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THE PICNIC (JOKE) by emergencia

THE PICNIC (JOKE) by emergencia

By Emergencia in 12 Apr 2016 | 09:26
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[b] TAKE YOUR TIME ,READ AND
ENJOY THIS JOKE
[/b] Rukewe packs the picnic
basket with drinks and
sandwiches. Oghene carried
the basket and they set out for
the park 10km away.
It takes them 2 hours to get
there. When they arrived,
Rukewe quickly spread the
mat and set out the
sandwiches. After checking
around, Oghene found out that
Rukewe did not pack the bottle
opener.
They then begged
Akpos to make the 4 hour trip
to and fro for the opener.
He
disagreed. ”You’ll finish the
sandwiches before I return,”
Akpos protested.
”No we won’t”, assured
Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from
them, Akpos reluctantly sets
out for the opener.
After 4 hours, there was no
sign of Akpos. They decided to
wait for another 1 hour. Still
no sign of Akpos.
Oghene and Rukewe after
waiting on Akpos for more
than 5 hours were by now
very hungry so they decided
to take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat,
Akpos pops out from behind a
rock screaming: ‘
[b] ‘I KNEW IT! I’M
NOT GOING AGAIN”!!! [/b]
12 Apr 2016 | 09:26
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12 Apr 2016 | 09:33
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[b][color=purple]Oh,funny Akporz[/color][/b]
12 Apr 2016 | 09:33
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Akpos no go ever get sense for him life
12 Apr 2016 | 09:34
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12 Apr 2016 | 09:35
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lol
12 Apr 2016 | 09:37
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Lolzzzzzzz dis is wot I call foolishness
12 Apr 2016 | 09:38
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Confirm mumu lol
12 Apr 2016 | 09:38
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hahahaha DAT akpors need formating slap can u imaging...
12 Apr 2016 | 09:42
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after all d waitin....... ....lolz
12 Apr 2016 | 09:45
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Lol akpos again! @emergencia where @conspirancy go na?
12 Apr 2016 | 09:58
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Akpos your case dey different
12 Apr 2016 | 10:10
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@Invincible muah dnt knw yet....bt hes gonna cum around very soon.....here is his number 08102411318
12 Apr 2016 | 10:10
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Okay thanks, @Emergencia
12 Apr 2016 | 10:14
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U are welcum.....
12 Apr 2016 | 10:15
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akpos wen u go ever chop sense chaii
12 Apr 2016 | 10:30
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Lols. Stupid Akpos.
12 Apr 2016 | 10:46
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Lol ... Akpors na idiot
12 Apr 2016 | 11:45
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LMAO silly Akpos
12 Apr 2016 | 11:46
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Hahahaha. Stupid boy
12 Apr 2016 | 12:44
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lol
12 Apr 2016 | 14:48
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chai
12 Apr 2016 | 15:55
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chai!?
12 Apr 2016 | 17:29
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Lol... Can't stop laughing.... Read it b4 though... But still hilarious... Dem suppose beat akpors make he faint
12 Apr 2016 | 21:01
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Stupid Akpors ....
13 Apr 2016 | 04:15
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akpors should be slaughtered for d gods
13 Apr 2016 | 12:39
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