discovered that Halima was the one at the window. I quickly and quietly opened the door for her. When she entered, I discovered that she just put on an oversize top without bra and panties. As soon as she entered, we started kissing each other and I was smooching her. She removed her top and wow….her Weapon of Mass Defence was bam. I attacked it and started sucking it real bad. She was running her hands all over my head and shoulder. Afterwards, I traced a straight line from her Weapon of Mass Defence to her neck then I gently gave her a “vampire bite” at her neck. She had to bite her lips so as not to make sounds. Then I traced my finger down her spine and she fell to the bed. I went to the freezer to pick up some ice cubes. I placed some of them to the Holiest Gate as soon as the cubes got there, she had to take the pillow and used it to cover her mouth. I started sucking her and I tongue – fcuked her. She had a staggering orga3m and she was convulsing. She rested a bit and said Halima: Collins, you have killed me Me: when I no get weapon or cutlass. Halima: if the mouth can bring me to orga3m, how much more when your OPA – MOSE is inserted Me: I can’t be good as your boyfriend. Halima: hmmm……but if I test it nko??? Me: you wan taste am? Instead of her answering me she went straight to OPA – MOSE and started sucking it like lollipop. She was sucking it and at the same time caressing the balls. I almost spake in tongue but quickly I had to control my voice. She sucked me real bad and I almost exploded. After putting on my CD I entered her and I started spooning her. We were like that but I noticed that she was pulling my OPA-MOSE closer with her laps. Then we changed to wheelbarrow style. We had to keep quiet because the style wanted her to be moaning loudly. We continued like that for some minutes before we changed to canine style. I had to stop because she wanted to be screaming. We later reverted to the missionary style that’s when I released. We had to disengage and she had to return quietly to their own apartment To be continued

Hmmmmmm

Bad boi

Hhmmmmm... Enjoy

O ku ise

Dat is my man....... Fuck anytin fuckable jor...

Hmmmm this one way u get wife but still de shag smbds property? God go soon catch U

No waste tym, no hidden charges...Ride on bro

Uhmmmmm..... Maybe nah Onihaxy get this story..... Fvcking in every chance he get.....

Accountant! Accountant!! Lol U don come bak aqain.................. Dey revenqe u are embarkinq on ez jex 2 much nah at least ur wife did her's jex once......wait oo why pastor Mattkelly der ask u abt dcns.emeka sef abi him don start him own???...continue plzzz

See enjoyment

I no kuku blame him... Na d gals no gbadun

Stop calling sin enjoyment

Gud to be here..

keep fucking anytime under skirt na u go tire one day

Episode 7 The following morning that I saw my neighbour, she told me that she would be travelling for an official assignment and she wont be back until after some days. I called Pst. Mattkelly telling him that I would be late and after explaining to him, I entered my apartment and locked up. After one hour, I felt a knock on my window and when I saw that it was Halima, I opened the door and she quietly entered. Me: Halima, why are you here? Halima: you couldn’t allow me to sleep all night. I was thinking about this (she touched my OPA-MOSE) Me: don’t you know that your sister might set a trap for you? Halima: is she also eating out of it? Me: Nope. But she and my wife are very close. Halima: she will never know. Me: how will she not know? Halima: she travelled with her Boo. She and her fiancé were bleeping last night when I sneaked to your place. Though, the official trip was coincidental. She wanted to come close to me but I tried to form holy man. Me: Halima, please don’t let us do it now. I was really exhausted and I wanna rest. Instead of her to stop, she went to my OPA- MOSE, brought it out and started stroking it and at the same time, she was using the other hand to rub my chest. I did not know when I started saying gibberish. Thereafter, she put it to her mouth and started sucking it….. I stopped her, and lay on the carpet. She laid on me in 69 direction and we started mouth – bleeping each other. She was whining and grinding her holiest to my mouth and at the same time gagging my OPA-MOSE. We were at that position for about seven to ten minutes when I heard the door opened and Ritababe entered Ritababe: Accountant, what is the nonsense that is happening? We were shocked because it dawned on us that we didn’t lock the door. I wanted to explain to her but to my utmost surprise, she locked the door and undressed herself. Halima: Collins who is this ho3? Ritababe: Accountant who is this sl^t? Me: both of you keep quiet. Halima meet Ritababe, Ritababe meet Halima Instead of them answering, Ritababe came to where I laid down and started caressing my balls. Thereafter, Halima released my OPA- MOSE and Ritababe started sucking it like straw. I was licking and tongue bleeping Halima while Ritababe was sucking me. Thereafter, Halima orga3med and she fell heavily to the floor panting. I stood up, spread Ritababe’s legs and started tongue bleeping her. She was vibrating like a locomotive engine and was moaning hard. then i inserted my OPA-MOSE into Halima's holiest. I bleeped her for some minutes then i was still squeezing and sucking Ritababe's Weapon of Mass Defence....afterwards, i removed my OPA-MOSE and entered Ritababe in Canine Style. i bleeped her and i finger-bleeped Halima. when i wanted to erupt i removed it and both girls knelt down like p^rnstars and i erupted to their Weapon of Mass Defence. After we rested, Halima and Ritababe went to the bathroom to shower and i did not know when i slept off. To be continued

Nemesis gud for u

Na so you use opportunity take do 3some....if you no die you go see living hell....

hmm.bad boy....

Baddest........... I even think say Ritababe qo vex commot ooh............ Next plzzz

Oh....... Rita also join...that suck..... I don't see the difference between her and Halimat.... I knew there won't be any respect from Halimat towards you anymore...that miqht be the beqinniq of your downfall.....your wife would eventualy know...but I can't take her side..... *you both are the same*.....

How will you know? When you're exhausted?.... They're both hoe...

Speechless! Cld diz eva happen?

Me sef they follow u wonder o @kingsbest could dis ever happen? Na so d tin sweet reach? Ahswear if all ladies be like me ehn.... Guyz 4 suffer o...

Haha @tenniebenson,hmmm tank God all ladys r nt like u oo,u want make conji kill us haba,lolz....

@Tenniebenson no mind them....you know that's why I married you...

just passing

But all this bleeping story that I read on this site is it possible in real life

@Charlywizzy lol... Na food? @David very good... 4 divided by 2...we re compatible na.. @Charliebryn u sure? No come dey keep one tooth pick leg gal 4 one side o.. I too dey jealous

@Tenniebenson No worry...

haa @tenniebenson,dat tin sweet pass food oo,lolz

Episode 8 I was awoken with the aroma of food Halima prepared. Then I rushed to prepare and ate the food with speed. When I got to the office I checked my phone. I discovered that I had 23 missed calls from my wife, 13 from the Head Pastor, 10 from Pst. Mattkelly and 4 SMS. I quickly recharged my line and called the Head Pastor. I went to Pst. Mattkelly’s office and I found it locked. Then I tried calling my wife Iyoaye: Ife, where have you been for the past 4 hours? I have been trying your number and you have not been picking it Me: ma binu. I forgot my phone at home this morning and I have to rush back home to pick it up Iyoaye: o ga o. so if any emergency happen now, is this how you will do? Me: I have pleaded that you should not be angry now Iyoaye: it is well. I want to tell you that we’ve gotten to Ijebu – ‘jesa and currently I am at Mummy Marvellous house. Very soon we will continue our journey. Me: wow. So fast….well sha we’ll talk later. Iyoaye: call me or send airtime. Me: bayi n ti e (as usual) I will recharge you. Iyoaye: ok love. Take care…..oops I almost forgot. Please help me to tell foreman that he should ensure that the proceeds should be remitted to your account. Me: (worried) why should it be my account? Iyoaye: sweetheart please let him remit it in your account Me: I yaf hear. Ok; will talk to you later. Iyoaye: ok take care love. (call ends) Little did I know that drama just want to start After the call I tried working in the office. But the more I tried the more I wasn’t focused. I decided to call Ritababe Me: Sweerie how far? Ritababe: the badoski himself Me: wa je’gba si’di (I will whip your a5s) Ritababe: I just managed the one we did at your place Me: you no well. When will you have time? Ritababe: will you come to my house now? Me: ah ah! I thought you will be in the office. But let’s see what will happen. (thought for a while) ok I will be coming within the hour Ritababe: ok I will prepare something for my husband (ends call) As soon as I was through, I saw a Whatsapp notification from Halima on my phone “Do you like this? I am horny and I am waiting” and a picture of her holiest. I decided to call her Me: Halima do you want to implicate me? Halima: Collins, I really need it soo baaaaaad Me: can we s3x chat? Halima: (purred) yes We s3x chatted for some minutes and when she was satisfied I ensured that all the chats and the picture was deleted. When I was through, I called Pst. Mattkelly Me: Pst. the Badoski. I checked you in the office but it was locked. Pst. Mattkelly: Accounts, I went out ni jare. Me: tau. Bring something for the Levite Pst. Mattkelly: mo ti gbo (ends call) When I checked the time it was around three in the afternoon. As I was about rounding up and closing for the day, I saw an alert on my phone notifying me of a transfer of twenty million Naira into my account. I immediately called my Account officer and he informed me that it was transferred from another bank. When he told me of the alert and the source bank it is coming from, I discovered it was from my wife’s company account. I tried calling her line but it was switched off. I called her mum’s line also it rang but she did not picked it. After trying her number for some time and it was not connecting I decided to rush down to the company to see the foreman. ]When I was through, I decided to go to Ritababe’s house but my body was not allowing me to go. I decided to call her line but she didn’t pick up. After several attempts I gave up and I went home. As soon as I got home I saw my neighbour surprisingly. Me: Mama Tee, e lo mo ni? (Did you change your mind about the trip?) Mama Tee: Daddi….. a message was sent cancelling the training. ME: so how is my Oga? Mama Tee: he has left for Lagos. But wait o. I saw your wife some hours ago. Me: what? She did not tell me she will be back. Mama Tee: I did not say that she returned. She came in took some bags and left. Me: What the FCUK??? I tried calling her lines but it was not reachable. I tried calling her mum too her number wasn’t going through too. I decided to wait for some minutes and decided to use Mama Tee’s number to call her and funny enough, she picked it at the first ring Mama Tee: Wifey….. awayu? Iyoaye: I dey jare. (I was shocked) Mama Tee: where you come be now? We all are missing you… Iyoaye: hmmm. Aunty Tee oro po ninu iwe kobo (it is a long story) Mama Tee: I trust you. But I saw you in the evening coming to pick your bags Iyoaye: yes I forgot to take them along. (where I was I was boiling but I kept my cool) Mama Tee: but what is happening my dear sister? Iyoaye: let me whatsapp you. I will explain better there. Both of them started chatting. After a couple of minutes, I hid my number and called her Me: Iyo what is the bleeping problem with you??? I called your number and you switched off your phone. Kwanu??? Iyoaye: (hissed) Mr. Man stop disturbing me. Me: Iyo??? Emi??? How dare you??? (she ended the call) I decided not to call her or her mum that night. The following morning I called her brother Me: Sir, ever since my wife claimed to have travelled, she is not picking my calls again Mr Franklin: ki lo so wipe oun je t’o fi n s’iwa wu bayen??? (what made her bold to act in such a way???) Me: I don’t know sir. Even I have been trying mummy since but she has not been picking her calls Mr Franklin: oops. Mum has travelled out. She’s currently in Azerbaijan for a conference. Even when she called you that day, she was already in the airport. Me: ok. Okan mi n sese bale ni (feeling relaxed) but what about my wife issue? Mr Franklin: I will talk to her and definitely she will call you. Me: thank you sir Mr Franklin: ok dear. Take care (ends call) I was getting confused; why would my wife just changed suddenly? I was in that dilemma when Halima came and met me [ To be continued

anoder hot round to forget ur sorrow....nt

Confuse

Casala don burst......... Maybe she waz the one who sent Ritababe 2 cum and test u ooo......... Abeq rock Halima wella maybe it would even help u 4qet ur messed up life 4 a while.......nex plz

Did i just hear u say you dont knw? with all your bleepings thingx? i thinx halima was caught in ur room by your wife and she was naked sleeping in your matrimonial bed.

hmmmmmm! That's wot we call gobe

Lol...... Iyo had left you for the Chief..... Its better for you like that....make you continue choping others kpomo and Iyo go deh chop Chief sugar-cane..geskiani fa...

I think she is with the chief 4 serious fuck, al she is carring the chief child.

Your wife don know say you dey cheat her arbi...

Hmmm still observing

Birds of the same feather....

Abeg use Halima's pu**y step down ur worries. Ur wife is gone,she is tired of ur OPA-MOSA.

Hmmmm, atleast she paid u off na. Shey na #20million na? Guy bone her jare

@Tennie ur funny. Mr. accountant no 4get say ns weytin sweet dey kill

Confusion di kwa

Nice story but the slow updates are just a turnoff...

She don compensate you with Money! Owo!! Ego!!! what do u want again??? my bro abeg dey enjoy go jareh..... now you are finally free!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!

Episode 9 ]Halima: Daddi (mimicking her elder sister) what’s up? Me: I am not fine o. my wife came yesterday and took her things away. Halima: what do you think about it? Me: I no know. Abeg I am hungry. Halima wanted to come closer with her Weapon of Mass Defence but her sister was outside. After a while my phone rang Me: hello Iyoaye: well done Collins. You reported me to Mama Tee that I didn’t pick your call abi? Me: emi??? Mee??? Iyo, aja ti lo n fe wole t’ekun o setan lati f’eje we (the dog that want to dare the tiger should be ready to be used as isi – ewu) I have been trying to call you since yesterday and instead of you apologising, you are shouting at me. HOW DARE YOU??? Iyoaye: (hissed and ends call) Me: (facing Halima) see this ingrate o; insulting me on the phone Halima: how is your wife now an ingrate? Me: she travelled yesterday, I have been trying to reach her but she was not picking my calls. Then she is calling me to complain that I reported her to your sister. Instead of Halima to talk, she placed a kiss on my lips. Thereafter, I prepared to go to the office. When I got to the office, I locked up myself in the office all day; not attending to calls, visitors. But I got an SMS from Jane informing me of her visit. When she came over, I opened the door for her and exchanging pleasantries she sat down Jane: how are you and madam? Me: we are all fine. What brought the almighty Jane to my office? Jane: there is a particular account I observed you have not been funding so I want to know why Me: hmmm….the account has been moved to another bank. Jane: why did you move the account? Me: acting on the instruction of the church leadership. Jane: hope you wont move the other three accounts from our branch Me: it’s left to your bank. Jane: will you have free time this evening? Me: technically, and barring all unforeseen circumstances, I will be free. Jane: I will text an address to you. Can we meet by 5pm? Me: sure. But is it a date? (winking at her) Jane: (winked back) if you call it so. Me: ok ooo. I will be expecting your SMS. Jane: thank you sir. As she was heading to the door, I hugged her from behind and squeezed her Weapon of Mass Defence. A little moan escaped from her and she turned her head to face me Jane: don’t let me stain your lips ok? Me: stain am……. Jane: don’t worry. We’ll see in the evening. ]After she left, Ritababe entered my office Ritababe: Accountant, are you just coming now? Me: I have been in the office since morning. Ritababe: if not the fact that I was hearing voices from your office I wouldn’t have known you were around. Me: I called your line all through yesterday evening but you were not picking the calls. Ritababe: I thought you were with Halima that was why I didn’t pick your call. Me: ojowu (jealous girl) I was really mad yesterday. Ritababe: what happened? Me: my wife came home, picked her bags and left. Ritababe: ahhhh…….this is serious Me: yes it is. That was why I wanted to be alone all through today. Ritababe: you should have sent an SMS to me. Can you come to my place by 5pm tonight? Me: ko le possible. Mo n jade (it will not be possible. I have a date) Ritababe: is it with Halima? Me: not only Halima, it should have been with mama peace. I will be coming to your place by 8.30pm tonight. Ritababe: it will be ok by me Fast forward to 5pm……. I met Jane at Domino Pizza at Bodija and we gist for some minutes. She begged me that we should go to her house at Basorun. As soon as we got there and entered her apartment, I pulled her to myself and started kissing her. After a while, we broke the kiss and she pulled me towards the bathroom. We undressed and we hit the shower. While we were in the shower, we started kissing again but this time more intensely. I was squeezing her nippl3s and I started sucking it simultaneously. She was holding my OPA-MOSE and was squeezing it. Then, I traced my fingers to her holiest and I started caressing the holiest gates. I had to hold her because she almost lost her balance. I turned off the shower and carried her to her room. Jane: accountant, please wait for a minute. She brought out some kits and tested me. When the results showed I am free, she pushed me to the bed, went down to my OPA-MOSE and started sucking it like a pro. After that, I reciprocated by squeezing her WMD 1 and 2 simultaneously. Then, before she inserted a CD to my OPA-MOSE, I carried her to the bed and started sucking her Holiest honeypot. I had to gag her because she was screaming her lungs out. When she climaxed, I lapped all the cunt juices, inserted a CD and entered her………. After we climaxed, she laid beside me on the bed and used my hands on her Weapon of Mass Defence. Jane: Accountant, I did not know that you are this “hot” Me: kil’omode mi mo (I am just a novice beside you) She laughed. Jane: honestly, you made me feel like a woman again after three years. Me: what happened? Jane: (mist forming in her eyes) I lost my husband and our baby in an accident three years ago. Me: eeyah Sowie dear. I had to hug and cuddle her so that she wont cry. After a while I told her that I was going home. She was reluctant to leave me but she had no choice. I quickly showered and I dashed out. When I got to the main road, I called Ritababe. But instead of her picking the call a man picked her call The man: don’t ever call this line again. ]I was relieved but I saw a car slowly parked beside me. It was Mrs Abiolu! Mrs. Abiolu: Accountant where are you going? Me: I am going home Mrs Abiolu: let me drop you then. As soon as I entered the car, Mr franklin’s call came in Me: e kale sir (good evening sir) Mr. Franklin: how are you? Me: I’m fine sir. Mr Franklin: I’d called your wife. She explained everything to me but you disappointed me Me: what did she tell you that I did? Mr Franklin: she said she caught you flirting with ladies in the church. That even a lady was squeezing her Weapon of Mass Defence looking at you in the church. Me: sir, if I tell you what she did, and what I did afterwards, you will be surprised. Mr. Franklin: what happened? Me: do you know that your sister who is telling you all this slept with another man, I had irrefutable evidences even though I’ve forgiven her, but I’m surprised with what she told you Mr. franklin: HA!!!!!! (even Mrs. Abiolu was shocked) Me: (continues) I am not claiming to be a saint but what made me to be surprised the more is that she transferred the business money from the account to mine and ordered the foreman to be reporting to me. Mr. Franklin: Jesus Christ of Umuahia!!! Collins, I will call her right away. Me: ok sir. But to be candid, she had come to the house to pick up all her bags. Mr. Franklin: WHAT COLLINS!!! Ok I will work towards it (ends call) Mrs Abiolu: why should your wife do this? Me: emi le n tun bi ni? (why are you asking me?) Mrs Abiolu: Ma binu (don’t take it personal) Me: ok I have heard you. She started the car and she drove to my place but when we burst out at Akobo/General Gas junction, we met a serious hold – up on the express way. While we were dragging along on the express, both Mrs Abiolu and I were gisting. But suddenly I discovered that her hands were going down to my cr^tch area to caress it. Me: Ma, I am really not in the mood now Mrs. Abiolu: Accountant, I have missed your OPA – MOSE. To be honest after that day, I don’t enjoy having s3x with my husband. Me: AHHHHH!!!!!! Mrs. Abiolu: pleeeeeaaasssseeee (her voice changed) Me: ma, it cant be possible tonight. I just have a bad day and I want to just go home and sleep. Instead of her to answer me, she unzipped my trouser and with one hand on the steering and the other hand on OPA – MOSE. She started stroking it. I was enjoying the sensations and I was cooperating with her. Me: can we find a secluded spot? She drove to an area that is literally dark and she parked. I came out of the car and could decipher from the dark some people fcuking themselves. She came over to my side and sat on me. I observed that she had already removed her panties and I entered her. She was moist and warm. We fcuked each other for some minutes and she erupted. When she was through she stood up, pulled me out of the car, held on the bonnet of the car and I came in from behind. I fcuked her in that style for some minutes. Then she rested on the bonnet and I entered her again. This time I fcuked her mercilessly. As I wanted to erupt, I tried removing my OPA – MOSE but she held me and I released into her. After resting for a minute or two, we heard a voice “Kii nse eyin nikan le wa nibiyi o. e ma je ki won fura si wa nibiyi” (you are not the only one here o……….) we both laughed and we adjusted ourselves, entered the car and drove off Mrs. Abiolu: you made me feel like a girl Me: with all the moaning and screaming Mrs. Abiolu: I have now come to the understandings that never underestimate the power of “small” Me: I cant be as long as your husband Mrs. Abiolu: don’t even go to that side. Can you believe that since that day my husband just “touched” me twice??? And even the second time I had to force him by self – manipulation. What is the usefulness of OPA – MOSE when it cannot be used??? Me: eeyah. What should I do??? Mrs Abiolu: Fcuk me again….. We both laughed. When she got to my place, she dropped me and I entered. Luckily for me, there was light. I just greeted my neighbour over the window and entered my apartment to shower. After a while (as usual) NEPA took off the light. After eating dinner, I slept off. To be continued

Dis accountant is jex 2 corrupt............ Bleepinq every female he see's anytime,anywhere nt even mindinq he's married......may God help ya...

lol... Shey DAT Jane na doctor?? Watin she test self???

Accountant, you and your wife are badoo

Fuck anytin fuckable

And you are confused why Iyo left you abi?? nah that confusion you go deh till you recieve death certificate from disease..... Continue fvcking those ladies and let Iyo continue fvcking the man.....

Mr Accountant, r u not suppose to scrutinize d holies before ur Opa Mose enters? Soon, u will v shortage of sperm.

Lol.. The last tym i checked ma bible it was jesus Christ of Nazareth nt Umahia abi we don get Jesus for 9Ja.... Accountant!!!! Easy oooo

hmm accountant u too much joo,i dnt really knw what concerned u with ur wife again ooo..fcuk anythn fcukable joo!

Fucking fucking every time haba!

Na wa ooo.. Dis ladies re sick in da brain ahswear.. I sure sey if i put my whole hand inside dia punnah it will swallow evrything nd dere will still be space

hmmmmm husband nd wifey.....dea z God oh

@tenniebenson,no be only ur hand u go put,make u put both ur legs join,funny gal,lwkm4h,lolz....

Hahahahaha... chai! pls if i may ask is dis a meal...

oga Collins i dnt knw wic day were God go cum visit u make u repent

Thank God say he don talk ahm *i don't say I'm a saint* This one wey you dey fuck with out cd...I dey watch you o...

Lolzzzz.. Na true na

Uhummn lyk hus b lyk wifey..fuck nytin fuckable jawe nothing do una

i don tire ontop dhiz accountant matter Jst fvcking anything fvckable in any fvcking place Are u a legendary fvcker???

Guy forget ur wife jare, she be bad egg, am sure she's wit dat chief nd dey ar fucking big time

Episode 10 When I woke up the following morning, I discovered that my door was left ajar. I wanted to lock up but the aroma of food coming from the kitchen pulled me towards the direction Halima: good morning lazy head Instead of answering her, I went to the door to lock it and I returned to the kitchen. Her Weapon of Mass Destruction was shooting missiles to my eyes through her bum shorts. I sneaked behind and squeezed it. She turned and we kissed each other. After taking breakfast, Halima dropped the bombshell. Halima: I will be leaving the day after tomorrow Me: Halima but why? Halima: I want to go and prepare for my introduction Me: what??? Halima you never told me you were engaged. Halima: I felt like hiding it from you. Me: but why Halima? Why do you allowed us to have s3x together??? Halima: I was h^rny and I needed it. Do you know what? Our fcuk-capedes is known by my sister. Me: (shouted) WHAT!!!!!! Halima: she knew that I came to your place that first night and subsequent times after that even now that I’m your house; do you think she will allow me to just be coming to your place like that? Even now? Me: mogbe…..mogbe……mogbe. Halima you don kill me Instead of her answering, she came and meet me and gave me a kiss Halima: how I’d wish that I wasn’t engaged to him yet, and you are not married. Me: I’m in a deep cow-dung. Halima: (poked me) you are not serious. Let me go and rest so that you will be able to get to work on time. As soon as she left I called her sister Me: Mama Tee, you really offended me. Mama Tee: osh’omo gb’omo gbin. You bad gan…… Me: I am sorry to have caused this. I tried very hard not to indulge myself but I did not know when I fell for it. Mama Tee: nigba ti ara kii n se okuta (bodi no be firewood) but you should have done it codedly. That’s by the way, I spoke with your wife. To be candid I would suggest that you should convey a family meeting of both families and trash out every issues you both have. Your wife is claiming that you flirt around with ladies in the church. Me: Mama Tee do I flirt around? Mama Tee: uhmm uhmm. What about Halima? We both laughed. Me: walahi, Mama Tee, your sister is “Hot” Mama Tee: were you satisfied fcuking her? Me: I wish the ministry could move to the permanent site. Mama Tee: o gbadun rara. We’ll talk later when I get home. Me: ok ma (kissed her on the phone) Mama Tee: if my husband catches you (we both laughed, ends call) To be continued

dis is tuuuuuu short....

She is ur next target

You don deh use style tell Mama Tee say you wan chop her own che???... If you are D|ckson by name...I may have says your name fit you...but you aren't that name...you are just helding to the land of no return.....safe journey...

Ogbeni u dey send kiss to mama tee tru fone? Guy u get mind gan, u be more dan flirt o. I no go surprise if u sample her Punnah(by tenniebenson) too oo. Just watching oo

Chai accountant you too much

Accountant ooo nah Mama TeeE be ur next tarqet........... Hmmmmmm jex speechless........

Hot flames accountant whey no dey dull himself

Abi u don dey runs mama tee also I pity you until ur sperm finish u no say u never born

See this guy o.... Flirting with mama Tee on phone again.... Ati kofa nle, ifa ti nse(we never carry ifa from ground..its work don dey show)

next episode pleaseee

@olamy4fun aw sure are u say d guy Neva gv birth? m sure say d guy don get pikin

Chaii u dey enjoy oo

big badoo,chaiii don't kill all d gals ooooo

U r flirting wit mama tee also,anu en se mi,I pray u don't die young wit dis ur sex

Episode 11 Few days later when I got to the office, I realized that the Head Pastor was back. I went straight to his office Me: good morning sir. How was your trip? Head Pastor: Accountant….well my trip was fine o. na wa for you. Call you no fit call. But if na your madam na so so call you go dey do We both laughed. Me: but sir there is an issue Head Pastor: (perplexed) what is the issue? Me: like you narrated in the dream, my wife has left the house Head Pastor: JESUS!!! When did that happened. Me: the very day you left for the conference sir. Head Pastor: hmmm… well give me her number When he called her she picked it Iyoaye: who is speaking please Head Pastor: Mrs. Ajidara, this is the Head Pastor of your church Iyoaye: (coldly) Daddy good afternoon HP: good afternoon. Your husband reported you to me that you left the house for him Iyoaye: Daddy, if not for the sake that you are a pastor, I would have ended the call. The man is a good for nothing sack. HP: where are you now? Iyoaye: I am at Ajaokuta. HP: ok. I will talk to your husband. After the call ended, the HP turned to me HP: Accountant, what is going on in your family? Me: Daddy, to be candid, I can not say that this is the situation. HP: I am sorry Accountant. I have to report you to the Church Board and DISCOM Me: (mogbe) Daddy, ko ti de gbogbo level yen sir. HP: for your wife to have said such, it means you are hiding some skeleton in your cupboard. I was scared because, the fear of DISCOM in the Church is the beginning of Wisdom. After I left Pastor’s office, I called Pst. Mattkelly to come to my office. Me: Pst. Mattkelly, wahala dey o Pst. Mattkelly: you don give another woman belle? Me: (hissed) Pst. it is not that. The case between my wife and I has escalated to the table of the Head Pastor. He called her and she made some terrible allegations at me Pst. Mattkelly: is that why you are scared? Me: na so my brother. Pst Mattkelly: don’t worry I will speak with him baaaaaaaad boy. Me: emi baaad boy ke? Anyway sha it's ok (Pst. Mattkelly leaves) As soon as he left, I started thinking on what to do, which submission I will make when a call came in to my phone Caller: is that Mr. Ajidara? Me: yes. But who am I speaking with Caller: this is Alhaji Kashim Omoveghae Me: ok….good day sir. How may I help you? Alhaji Omoveghae: send your email address. I want to send you some important documents Me: what for sir? Alhaji Omov.: your wife, the owner of Lakasoro Company bidded for a contract worth 33 million Naira and the number on this document was the one I called. But, your wife slept with my Accountant. So I want to send a copy of the letter of award and evidences of what I just told you. Me: (pretending to be surprised) ah!!!!!my wife??? Hmmm. I have heard you sir. I will send the e – mail address right away. After I had send the email address, and I was happy that I have irrefutable evidences against my wife, her call came in. a part of me didn’t want to pick the call a part of me wanted to pick her call. After the 3rd ring, I picked her call Me: why are you calling me Iyoaye: Collins please don’t hang up on me. It is urgent Me: so, what do you want? Iyoaye: I bidded for a contract worth 33million naira and it was when I was checking the copy of the documents I have, I discovered that it was your number that was placed there. Me: woman, firstly, you bidded for a contract without my knowledge. Secondly, you have transferred all the title deed of the company to my name. so you are no longer the owner and director of the company. Also sl^t, you slept with the Accountant in order to secure the contract. Well, I have no information about the contract; and I am ready for you when I am being summoned at DISCOM. She wanted to say something but I ended the call. To be continued

Smart guy

@olaotan e be like say e get pikin with deaconess emeka

that is it...quy flex ya lyf

Niger, if u dull yah self I go give u 100 lashes for your bombom

Abeg how una take dey crop image self. I done try am tiya

Good and fine

Bush meat don dey chase hunter now

Lol

Dat fit iyoaye,she ll learn her lesson in hard way nw

hahaha he/she who live in a glass house shod not throw a stone cos what goes around comes around!

U both should jex settle dis isH once and forall nah........ Afterall the 2 of ya are quility of the same crime......

I dey observe

C gobe

#Lobatan

Lol...Well, I can't realy says anything...because you and your wife are of no difference...

Like husband like wife. Even be like say ur wife bad pass you self

Uhummmn the begining of the end...Mr n Mrs collins lets see wah happens wid yhu guys next

Abeg,accountant no dull urself o!,he who laff last.............

I gbadun ur smartness @ accountant I tink say na accountant dey win 4 dhiz game . . . . . . Next episode please

Hmmm! This una family self... Imagine the kind offspring u two go bear hw they go dey behave self... Cos if una pikin cum inherit al dis una character... MOGBE!!!

Episode 12 ]After I had send the email address, and I was happy that I have irrefutable evidences against my wife, her call came in. a part of me didn’t want to pick the call a part of me wanted to pick her call. After the 3rd ring, I picked her call Me: why are you calling me Iyoaye: Collins please don’t hang up on me. It is urgent Me: so, what do you want? Iyoaye: I bidded for a contract worth 33million naira and it was when I was checking the copy of the documents I have, I discovered that it was your number that was placed there. Me: woman, firstly, you bidded for a contract without my knowledge. Secondly, you have transferred all the title deed of the company to my name. so you are no longer the owner and director of the company. Also sl^t, you slept with the Accountant in order to secure the contract. Well, I have no information about the contract; and I am ready for you when I am being summoned at DISCOM. She wanted to say something but I ended the call. When I got home Mama Tee called me Mama Tee: Daadi ao una dey? Me: I am doing great. Mama Tee: I want to see you. Me: Mama Tee, I dey hungry Mama Tee: eh! Your wife don prepare food for you Me: Iyoaye??? Mama Tee: Iyo ko, oyin ni. Your new wife Halima prepared food for you before she left. Me: ohh!!!! (relaxed) had she left? Mama Tee: yes she left this evening. Me: hmmm. To be candid I am missing her Mama Tee: missing her? I will report you to her husband Me: (laughs) well you are free. what about the matter you want to discuss with me? Mama Tee: I will call you later Me: ok maami By the time she was about leaving to her apartment, she poked me playfully by hitting me on the chest Me: I will retaliate back at that same spot Mama Tee: owo e a gan – pa (your hand will be paralyzed) Me: let it be….. She winked at me and went into her apartment. When I entered, I decided to call Halima Me: what’s up my run – away bride Halima: Collins you no well. I be your run – away bride or Iyoaye? Me: abeg make una no mention her name jare. How was your day? Halima: Collins, it was fine and it wasn’t fine Me: how? Halima: bone that side jare. Hope you saw the food I prepared for you? Me: sure your sister told me. Halima: please don’t be annoyed. I prepared it hastily because of the trip. Well, I will talk to you later. Me: ok sweet girl…. Halima: hmmmm.....wished i was at your side tonight...... Me: I will call you later Halima: ok. I’ll be expecting your call (ends call) As I was eating, Mama Tee’s whatsapp came into my phone “please see me for the discussion”. I quickly rushed the food and went to her apartment. When I entered, I wanted to run back because she was putting on a round neck tee shirt and a pant. Me: Mama Tee, please don’t disvirgin my eyes. Mama Tee: you better enter. your OPA – MOSE will just be hard for nothing. I entered (with one mind) into her apartment she was sitting on the sofa and I went to take a chair from the dining table, but she stopped me Mama Tee: e n se mi Daddi (you are really offending me) Me: you should now why I am doing that. Mama Tee: hope you’ve locked the door to your apartment? Me: sure. I have done so Mama Tee: ok…..so how far about you and your wife? Me: who among them? Is it Halima or Iyoaye? MT: Iyoaye of course. Me: (mist forming in my eyes) MT let’s forget about her for now MT: (coming to where I sat) Daddi, don’t worry. Everything has its reasons why it happens Me: do you know that the issue have made my Oga, the Head Pastor to report me to DISCOM, and anyone that appears in DISCOM don’t always go scot free??? MT: haaaaa!!!!!!! Odikwa serious Me: (standing up) Maama, I want to go and sleep MT: (pulling my arms back) don’t go yet (looking at her seeing fire of pleasure in her eyes) please I sat down on the sofa and she wrapped on a towel, went outside to check my door, came back to lock her door. Then she came to smudge beside me on the sofa. She was watching Telemundo (a station I greatly detested). Afterwards, she slept off and I too didn’t know when I fell asleep. To be continued

*Clears throat* .... Dis Mama tee na wa ooooo.. Which kind husband nd wife be dis one sef? Wife wey dey bid 4 33milla contract... Her hubby no knw... Yamayama family

this guy sef ...

Husband nd wife,bird of d same feathers

collings. Ur blood mst form ur character nd ur movement

Lol....... Enter Mama Tee pleasure city nah...nah Iyo made a mistake, she shouldn't have left just because she saw/heard about what he had been doing, she suppose to join his race...she should have share her kpomor for Pastor Makelly(or wetin be him name?)...

Acct kilo wi, if baba tee meet you there you go speak you language or intounge

collins u and yhur wife una need deliverance from me...try and see me pls

Wads Mama Tee upto?????

Everytin inside of skirt must b tasted by ur opa mose even ur mama own

Abeg no try that kind thing with her even say she want force her self on u

Which kind yeye couple una be sef ehn? Mtcheeww!...

Hmmmm i no fit talk

Useless couple

Abeg most of u wey dey condemn collins go do more dan him for real life o, una dey here dey form saint. I knw d guy is a mess, bt there ar pussies dat ar offered in a golden plater which u as a guy can neither REFUSE nor MISUSE. Guys shey una undastand me na?

u slept off 2? lol!

na all of dem u go give belle.wen kasala go cast ehn ur power no go reach

Commotion family....

Episode 13 ]I woke up around 11pm thinking it was morning. When I woke up I saw Mama Tee resting her head on my laps and sleeping like a baby. I checked my phone and I saw 12 missed calls from Halima, 3SMS and 4 Whatsapp notification. When I opened the SMS I saw that Halima wasn’t happy for me not picking her calls. I was replying her when Mama Tee woke up MT: Daddi you have woken up Me: yes not quite long. MT: i`m feeling cold. Please cuddle me. I was perplexed because it was odd for me to fcuk both sisters. Me: ah MT, do you wanna implicate me…… MT: (placing her fingers on my lips) Please I want you to cuddle me….(she purred) I took her up and I sat on the tiles. She then came and sat closer to me. I held her on the waist and she placed her Weapons of Mass Defence closer to me. My OPA – MOSE responded with immediate activation. When she realized that OPA – MOSE has responded, she came again even closer than before and started using her laps to caress it. I was forming Hulk Hogan to pretend as if I wasn’t interested. But the more she continued, the more my resistance gave way Me: don’t tell me that I didn’t warn you She looked at me and smiled. I faced her and started kissing her. She responded by grinding her waist to my groin. Then she took my hand to her Weapon of Mass Defence and I started squeezing it thoroughly. Then I traced down with my fingers to her pant and started manipulation her. She was moaning and at the same time twerking her Weapon of Mass Destruction. Then I pulled down her pants and I saw the Holy of Holies……yummy……I wanted to go down on her but suddenly I stopped MT: Daddi why did you stop? Me: I don’t want to do this MT: please (she purred) I need it baaaaaaad As I stood up and about leaving, she pulled me and pinned me down. She removed my OPA – MOSE and sat on it and started riding me furiously. When I wanted to protest and struggle with her, she forced one of her Weapons of Mass Defence to my mouth and started squeezing it. I reluctantly cooperated with her and I danced to her tune. Her moans were getting loud and I had to use my hands to cover her mouth. Afterwards, she stopped, stood up and went on all fours (in standing position) I entered her powerfully and started fcuking her mercilessly. She had to use one of the cushions on the chair to cover her mouth to muffle her sounds. We finally reverted to the missionary style and as soon as I wanted to erupt, I removed my OPA – MOSE but she wanted to force it back. I sprayed my c^m on her and crashed beside her. Me: Mama Tee, why do you have to force me to do this? MT: ma wo e. You are lonely and I wanted to help you. Me: you wanted to help me or you really need the fcuk? MT: to be candid after we talked on the phone, I was no longer concentrating at work today. I was fantasizing on how to get you. My sister told me you are a good fcuker and I can’t even believe that with your SHORT MAN DEVIL I could be taken to cloud 190. And even when I saw you this evening, I was fantasizing how I will fcuk you (Mama Tee is tall about 511`, have masculine features and build, and works in a paramilitary outfit) Me: kai you are too raw Instead of her answering she stood, pulled me up and we went to the bathroom to clean ourselves. We returned to the sitting room unclad and we sat on the tiles holding each other To be continued

Episode 13 ]I woke up around 11pm thinking it was morning. When I woke up I saw Mama Tee resting her head on my laps and sleeping like a baby. I checked my phone and I saw 12 missed calls from Halima, 3SMS and 4 Whatsapp notification. When I opened the SMS I saw that Halima wasn’t happy for me not picking her calls. I was replying her when Mama Tee woke up MT: Daddi you have woken up Me: yes not quite long. MT: i`m feeling cold. Please cuddle me. I was perplexed because it was odd for me to fcuk both sisters. Me: ah MT, do you wanna implicate me…… MT: (placing her fingers on my lips) Please I want you to cuddle me….(she purred) I took her up and I sat on the tiles. She then came and sat closer to me. I held her on the waist and she placed her Weapons of Mass Defence closer to me. My OPA – MOSE responded with immediate activation. When she realized that OPA – MOSE has responded, she came again even closer than before and started using her laps to caress it. I was forming Hulk Hogan to pretend as if I wasn’t interested. But the more she continued, the more my resistance gave way Me: don’t tell me that I didn’t warn you She looked at me and smiled. I faced her and started kissing her. She responded by grinding her waist to my groin. Then she took my hand to her Weapon of Mass Defence and I started squeezing it thoroughly. Then I traced down with my fingers to her pant and started manipulation her. She was moaning and at the same time twerking her Weapon of Mass Destruction. Then I pulled down her pants and I saw the Holy of Holies……yummy……I wanted to go down on her but suddenly I stopped MT: Daddi why did you stop? Me: I don’t want to do this MT: please (she purred) I need it baaaaaaad As I stood up and about leaving, she pulled me and pinned me down. She removed my OPA – MOSE and sat on it and started riding me furiously. When I wanted to protest and struggle with her, she forced one of her Weapons of Mass Defence to my mouth and started squeezing it. I reluctantly cooperated with her and I danced to her tune. Her moans were getting loud and I had to use my hands to cover her mouth. Afterwards, she stopped, stood up and went on all fours (in standing position) I entered her powerfully and started fcuking her mercilessly. She had to use one of the cushions on the chair to cover her mouth to muffle her sounds. We finally reverted to the missionary style and as soon as I wanted to erupt, I removed my OPA – MOSE but she wanted to force it back. I sprayed my c^m on her and crashed beside her. Me: Mama Tee, why do you have to force me to do this? MT: ma wo e. You are lonely and I wanted to help you. Me: you wanted to help me or you really need the fcuk? MT: to be candid after we talked on the phone, I was no longer concentrating at work today. I was fantasizing on how to get you. My sister told me you are a good fcuker and I can’t even believe that with your SHORT MAN DEVIL I could be taken to cloud 190. And even when I saw you this evening, I was fantasizing how I will fcuk you (Mama Tee is tall about 511`, have masculine features and build, and works in a paramilitary outfit) Me: kai you are too raw Instead of her answering she stood, pulled me up and we went to the bathroom to clean ourselves. We returned to the sitting room unclad and we sat on the tiles holding each other To be continued

Am sure wen u catch HIV u go stop

Chai acct u really fuck MT

Dis accountant sef na moni U dey count ABI na Woman u dey Count

Hmmmm this Accountant?

God go save you from this your ...... life ...

Crase man, whr is ur crazy wife

@africanchoice where are uuuu?

Accountant take am easy nah, haba!!!. Ur bleeping now no get limit. For once make u respect ya marriage nah

Na waa o may God help u And self u dnt even knw if ur wife is doing more Dan dis

Wow!! So, he finaly fvck MT.....What a completed mission..since MT knew you fvcked her sister, and she was the one who still parsuade you to fvck her(MT), nothing is wrong there except that those whom you are fvcking are enough to gave birth to your exact d|ck, did you ever knew how much thing that have enter their hole(if not d|ck, what of particle?{a hole can't just be without things entering it- "ladies, shey ah lie?).....

atlong last u fvcked MT,and i think dis wnt be the first and last tym she will kip on cmin to collect OPA-junior and u will kip on agreeing....how i wish u were caught.....still on all ears to hear wt apen next

So u jst dey do yamayama, ur common sense dd nt told u 2 get an apartment nd a car of urz,,,,, rubbish guy.

this is cooooool mehn

Hmmmmm

Girls wit car ehn Do u tink car is evertink @herbyhorlarh

See as i jez dey look dis ppl... See as dis women dey embarass me!

@lawman dnt u knw if sme1 wnt 2 b enjoying his/herslf lyk d guy, is very important 2 b well owk so dat if he later av problem dere will b smetin 4 im 2 rely on. Dd u get it

Hmmmm.... Mr Collin

Do u nw min d car is sumtink 2 rely on? @herbyhorlarh

@lawman i dd nt mention only car nw

Dat 1 consine u self @herbyhorlarh

Lol,,, nah u sabi @lawman

*sips coke* omotohyohsi is back its been a long time

Episode 14 After the call from the HP, I intimated my friend and He mobilized his other colleagues. Then we trekked to Apete Bridge. When I saw the Head of Security unit of the church, I entered the car and we both went to church. When I got to the office, I went to meet the HP HP: Bro. Collins I'm sorry for what happened to you. Your wife came to the office to explain everything to me. But you are at fault sha Me: Daddy how? HP: she said that someone caught you kissing another lady in your office on three consecutive times and you actually slept with two of them Me: (laughing) Daddy, the story is not true sir. Honestly, sisters in this Church are trying to force their way in but in actual fact I don't give them opportunity to come closer HP: (sighs) Well I don't have anything to say but I have told your wife to see me today. Even she ought to have been around Me: (feeling disturbed) no....no...problem sir HP: what is wrong with you? Me: (forming boldness) Nothing sir HP: I'll call you as soon as she enters Me: ok sir... Not long I settled down in the office, Ritababe entered Ritababe: na wa for you accountant. I checked you at home twice but I was told you travelled Me: Ritababe, pls leave me alone. I wasn't around and you did not bother to call me and you said you checked me. I went hiding Ritababe: Collins.......na wa ooo. If you hadn't married her....... Me: please don't bring that. At least I am here and alive Ritababe: ok mo ti gbo. But there are some things I want to tell you Me: ok I'm all ears Ritababe: Collins, don't be too fast. I'll come to your place tonight and explain it better Me: my place??? Count me out Ritababe: why don't you want me to come again? Me: you must not come. Tell me all what you want to tell me. Or in another option I can come to your place Ritababe: sure Me: a bi moo ti wa ni? You that I'll call now and you'll be under the ministration of another man. Ritababe: eni ba de'be lo ma ro'hin 'be Me: ok till closing hours After she left, a call came in from an international line Caller: is that Collins Ajidara? Me: yes. Who am I speaking with? ]Caller: this is Chief Emeka speaking from the UK Me: Chief Emeka? Pls I don't know you sir. Chief Emeka: Dcns. Idowu's husband Me: daddy. Good afternoon sir. How is everyone? Chief Emeka: everybody is fine. My wife has spoken about you. How you have been there for her when she was in Nigeria. And I also want to appreciate you for what you did in securing that contract for her Me: Daddy, that's the least on what I could do Chief Emeka: I will be in Nigeria in 2 days time and I would like to see you Me: it is ok sir. Chief Emeka: ok. I will call you as soon as I arrive. Take care of yourself (ends call) After the call I was perplexed. A million thoughts were running through my mind. "What does he wants from me?" "Hope Dcns Idowu hasn't told him about me?" And so on. As I was pondering another call came into my phone Me: Hello MT: Daadi, na wa for you. It's been long you haven't been around and I really missed you ("I missed you" came from the background) Me: MT, I missed you too. But who is talking in the background? MT: your wife Halima Me: Chei!!!! Walahi I don miss am! Make I speak with am MT: I will not give her the phone Me: ok.. You know na.......but..... MT: (codedly)I don hear. Halima, come and talk with your husband Halima: Baby, this is not fair o Me: baby, it is not that. My sim was permanently with my friend when I was hiding. And every call has to be screened before I was allowed to talk with d person Halima: baby, I can't wait for you (In the background: Daadi, you will pay for the airtime o) Me: tell ur sister, I'll recharge her line. I'll be home as soon as possible ]When I got home in the evening (the CSO of the Church escorted me home), I observed that the house was quiet. As soon as I entered my flat, a call came into my phone Me: who is that calling me? Iyoaye: it is me Iyoaye Me: (hissed) what can I do for you? Iyoaye: My dear, I am sorry for what I have done to you. I was misled by someone. Me: Misled? O so wipe o ni pami (you almost got me killed) and you now think I will forget the happening in a hurry? Iyoaye: I want to come and see you tonight. Me: emi ke??? You can’t see me now or never. Infact, I don’t want to see you near my vicinity. (ends call) As soon as the call was ended, I heard a knock on the door. I went to the kitchen and brought the local wooden spoon (omorogun) and went to the door Me: who is at the door? Halima: it is me Halima and someone Me: who is that someone? Halima: don’t worry when you open the door. As soon as I opened the door, she jumped on me and started crying Halima: baby, I have really missed you Me: hmmm. I missed you too. Releasing her I discovered that she was alone. As soon as I ushered her in, she came to me and we started kissing. After kissing for a while, I released her and I locked the door. Halima: thank God you are back safe. Me: we thank God for that. How are you? Halima: I am fine but I really missed you. Me: that’s good to hear. But how is your “husband”? Halima: (hisses) you are offending me Daadi. I am with my husband and you are asking me how my husband is. E ma je ki n binu si yin (don’t make me angry towards you). Me: remember that I’m married; and you just did your introduction not quite long. Halima: introduction??? I have broken up with him Me: what happened? Halima: three days to the introduction, his mum called me. And after I got to their place I met a girl that was heavy with her people. She narrated to us that both of them had been secret lovers. Me: Jesus of Okrika!!! :o Halima: (contd.) And her people are threatening fire and thunder if he doesn’t marry the girl. I called Mama Tee and my Parents to break the news to them. Me: (consoles her) dear I’m sorry for that. But I have a confession to make. Halima: what??? Me: if I tell you I will break your heart further. Halima: hmmm. I know. My sister had opened up to me about your sex – escapades. At first I was really mad at both of you most especially you. But, I have to forgive you because, I find warmth and peace whenever I am with you. Even I am ready to stay beside you no matter what anybody says. As soon as she stopped talking, she stood up and went to the kitchen to bring a dish and food flask. She prepared the table and came to drag me there. When I got there, I saw that she had prepared edi-ka-ikong (hope I got the spelling) soup with pounded yam. She served the food and was waiting for me to start eating. Halima: you better eat because all what you have stored in your body all these while, I will receive it tonight. I was hesitating whether to eat or not, when she took some morsels out of what she served me and ate it. It was then I was convinced that the food is clean. We ate in silence and after we finished, she took the plates to the kitchen to clean them up. I dialled Mama Tee’s number. After the 3rd ring, she picked the call Me: MT, how are you? MT: I am doing good. And how is our ‘wife’??? Me: Our wife is fine. But you surprised me MT: how? Me: you told your sister about our “thing” MT: I had to confess to her because she is my blood and as it is always said “okun omo iya yii gidi gan” (the bond between brothers and sisters is strong) and she loves you (Halima came beside me) Me: she is a rare jewel. How I’d wish to have met her before I met Iyoaye. MT: na so. But how is Iyoaye? Me: (hisses) she called that she wanted to see me. I have decided that I will not have anything to do with her again. MT: eyin le mo (na you sabi). Daadi, I am on special duty and I won’t be around for the next one week. Please help me to take care of Halima. Me: trust your brother. Or do you want to speak with her? MT: hmmm Daadi. Ok let me speak with her. I gave the phone to Halima and she spoke with her sister for some minutes. After she ended the call, a call came in almost immediately ]Me: who am I speaking with? Ritababe: it is me Rita. Where are you Accountant? Me: I am at home. Ritababe: I have been expecting you now Me: Ritababe, I am sorry I will not be able to come Ritababe: Accountant, why now??? Me: I’m sorry; some things are designed not to work in the ways we planned. We will see in the office tomorrow. Ritababe: accountant you know it is not fair (I ended the call) After ending all the calls, I programmed my phone to silent mode and I turned to look at Halima. I saw the fire of passion raging in her eyes. We started kissing each other, and I started squeezing her Weapon of Mass Defence....... To be continued

Dis guy sef,

Following

hmmm

Hmmmmm

God go judge U accountant ooooo

Just continue...

Ur opa mose no de rest?

Even with ur many problems, u still wan straff Halima

So u don leave ur wife na de marry Halima i pity u wen tins will turn around against u. and for Ritababe i tink she is pregnant for u so beta go nd knw why she wan see you.

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U N Ur Defence Sha

Chaii church accountant for daht matter

Accountant may God forqive ya entire qeneration........U even prefer other qalz to ya wife.......hmmmm...... Ehn...ehn viz Dcns.Emeka's husband call soundz far too suspicious....it seems he's sayinq the opposite of his mind.... Letz see hw it qoes.....

Na pussy go kill u accountant. And moreover iyoaye becareful of dat mamaT.

nxt????

Your time is counting oo

De way u post ur story its making it hard fr some of us to follow n understand dats nt wat u did wit de part 1 so why dis? Pls be up n doing ooo

Datz true @Ransking i was confused @ first....d slow update is something else... What kinda family nd neighbourhood is dis one sef? Halima isn't even bothered dat he is married nd nt yet divorced.. MT is nt helping issues...were dey praying 4 his home 2 shatter b4? What am i even saying? Is dz Collins a nympho?

Actually i am no longer intrested in dix story becox of hw itx bin posted... Accountant odikwara gi egwu...

@tenniebenson i tot nympho ix 4 females nd libidinous 4 males... Dat waz wot ma teachers tot me ooo...

chia accountant dier iz God ok continue

U dis accountant, u no wan learn @ all.

This accountant and women, hmmmm

Chai dre is God u dis accountant all dis gals dat u ar sharing shey na only u waka cum dre is God ooooooooo Jus b careful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Church accountant haaa there is God ooo

iyaoye go catch you.

Abi accountant don forget say iyoaye dey cum home dhiz nyt I pray she no catch dem(accountant&halima) or else......hmm

Mehn dis suspence 2 much

@Mray, @Khola46 am kinda lost here ooooo nt gettin along again abeg mak m understand

@Pweety The Accountant and Mama Tee had been having fun together when Halimat depart with them just for her introduction...if you remember vividly, Ritababe & Halimat met together in Accountant room, but still they all still have fun...later did Halimat went for her introduction does Mama Tee seduce Accountant(Mama Tee is Halimat sister).....And Accountant has had a little fight with Iyaoye, so, Iyaoye was trying to come back to him...thats why she called... The chief that called is the husband of Decon. Emeka that Accountant usualy have fun with in hotel..... Halimat has arrive due to her canceling introduction, and Ritababe is also waiting for him at her own appartment...but it seems Iyaoye will be home just to ask for forgiveness...

And Mama Tee has even let her sister(Halimat) knew about her excapade with Accountant..But Halimat still count that as nothing.... Thats just what I could deduct from this story...Hope I'm a little convincing?...

I miss diz story am bk

Wia did yu lost? @Pweety

Danger awaits U mr accountant! Mr ebuka is bringing Ur child back 2U. Next 1baba!

Confused.... Did he travel before.?

Tnxs dearie @Khola46, @Mray swt@ ur boo don safe m

cm make una post smtin nar

Make una post cos delay is dangerous

Na wa oooooo Na only God go save us ooooo Make una post dis tin naw

Seriouzly i don dey 4gt sey dis story still dey hia sha.... Ki lon shey le na?

na once in a blue moon vhiz guy dey post...... me ah don tire oo....

@coolval. . .cum post sumf'n lah peeekoh

coolval we are waitin o

Lyk seriously, pls cum n cont'd dx story nah, d suspence is hrt achin jare.. as 4 u 4ckin arnd evry hole u cum acroz, u'll surelly reap wteva u sow trust me on dhat.. oya, nxt pls

Hmmm ryd on pls

Pls continue dis tin am getting piss off

post for us now

Abeg continue na...

[b] Last Episode [/b] I was squeezing her Weapon of Mass Defence and she reciprocated by squeezing my OPA-MOSE. Still kissing each other, we went straight to the chair and we started tearing the clothes off our body. I stopped abruptly to lock the door. As soon I returned to the chair, I saw that Halima was stark “unclad”. I went straight to her Holiest and I saw that the place was as clean as Abu Dhabi desert. I started sucking her and she was moaning loud. I stopped but she urged me to continue. I licked the outer and inner l4bia she was restless and was flapping everywhere. I stopped and immediately she came for my OPA-MOSE and started sucking it real bad. I was saying some incomprehensible words and I didn’t know when I released into her mouth. She swallowed all like a pro and licked me clean. Halima: dirty boy. You shouldn’t have released to my mouth. But your load can throw a ball from Challenge to Iwo Road. Instead of answering her, I crashed to the chair exhausted. After I rested a bit, I went again to suck her c^nt. She was begging me to stop but I decided it is payback time. I sucked her until she squirted all over my face. After then, I spread her legs and entered her. I fcuked her mercilessly, her moans was subdued with the cushions of the chairs. Then I lay down and she came to ride me for some minutes. We reverted to the missionary style and fcuked each other. After we climaxed, we were shocked hearing someone crying at the back of my window. When I open the curtains, behold it was Iyoaye! After some days, a call came into my phone Caller: Collins this is Chief Emeka Me: Good day sir. How are you? Chief Emeka: I’m fine. Just came into Nigeria yesterday night. Me: how was your trip and I hope you brought something for your boy sir? Chief Emeka: sure I did. Please I would like to see you this afternoon at my house. Me: ok sir. As soon as I got to their residence at Akobo and entered, I was ushered in to sit down. After a while, Chief Emeka and Dcns. Idowu came inside. I felt that the ground should open up and swallow me. Dcns. Emeka: Bad boy how are you? Me: (stammering) I am fine ma. How….how was your trip ma? Dcns. Emeka: it was fine. (turning to her husband) don’t mind him o. it is because you are here. Chief Emeka: Collins, feel at home. By the way what should we offer you? Me: Never mind sir. I’m ok sir. Chief Emeka: Collins, I want to appreciate you for what you did for my family. The baby my wife had about 1yr ago is the only child I will boast I will have ever on earth. Me: (shocked) what??? Chief Emeka: you are surprised? Don’t be because my wife told me of all your sex – escapades when she was in Nigeria. That child is your daughter and you are the father. I knelt down in front of them to apologise. Me: I am sorry sir for what transpired between me and Dcns. I take personal responsibility for what happened and I am ready for whatever consequences it may arise. Chief Emeka: you dey fear??? If I wont forgive you I would have killed you before now. But by the grace of God, what my kinsmen had conceded as write – off is carrying my own babies. I mean twins. I want you to know that your daughter is safe with me and I am ready to take personal responsibilities for her upkeep. Me: thank you sir. Chief Emeka: give me your account number. I will be forwarding Ninety – seven million Naira to start off and be very comfortable in life. I was contemplating if I should accept the money or not when someone entered the sitting room. Guess who I saw again………. Me: what is she looking for here??? (I pointed at Iyoaye) Dcns. Emeka: Collins o je f’ara e bale (you need to be patient) we have told her all about you and all what happened. Honestly we all are at fault and o gbodo mu mo’ra bi’so inu egun (you have to keep all that transpired between us all as secret) and besides, you need to forgive her. Iyoaye: Collins, do you know that you are the one at fault??? Even though I have forgiven you, hear this, I am not going back with you to your house. Me: (Kneeling in front of her) Iyoaye, I am very sorry for what I have done to you. I know I have the greatest blame but honestly, I love you and I was pained when I caught you and also when you wanted to abduct me. Iyoaye: (sobbing) am I not ok for you? Mama Tee was the one who confessed to me that she loves you and she wouldn’t mind tasting your OPA – MOSE. Had I known, I wouldn’t have dared her. Me: (sobbing) I am sorry. I slept with her Iyoaye: WHAT??? Slept with both SISTERS??? (she burst into fresh tears) Collins you have killed me!!! Chief Emeka and his wife were watching the drama but later Dcns. Emeka spoke up Dcns. Emeka: It is ok boht of you. Iyoaye, will you still consider him back? Iyoaye: (turning to Dcns. Emeka) it cannot be possible any longer. Since he could be bold to sleep with both sisters and they are our neighbours, I will not be able to stand seeing them. (turning to me) mo yonda gbogbo nnkan ti a ti jo ni papo (I have released all that we’ve had together to you) and…….. Me: no it cant be. Please forgive me. Iyoaye: we are no longer compatible and besides, I’m leaving for the States for good tomorrow night Me: well if you insist, I will give you 50million out of what Chief Emeka wants to give me. Just forgive me….. Chief Emeka: that’s so thoughtful of you. (calls bank) transfer 47million to the 1st account and 50 million to the 2nd account immediately (ends call). I am happy that both of you could settle things amicably between yourselves. Me: thank you sir. I went to the office and drafted my resignation letter. When I gave the Head Pastor, he was pleading that I should stay for some time more but my mind was made up. After spending 17hours in the office tidying up and balancing all the accounts, I went home. As soon as I got home, I saw Halima sitting on the couch silent. Me: baby, how are you? Halima: leave me alone. You went out since yesterday and common call you couldn’t make. Me: baby, I’m sorry. I had to stay back in office to tidy up my desk. Well, I have resigned. Halima: what happened baby??? Me: (kneeling in front of her) baby I have been a serial player and I don’t know if you will ever forgive me Halima: what happened??? Me: before I got married to my former wife, I slept with 4 different women. They are all married women; two from my church, the previous account officer and the current account officer of the church Halima: Allahu Akbar!!! Collins??? Haaaaaaaaa Me: infact, one of them have my baby Halima: lobatan!!! And you also slept with my sister (she burst into tears) I tried to hold her but she resisted me touching her. I went to the room to lie down for a while; later, she came into the room UNCLAD Halima: I have thought about ourselves. From the very 1st day I saw you I knew you were not “born – again” but I was still attracted to you. I am ready to stay at your side come rain, come shine………… Few years later at Jo’burg South Africa…….. my daughter was shouting at 2 children. When all the parents rushed to the place I discovered that it was Dcns. Emeka’s child, Iyoaye and Pst. Mattkelly child my child was shouting at. THE END[

hahaha.... nwe nyc story

Nice one.... Well, your life is now straight... Well done

Cool one.....Thumbz upp!!!

9ice 1

Dis story get as e b slf..... At least u dn try....... Welkum bak 4rm ua strike @writer

at last, gr8 story @towoju

Nice1. Thumbs up

Hmmm Ur story ended well nd also ur life is in shape.. Good one writer..

Bravo nd mor ink 2 ur pen

So cool....tank u. God bless u.

Nice one. Great job@Towoju

gwud job @towoju

nice story and happy ending,God love a cheerful giver,atleast u dey share pikin well well,,kudos to u,,, iyoaye,,this name sef

Cool one

fuckinq sh*t! Collins comfirm playa but u gain alot. Somebody should tell me wu he later settle with Iyoaye or Halilmat.

u scape tru

Hppy ending! Kudos @coolvl22.com

Nyc one

nice one!

Wow nice story

WAO!

U GUYS SHOULD BE INVITING ME O EVENTHOUGH NONE WELCOME ME FEW MONTHS AGO

@Angel eniola you shouldn't worry about.... Spend more time here nd you will be noticed..... YOU ARE WELCOME .... Hope it's nt too late.... Hmmm

Hmmmmm... This story must be a fiction because the rate of several times a day is so unreal.

Hmmmmm… This story must be a fiction because the rate of sex several times a day is so unreal.

Nice 1

What an amazing story.

Nice story wit alot of fuckin

I lik d story

fuck ya

valueless

HMMMMM NICE ONE

Nice story.....I hope our men can learn from it.

Your wife Toto no sweet ne?

Duniya sai iddo

this is ur chace to bleep rita

Woah!!! Nice part 2, gud ending... More mb @towoju and @coolval

Nice story

Nice one..buh i no understand d ending o

Next episode

Make u enjoy ur self body no be firewood

Omo see gbege...enough pussi

nice story and hope to get other episodes cause i didnt get page for next episode

what goes around comes around

Hmmmm

i like that

Nice one.

hmmm nice write up tho buh still don't like the way it end.

Nice ending bro you are doing well

Like husband like wife...