A boy went to a restaurant to eat for the day with his last card(money) remaining in his pocket, on reaaching there he saw the owner of the restaurant and the following conversation conversed:
boy: madam abeg give me food, make person no die for here ooo.
Madam: ekaete, abeg bring food for my customer jare.
Ekaete: ok ma, i dey come.
When ekaete was about bringing the food, a dog started barking from the backyard. When ekaete served the food to the boy, the dog followed suite and sitted opposing the boy.
When the ate the first spoon, the dog licked it's tongue, when the puts another spoon to his mouth again, the dog continously licks it tongue.
Boy: madam why this dog they look me like this na.
Ekaete who was inside overheard the boy. She rushed out from inside.
Ekaete: oga madam, na the dog plate you dey use dey eat na because me i never wash plate. Abeg do fast make i give am back the plate jare........
Boy:jeeeeesssssuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
