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The decisions of Men

The decisions of Men

By Tee in 11 Aug 2015 | 06:13
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Many things guys base marital decisions
upon are very funny a times very
foolish,and it
has led into a life time of regret for many
guys.
let examine and burst them one by one:
1: CURVE: they ask,is she figure 8,If you
marry
her for her figure 8 will she maintain that
when
she become pregnant? never,it may even
turn
to figure 96
2: SIZE: they ask is she "Lepa" (slim)they
are
crazy about Lepa. After giving birth to the
first
baby,what happen? it will be as if you took
her
to a vulcanized to pump her up.
Stop fooling yourself,that Lepa (slim) girl
will
later look like her orobo (fat) mum,if you
don't
like the present look of her mum,you
better
don't marry her.
3: BIG BUTT: very foolish,how will you
choose a
girl because she has big buttocks,this is
even
an heavy load to her, big but is just a big
sewage disposal unit, a gigantic toilet,a
magnificent septic tank,is that what you
want
to marry? Wise up guys.
4: POINTED OR BIG BREAST: will they
remain
pointed after raising three children,never.
Don't choose for bre*st choose for the
BEST
5: TOOTH GAP: 'Eji Jo rice'. Funny, you
want to
marry a lady without character just
because
she has a gap in her tooth,she may end
up
creating gap and holes in your life in your
life
and destiny.
6: SEXY DRESSER: a great woman will
dress to
look beautiful not to look sexy,if you see a
sausage or sweet whose nylon has been
remove will you buy it,if she is exposing
her
breast,cleavage, pants,thigh etc for the
world
to see and you want to marry her,you will
not
marry a "PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY"
but a
"PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY" Be a wise
guy.
7: CAT WALKING: you want to marry her
because she is cat walking,sorry you
won't she
that in marriage she will not cat walk in
Pregnancy,she will only Tummy walk.
8: RICH PARENTS: So you are a gold
digger, if
you marry her because of her rich parents
and
her parents begin to feed you and your
family
you are not a Man, please guy,stop
wearing
trousers go and be wearing Skirt and
blouse
and don't forget be a Mrs.
9: BRAZILIAN HAIR: you want her because
her
hair is long or because she is wearing
Brazilian
hair? that shows shallowness,wearing
Brazilian
hair does not equate beauty or brain,any
dunce can have long hair and do one
million
braid.
10: BRITISH AND US PASSPORT: Many
guys are
looking for these, any lady that carry
British or
US Passport is hot cake to Men who are
generation of Esau,who are ready to sell
their
future and destiny for a morsel of bread.
11: BEAUTY: a whole lots of beautiful
ladies are
without discretion,don't ever marry a lady
just
for her beauty,beauty will fade,character
will
last,if she dress well but do not act well
don't
marry her,if you do she will make your life
miserable.
12: BED EXPERTISE: "She is very good in
bed,very hot,very acrobatic" that was what
a
guy told his mentor who ask him why he
wanted to marry a lady who kept on
cheating
on him and embarrassing and abusing his
mother. Funny as it is, many guys are
making
long life decision base on this. I think
getting
married to a professional prostitute that
will
destroy your life will be better if bedroom
high
jump,long jump and gymnastic is what you
want to base your life upon
11 Aug 2015 | 06:13
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Nice1.
11 Aug 2015 | 06:25
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real fact funny though...
11 Aug 2015 | 06:30
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@t-dak wen z ur marriage iv coming up
11 Aug 2015 | 06:42
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@Konphido Marriage ko. You wan kill me. May be if I don reach like 35 sha I go dey consider dating then marriage.. Even for this one wey Idey so make in no be say na cane my mama go take pursue me reach my wife house. No be even when in see me with girl. I beggi.
11 Aug 2015 | 08:23
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Oga dats d fact, even dou I dnt agree wit sum of d points
11 Aug 2015 | 11:19
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@t-dak i bin tik say u dun find THE ONE o
11 Aug 2015 | 11:59
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Funny but FACT I support d motion paa
11 Aug 2015 | 12:29
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U did gr8 @t-dak
11 Aug 2015 | 12:30
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Nice one, am totally agreed with this fact.
11 Aug 2015 | 12:59
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ugly girls get married every saturday while pretty girls just dey there dey do ashebi,,men don wise now
11 Aug 2015 | 14:18
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Funny but 9c 1
11 Aug 2015 | 14:33
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I jez dey laff 4 hia.... Wait o @t-dak did u jez say 35 years? Chisoosss God no go let me meet person like u o
11 Aug 2015 | 16:31
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Cool Facts
11 Aug 2015 | 17:00
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Tanks for the Facts......
11 Aug 2015 | 18:48
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Ehn ehn!! Nibo 4 wia I beg 4get that thing,hw i go marry wowo gel,ko jor @ all.Hw i go marry person wey in tire done deflait(na the ponted one sure pass)Even I no fit take one wowo gel go om wen I see hw my bro wifey be.4get ooo my wifey go fine well well ooo with good chararcter(even if she no be of good character bf once I get her dem no born her mama not to change 4 good).@least dia ar beutifull girl with good charcter,abi u want make I dey mention names ni *winks*
11 Aug 2015 | 23:03
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@Emperor Skookum I see u jaweeeeeee, but for the whole thing wey u talk na. Na only boobs or booby or anything wey den dey call am na in u wan marry ba. I just dey pity yr condition bro. Every body with in choice sha. But wait oh u say den no born am well say make in no change, if to say na PDP in come dey nko and you dey shout change I swear my brother na to dey shoot film of Actor and Bos for your house oh.
12 Aug 2015 | 07:12
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@Tennie Benson As u laugh na in me self dey laugh. Though it might be funny but dats just it jawe am not in a haste jooor.
12 Aug 2015 | 07:16
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Points taken
12 Aug 2015 | 10:05
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na true o
12 Aug 2015 | 11:14
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Tell them oh
12 Aug 2015 | 11:51
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