The invisible boyfriend

Hmmm,cant wait 4 it 2 start,tochi oya na...

@chilywizzy I will start right away please mention friends. This is my first story here, ave no folk.

they'll come just start and see

Alright man.

The Invisible boyfriend episode 1 I sat next to my cousin Dinho on a couch,with an undivided attention Entertaining the Real football game he was playing with his Nokia E7. I focused on the screen without blinking my eyes. I was so engrossed in the game like I was watching Uefa Champions league final. I was still receiving the pleasure when I heard my TOCHI!. I pretended like didn't hear it, before I could stare at the phone again, my brother shouted Tochi the second time. I was infuriated at once but that anger must not be shown to avoid answering questions. So, I had to conceal the anger with a smile. I stood up. Wore that fake smile and headed to his room. '' Didn't you hear your name ?'' he asked. '' No, I didn't hear it '' I replied. '' Why would you hear when you are busy playing game?'' he asked. This is the reason why I refused acquiring you browsing enable phone, Please, Go and buy recharge card for me with the money I kept on top of the table. I picked the money and Left the room angrily. Could this be the reason why He refused buying me a browsing enable phone ?, I asked myself. Lie lie he is just stingy I answered myself. I ran to the nearest Voucher dealer , Unfortunately for me she didn't open. Gosh! What's all these ? I had to cross to the other side of the road. I crossed the road without looking at my left and right like I was taught in primary school via ZEBRA CROSSING. I purchased the card and ran home as if I was running a competitive race. I ran like the fastest man, USAIN BOLT. Before I could Settle down my cousin have stopped playing the game. You see wetin this guy My Elder brother) caused now. I sat down quietly and leaned my head on Dinho's shoulder . Before I could type ''Tochi'' he fetched his phone from his pocket and clicked menu. Woah! I exclaimed in my mind, Maybe he paused the game for me to come back. The menu appeared, He clicked on Apps and the apps loaded. Real football was the first app I saw. I expected him to open it but he kept scrolling down. He got to one app "ESKIMI" and clicked open. I thought the app to be game but It wasnt . I kept mute some minutes before I broke the silence. '' Brother Dinho, Please continue the game '' I said. ''Boy Relax I want to chat with my girlfriend, I ll continue later ''. Chat ? I wondered. What type of chat is he talking about ? To Talk in a friendly way ? Is there any girl here ? All these questions were racing my mind and I recalled the saying '' HE WHO ASK QUESTIONS DOESN'T MISS ROAD ''. I summoned courage and asked him where the girl was and the type of Chat he meant. Ozuwo! ( abusive word in Benin language) I meant to converse with one or more people through the Internet. The girl dwell here In Ibadan, though, we haven't seen face to face. Brother, let me see her photo. He clicked on the girl's profile picture and viewed. Hmmmm she is really pretty, I complimented. '' Yes nau, I dont deal with Ugly chicks. '' " But You haven't seen her, Do you know if she is disabled ?" I asked! '' Not at all! I'm sure she is alright, I have hundreds of her pictures in my file ''. He responded. '' Brother, I still dont believe it. She might be impersonating someone else. '' I replied. '' No, she is Real. Its not possible to get hundreds photos of someone else. '' He answered. '' Brother, but do you think she truly love you '' ? I asked '' Yes she do. She always call, text, and chat me. She cant stay a day without hearing from me. '' Ehen?Fine man! I complemented But, I still dont believe in this kind of relationship. She might be a ghost, I complained. ''Ghost keh? U attended Cactizim Class in the east, if am not wrong?'' he asked. '' Yeah I did.'' '' Kedu ife bu muo?'' Which means what's spirit ? He asked. '' Muo bu ife di adi, di ndu n'enweghi ahu, adighi ahu ya anya ma obu nu olu ya ma obu metu ya aka. '' Spirit is in existence but can't be seen, heard or touched. I answered as I was taught. '' Very good he replied. i have seen her pictures, heard from her and I will touch her pretty soon. He added. '' I was convinced immediately. Before I could say a word again, he landed one hot punch on my muscle. "You think say na you and chinedu dey talk ba ?" He asked jokingly.‪ I ran into my room instantly to avoid receiving more blows. I love dat brother butt he always blow person. I laid down on my bed, memorizing all the discussions I had with brother Dinho. I have longed to have a girlfriend but couldn't talk to one cause am always afraid of hearing That word No. I Must persuade my brother to buy me browsing enable phone when going back to the east. Maybe I will meet my own girlfriend online like my big brother did. Try your luck things. To be continued.

Wow, nice story bro,where is T-Dak or Khola to do d roll call.

Hahahaha online boyfriend indeed ... @khola46 & @t-dak your attention needed

@crowniey Thank You. Please invite them, am new here.

@charliebrny Thanks.

@kemkit, cum kuli-kuli oooooo. Anoda block buster stowie is here. Cum n saw wat am seeing!!

@rhennyjay, @somkhid @Olesev @Japhola

@Mray This Your grammar funny me oo ''come and saw what am seeing ". Thanks for inviting ur friends.

Lollz! Wc. @tochi ohiagu

@Chinwendu, @GeeAdore, @Ewomazeal, @Rufus, Fink av tried. @khola46 et @T-DAK we yhu

You tried. Thank You so much.

I'm here now. Thanks Mray. Maybe I'm gonna be the invincible girlfriend.

Thenk@mray Nice 1 @tenniebenson@khola46@japhola@blackstud@pweety@delight@wind@ Datz all I can remember for nw Don't mind ooo

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My OneInAMillion(@ewomazeal) invisible kini ?

@ewomazeal I suppose You are the one Cox I can't see you.

CHAI! DIZ GUY WAN INVITE ALL CLS

Chaii c dis @mray o nah only guyz u cn invite we ladies nko dnt wori i knw wat 2 do. Were my surest frnd@tenniebenson,,,@tochi dnt kip d post late o

@bsam @shugarlips @murshan @olaswag3 @otumala Israel @taiwo @jummybabe @nizzy @lawman @davick @davin @emmabrous @chiwendu @ebube @kemkit @victotiouschild @richiebill @treasure @soniamimi @mosesmicheal @japhola @ibrams @holaryinkhar @itzpweety ify @swissbliss @ayomi @mae-d @ivie @fherahoney @emmazzy @iog_tosinlee @kelvinmag @ibn bashir

Chei!! Am late already..... Nwanu Leht the Story Beqin/Continue...... Nyc one u've qot here @Tochi

Wc @all

Thanks 4 invite @T-Dak

@donpaschalo

You are welcome

hahahaha. True. Yes na, Charlie. You all can't see me......

Thanks T-DAK

@Babe4biola sweetest pal ur head dey dia jae... @Rhennyjay chop kiss *muah* ... @Mray so my own name no dey ur register? @T-dak i'm gonna increase ur salary...plus see me in my chambers... Na 4 times i dey alswyz see my name 4 T-dak list... O make sense.... @Tochi oya put fire...i'm already seated..tnx 4 keeping my sit *winks* I think everybdy have dat invincible bf/gf...datz whatz up in dis new generation... Majority meet dia spouse via social media...its..uhmmm...#crafun# (crazy nd fun)

Am veli-veli sowie @Tenniebenson. Here, I brought u zobo n pop-corn t show u aw sowie i am.

Yes! am here @T-DAK..ohhh thk God my seat hasn't b taken..yea am sitted nw..lets go

Ok i no vex aqain but add dat sausage roll called rite plus viju milk... I no mind suya too @Mray

THANKS ALL. EPISODE 2 DROPS..

The Invisible Boyfriend Episode 2 Life in OYO was heaven on earth. All the days I spent there was enjoyable, full of unforgettable sweet memories. Like the slogan of the City '' Pace Setter state" It was quite peaceful. No crisis, no traffic jam. Roads are always free, Unlike Lagos state that I will spend hours in a vehicle for 30 minutes journey. Days graduated to weeks, weeks to months. Before I knew it, I was notified that school will resume in the upper week . That Sunday evening, I was at OluIbadan stadium, Observing Market club Cup final between Aleshinloye market and sevendays live. My Cousins, were in both teams. Dinho, Was the striker and team captain of Aleshinloye while Nonso was a defender of seven days team. Dinho, was brought down by Nonso my 2nd cousin) 5 minutes before the first half, and the referee awarded them a freekick. He was about playing the freekick when my phone rang, I glanced at the caller, it was no other person but my Twin brother from another parents. Taataboy, the guy I like more than my Girlfriend. We hail from the same town, born the same year, same month, same week. I ought he wanted to beep me as usual but He called the second time. I picked it. '' Hello! My paddy! '' I hailed '' Guy, I dey! You just forget me na! '' he responded I was about answering him when I heard Gooooal!. I shouted goal! Stimuetously with other fans, forgetting that I was on call. "Guy, Wetin dey worry you na ? That ur area is noisy. Where u dey sef?" He asked. I suppose he was angry due to the way he asked those questions. Wetin dey vex dis one? I'm burning #100 recharge card he managed to load, I reasoned. '' Hahahaha Guy no vex o, I dey stadium '' I responded. ''Nawao! U just dey enjoy life na'' who scored ? He asked! ''Guy na dat my brother Dinho) wey sabi play pass Jayjay Okocha." ''Guy no dey whine me, he sabi play like that and he never play Nigeria under 17 '' he asked. '' Taata, You know say without Connection in Nigeria you no dey go anywhere? '' if to say we get connection he go don go far.'' I responded. "Guy, My card don finish Jo! I dey enter vila this week Saturday.'' ''okay nah! I dey enter A week today (next Sunday) ''. ''Ehen! I forget to tell you say I don buy new phone'' "New phone ? I asked instantly" "yes, Nokia c1" he replied "Is it browsing enable phone?" I enquired. ''Yes! I downloaded Realfootball '' before I could say a word again, he hung up. Hmm, taata boy bought a new phone ? Nokia C1? I would have jealous him, hadn't been he is my real Guy but True love discourages such negative feelings. I didn't jealous him, I know he wont Deprive me of phone, Should I demand to use it. But I must buy mine, there is no dignity in begging. I was still thinking how am going to buy the browsing enable phone when my standard message tone Rang. I checked my inbox, It was my friend Taataboy. Please call me back . I Wished I could call him back but due to insufficient airtime I was unable to reach him. Then, I rarely recharge and there was nothing like mtn loan. I had to ignore and continue with the match I came to watch. Whistle was blown Immediately and that was the end of first half. Second half kicked off Some minutes later. They duo teams played well. The ball position was 50:50 at the end but that Lone goal from my Cousin Dinho, Won the trophy For Aleshinloye Market. I ran and embraced him as he stepped out of the field. I was so happy and proud to have such a cousin. "The Nigeria Dinho" I complimented. To cut the lofty Story short, They were crowned the champions and my cousin Dinho was awarded the best player of the tournament. We left The stadium for Premier Hotel with the team, My cousin took me along. We ate and drank. I was so excited, the fun was much.I left when my bro almost ruined my battery with calls. Tomorrow morning, I went to shop with my brother. That day, God did it for us, and We excelled. In the evening he took me to cocodum to buy me a phone. I was so happy, Thank God I followed him, the chances of buying me browsing enable phone was high. He asked me to make my choice when we got there. Without second thought,I shouted Nokiac1. Thank God there wasn't any babe around us, the baby wouldn't have escaped convoction. My brother starred at me one kind. "I dont have Nokia C1" the dealer said. He was about touching one china Phone when I left. I took the lead like I was the one buying the phone. In my mind, ''Mtchew! Na me U wan give dat Chinco ? Give it to that your pretty daughter there'' we went to another place. That man really provoked me. He said there wasn't any phone with that model. Maybe, Taata dont know the model of the phone he bought or he was playing pranks. Bro, lets check one More place. Fortunately for me the man have the phone. My elder brother: "How much is the phone? " Phone dealer: its #12000 my elder: " I will give you 6 k" phone dealer: its 9k last. Tochi lets go was D next thing I heard. Nawaoo alaroro!. To be continued!

Tnkz @Tenniebenson.

@tenniebenson thanks am very grateful. Where ur villa dey self I knw know d place oh.

i don show lyk late jakie chan mray i sight u jare tochi u hv a nice story am waiting for d next 1

You want him to buy Nokia c1 for 12k...you no serious if he no do aroro how the go fit sell ham for cheaper price ...you wicked gan o

@t-dak which chamber ... the one wey na only me get access to it or another one.... all my invisible guards are already shoing there if a stranger even my Director(@khola46) come there...hmmm

@Mray @rhennyjay @T-DAK Thanks for the invite..... lol....alaroro(where u hear DAT word, u go hear Yoruba wella oo)....... .Nice story.... Ride On

Wc @Somkhid Wc @japhola

Lol.....u and ya broz una qet the xame character....everytink.... If i wer ya i would av opted 4 c2 or c3 to show ur twin bro frm different parentz say u qet class......

@CHARLIEBRYN C1 DEY COSTLY THEN, AND WELL SELL WELLA THAT DAY. I NO WICKED JARE! EM FOR BUY AM SHARP SHARP.

Lol My yoruba folks taught me. I dey try my best for yoruba.

HAHAHAHAAHAHA. I WOULD HAVE OPTED FOR NOKIA C3 BUT THERE WAS NO C3 THEN.

Please How Can I bold my writeups ?

@Tochi just keep d story rollin abeg,i dey feel d sstory like "kilode"....

Hahahahhahahahaha

Thanks......... . . . Now, one of the invisible boyfriends has come.....we plenty for here and invisible girlfriend just too much here... . . . @Charliebryn I'm already there..

@CharlyWizzy You are funny. I will I keep it Rolling buddy.

@T-dak no let anybdy copy d address..i go send am privately... @Somkhid no dey follow ppl share rumour o... Jackie chan is not dead/late o... @Charliebryn u knw sey ur own na special package alwyz...

@khola46 Chai! You Are AMong the Invisible boyfriends ?

The Invisible Boyfriend Episode 3 Like my people always say, " DO IHU EBE IDORO AZU " (face where your back is ). We turned back so we could go home. My mood changed Instantly, I felt like an Incumbent president that Lost election, I felt like a boy whom lost a girlfriend to his enemy. I was so exasperated but Habitually, I concealed anger with a fake smile and followed my big brother. I was walking and counting my steps , anticipating to hear "CUSTOMER COME". Before We could reach the Exit Gate, I heard it but My brother increased his speed like he was in a haste. In my mind, "Nawao! does it mean he didn't hear the man Abi he no wan buy again? You must not escape brother. " I walked up to him and said. "Brother, The man is calling you" "What's he saying ?" he asked. "He said We should come back" I replied. " Lets go, Its getting late and I have a choir practice to attend. Dont worry Yourself, I will buy you browsing enable phone" he assured me. " Forget that Thing, its easy said than done " I Said I wanted to murmure it but due to how Inflamed I was, I said it out. Thank God he didn't hear me oo! He was truly in a haste, if not he would have heard me. He handed me 100 naira Note and left. I boarded a taxi frm Cocodom to my residence. I alighted when we got to my gate, have my bill paid, entered the house, unlocked the door and sat on the sofa in our parlour. While I sat on the sofa, I couldn't think of any other thing apart frm havin a girlfriend, which seem a big deal to me hence, I can't talk to one. After some minutes, I entered my room and lied down to think deep.Like people will always say,a journey of a thousand mile begins with buying a shoe. I cuddled my pillow as if it was a girl and began to practice how to woo a girl. " Hello Babe " " how are you ?". I'm Tochi fortune, I hail from anambra state Bla bla. I was still doing my practice when someone knocked on the door. " Na who be that one ?" I asked. " Its your brother, come and open the door for me. " he responded. " Alright Brother, I coming. " I raised, headed to the entrance door and opened the door for him. " Have you eaten " He asked! " Yeah brother " I lied. In my mind. " Food my foot, I'm talking about buying a browsing enable phone and getting a girlfriend and his talking of food. Ejim Nri eme gini ? ". I retired To my bed to continue the personal assignment but, before I could think of anything, Nature Performed its wonders and I found myself at the wonderland. I was still sleeping when my phone rang, I opened my eyes to glance at the caller. LO & BEHOLD It was " Bro Stanley ". Brother Stanley ? Why is he callin? He should be in his room na. I reasoned. I looked at my clock, It says 8:45am . Chai I don enter trouble. I picked the call immediately . " Brother goodmorning " I greeted " Morning " he replied. " Where are you ? " he asked. " I just Came out of the bathroom" I Lied. " Alright. Is there light ? He enquired " " Yeah " I replied. " Okay, stay at home and enjoy yourself. I kept 500 Naira ontop of the fridge, Use it to buy anything You want. " he replied. " Thanks brother " I greeted! He hung up immediately. I was so excited, I didn't know when I bounced ontop of my bed. I jubillated like I did when CHELSEA Won 2012 Uefa championsleague. I did some chores, brushed, had my bath, changed & ate breakfast. I Inserted D season film I bought and began to watch. After the first part, I lost interest in the movie. I couldn't Concentrate again, The taught of Sex kept flooding my mind. That Phrase " IDLENESS IS A SIN " was debunked that day. I ought of anything a horny man can think of. Idle men and some House wives are really trying. I wished I have a girlfriend but have none. Traditionally, I laid down to nap. I was taught that Sleeping when horny can avoid rape attempt. Immediately I shut my eyes, I heard a knock on my door. OH MY GOD! which kind wahala be this nau ? " Who are you " ? I verified. " I'm Patience " the person replied. " Patience ? I dont know any patience. " I replied. "I'm aunty Jacintha sis" she replied Aunty Jc ? Chai so na my Brother's fiancee Junior sis. Without further questions, I opened the door for her. She was carrying a luggage. " Goodafternoon " she greeted. " Afternoon dear " I replied. The girl was really pretty. Very tall and fair. We sat opposite each other and the starring game commenced. I was starring at the image she is made of, her Long hair, firm butt and long legs. The reason why she was starring at me too I couldn't predict. I leaned close " Patience, Are you From Imo ? " I asked. " Yeah, but based in Ph " she replied. "You are from Anambra right?" she enquired. " Yeah, Bro Stanley is my Elder bro. I replied " Why are you here and who directed you to our house ? " "I came all the way from ph to see my Sis, Aunty Jc. bro Stanley directed me. " she replied. " Alright dear" . I glanced at her red lips, Chai it was Too enticing to kiss. TBC....!

That skip mah mind before.....abeg, wetin make Jackie Chan Late?? Did he woke up lately? or his house chores make him late??? . . . @Tochi Lol.......Me ah no even know jawe mah brother.......

@Tochi Your brother no be alaroro but ahun .... if you no fit kiss those lips let me help you na... @Tenniebenson That makes you always special... My Director(@khola46) Eee ... if no be say you be my boss for *always laughing group of company* they would have...hmmm

if den catch u,next let see wat u can do

Am here @T-Dak,welldone Tochi

Thanks all

U r welcme my dear @tenniebenson bt i tink dat of chackie chan is tru o cuz radio also said it.

Lolz......dis boy u no qo kill me......So havinq a qal friend and a browsinq fone is now ya hiqhest priority.......Vanity upon Vanity...... Ride on bro....

@pizzaro u no go blame d guy na,na him prime him dey so,n u kwn say wt dis him teenage age,him hormone dey boilin point...

Tochi if u are using phone to type dis ur story just knw dat it not possible to make a word bold..unless if u are using system den u can prees ctrl±bold to make.a world or sentence bolder. Hope dis help

Lolz....... @Charlywizzy make the quy control dat him raqinq sex hormones oo or he miqht end up committinq an abominable act......

I'm present thanx 4 the ivtn@T-DAK nice story am following

Awaiting Moderation

Hmmmm

Hmm Nice 1 @Tochi more ink to ur pen

@Pizzaro Lol. I needed them badly then.

@Somakid THANKS ALOT! ITS HELPFUL.

@Emmazzy Amen to your prayer. Thanks so much.

Oooops! Late comer????? Tenx @T-DAK Α̲̅πϑ @MRAY love U̶̲̥̅̊ Anoda interesting stowie here, ℓ̊ don come oya continue

Wc dearie @Kemkit

Thanks to all. The Invisible girls don plenty ooooo!

EPISODE 4 DROPS RIGHT AWAY.

The Invisible Boyfriend Episode 4 I was very eager to kiss her. Getting my first kiss from such a pretty fair damsel with cute red lips will be a pleasure. But something discouraged me, I ought it to be set up. So, I kept my cool and stayed back. But she continue stealing glances. Nawao! But why is she starring at me ? Maybe we are thinking the same thing. This time, I was inspired to make the move Not minding the consequence. Yeah, I ll take risk, even if it result a hot slap at the end I wouldn't mind. Besides its just the both of us. I leaned very close, touching her with my body but have no Idea on what to do next. Should I ask her to kiss me ? Hmmm. It seem easy and bold thing to do, but it may never work, I reasoned. I ought of reaching my mouth towards her red lips but couldn't. She may move her head away instantly. I reasoned. After several thoughts, I came up with a new plan. I placed my arm around the couch but she didn't talk or move. After some minutes of silence, I touched her fingers and began to play with her nails. But She didn't say a word. Then, I broke the silence, I Lowered my voice and Complimented her. " Patience You are really pretty " I said passionately. " Thanks " she reciprocated softly . That her angelic voice and the way she reciprocated that THANKS encouraged me to Plant a small kiss on her cheek. I starred at her and she look shocked. Before I could blink my eyes, My left hand found its way to her long hair and and I began to caress it gently. I was caressing her hair with my left hand and stroking her fingers with the right hand. This time around I kissed her on her cheeks and almost touch her lips with mine . I Lingered for a few seconds with the kiss and she closed her eyes in pleasure. Then, I reached my mouth towards her lips and planted a hot kiss. Choi, I have gotten what I wanted. I was about giving her another one when I heard a knock on the door. Chia! I detached myself from her immediately. "Who are you ? " I asked! " Open the door Jo " a female replied. " Who are you nau " I asked again The next Thing I heard was Nwoke'm open door please. Chai Na my brother and her fiancee o! I opened the door and greeted them. We all chatted for hours before we Accompanied aunty Jacintha and her Junior sis home. I couldnt eat that Night, I was very happy. I laid down on my bed memorizing what transpired between Patience and I. It was the most adventurous thing I ever did. I woke up tomorrow morning being Wednesday and prepared for shop. The thought of buying browsing enable phone cleared from my mind. What I have been searching at the apex is right at the beneath. Is there any need buying browsing phone when I already have Patience by my side? . Should I make my intentions known, she can never say No. My mind assured me. I left home for shop that day hoping to woo her when I come back. I didn't talk about the phone neither did my brother, maybe he has forgotten. We closed around 6pm, As usual, my brother went choir practice while I took a taxi. I headed to aunty Jacintha apartment ImmedIately I alighted from the taxi. Unfortunately, their door was properly locked. I called a Lad a I met there and asked him their whereabouts. " Aunt Jacintha travelled earlier today with her kid sister ". He replied. I left without saying a word. I was hurt to the bones, I felt heart broken, my dream of getting a girl in real life hindered. I went home and sat on the same couch I kissed her, calling upon her name passionately but got no response. I was still calling her name when my Phone rang, I glanced at the caller, Unknown number. I picked. " Hello, who is on the line "I asked '' Tah Nwa ohiaagu (the son of Ohiaagu) Na taataboy dey yawn. " The caller replied. " Taataboy Na You ? " I asked. " Yeah wetin dey sup ?" he asked. Paddy, I just dey like say I no dey" I replied. " Hahahaha. Guy I dey enter Vila 3days coming, I wan go see one babe Wey I meet for 2go! " 2go kwa ? Where be that ? I enquired. " Brother Na Online ooo. One application like tha, I downloaded it with that my new phone. " he replied. " How the 2go be na ? " I asked! "I go show U when u come back" he replied. But The girl fine ?? " I asked. " Makachi ifu this girl ekooo (You will fall for her at a glance ). Nawao, she fine ? I asked again. " She fine pass mamiwater, I can't wait to meet her " he replied. I was about Saying Nawao when he hung up. Taataboy reminded me what I have forgotten. My Cousin Dinho met his girlfriend online and my Twin brother from another parents (Taataboy) have found one. 4 days to leave and Patience have left ibadan for Ph yet no browsing enable phone. CHAI I MUST BUY BROWSING ENABLE PHONE. IF IT REQUIRE CONFRONTING MY BIG BROTHER I LL DO THAT. I WANT THE PHONE BY HOOK OR BY CROOK. I CAN'T BE LEFT OUT. TO BE CONTINUED!

wow..... na DAT confronting go make ur bro buy u????.... lol.... jsst be ready to receive a slap.... @Tochi Its possible wit phone, that's wat am using

HAHAHAHA E FIT MAKE AM BUY AM NAU. PLZ, HOW CAN I DO THAT ?

it wunt show if I tell u here, give me ur contact mayb ur fb,Whatsapp or anyone....

Lol......vhiz story jex dey make me lauqh..... I pray ya quest 4 a browsinq phone does'nt send u 2 jail ooo.....

No worry i'll buy you z10...

Lollzzzz so funny

T-Dak am gonna sue u 2 court 4 nt inviting me

Hmmm, my name sake! Seriously, I'm the invincible girlfriend.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, in d name of coolvan I dey beg una make dey invite me abeg, D tori dey go, d guy just dey Make me remember dose dayz

the boy seems more lyk unda 18yrs frm a local villa...como 2go he doesnt knw...anyway is a story cus my 2yr old cousin knws wat is watsapp hw much more fbuk

Una get mind o u guys only invite pple u like Sha I no say no body like me dats y I cnt b invited Bt weda u guys like it or nt I will always get 2 every new story

Lolz am seein 2 tinz oda's cannot see here oo,firstly @Tochi wt ur worwor face u kiss patience,wey u jus meet 4 d 1st tym,she no slap u? Secondly @Theresa u said ur 2 YRS old cousin kwns wat is watsapp even fbk haba!!...dere's God oo

Chail my guy paste the next one BY HOOK OR BY CROOK

Never too late.. Tochi funny story u got here. Nice one though!

Very funny... @Charlywizzy aw u take knw sey Tochi worwor???? I no dey ooo... Sha no let dem dismantle ur fine face 4 me.. Abeg... Very soon we go hear sey.. "my kid sis in d womb knws what instagram is"... Na so.. @Babe4biola ... Shebi na dat same radio i hear sey na lie o..sey Jackie chan talk sey he never die...na one film wey he wan act dem talk sey he go die inside... @Tochi dis one wey u dey find invisible gal4rnd... U no see as gals yampia 4 hia? E be like sey i dey see some1 dey claim front seat...beta reverse o..cos na only one chair dey 4 dat front..nd na customized one..na me dey ontop am..

@tenniebenson dear no mind me oo,was jus kiddin,tochi na my guy na,lolzz

Be careful ooo

@tenniebenson. Hmmm dat dere pblem jawe afterall d man is old enough

Haahahhaaa...take tym ooo

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Very funny story. The craze for dis browsing enabled phone should not put U in trouble ooooo. U be novice yet U sabi play with babe fingers and hair, even 2 kiss her. Wǎ̜̣̍τ̲̅ a morale U've got. Me likey. @Lawman, U no need make person invite U Ω̴̩̩̩̥α cos coolval go always notify U when any story shele. No need 2 bother ur handsome head.

@Theresa IS IT NOT TACT OF YOU TO CALL ME LOCAL BOY ? TRY LOCAL CHAMPION. I BELIEVE SAY THAT UR KID COUSIN IS A SKYPE USER