Two women are chatting in an
office.
Woman 1:"I had sex last night,did
you?"
Woman 2:"Yes.
"Woman 1:"Was it good?"
Woman 2:"No,it was a
disaster...my husband came
home,ate his
dinner in three minutes,got on
top of me,finished having sex in
five
minutes,rolled over and fell asleep
in two minutes. How was yours?"
Woman 1:"Oh it was amazing! My
husband came home and took me
out to a romantic dinner. After
dinner we walked for an
hour. When we
came home he lit the candles
around the house and we had an
hour of
foreplay. We then had an hour
long session of fantastic sex and
afterwards talked for an hour. It
was like a fairytale!"
At the same time,their husbands
are talking at work.
Husband 1:"You wanted sex last
night,how was it?"
Husband 2:"Great. I came
home,dinner was on the table,I
ate,had sex
with my wife and fell asleep. It
was
great! What about you?"
Husband 1:"It was horrible. I came
home,there's no dinner because
they
cut the electricity because I hadn't
paid the bill;so I had to take my
wife out to dinner which was so
expensive that I didn't have
money left
for a cab. We had to walk home
which took an hour and when we
got
home I remembered there was no
electricity so I had to light candles
all over the house! I was so angry
that I couldn't get it up for an
hour
and then I couldn't climax for
another hour. After I finally did,I
was so
aggravated that I couldn't fall
asleep and my wife was
jabbering
away
for another hour!!"
Now, who is at fault
