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The Mystery Child(joke)

The Mystery Child(joke)

By Macrex in 24 Jul 2017 | 06:28
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Laf it out jooor!!
In one family there was a child
who did not speak. But one
morning the child began to move
his lips to pronounce a word,
everybody rushes to hear what the child is going to say, so the
child only pronounced
"grandmother."
Hours later someone comes to
announce that the grandmother
is dead. Two days later the child starts to
stammer again, moving his lips,
this time everyone looks with
fear and in the end he
pronounces "uncle", that evening
the uncle was dead. Then came the fatal day, that
night the child repeats the same
stupidity moving his lips and
there everyone rushes to the
door fleeing, but before
everybody was able to get to the door he had already said "papa."
That evening the father was
terrified and could not sleep at all
bcoz of fear; then, his wife
having pity on him, told him that
the child was not actually his. For once we see a husband to
whom such news is announced
to jump with joy and to thank his
wife for having cheated on him.
And the next day the driver was
dead in front of the door ... The husband is still dancing alanta & dabbing......
24 Jul 2017 | 06:28
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hahqhqhhahq fear of death
24 Jul 2017 | 06:46
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Lolz
24 Jul 2017 | 06:52
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Lol
24 Jul 2017 | 06:58
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kikikikikikiki. @frankkay, why are you dancing?
24 Jul 2017 | 17:20
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@hormortiyor dancing Kwa? it seems u are high on osogbo weed
24 Jul 2017 | 18:32
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@frankkay, how do you know? you don turn Monitoring spirit Bah?
25 Jul 2017 | 02:16
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hahahahahahhhh @john451 come ND see your friend @hormortiyor he has done what u taught him
25 Jul 2017 | 06:08
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Lol. Fear of death
25 Jul 2017 | 06:56
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@frankkay, Issokay.
25 Jul 2017 | 16:07
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lolz, still dey dance another turn is yours
25 Jul 2017 | 16:14
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Hahahaha.... Lol
25 Jul 2017 | 16:45
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lol
26 Jul 2017 | 03:43
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na wa oooo
26 Jul 2017 | 07:32
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Is it funny? It's not funny
4 Aug 2017 | 19:07
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Lol
7 Aug 2017 | 14:36
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Lolz
17 Aug 2017 | 11:07
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