THE PROGNOSTICATOR season 1 A STORY BY PESMAN

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EPISODE1 . . . Dam!!! I am tired of this situations, you won't believe i had no girlfriend, seems that some witches from my village are still following me. . That is the reason why i hate our family house, witches were many there particularly "IYA ALAKARA" (Bean cake seller), I hate the woman with passion. Though she is older than my mummy, she is 63 years of age, i do calle her "parrot" . Chai! This woman can talk for 23hrs 59min 59sec without stop, i suspected "IYA ALAKARA" is behind my problem . ***FLASH BACK*** I can vividly remember one Monday afternoon, i came back from school, i was in jss2 then, my mummy wasn't in the house only GOD knows where she went, chai i am feeling hungry o, i headed to the kitchen to find something to eat, behold there is no food for me to eat, opps this woman is wicked oo, imagine she didn't leave any food behind for me to consume, my eyes turned red. . I also checked food stuff in the house maybe i can find garri to drink but there is nothing like that in the house, i feel like killing myself that moment, nothing can stop me from fighting this woman today oo, what a wicked mother? I curse inward! . I was in trauma of hunger when i hearded my name calling from outside. (why is this witch woman calling me? Yes you guessed right she Was the one iya alakara). I opened the door,went outside to meet her. . Iya alakara: oko mi jowo bamilo si ile boda yekinni, sowipe moni ki o ran o simi, (my husband please help me go to brother yekini's house, tell him i said he should send you to me) . ***This woman must be high on weed who is your husband?*** . Me: mama, mi oro wipe male bayin lo o, mo sese ti ile iwe de ni, kosi iya mi Nile, miosi ti jehun ebinpami, emabinu ma (Ma, i don't think i can help you go, i just came back from school and my mummy is not around, haven't eat i'm feeling hungry, don't be annoyed ma) . Iya Alakara: Emi? Arifin nje ti moba ran baba re nise ogbodo so wipe ohun kole lo, anbeletase iwo? (Me? Insult! Even if i sent your father on errand he dare say no? Takless of you?) . ***See as this witch woman is insulting my father, what i hate most is someone insulting my parents, i can kill myself because of them, i love my parents guess you also love urs? Wink*** . Me: Mama, laye laye yin ema menu ba awon obi mi Mon o (Mama never in your life you should mentioned my parents like that) . Iya Alakara: Ooda koburu (Ok, no problem) . I and Iya Alakara were still exchanging words when "Kola" walked in on us . ***Kola is grand child of Iya Alakara, he was 14years old then, while i was 13years old, kola is older than me and so? I don't think he can beat me, but i was scared *** . Kola: how daa_rr_ee you talk to my mother like thaatt? . *** Kola is a stammerer boy, that is the reason why i hate talking to him, he can use 5min to call father*** . Me: hey! Mister stammerer ! Do you know...... . *** But before i could finish my word i heard Gbos! Gbos!! Gbos!!! I firstly thought trailer jammed me, i begin to see double, our house look like olumo rock to me, i couldn't see clearly. Kolawole slapped me three times, i drew back with fury, i pounced him with great energy my fits hitted him by jaw, i saw blood coming out of his mouth. Me 1 vs 1 kola, kola drew closed to me throw quick pouch on me, for where i too smart for that, i James bond, i dogged it, i quickly move close to him carry him up, i lifted him above my head, o boi, i feel like "WWE heavily weight champion" [DEAN AMBROSE] That moment, in no time i finished kola like a food, i felt ontop of the world*** . Later in the evening, after dinner I just went straight to my room, i couldn't play PES that night guess why? My eye is still disturbing me , kola is wicked oo, i thought to myself, i looked myself in the mirror "chai" i look like horror my right cheek is bigger than left, kola is a criminal oo . An hour later i slept off ----------------------------------------- THE NEXT DAY . I was in the midst of my friends we were playing suddenly one #masquerade appear from nowhere, it look like a woman but i couldn't see his/her face because i was scared, the masquerade moved closed to us, that is when i can see it clearly it was a woman and its no other person than Iya Alakara, she wasn't covering her face, she was holding kalabash with left hand while holding dagger with right hand. My heart was beating 1000km per secons, she moved closer to us and everyone of us ran for our dear life ***who wants to die?*** we ran separate ways, i ran like one minute and i decided to look back "mogbe" ( i'm doomed ) iya alakara is still following me, i increased my tempo even (Usain Bolt) cannot compete with me in this kind of race, i looked back again iya alakara is still running after me but the distance is much. Deep down in me, i was very happy in no time iya alakara would not see me Again, but my joy was cut short when iya alakara screamed ontop of her voice ***Oya Suubu*** (Now fall down) i couldn't believed iya alakara commanded me like a soldier, in no time i hit my toe on one small stone pauu! I fell for ground yakata. Before i knew it iya alakara catched up with me . Me: Mami, ejowo ema binu, mi oni se be mo ( My mother, please don't be annoyed, i wouldn't do such again) . Iya Alakara: Taa ni iya re? Loni maje komo bi mose to ( Who is your mother? I will let you know who i am today) . Me: Ejowo ma! Ejowo ma!! Ejowo ma!!! ( please ma! please ma!! please ma!!!) ***Iya alakara raised up her dagger to stab me, i screamed Aloud please! please!! please!!! And i woke up*** . To be continued

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EPISODE2 . . . Immediately i wake, i was down with headache coupled with body pain, i don't seems to get myself any longer . . Oh Dear lord! please safe me from iya alakara o, i prayed. I checked the time and it was 1:05am. Gbam! I couldn't sleep again till day break. Early in the morning i headed to iya alakara room to greet and apologizes for my wrong deed. . I prostrated for her . Me: Ekaaro ma ( Good morning ma) . Iya Alakara: Omo mi kaaro, bawo ni? (Morning my son, how are you?) . Me: Dada ni ma, mowa lati wa be'yin wipe ki ema binu ana ( Fine ma, i came to apologize, not to be angry with what i did wrong yesterday) . Iya Alakara: omo mi nie, mi kole binu sio, mofi origin o, sugbon mase san iru aso bee soro mo ( You are my son, am not angry with you, you are forgiven, but don't try such attitude again) . Me: Ese ma, olorun yoo je ki epe fun wa ( Thank you ma, may your day be long for us) . *** May your day be long kwa? For where? I wanted death for her*** . Since then i dare talk to iya alakara anyhow, if she called me once guess what? I will answer thrice . ***** BACK TO PRESENT***** "But Iya alakara has forgiven me nah" "She might not be behind my problem oooo" "What makes me fight her in the first place"? "Who have i offended"? "Imaging at age of 23 i had no girlfriend" . I was lost in thought when i heard knock on my door, I opened my door, standing before me was "Mujeeb" i do called him "CNN" CNN is my main man, tall and dark with big head like that of oke iragbiji hill, sometime i do called him #headward, Don't let him hear o, unless you want him to get mad at you. CNN is even faster than Sahara reporter in breaking news, only God know where he do gets his breaking news from, CNN is the first person to break the news of death of stepen keshi to us, samething with shaibu Amodu and heneritta Kosoko. Dam CNN (mujeeb) is something else. . EEWO!!! I haven't introduced myself since morning and you guyz don't even remind me, you guyz are so wicked ooo. Well,. . ***INTRODUCTION*** My name is kunle but most people know me as #pesman funny name indeed, you want to know what's behind that name? Let me quickly tell you, I love "PES" game, i preferred it than any food, if i see PES game my problem is solved. One day i went to a Game center to play betting, i bet with my school fee and i won the guy i played it with a margin of 5-1. Since then i was crowned king of PES because the guy i won was also a professional in the game. . I'm the third child in the family of four and i'm the only boy amidst of them, i had two elder sister and one junior sister. Our elder sister (kemi) got married years back and relocated to lagos with her husband. Likewise the second one ( mayor ) she has also married and followed her husband to kaduna, left papa, mama, i and my junior sister in our house, but now i'm now a big boy, am not living with them anymore. I had secured one single room in the next three street to our family house . Enough about myself. Back to main story . Me: CNN how are you? CNN: guy i dey o, my house is boring to me, that's why i am here for you to keep my company, but guy you don't seems well to me what is the matter? . Me: you are like brother to me we are more than friends, something is bothering my mind. CNN: pesman whatever bothering your mind, feel free to tell me you are safe with me, you know problem share is problem solved? . Me: But i am scared of you . CNN: *** shocked*** sacred of me? Why? . Me: Because of your talk talk, if i share my problem with you now i know you will surely tell another people, you king of breaking news. . CNN: God forbid, the news i used to spread is the news of international people not local guy like you, how many people know you self? . *** This gut is crazy oo, me local guy?*** . Me: You know what? In the next three months to this time i will be celebrating my 24th birthday. . CNN: congrats and so? Are you the first person to reached 24th in your family? . Me: The most painful things of it is that i had no girlfriend, all the girls i approached used to turned me down, despite how handsome i am. . CNN : Ugly you, see pesman you are my pal and i will help you out what are friends for? . *** My heart leap with joy on hearing "i will help you out" *** . Me: Thank you my man, i don't regrets having you as a friend. CNN : You welcome . Me: Oya tell me what to do . CNN : *** clear throat*** you know what? . *** Thank God CNN wants to arranged "Tope" for me, because two of them are very close friend, I love Tope no be small*** . Me: What? . CNN : i will take you to "IFAYEMI" the king of babalawo ( Herbalist) of our community, baba will help you out . Me: What babalawo??? . To be continued

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EPISODE3 . . . ***FAYEMI THE BABALAWO*** . One Adage says "show me your friends to know who you are" CNN is about to ruin my life by Getting me involved with "babalawo". I don't regrets having him as a friend but I'm now having different feelings for him, i could remember he once told me that he can do anything to make money. hmm, I hope CNN is not proposing my life for ritual, maybe its a planned work with "fayemi" (babalawo) . CNN: what are you thinking? . Me: I heard arsenal wants to sign Jarmy Vardy . CNN: how has that related to what we are discussion? See guy, you need to see babalawo, he will help you out with spiritual power, you will have more than "seven girlfriends" at a time. . *** "Seven girlfriends" at once? on hearing this my head spark like naked life and neutral wire that touches each other. *** . Me: I am afraid of the side effect and perhaps the consequences . CNN: side effect? Mumu guy, you heard spiritual power get side effect? Guy let me tell you only oyinbo medicine dey get side effect. . Me: ok! Lets go then i am ready, i can't wait to have "seven girlfriends" at once . ------------------------------------- AN HOUR LATER ***FAYEMI'S HOUSE*** CNN knocked on the door like five times, but "fayemi" did not open door for us, i placed my right ear on the door i can heard "Fayemi" reciting some incantation, i heard it clearly but can't remember it again. Five minutes later, the door was opened revealing Fayemi standing before us, he dressed in white up and down to match, white Agbada, white trouser, white cap and white pair of shoe, Mr white i almost said. *** omo see this man o, is this babalawo or swagger man? See dressing code, my mind is telling me this man is going to dupe me *** . CNN: Ekasan baba (good afternoon sir)*** He prostrated, i also joined him - when last did i prostrate for my father only God knows*** . Fayemi: Eyin omo mi bawo ni? (my sons how are you?) . Me/CNN: Dada ni sir (fine sir) . Fayemi: Ewo bi mose mura, mofe malo si ipade awon babalawo ni ewole yi, sugbon eje kin Saree dayin lohun kin to malo. (see the way i dressed, i was about to leave for babalawo meeting before you walked in but let me quickly attend to you before I start get going) . Me/CNN : Ese sir (Thank you sir) *** We sitted on the mat facing fayemi who sitted on wooden chair*** . Fayemi: Oya Mon'gboyin ( now i am listening) . CNN : Baba ore mi yi ni momu wabayin, bi esen wo yii, ose tonbo lomape omo odun merin lelogun, sugbon koni obinrin afe sona kankan, mowa so fun wipe ise aye ni, sugbon ni kete ti moti mu wasi odo yin, momo wipe oro re ti dayo. (baba i bring this my friend to you, as you are seeing him he will be 24years old by next week, but he had no girlfriend, and i told him it was the work of witches form his family, but now that we are here in front of you, i believed his problem is solved) . *** Na you get problem not me, bastard boy*** . Fayemi: Beeni oro yin ti dayo, sugbon moti pe fun ipade awon "babalawo" ti monlo, ewa malo si ile todadi otunla ki epada wa. (yes your problem has been solved, but i'm running late for the babalawo's meeting i'm attending, you can go now and come back in three days times) . Me/CNN: Thank you sir *** we left*** . On our way home CNN and i kept discussing on random topics, we about to reached my house when he suddenly stopped walking, and this conversation followed . CNN : oh! I almost forgot I haven't stake nairabet today. . Me: *** Relived i Thought he wanted to faint when he suddenly stopped walking*** you and this Naira bet sha, since you have been playing you haven't win a game and you keep losing your money. . Ps. Nairabet is a football gambling betting play by most Nigeria youth, am also among nairabet player thou... Nairabet must pay our money o . CNN : is it your father money? . Me: That's why you didn't has two trousers . CNN : Na your father get this one i wear? . Me: You mean the trouser? . CNN : No, gown . Only if he puts on a gown . To be continued

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EPISODE 4 . . . ***NAIRABET'S SHOP*** . FIVE MINUTES LATER *** We walked in to a nearby nairabet shop. I almost fainted with what i saw, because it was my first time of entering any gambling shop, the shop was well furnished with plasma tv, alot of monitors, couch, Ox fan and alot of advertisements poster were pasted on the wall. The place is too crowded, o boi naija guys no dey work ni? Or is bank sited here? I said to myself*** . CNN: guy shey you go play? . Me: You mean nairabet? . CNN: No ludo game . Me: i don't know how to play it oo, maybe next time, you will have to teach me. . ***Baba o, Baba agbalagba (Elderly man) The king of gambling, Baba na you oh, even after you, na you, Baba i dove my hat for you oo. Baba wetin dey for the boys nah? Wetin you bring for us nah? Na you we dey wait for since morning o, The king of gambling himself. The people keep hailing O.J the guy that just walked him, (The guy name is OJO so O.J Is abbreviation of OJO ) baba shey na goal goal you wan give us or over two point five (over 2.5 ) we are fully ready oo, they keep hailing O.J . This guy must be guru for this game o, see as they keep hailing him like celebrity, if dem born him well let him meet me at playstation center. Him go hear am, i thought within myself*** . O.J: Thank you my guys, you just make my day, and i will also make your week by given you just seven odd (7 odd) . *** People continued shouting, some people starting jumping up, i can see joy in their faces*** . O.J: Like i always said, your father is poor, your mother is poor, you are not an okada (bike) rider, you are not a bus conductor, you are not playing nairabet and you always bought new jean trouser and shirt during this baba buhari Regime, my friend you must be a thief. . *** This O.J guy must be mad oo, must i played nairabet before i can buy new wears?*** . Me: CNN what's the meaning of (7 odd?) . Cnn: Don't ask me yet, let O.j give us the game first, i will explain latter. . *** omo ale! Bastard!*** . As O.j continued his sermon, one damsel beautiful lady walked in to the nairabet shop, dressed in a simple pink gown and pair of sandals. Her hair, thought undone but was neatly packed, her face was a little oily and her legs too, she greeted us and say please where can i charge my phone? She asked nobody in particular, i quickly moved closed to her, collected her phone plunged it to unoccupied socket beside my seat, i later discovered her name was "DUPE" - more story about dupe later.- . O.J: As you all know that am a diehard Arsenal fan but this week it is not matter of my club, let me tell you the fact this ongoing Euro 2016 is full of supprise you won't believe - unless you watched it , "Iceland" is my banker this, you know "Iceland" is playing "England" kindly play "Iceland" straight win, That is my seven (7 odd) for this week, best of luck to you guys . *** People starting the betting with huge amounts, some bet it with 5k, 7k, 15, CNN also bet it with 5k . Phone vibrated, its message mtn with their vexatious messages, i will check it later i said to myself*** . Me: CNN oya tell me, what is the meaning of seven odd? . CNN: seven odd means seven cool thousand naira #7,000 . Me: I don't understand . CNN : ok, "Iceland" was given 7 odd, it means if you stake "Iceland" with #1,000, if "Iceland" win the game/match against "England" you will collect #8,000 so #7,000 is your gain, if you play it with #2,000 you will collected 16k so 14k will be your gain . Me: Cool business . CNN: Yeah! Very cool business . *** Phone rings , it was my mum calling*** . Me: Hello ma . Mum: Hello how are you? . Me: I'm fine ma . Mum: Have you seen alert? . ***oh its true, i called her 3days back, requesting for Jamb fee*** . Me: Actually i received one message about 5min ago, but i havnt check it either its alert or not, i will get back to you after confirmation ma . Mum: Ok take care bye . Me: Bye ma **hang up** . I brought out my phone from my pocket to check the message, behold It was an Alert *** You acct 305xxx has been credited with NGN 7,000 on 30 June 2016 12:33 by cash dep 3rd party- shola Bal: 8,245,17CR. I read it again again and again, i placed call to my mum again** . . Me: Hello mum, thanks a lot, have received the alert . Mum: You are welcome son, use the money to register your jamb not for gambling in playstation center . Me: Ok ma, may you live long to reap the fruit of your labour . Mum: Amin bye . Me: bye ma . ***hang up, turned to CNN *** Me: Guy please you will borrow me 5k make i also nacked the game . CNN : You mean money? . Me: No, it's sand, please nah borrow me . CNN : see pesman, i don't have such amount with me here. Don't you know i also played that game with 5k and nothing on me again . Me: ok no problem *** I quickly rushed to the nearest ATM machine to withdraw 5k out of 7k sent to me by mum, i was so lucky when i reached there, there is nobody there, i made the withdrawal and rushed back to nairabet shop, i played the game with 5k, CNN and I about to walked out of Naira bet shop when Dupe walked on us. Chai! ... I nearly forgot i helped this fine girl plug her phone*** . Dupe: Please brother where is my phone . Me: let me get it for you, i unpluged the phone and handed it to her but not until i collected her number -------------------------------------- AN HOUR LATER. **AT CNN ROOM** . Me: Guy it seems that I'm having feelings for that Dupe girl oo . CNN : Who is Dupe? Me: The girl i helped charge her phone at nairabet shop . CNN : Pesman put your mind at rest, you don't need to be worried. We are going to Fayemi's house in the next two days, i believe all girls in this area will be running after you, so forget about dupe till we come back from Fayemi's shrine. . Me: I trust you my guy. . *** We are in amidst of our discussion when CNN phone rang, he picked the call and talked like 57sec before hang up, he faced me and said*** . CNN: Guy you have to start going. . Me: What happened? . CNN: Tola is coming here, she just called me . *** Tola was CNN girlfriend, They have been dating for 3months, 3weeks 3days now, and time is also 3:33pm funny enough*** . Me: *** In jealously voice*** no problem. Afterall this is your house . CNN: Stop talking like kid, do you want me to be doing "programme" in your presence? . *** "Programme" is a code for having sex with opposite sex, yoruba do called it "Eto"*** . Me: So you are even planning of doing a programme with her? . CNN: Before nko? Tola must hear it today . Me: *** Felt bad*** no lele, guy let me start going, i left his room went outside, and walking to my house. I brought out my phone, insert the earpice and play some cool music, i was totally lost and gone in the music not remembering i was on the road, i was also shaking my head to the ryhmes of the music. Suddenly someone tapped me from back, i was shocked with the image i saw . To be Continued

Dupe

I gaze u saw dupe

make u no lose the money your mom sent for u

Hu

wu b dat

It is Dupe

Dupe i guess

Na Dupe totoronto!

EPISODE5 . . . . . . ***THE UNBEARABLE*** . Hi pesman! Have been calling your name for a while, it seems the earpiece in your ear did not allow you to hear. I brought out my phone from my pocket, paused the music and faced her. . Me: Oh! Dupe good afternoon . Dupe: Afternoon . Me: But how did you know my name? I guess we met just today and i don't remember If i told you my name. . Dupe: You shouldn't worry about that, i did my home work perfectly before i come. . *** Home work? What does she mean by homework? Either its homework or not, i'm less concerned. After all, i don't have any girlfriend, this is the best offer for me o, i need to woo this girl*** . Me: Ok dear, so why did you stop me? . Dupe: Actually i'm stranger in this area, i just relocated, my house is boring so i have to take a walk down the street, and i see you that's why i called you maybe you can keep my company. . Me: Yes i can, but i'm going to my house now, don't know if you can follow me? . Dupe: No problem let's go, guess you have nice movies? . Me: I'm not that fond of movies but i have playstation in my room. . Dupe: oh! you have P. S ? . Me: Yes, do you play it? . Dupe: Yes i do . Me: Ok let's go then . *** Hmmm, thank God o, this girl don dey follow me go house sha, e be like say she don love me be that oo (reason in pigin English) And dupe is a very beautiful girl o, Had it been CNN didn't send me out of his room how will i meet this girl? Every disappointment is a blessing. Dupe and i walked like happy couples to my house *** Dupe sat at the edge of my bed, there was no chair in my room, i intended not to have chair. Because of some adventures like this. . Me: What should i offer you? . Dupe: Let play playstation first, it's quite an age i played last, after i beat you like five times, i will tell you what to offer me . Me: No problem nah, i don't argue with a female, and your name is dupe just four (4) letter words, i will spell it within 20 minutes with goals . Dupe: stop making noise and let's play . *** I powered the game console, turned on the TV set and continued with the settings of the game*** Dupe: This pad is wireless? . Me: You mean the pad you are holding? . Dupe: Yes . Me: ok, the pad is wireless . Dupe: I never played with wireless pad before . Me: This is Playstation 3, so the pad is wireless . Dupe: I haven't played Playstation 3 before . Me: It is so simple and similar to PS 2, just little miscellaneous . Dupe: Don't beat me too much then . Me: sure i will not, i will rather teach you how to play *** We played the game for some hours, infact dupe was a professional in PS 2, the way she holds the pad, the way she plays, the formation and substitutions said it all*** . Dupe: Kunle, i don't think i can continue with this game again. . Me: But why? . Dupe: I'm tired, and the game is not like PS 2 am used to . Me: ok o, what should i offer you now? You said earlier that you will decided after the game and how do you know i also bears kunle? . Dupe: You shouldn't worry about that, when its time you will know, please give me any nice drink, not alcoholic o . Me: Ok o *** chai how do i go about it now? I had no money on me, or should i go to bank again to withdraw the remaining 2k in my account (jamb fee). No! this money is for jamb registrations not for a woman*** . Dupe: You don't have money? . Me: *surprised this girl is something else oo* no, i have money i was only thinking of what to buy for you . Dupe: I know you don't have money, you are also thinking of going to bank to make some withdrawal. . Me: * Shocked, i'm in trouble* Dupe i have money let me get you your drink . Dupe: Ok o *** I left my room as a confused man, i don't know what to do, this girl must be a witch oo, she knew everything about me. hahaha CNN must be behind this, he was the one revealing my secrets to this lady, but wait oo CNN and i just met this girl today nah, na him sabi oo, where would i even get 300naira to buy hollandia yogurt for this girl? I brought out my phone to call CNN but his number was switched off, hmmm this guy must have been programmed tola by now. What should i do now? I was in trauma of thinking when an idea pop into my head, Pesman go to mama blessing shop to buy the yogurt as credit, shebi you are not owing her any money? My inner mind told me. Yes na, i don't owe her ooo. I left the spot of thinking and headed to mama blessing's shop to buy credits yogurt. On my way to mama blessing shop, i saw something like money in front of me, i moved closed to the pieces of paper to confirm either its money or not, i can't believed my eyes its 1000naira note, glory be to God in heaven, but the street is crowded street, how do i picked this money without drawing the attention of people to myself. I quickly dropped my phone ontop of the 1000naira note and i picked it up with my phone, i was about to raised up my head when someone tapped me from back, my heart flew away that moment **The owner of the money later catched me sha, i said to myself** Me: Yes what can i do for you? . Guy: Please is this the way to market road? Pointing to the front . Me: **Relieved** yes it is, just be going straight . Guy: Thanks, he left . I reached mama blessing's shop, bought what i wanted to buy and returned to my room to meet my visitor (Dupe) . Dupe: What takes you so long? . Me: The crowd at mama blessing shop is too much i have to wait for my turn (i lied) . Dupe: Hmmmm pesman you can lie . Me: lie? As how? . Dupe: Don't tell me you don't pick 1000naira note along the road? . Me: ** Mouth opened** 1000naira note? Who told you i picked any money along the road? . Dupe; Nobody, just guessing though . Me: Better! . *** i poured the hollandia yogurt in to two glasses cup. I took one and gave one to dupe, i sited beside her and stylish caress her lap, she didn't resist and i continued with it*** . Me: Dupe, i don't want you to think that we just met today, since when i met you at the nairabet shop in the afternoon have been developing some beautiful feelings for you, Baby i must confess, i'm in love with you. . Dupe: Pesman i know you are a single, loving and caring guy, but its too early to go in relationship with you, let start with friendship first, thought i like you so much, but i don't want to go in to any relationship for now. *** I didn't allow her to finished her words, i planted a soft kiss to her lip she responded to my kiss, we started kissing, i began to kiss her, sucking on her tongue like my intention was to pull it out of her mouth. As i did this, i ran my soft hands on her boobs and shoulders while i kissed her back grabbing her boobs, i was about to free her boobs from bra prison yard and sucks the nipples, she held my hand and said *** . Dupe: Pesman it's ok, you will have visitors now . Me: lolzzz visitors ke? I don't have any appointment . Dupe: You have to believe me on this, someone is coming here, and the person will be here any Moment for now . Me: The person is your visitor right? . Dupe: No it yours . Me: Just tell me you don't want to do it with me . Dupe: Its not that i don't want to give my body to you, i'm found of you already and i must confess i love you too. . Me: let do it then . Dupe: I wish we could do it, but your visitors would spoil the fun . Me: But wait does...... But before i could finished my words i heard a knock on my door, i nearly fainted, i looked at Dupe with surprised eyes. She smile . . WHO IS AT THE DOOR??? . To be continued

Na extraordinary girl be this Is she for real? next?

no be ordinary girl be that ooo

U don carry extraordinary girl...na ur cross u must bear it

Well maybe the girl na the prognosticator

Dis girl Na ayebo

Hmmm, am just watching o!

Infant d grl s a prognosticator indeed

This one naa witch oh

you don carry mami water

Dat gal b winch

EPISODE6 . . . ***ENEMY OF PROGRESS*** . Dupe: Can you see now? Please go and open the door for your visitors. . Me: ** Disappointed ** ok, i walked to my door, opened the door, standing before me was CNN and Tola (his girlfriend) i ushered them in, i can see the surprised on CNN face when he saw Dupe in my room. They greeted each other, All of us sit on the bed. . Tola: Good Afternoon sister, how are you? . Dupe: am fine ma . Tola: What is your name? . Dupe: Dupe . Tola: Modupeoluwa, what a beautiful name. . Dupe: Thank you ma, and what is your name ma? . Tola: i'm Tola by name . Dupe: you are so beautiful aunty Tola . Tola: * Blushed* Thank you sister mi, you are also a beautiful lady with ecstatic and magical voice. ** Both of them laughed** . CNN: Hello, who is this please? * he placed his phone to right ear and went outside to received the call* . Tola: Uncle pesman what do you have in the house, am feeling hungry . Me: Nothing dear, but the Hollandia yogurt i bought for my bae remain sha, you can have it . Tola: Aunty Dupe hope you won't mind sipping a little out of your drink? . Dupe: Its yours sister . *** Tola poured the yogurt into glass cup and sipped it, pesman! pesman!! pesman!!! CNN called my name from outside, i went out to meet him*** . CNN: Is that not the girl we met at nairabet shop in the afternoon? . Me: Yes she's, any problem? . Cnn: No problem pesman, but how come she followed you to your house, i mean where did you met again, how come pesman tell me. . Me: After you sent me out of your house . CNN : *cuts in* guy i didn't sent you out of my house, i had a visitor . Me: Ok, After i left your house, i met her on my way to my house, we talked and she followed me, she said her house was boring and she needs my company . CNN: Guess you have programmed her? . Me: programme ke? I was about to start the programme before you interrupted us with your bad luck, guy i hate you . CNN : lol ( Lol means... Laughing out loudly, or lots of laughs commonly used for laughing in 9ja, if you were engaged in a chat with a Nigerian guy or lady on social media you might been seen this slang most of times) . Me: Have you programmed Tola? . Cnn: Before nko? I no dey dull myself like you nah . Me: No problem, Thank God we are visiting "Fayemi" next tomorrow, i will surprise you . CNN: its 7pm already, hope you have set? . Me: Set? Are we traveling out of the country? . CNN: no, we are going to Ghana, have you forget we played gamble at nairabet shop in the afternoon? . Me: Oh! I rememberd, so we are going to France to watch the match live and direct? . CNN: Pesman be wise, we are going to Dstv viewing center to watch the match not France . Me: I don't think i can follow you go o . CNN : Because of that bae in your room? . Me: Yes boss, because of her . CNN : woman wrapper ( woman wrapper means one who like woman according to our 9ja pigin, but oyinbo people do called it "womanizer") . Me: Thanks . *** CNN and i walked back to my room, we met Tola and Dupe Gossiping, only God knows what they were discussing about. They kept mute immediately we walked in*** . Dupe: Pesman, aunty Tola said they are going to Dstv viewing center to watch England match and i want to follow them. . Me: ** Felt bad, This girl must be mad o, i want to stay back at home with you, you are now telling me that you to follow tola to watch match. Football is meant for guys alone not for ladies** . Me: No problem dear, we are going together **i can see big grin on CNN face, he stylishly mocked me* . Tola: Let start going then, time has gone already ----------------------------------------- We left my room, i locked my door, put the key where i used to keep it. Four of us headed to Dstv viewing center like a happy couples. We entered the viewing center to met full house, omo 9ja guys love football oo see how this place is full, we found one empty bench we sat on it, Tola sat, CNN sitted next to her, i sat next to CNN , while dupe sit next to me. My mind wasn't on the ball we are watching at all, all i was thinking was how to become the official boyfriend of Dupe, I just sit continued watching the ball with fake smile on my face, without knowing the jersey colour of England nor Iceland. 37min of the match i heard heavy shouting of Goal! Goal!! Goal!!! Up England. I quickly stand on my feet jumped up shouting with them, Goal! Goal!! Goal!!! Dupe also stood up, i hugged her so tight, before CNN whispers to my ear. "Guy what makes you happy? Don't forget we played this match with 5k, England scored you were jubilation, don't you know if England won this match your 5k is gone, but if Iceland won you will be 40k richer" I gently sat down like someone who lost his flight fare to USA . Dupe: Don't be panic pesman, Iceland will win . Me: I pray so . Dupe: *smile* you don't have to pray, Iceland has won already . Me: Hmmm ** surprised, seems Dupe had seen result** . To be continued

Thank God for you

The winch has seen the result...Dupe no be ordinary persin

Dupe is not an ordinary person

Dis ur new grlfrnd na smetin else o

She be winch ne?

Next pls, dis ur babe dey see future!

Dupe the mysterious girl...

EPISODE7 . . . ***REGRETS*** . First half ended with England led with 1-0 we went outside the viewing center to catch some fresh air. . Cnn: If England win this match, i will fight O.j oh . Me: who is O.j? . Cnn: The guy that gave us this game . Me: Does he collected any money from you? No be free he gives out the game . Cnn: What of the 5k i used to play it? . Me: That's what they called gambling, don't forget my jamb fee is also involved . Cnn: that mean you are not going to university this year again . Me: God forbid, i will . Dupe: Pesman i want to talk with you *she moved closed to me* . Me: Here i am ** We excused ourselves from cnn and Tola** . Dupe: I don't know if you will believe me on this or not. You know when i said you will have a visitors it comes to passed? . Me: Yes its, hope no problem this time around? . Dupe: No problem pesman but . Me: But what? Tell me please, second have is about to start . Dupe: Don't worry about the match, Iceland will wins with 2-1 your bet ticket will win . Me: How did you know i played bet? . Dupe: I was at your back when you played it in the afternoon, But that's not the reason why i said i want to talk with you . Me: ok tell me the reason dear . Dupe: pesman i love you, i don't want something bad happen to you . Me: ** Fear** please talk to me, what's the matter . Dupe: Something is telling me that you should not sleep in your room this night . Me: ** Relived ** if i sleep in my room what will happened? . Dupe: I don't know but my instinct is telling me something bad will happened . Me: Thanks for the info dear, i will find somewhere else to sleep . Dupe: Please do, i love you so much . Me: I love you too, but can i sleep in your house? . Dupe: I wish you could, but my sister is here with me, am not living alone . Me: Ok dear, you are such a wonderful lady, i kissed her forehead . "Hmmmm this girl is something else o" "please who is this girl self?" "seems she is seeing vision" "she said i picked 1000naira when i went to bought yogurt for her which is true" "she said i will have a visitors and i had" "now she said i should not sleep in my room that something bad will happened" "Am yet to convinced" "she said Iceland will wins 2-1" "Let me wait till the end of the match, if Iceland wins i will believe her" . We walked back to the viewing center for the continuation of the match, to cut the long story short Iceland won 2-1, i was extremely happy because of 40k i just won, all thanks to "OJ" ----------------------------------------- Dupe: Oga pesman didn't i told you Iceland will wins 2-1 . Me: yes you said it, you are a Godly sent . Dupe: But don't forget what i told you, on no account you should sleep in your room today . Me: No problem dear, i will not sleep there . Cnn: congratulation guy, our ticket is won, we are now 40k richer . Me: Am happy bro, but how are they going to pay us? Because i don't rememberd when we give them our bank account . Cnn: they don't pay through bank, they are paying with cash . Me: how? . Cnn: We will go there tomorrow by 12pm with our winning tickets, once tender the ticket to the lady that played it for us, she would pay out our money . Me: So the ticket is very important? . Cnn: Yes, without it, they won't pay our money o, pesman keep your ticket safe . Me: Ok boss, please let's seeing dupe off, she is going to her house . Cnn: Dupe why nah? I thought you will sleep in my friend's house? . Dupe: No sir, my sister cannot sleep alone . Cnn: ok o ** We followed dupe to her house, her house is not too far to mine, After dupe entered her room, we also headed to our destinations, on our way, i stylished told cnn about what dupe told me** . Me: Guy na your house i want to sleep this night o . Cnn: you must be dreaming, what of your own house? Moreover don't you see my queen beside me? Let me tell you incase you don't know, Tola is sleeping in my house? . Tola: No problem uncle pesman, you can sleep with us, you and your friend will sleep on the bed and i will sleep on the floor . Cnn: No way, you cannot sleep in my house, maybe next time . Me: Ok guy goodnight, i left him and Tola, i don't know what next to do, i brought out my phone scroll through my contact to called some of our friends, maybe i can sleep with them. I called like 12 numbers, some are switched off, some don't pick, some said they were not in town, some said they were having visitors. I tried all my possible best but all went in vain, i don't see where to pass the night, i made up my mind to sleep in my room *** . . pesman act like a man, nothing will happened to you, Yes you are right nothing will happened to me, i reasoned with my inner mind *** I opened my door, entered my room, i was shaking like xmas goat that is waiting for his judgment, i switched off my phone hiding it somewhere, i says some prayers, i asked for God protection over my life, off my wears left only boxer and singlet (underware) on me. . I lay flat on my bed to sleep, but sleep eluded me, i couldn't sleep, i was scared. proper closed, my door was closed ** Pesman don't scared, you are saved ** i was still in thought that i don't know when i slept off ---------------------------------------- . A ray of flash light flashed across my face, my eye swanged opened to face the reality, there were two guys in my room with local gun and cutlass held firmly in their hands, my heart skipped like 10sec before it started to be beating faster, my underware was soak with my sweat, i felt like ground should open and swallowed me, one of the guy moved closed to me and landed hot slap on my cheek, my ear started malfunctioning immediately, i can't hear clearly ( Am doomed i'm not president buhari oo, who will fly me to London for ear treatment?) . Guy1: Stand up, where did you keep your phone and money? . Me: My lord, i don't have any money on me sir, and i just lost my phone this afternoon . Guy2: Don't tell me you don't have any money and phone in this room, if we search your room and found money and phone, you are in trouble. . The second guy went outside, entered again with chair in his hand, oya sitdown on this chair my friends, he commanded me I sat on the chair, he unzip his bag brought out a robe and tied me down to the chair, my mouth was also plastered. . They started searching my room looking what to stealing. My mind flashed back to Dupe, her words continued ringing on my head " Something is telling me that you should not sleep in your room this night, i don't know what is going to happened o, but my instinct is telling me something bad will happened pesman please don't sleep in your house" . Pesman you are doomed and dupe warned me ooo, how wished i could turn back the hand of time . To be continued

sorry dude u fuck up ... all her words come to past yet u prove stubborn. now see what ur stubbornness ve cause now u re OYO

see your life

hahaha,o boi u don enter am

Dupe warned you but you no believe my dear na on your own you dey

Ur friend is a bad guy!

You for find somewhr else to sleep now...bt dat ur friend no be gud pesin oo

Your friend is not a good friend

E beta make u slip 4 gutta uno hear u go ya rum

EPISODE8 . . . They searched my room for about 15min without founding something useful to them. The guy that tiled me down to chair walked to me and landed another feverish slap on my face, i found myself in the state of having a fever that has elevated my body temperature. . Guy1: Detriment, I think we should start going, this guy is poorer than church rat . Guy2: Violent, you make sense but we cannot leave this guy room without taking something along with us *** So their names are "Detriment" and "Violent" According to 7th edition of oxford dictionary, "Detriment" can be define as something that which cause injury, damage, loss or misfortune while "violent" can also be define as involving extreme force or motion, involving physical conflicts. Oh lord please don't let "Detriment" and "Violent, detriment and violent me, i pray within myself "*** . Violent: What do you suggest we do? . Detriment: I think we should go with his Playstation 3 and few of his clothes . Violent: You always make sense padi mi (my friend) . Detriment: ** Faced me** guess your name is Pesman? And i knew you were named Pesman just because of this game in my hand ** carrying my PS 3 with left hand** As at this moment your name should be changed, because we are going with your PS game, but if God bless you, you can buy a supermario and named yourself "marioman" . Violent: Let select few of his rag that he called clothes . Me: ** My God please don't let them took the jean trouser i wore in the afternoon oo, my 40k nairabet winning ticket was kept inside it** . Detriment: Guy let go this guy clothes are not worth to be stolen, how on earth would i be stolen rag? . Violent: Lets go, wait it seems he just bought this jean trouser, i will take it along** Pointing to my jean, where i kept my 40k winning ticket, they left my room with my ps3 and my trouser, my daring ps3 and winning ticket of 40k was gone, i fainted** ---------------------------------------- My eyes slowly opened, The atmosphere was completely different. The air had a perfumed scent the seat were plush. Every surface was dustless. The nurses were unhurried and they moved with a serene purposefully from room to room on their rounds. There were vases of flowers and beautiful framed pieces of art on the walls. In the room was a water dispenser and in most rooms could be heard the noise of television. That was when i knew i was on hospital bed, i turned my head to right side there were my mum and my little sister ( I do called her Queen) I turned left side there were CNN , Tola and Dupe. I looked at Dupe and smiled . Mum: Thank God you are awake. Doctor said you will be discharge today, once you are discharge, you will be following me to my house, your house is not secured for now . CNN: Don't worry mum, he will move in with me . Queen: Welcome back brother, guess you are strong now? . Tola: Uncle pesman how are you feelings now? . Dupe: He is strong already, i trust him, he is not a lazy man . Mum: what would you like to eat? . Me: bread and hot tea . Mum: ** Turned to my sister** go and prepare tea for your brother. She left the ward to prepare tea and bread for me . Mum: let me go and freshen up, thank God your friends are here with you, i will be back in no time ** she left the hospital ward** . Me: CNN, please you and Tola should help me go to my room you will see one umbrella at the left corner side of my room, check inside it my phone was hide inside that umbrella . CNN : hiding your phone inside umbrella? Do you know thieves were coming to your house before hiding your phone? . Me: No i don't, but before i slept yesternight my mind keep telling me to hide it and I obeyed, that's why i hide it inside umbrella ( I lied) . CNN : Ok bro **Faced Tola** lets go dear . Tola: I want to stay with uncle permanent, please go alone . Me: Dear Tola follow him nah, you know he can't do without you, or you want another girl to snatch him from you along the road? . Tola: Hmmmm na True o uncle pesman, i don't want to be toying with my husband to be, oya lets go ** Two of them left the room leaving Dupe and i inside the hospital ward** . Dupe: ** she moved closed to me, caress my forehead, i the felt the feelings** Pesman, don't i warned you not to sleep in your room? You don't want to heed to my words abi? . Me: Not like that dupe, i tried all my possible best not sleep in my room but all went futile, all my friends i called gave me frivolous excused . Dupe: Why don't you sleep with brother CNN? . Me: Tola passed night in his house, and i also...... . Dupe; **Cuts in** its ok Pesman , but don't doubt me if i tell you something next time ok? . Me: But Dupe where did you get all this information? Abi you are part of them ni? . Dupe: Lolzzz part of them ko, part of them ni . Me: Dupe you are scaring me who are you per say? . Dupe: Do you want to know me? . Me: Yes i want to know . Dupe: you are yet to deserved to know who am i, when its time you will. Pesman do you love me? . Me: Yes i do . Dupe: Are you sure? . Me: Why all this nah, i love you with my soul Dupe . Dupe: Ok, i will tell you something when we reached house . Me: I hate suspense please tell me now . Dupe: Your sister is here already, and what i want to tell you is a secret, just chill till we reached your house . Me: Where is she? . Dupe: Wait and see she would enter now *** Knock on the door, my sister walked in with big flask on her left hand and slice bread on her Right hand*** . Queen: ** She poured tea inside cup and placed it on small table with four slice bread** Brother here is your food sit and eat it. ** I sat, took a slice of bread, soaked it inside tea put it to my mouth but i couldn't eat it, the tea and bread was tasteless in my mouth** . Me: This tea is tasteless in my mouth . Queen: Maybe because of injections you took . Dupe: **Caress my hairy chest** should i feed you? . Me: Don't worry dear ** I managed to eat 3 slice of bread with a cup of tea** *** Knock on the door, CNN and Tola walked in, he (CNN) brought out my phone from pocket handed it to me*** . CNN : Guy you try o . Me: What happened? . CNN: I suffered before i could see this phone. e be like say you dey leave with your grandmother before, you sabi how to hide things . Tola: Abi nah, nobody can suspect your phone were kept there *** Mummy walked in with Doctor*** . Mum: Pele oko mi (sorry my dear) Doctor said you will be discharge now . Doctor: Yes, you will be discharge now, your bill has been taken care off by someone, but the person didn't reveal her Identity, so you can go home now,. . Mum: Pleas doctor who paid the bill? . Doctor: Madam, on no account you should worry yourself, the person said when its time you will know . Mum: Just want to appreciate her . Doctor: It ok madam, we will delivered your message , and you young man **he faced me** make sure you complete your drugs and stay away from trouble ok? . Me: Alright sir, thanks alot. I was discharged, all of us left the hospital, but not until CNN finished reaming bread and tea ( Hungry Dude) ------------------------------------ ** AN HOUR LATER, CNN ROOM** . Tola: My mum is waiting for me at home, i will check on you back uncle pesman . Me: Ok dear, thanks for your care . Dupe: Let me be on my way too, i left my sister alone in the house since morning . Me: no problem dear, you have tried for me can't wait to see you again love you so much . Dupe: ** Kissed me ** love you more . Tola and Dupe left the room, remaining CNN and i . CNN : Guy, those thieves really deal with you o, see how they tied you like sallah ram . Me: No be small thing brother, they nearly killed me, and cold for outside was not helping the matter at all, that i don't know when i fainted . CNN : Eyah sorry bro . Me: Thanks yours is coming . CNN : You they crazy, let go and cashed in our winning tickets . Me: *** In inarticulate voice *** my ticket was kept inside the jean trouser those people took in my room . CNN : ** Laughing Endlessly ** . Me: What's funny? Why the stupid laugh? . CNN: I was laughing because you are the most dumpest guy i ever met . Me: so if it was you, won't you released the trouser to them, or you want me to losse my precious life because of 40k winning ticket? . CNN : Stop saying rubbish, your ticket is here with me . Me: How come? . CNN : I was the one who collected it when it was printed out yesterday . Me: ** happy ** Thank God oo, abeg lets go and collect our money . CNN : Mumu guy . Me: So far my ticket is with you i agreed to be mumu, thanks . *** We left his room for nairabet shop, we cashed in our money left the nairabet shop, but not until we gave O.J 200naira each for job weldone, aki lahun kaniyi, ( you can't be stingy and be honored )*** . Later in the night still in CNN room . Me: How about where we are going tomorrow . CNN: Where? . Me: Fayemi's shrine ofcourse . Cnn: You are a greed man, thought you have Dupe already, what else are you looking for . Me: Guy remember your words, " seven girlfriends at a time" . CNN : And so? . Me: Let Go please, i want to confirmed how powerful fayemi was . *** My phone rang that moment, i checked the screening, you all guessed right it was Dupe i picked the call*** . Me: Hello dear . Dupe: Hello my love, how are you doing? . Me: Am getting better, thanks for your care . Dupe: Where are you now? . Me: Still with CNN . Dupe: Good just want to tell you that you should not do what you are planning to do tomorrow . Me: what? Dupe: You know nah, where you are planning to go with brother cnn, pesman you should not go, i can bet it with you, you will regrets the outcomes ------------------------ Pesman you are in big mess this girl had found out again, what next to do now, should i go or not? . To be continued

Simple,listen to her and don't go

u better not go dia ooo

just sit at home simple

PLS GO SO DAT THEY WILL LOOK 4 UR HEAD

She be winch abeg.

True talk

Go.. I said qoo

Just listen to her this time around

What do u want to do with seven girls, abi u be boko haram wey go get 7 virgins wen dem die!

Next.

EPISODE9 . . . Me: i don't understand what you meant by where am i going tomorrow. See Dupe am going nowhere. . Dupe: Pesman stop pretending . Me: am not . Dupe: ok just want to warned you Pesman. Bye, love you . Me: love you too **Hangs up** . Hmmmm!! Dupe again this girl is a prognosticate lady, she sees everything before happening. "what do i do now" "she said i will not like the outcome" "whatever the outcome i will go" . CNN: what happened, who called you? . Me: It was Dupe . CNN: What does she mean by what do you want to do? . Me: she said i should not relocated to my house now, because isn't safe ( i lied) . CNN: those thieves cannot come again, but you can spend some days here with me . Me: that's what i will do . CNN : Better . **My phone rang, it was my mum** . Me: Hello ma . Mum: Hello Dear, how are you? . Me: Fine ma . Mum: How are you feeling now? . Me: feeling good and strong enough to work in cement factory . Mum: That's good, where are you? . Me: with CNN ma . Mum: ok dear, don't go to your house yet, let it be like 3days to come . . Me: ok ma . Mum: And you should come and check me at home tomorrow . Me; Ok ma **Hanged up*** Me: ** Faced CNN ** mama is greeting you, she just called . CNN : My regards . Me: Thanks . CNN : You welcome . Me: So when are we going to Fayemi's Shrine? . CNN : As early as 8:30am to 9:00am tomorrow: he might be going for another babalawo's meeting, so we go early . Me: you are the best friend i ever had . *** We slept that night,The SMS tone of my phone woke me by 7:32am, i picked my phone from floor, checked the message, i was shocked with the contents of the message. . " And i know from the first time" " I see your love, you got me baby" " Even Thought i am an Eminent lady, i know that i will fall for you" " You got to know that everyone falls" " Opps i done fell so deep baby" " Opps i want you for me baby" " opps i done fell so deep baby" " Everyone fall in love sometimes" " I don't know about you but it ain't a crime" " If you let me love you, love you for long time baby" " If you let me touch you, and if you let me love you till the morning" #Peslady . PS : The contents of the message was "Tory Lanez luv" song lyrics . I read the text again, again and again, wow i love this message " Who could have sent this such message? But i had only one girlfriend (Dupe)" "But i don't usually call her peslady" "Who is peslady again?" I would have called the sender of the message but i was unable to call the number, because it was a customized number. The sender was peslady and i don't save any number as peslady on my phone *** . Me: ** Tapped CNN ** guy good morning this is what i saw on my phone this morning (stretches the phone to him) . CNN : ** Collected phone from me, he read the message** Hmmmm pesman, i don't think it was dupe o . Me: Me too, i don't think so, but who can you suggest it was? . CNN: Can't say because this is customized name . Me : How can someone customized a name to be sent sms, i don't understand . CNN: It is the work of bulk sms applications, if you were trading with any bulksms dealer, you will be allow to customized you I.D, such I.D can be used or any name of your choice to sent out sms, your customized name will be displaying instead of your phone number . Me: So the sender of this text is using bulk sms? . CNN : Absolutely! . Me: I promised myself to found out the sender ----------------------------------- 9:30AM FAYEMI'S SHRINE CNN and i sat on a mat, our usual place, fayemi also sit on his olden wooden chair that faced our direction . Cnn: Eekaro baba (Good morning sir) . Fayemi: Eku ojumo Eyin omo mi (Good morning my sons) . CNN : Baba, Eso wipe ki awa leni (You said we should come today) . Fayemi: Moni opolopo alejo, mi o Mon ohun ti ebawa sibi Mon (I had numerous visitors, so i can't remembered what you were here for, so YOU have to remind me) . CNN : Ore mi yi ni momuwa ni ijeta ti moso wipe koni obinrin afesona kan kan (I brought this my friend to you last two days, that i told you he had no girlfriend) . Fayemi: Omo daada, moranti, Awure obinrin niye, se eni apomeji abo lowo? (Good boy, now I remember you want to do women Ritual, do you have 500naira with you? . Me: Beeni sir, mo ni (Yes sir, i have) I brought out 500naira note from my pocket . Fayemi: Apomeji abo yi ni igbese akoko, ewalo bami wa ako alangba wa, oya emape. (This 500naira is first step, you will go now and bring Agama lizard for me, you should do quick) . CNN : Se akol'e ra Ako Alangba noni? (Can't we buy the Agama/He-lizard?) . Fayemi: **Laugh** E'le ra, sugbon ogbodo je eleyi ti won pa loni (You can, but it must be the one they killed today) . Me: Eese baba, ama padawa ri yin laipe (Thank you sir, we will be back shortly) We left Fayemi shrine as confused men, friend in need is friend indeed, CNN really stood by me, i owe him alot . But what i failed to know was my name at the end would be . "HAD I KNOW" . . To be continued

always come at last. Next pls

Hmmmmm

You be real mumu!

nxt

Shebi Dupe warned you Alaigboro omo

You should have just listened to her

Ur wahala

pls i want this story to be listed, who can do that for me? Some ppl would think there is no new update as the story was not listed on time.

EPISODE10 . . . ***MISSION: AGAMA/HE-LIZARD HUNTING*** . How can someone like me would be throwing stone around the street, i done finally ridicule myself, coconut head. I said within myself . Me: Cnn how do i go about this agama lizard hunting now? I don't think i will be going back to fayemi again o, i dashed him my 500naira (Dash mean a bribe or something give out to an individual in 9ja pidgin English) . Cnn: Pesman, don't talk like that, we are in this together, am with you this mission must be effected . Me: What do we do now? . Cnn: Let go and search for it . Me: Ok boss . ***We started searching for agama-lizard, without knowing that my name at the end would be "HAD I KNOW" we searched all the area without seeing agama-lizard, we were about to give up when i saw "Samuel" Samuel was a little boy of 12years, he was "Dan Bansha boy" (Dan Bansha means "good for noting" in Hausa language northern part of Nigeria). Samuel was very stubborn boy in our area, i had once suggested to his mother that she should let him go to army boarding school maybe he might changed, only God knows*** . Me: Samuel how far nah? . Samuel: Egbon pes i dey oh (Brother pes i'm fine oh) . Cnn: Samuel Samuel, the only big boy i love in this area, where are you going? . Samuel: Egbon Sahara reporter, A.I.T (A.I.T AFRICAN INDEPENDENT TELEVISION) or cnn, whatever you nickname is, am going nowhere, just dey playing in the street . Cnn: That's my guy, ehn Samuel i have one deal for you o , Samuel: Oya ejami si, sebi oro Lori owo ni? (Tell me please, hope its matter of money?) . Cnn: Yes it is, we need agama-lizard . Samuel: Like how many, and how much are you paying? . Me: Just only one and we will pay you 100naira for it . Samuel: **Cheerfulness** oya let the game begin ***The three of us continued the searching of forbidden meat (agama-lizard) suddenly we found three different agama_lizard we ran after them separately, i picked one heavily stone and ran after the lizard, the lizard also ran for its dear life, nobody wants to die, the lizard climbed the wall of uncompleted building. I straight my hand i was ready to stone the lizard. beside the uncompleted building was neatly parked Toyota camry car, i throw the stone with all the mighty in me, but i was unlucky. Only God know what diverted the stone from the direction of lizard to direction of parked car, the stone hitted the windscreen of the car the glass shattered everywhere, hmmmm "had i know"*** . Cnn: What is that? . Me: Cnn am in trouble, have mistakly broke someone's car glass **He came to where i stood he saw the glasses everywhere** . Me: What do we do now? . Cnn: Thank God nobody see you, we have to run because we can't afford to buy the glass o. Brother cnn and pesman where are you? You should come here o, Have killed one Samuel called on us, we walked to him, carried the agama_lizard he just killed, cnn wrapped it with Lynon, i gave Samuel 100naira as promised, we left the spot without telling Samuel about the crime i just committed. ------------------------- 10MINUTES LATER, FAYEMI'S SHRINE . Baba here is the agama-lizard cnn said to fayemi, he dropped the lizard on the floor . Fayemi: Ekare, elo ma sere ni ita tobato asiko mapeyin (Weldone, you should go and playing outside when its time i will called you) . **We went outside to play as instructed by fayemi** 45min later fayemi called us, we walked in . Fayemi: Eku ori re, moti pari ise yin (Congratulations have finished your work) he gave me one small cup of cream . Fayemi: You will be rubbing it all over your body after you take your bath in the morning, women will be running after you . Cnn/Me: Thank you sir **I brought out another 500naira note from my pocket gave him and left his shrine. On our way home my phone rang, i checked who was the caller, same person noni, Dupe** . Me: Hello love . Dupe: Pesman weldone oo . Me: what did i do? . Dupe: i don't have much airtime on my phone, just want to tell you i'm on my way to lagos, my mummy called me to come, its an urgent call, i will be back in the next 3 days times bye **she hanged up, Thank God the monitoring spirit have travelled, i will be able to execute my project** . I didn't sleep in CNN house that day because i want to rub the cream as early as possible in the morning so i went to my room to sleep. Early the next day i woke as early as 4:30am took my bath rubbed the women spiritual cream all over my flesh by 5:15am i was done, i put on black jean and white hacket polo with white sneaker, i put my phone inside my pocket, ready for the first woman to approach me. A knock sounded on my door. who could be knocking my door by this time of the day? first victim I guessed. I moved closed to the door and opened it, i was shocked with who i saw, standing before me was Samuel, his mother, two police men and one young man that i never met before. You are under arrest, one of the police said to me. . HAD I KNOW I WOULDN'T EMBARKED ON AGAMA- LIZARD HUNTING . To be continue

Good for you

good for u.....

no be small tin. the lizard hunter

Hahaha..

because of ordinary broken glass

Good for you

U go face am noni

EPISODE11 . . . ***POLICE PALAVER*** . Oh! i was unlucky the owner of the camry had caught Samuel, so Samuel revealed my address to them. "what do i do now" "My mummy mustn't hear about this" "Who do i call now" "I wish i had spiritual power, i would have disappeared" . Police2: Guy you are under arrest. . Me: *** Acting like innocent*** under arrest, what for, kini mora nigba yin? (what did i bought from you?) . Police1: When you reach station you will know the offence you've committed . Me: But you can't just get me arrested without any tangible evidence and i'm going nowhere with you . Police1: Stop saying nonsense my friend and you should keep your filthy mouth shut, Because whatever you say here will be used against you in the court of law. . Me: **Dumbed** . Police1: Officer get him arrested and handcuff him. He wants to prove stubborn . Police2: Yes sir! . *** I was cuffed and carried to police station, we reached the station, i was led to one small old office or cell. When the police arrest a person, the shock of being interrogated can be very distressing. What happens at the police station can be absolutely critical in deciding the case. Its advisable for everybody to have a lawyer present with them for a police station interview, But my case was differ, i had no lawyer neither someone that can secure my bail, i'm in for it this time around*** . Police2: The officer in charge of your case will resume by 8:00am, so you have to wait for him here ** he shut the door leaving me alone in the rotten office or cell, i brought out my phone immediate he left to call CNN maybe he might be of help, after all we did it together** . Me: Hello CNN . CNN : Its early pesman, hope no problem because its unlike of you to call early like this . Me: There is problem o, Guess what? . CNN: You have been caged by women because of women ritual you did? . Me: No . CNN : What happened then? . Me: I was arrested this morning, even i am inside cell as am talking to you . CNN : How come? What was your offence? . Me: Where are you? . CNN : In my room of course, any problem? . Me: No problem oo . CNN : Oya tell me what you did that got you arrested . Me: I didn't commit the crime alone . CNN : But with who? . ME : You of course . CNN: It seems you ARE dreaming, we haven't see today, how come i committed crime with you? . Me: The windscreen we broke yesterday . CNN : The windscreen we broke, or The windscreen you broke? . Me: Shebi you are still at home . CNN: No, have left home . Me: **surprised** where are you now? . CNN: You don't have to know, PESMAN i don't want to BE arrested . Me: who will secure my bail now? . CNN: Who have money to buy the windscreen? . Me: What do you mean? . CNN: I will try my possible best to set you free, you will hear from me soon . Me: Please oo, am looking forward to you . CNN: Don't worry ore (friend) . Me: And i don't want my mum to hear about this . CNN: No problem about that . Me: Thank bro, bye . CNN: bye **hung up** . Hmm PESMAN , you are welcome to police station, hope you will learn your lesson here, just accept your fate and get ready for the WORST. Elese ki yoo lo Lai jiya (sinner shall not be unpunished) An idea popped in to my head to call Dupe and make enquiry from her, Dupe fuckup this time around, i know she seen it that i will get arrested but she didn't tell me. I dialed her number she picked on third rings . Me: Hello dear . Dupe: Hi my love, you call early hope no problem? . Me: See Dupe am not happy with you . Dupe: Oh! PESMAN sorry for not been calling you yesternite before i slept, i know you have been WORRIED about me, but glory be to God i arrived lagos safely . Me: Thank God, but that is not the reason why i called you . Dupe: What happened then? . Me: Don't tell me you don't know i was arrested? . Dupe: **screamed** yeeeeeeeeeeeee, Pesman how would i know when i wasn't in town? . Me: But Dupe you are a prognosticator lady you do seeing everything before happening, why don't you tell me, so i will not sleep in my room . Dupe: Hmm pesman don't i warned you before you went to Babalawo for women ritual, that was the outcome of your ignorance. . Me: Am sorry dear, what do i do now? . Dupe: I don't see anything oo, but i believed you will be set free . Me: Ok dear, thanks for your concern bye . Dupe: Bye, i will be back next tomorrow . Me: If i wasn't in jail . Dupe: I don't see anything like that *** hangs up*** --------------------------------- *8:30am POLICE STATION* The door to the office or cell i was kept threw opened revealing the officer that arrested me earlier, i can see his uniform clearly, he was putting on something that can be referred to rag as a uniform, his uniform had faded that i couldn't see the name that was tagged on it . . Police: Come outside, oga is waiting for you at his office . Me: Which of the ogas ? . Police: Keep asking me mumu boy **He led me to another office, where i met an elderly police officer and the man that came with police when i was arrested at my house. the two them sited opposite each other, i moved closer to the police officer i can see something like "kelvin" was inscribed on his chest, he faced me and said** . Police: How are you? My name is sergeant kelvin, as you can see i was like father to you, i want you to tell me the truth, only truth can set you free, i'm the officer in charge of your case, just tell me the truth why did you broke his car's windscreen? **pointing to man in his front*** . Me: Sir i didn't break any glasses . Sgt.Kelvin: Stop lying my friend, someone saw you when you break the glass, just tell me who sent you to break it, we will realise you and get the person arrested . Me: Sir i swear with my grave, i know nothing about the glass you are talking about . Sgt.kelvin: ***with harsh tone*** I am not here to play with you my friend, if you are not ready to confess give me your parents number, i have to call them *But before he could finished his words, his phone rang* He picked the call, i couldn't hear what he was discussion on phone, but he kept saying "Yes sir" "Yes sir" "Alright sir" "Immediately sir" "Thank you sir" while he was on phone, the man i broke his glass faced me and said "I don't care whether you are ready to confess or not, my own is that you must buy another windscreen to my car, you this imbecile of a boy" i just eyed him . Sergeant kelvin: **faced me after he hanged up the call ** You this boy you have long leg abi? No problem . Me: **I don't understand what he meant by i had long leg, i only called CNN and Dupe both of them are not even around** . Sgt.kelvin: **He called one of his boy to take me back to cell** . I was threw to the Old cell second time in a day, waiting for my judgment. About 30min later another officer came to my cell, follow me oga is calling you he said to me. I followed him to another office, D.P.O OFFICE was tagged at the entrance of the office *** So my case has gone beyond the imagination, it as now been transfered to D.P.O, baba God help me o*** i entered the office to meet one pot belly man sited on the chair he was the D.P.O, "Ibrahim" was inscribed on his sky blue uniform he faced me and said . D.p.o: **smile** hmm my boy, how are you doing? your bail has been secured, someone had paid for the glass you broke, you are now a freeman, but please stay out of trouble and commit crime no more . Me: **Shocked and happy** please who paid for my bail? . D.P.O: The person said we should not tell you, so you don't have to know, you can go now, hope my boys didn't collect anything from you? . Me: No sir, they didn't . D.P.O: Good, you can go now bye . Me: Thank you sir, ***I left his office walked pass two officers that arrested me earlier, i eyed them and walked out, Oluwa ose oo (Thank you God) "Am now a freeman" "but who secured my freedom?" "i promised myself to find out soon" "It was now 2-0" I took a sit under the tree i brought out my phone and called CNN*** . Me: Hello guy . CNN: Am on my way to police station . Me: Don't come again, have been realised . CNN: By who? . Me: I don't know the person oo . CNN : Where are you now? . Me: On my way to your house . CNN : No lele, i will be waiting for you . Me: Ok **hanged up** i also called Dupe to update her that have been set free ---------------------------- 20MIN LATER, CNN' ROOM . CNN: **shake my hand** Mr jailer welcome . Me: Your father . CNN: Tell me how you did it? . Me: Me too i don't know, i was inside the cell when D.P.O sent for me, i reached his office and he told me someone had paid for the glass, and the person also bailed me . CNN: hmmm, maybe the same person that paid for your hospital bill? . Me: I think so . CNN: I pray we know the person as soon as possible, before something bad happened . Me: **My phone vibrated that moment, it was text message i brought out my phone to read the contests of the text*** . "You are welcome back my love, i secured your bail, please stay out of trouble, i don't want anything BAD TO happened to you, love you so much #peslady" . WHO REALLY WAS PESLADY?? ONLY TIME COULD TELL . To be continued

dupe z d peslady since u re pesman just dat u re ignorant to knw dat. she can play pes so as u. so she also got hers as peslady

That could b true

Na dupe

LOL ,U WILL KN SOON

still observing

Still following...

observing either

EPISODE 12 . . . Hmmmm pesman i pray this peslady doesn't kill you with all gesture of her towards you. She paid your hospital bill, bailed you from police custody and you don't know her, i think it was "FAYEMI" cream at work? But she has been disturbing you before you collect the cream, i pray we find out soon CNN said to me after reading the text. ***I need to find out who this peslady is, but my only nightmare was Dupe the monitoring spirit*** . CNN: Guy Now that you are free, let's reach Emeka shop i want to buy some wears. Emeka was the guy that selling both guys and ladies outfit not too far from our street, he owned a big boutique, he originated from imo state, Tall, fair, handsome and very friendly, he was nicknamed "NNA" most commonly named for ibo people resided especially at southwestern part of Nigeria instead of calling them their Baptized name you would be hearing "NNA" Though "NNA" Means friend in ibo language same as "ABOKI" in hausa, and "ORE" in yoruba. Emeka is a very nice guy, most of guys in our area usually goes to emeka shop to play "whot card" ludo game" and draft, his shop was never boring . Me: No lele brother we can go anytime you are ready, but we'll firstly go to my house i need to take some money with me, so i can also buy one or two things. *** we got to my house i unlocked my door, went to where i kept the reaming 38k i won from nairabet, i took 5k out of it, CNN and i headed to Emeka boutique for shopping*** We met Emeka and Abbey at the outside of the shop the were playing "whot card" we greet them CNN and emeka went inside the shop, leaving Abbey and i outside. . Abbey: Pesman how far nah? . Me: Guy i dey o just that am not happy with you . Abbey: What did i do to you pesman . Me: Don't tell me you don't know i was robbed the day i called to sleep in your house, that you said you were having visitor . Abbey: **Shocked** pesman i didn't heard anything, besides i was having visitor that day you called me my girlfriend Sandra was with me. so how did it happened? . Me: They broke to my room and robbed me in front of local gun . Abbey: Are they many? . Me: Just two . Abbey: Hope they didn't wounded you? . Me: They don't, but i found myself on hospital bed the following morning . Abbey: But do you know they were coming to your house before you called me that day? . Me: No I don't, i just have some feelings not to sleep in my room that day (i lied) . Abbey: Eyah (pity) sorry brother, guess they don't packed your things? . Me: They left with my Ps3 and some clothes . Abbey: sorry pesman only God know best . Me: Thank you abbey ------------------------------ I walked into the boutique to meet CNN and Emeka negotiating the price of the clothes he selected, i also bought jean shirt for Dupe as surprise gift for her when she returns from lagos, we were about to walked out of the boutique when one beautiful lady walked in. Hi Emeka please i need some beautiful wears that i can wear to birthday party i'm attending next tomorrow. she said to emeka Which one would you preferred? Trouser, gown or skirt? Emeka replied her I think you'll be more beautiful and sexy if you put on blue jean trouser and pink hakect shirt i cuts in, she looked my face our eyes met she smiled and said . Girl: Oh! Handsome man, you know fashion, have you ever participated in Mister Nigeria before? I love the way you Dressed and you are looking cute . Me: Thanks dear you are also a beautiful lady, the type of lady all the men in the world will be praying to have . Girl: Woow.. Sugarcoated mouth, i think we have to talk, let me buy what i was here for, so we can talk outside . Girl: **She faced Emeka** please give me blue jean trouser with pink hacket shirt as suggested by my friend . Me: **Hmmmm "fayemi" cream at work, she paid for the cloths and we walked out of boutique together with CNN, we reached outside and this conversation followed between the girl and i** . Me: So where is the venue for the birthday? . Girl: will you come? . Me: If iam invited . Girl: YOU are already invited . Me: By who? . Girl: By me christabel . Me: **so her name was christabel** That's great my friend and i will be there . Girl: Give me your number, so i can remind you tomorrow . Me: Ok 08032***** . Girl: i should saved it with? . Me: Pesman **my phone rang that moment** . Girl: Its me pesman you can save mine with "Christabel" . Me: is that your name? . Girl; Yes . Me: Beautiful name . Christabel: Thanks pesman, but when you are coming to the party don't come with your girlfriend. . Me: *shocked* why? . Christabel: You are going to stand as my boyfriend for the occasion . Me: What of your boyfriend? . Christabel: Am "SS" . Me: *pity* sorry dear, so because you are an "SS" people were running from you . Christabel: *smiled* pesman i wasn't talking about genotype . Me: But what are you talking a Christabel: Am talking about status . Me: Still don't get it . Christabel: Ok "SS" mean "single and searching" . Me: Oh! That's good abbreviation, so you were searching? . Christabel: i don't think am searching again . Me: Have you found anyone? . Christabel: Yes i have . Me: That's amazing. my regard to him . Christabel: How could you be greeting yourself? . Me: **Confused** Greeting myself as how? . Christabel: You are my man already . "Pesman the cream you rubbed done dey work, don't dull yourself CNN whispered to my ear. . Me: Oh my love, i just don't want to be too forward, i love you even before we met have been dreaming about you, and i think we can become perfect couple. I love you Christabel please i want you to be mine ** i quickly took the advantage of spiritual cream i robbed ** will you be mine? . Christabel: Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! I will, she kissed me. ---------------------- My phone vibrated on our way home, it was a call from the "monitoring spirit" (Dupe) my heart skipped, "This girl again" "she has found out i had encounter with Chrisbtabel?" "Why she was calling me by this time?" "Pesman stop acting like a kid" "After all you are a man" "You are going to be the head of the family" "Abi you want your woman to be controlling you" "Ogbeni jaraa e (wise up my friend)" . To be continued

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EPISODE13 . . . My phone vibrated on our way home, it was a call from the "monitoring spirit" (Dupe) my heart skipped, "This girl again" "she has found out i had encounter with Chrisbtabel?" "Why she was calling me by this time?" "Pesman stop acting like a kid" "After all you are a man" "You are going to be the head of the family" "Abi you want your woman to be controlling you" "Ogbeni jaraa e (wise up my friend)" . Me: hello . Dupe: Hi my love . Me: How are you doing? . Dupe: Am fine where are you? . Me: On my way to house . Dupe: From? . Me: Somewhere . Dupe: Fine . Me: Any problem? . Dupe: Am at your house waiting for you . Me: **surprised** But you don't tell me you are coming . Dupe: Any wahala with that? Please come here . Me: Ok am coming . Dupe: Don't stay too long **hangs up** . me: **Faced CNN ** Guy see you next TIME, am going to my house now, Dupe is waiting for me. We departed ---------------------- 12 MIN LATER I opened my door, i saw Dupe lie down on my bed, she rushed to me, she hug me like 30sec before she let go of me, she placed hot kiss on my lips i responded, we started kissing, i missed you pesman she fired, i missed you more i replied i pushed her to bed to resume the adventure, we kissed and smooch each other at the same time for some minutes, pesman "close your door she said to me "I pray i don't have visitors today i replied "You will not, please close it she replied, I stood up, walked to my door and bolted it from inside, i moved closed to her and resumes my duties. We kissed for few minutes, she took my head in her hands and made to sit up she stood up passionately for another minutes or so while she massaged my dick through my trouser, pulled out my erected dick, she ended the kiss and knelt down before me, she gave me BJ (Blow Job) i nearly exploded when she took my dick to her mouth, she sucked out my brain, if you asked me of my name that moment i wouldn't know what to reply you because have forgotten my name. I was playing with her nipples and caress her hair because we were naked. Ouch, hmmmm, yeeeeeeeeeeeee, huuuuuuu, hahha i was groin like a bull. I pushed her to bed and began to tip the clit and fingering of her pussy hole, from one finger to two and sucking her boobs at the same time, hahha ouch hmmmm Dupe was moan like someone under the spell. She sat down on my dick in "cow-girl" style she rode me like bicycle for like 20mims she stretched forward, placed her hands on my chest, knelt down on my waist and began to ride up and down ** Finally i programmed Dupe** We changed style Dupe knelt down before me her ass faced me i began to fuck her with doggy style, we fucked for another 30mins before i was about to cum. I pulled out my dick and cummed on her fat ass. Hmmm pesman you are the best Dupe complimented after explosives fucked, we stood up entered the bathroom to cleanup. . Me: You are so sweet dear . Dupe: You are so strong dear . Me: I enjoyed every bit of it . Dupe: I also enjoyed every bit of it . Me: Yea, but you don't tell me you will be heading back today? . Dupe: yes i don't! I willingly not to, just want surprise you . Me: That's good, but when did you leave Lagos for you to reached early like this . Dupe: I don't travelled to Lagos, i lied to you the day i called you that am on my way to Lagos . Me: **surprised** But why . Dupe: Thought i warned you not to do woman ritual but you don't heed to my advice . Me: Do you know i would be arrested today? . Dupe: Yes i knew . Me: **rolled eyes** chai why don't you tell me . Dupe: Why would i? Pesman let me tell you, the outcomes of the woman ritual you did won't favoured you, i want you to suffer for your ignorance that's why i lied that i was travelling . Me: Why don't you tell me all this before we had sex? . Dupe: Because i was feelings horny and i want to calm the sexual huge in me, and that's what I had couple hours ago . . Me: Hmmmm . Dupe: Pesman you never see anything only God knows where this woman ritual of urs will land you . Me: **Feared** please tell me what do you see? . Dupe: am seeing a lot . Me: Please tell me . Dupe: I wouldn't tell you, because i want it to pass . Hmmmm pesman you are a dead man already, only God knows where my stupidity will leads me, i pray it doesn't led me to prison . To be continued

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EPISODE14 . . . Hmmmm pesman dupe said you never see anything just be preparing for worst, what will be will be. I reasoned . Me: What do i do now i don't want to suffer . Dupe: There is nothing you can do about it as far as you have collected the cream and you have used it, you have to face the consequence but i want you to know that i still remains your number one woman, because girls will soon be running after you. . Me: I bought this for you *** I gave her the cloths i bought for her from Emeka boutique*** . Dupe: **checking it** wow i love this i will be wearing it to the birthday party you are attending next tomorrow . Me: ** I'm not surprised she knew about the party i was invited to by Christabel** no problem dear you will be looking more beautiful in the cloth . Dupe: Thanks for this pesman I'd appreciate, you will not lack anything in life . Me: Amen **I kissed her** That's remind me you said you wanna tell me something when we were in hospital . Dupe: Asiko koti to (Not yet time) its secret about me, i will tell you when its time . Me: Can i ask you a question? . Dupe: Yes you can . Me: Do you see everything that will happens in future? . Dupe: No i only see a little, i don't see everything because i don't see it that you will had sex with me today and you did . Me: Hmmmm but whose behind this your vision, Is it Devil or special gift from God? . Dupe: I think its God because i see everything in my dream, sometimes i do imagine things and it comes to reality. Pesman let skip it when its time, i will surely tell you . Me: Can't wait to hear it out. . Dupe: You have to . Me: I gat no option than to . Dupe: That's reminds me . Me: what? . Dupe: I met one woman yesterday the woman is looking rich to me, she said she was looking for sale girls that can be managing her newly opened supermarket she said she was looking for 6 girls and 4 boys, i followed her to the supermarket for the confirmation of the shop, i must tell you pesman it was a big supermarket . Me: What do you think we should do? . Dupe: I want to be working With her but i need your approval first . Me: Because? . Dupe: Because you are my man and you deserve that respect . Me: Hmmmm thanks for that, i love you so much . Dupe: Love you too ***My phone beeps it was text message from #peslady the same woman that secured my bailed and paid for my hospital bill, i was confused when i read the contents of the message*** "Hi pesman, How are you doing? Just want to tell you that i just opened one big supermarket in the town, some workers are needed guessed you can help me on this, if you know anyone that can work as sale girls, accountant and manager, you can forward their names to me, no needs to interview your candidate because i trust you and i know you cannot hurt me. Or you should come to my house, my address would be sent to you shortly, love you so much #peslady" was the message i received. I read the message without raising any suspicions from dupe i don't know whether she knew i received a text or not . Dupe: What do you have to say about the supermarket work? . Me: It is good and i love it, it will also keep you busy because Owo toba dile, lesu n'mbee nise (Idle hands is the devil workshop) . Dupe: **moved closed to me and hugged me tight** Thanks for the approval . Me: You welcome . Dupe: I'm always welcome ---------------------------------------- THE NEXT DAY I sat on my bed playing fifa 2014 on my phone since my ps3 has been stolen my phone was my companions, i was playing and enjoying the game as well. I was about to score a fantastic goal when i heard a knock on my door "Dupe again?" "This girl should give me breathing space nah" "wetin come be her problem self?" The knock sounded for the second time, i stood on my feet walked to the door to opened it for "Dupe" but i guessed wrong it wasn't dupe but "Abbey" i could see pale on his face he looked dejected and dispirited i let him in, he sit on my bed bent down his head like someone who just lose his precious mum . Me: Guy how far? . Abbey: pesman i'm not ok . Me: I can see it on your face, just needed to ask you, what is the matter? . Abbey: Tomorrow is my Bae birthday . Me: Sandra's birthday is tomorrow and i don't know . Abbey: Not Sandra . Me: But who? . Abbey: Grace . Me: Who is grace again? . Abbey: we just met not quite long . Me: What do you think we do now? **My phone rang that moment i looked at the screen it was a call from Christabel, i picked with joy** . Me: Hi my love (woman ritual girl) . Christabel: Hello my love how are you doing? . Me: I am doing excellent and you? . Christabel: I am doing great my love, just want to remind you of my friend's birthday party . Me: Tomorrow right? . Christabel: Yes love, pesman please don't disappoint me . Me: No problem dear just send the address and time of the event to me, by God grace i will be there . Chri: The address will be sent to you you after this call . Me: That's my bea . Christabel: That's my boo, love you with my life . Me: Love you too **Hanged up** . Me: **Faced Abbey, cleared throat** so guy what do you suggest we do now? . Abbey: Pesman please i need your help, don't know if you can help me with token amount . Me: Don't you heard i was robbed . Abbey: i heard of it, but you still have to help me on this, i don't know you as a broke guy you always have money . Me: Because i'm C.B.N (central bank of Nigeria) . Abbey: Not like that ore ( Friend ) you are the only alternative i have and tomorrow is the birthday . Me: **Abbey is very nice friend of mine he do lend me some money sometimes, he once dashed me a phone, nothing bad in helping him, a friend indeed is a friend in need** Abbey you are very precious to me but there was a birthday party am also attending tomorrow . Abbey: That mean you won't attending grace birthday? . Me: You invited me a day to birthday and you want me to go with you, someone has already invited me to another party tomorrow . Abbey: So how far about the money i requested for? . Me: Abbey i will give you 5k. Am also going to spend in the birthday am attending tomorrow . Abbey: **With joy** haaa pesman thanks a lot you shall not lack of money, you will . Me: **cuts in** it ok my brother what are friends for. **gave him the money** . Abbey: I do appreciate brother **he walked out of my room** I was about to resumed my game when two text messages entered my phone. first message from Christabel "Hi love here is the address of the occasion-------------------------- love you pesman". Second message from unknown number "Hi dear, here is the address to my house------------------------ you can contact me on this number before coming so i can book an appointment for you, love you #peslady" . *** Pesman you have to use your brain this time around, This is the same woman who wants to employ dupe, I have to play my card well between two of them, i will visit her next tomorrow after the birthday party*** --------------------------------- NEXT DAY . I was clad on Jonathan simkhai brand white shirt, gussi black jean and Jordan pair of sneaker white colour, with my newly Afro hair cut. I looked at my self inside standing mirror i must confess i'm looking handsome, handsomepes i teased myself. A knock on my door i moved closed to the door opened it, standing before me was the most beautiful girl i ever met "Dupe" Woow you are looking so beauty dear i complemented. Hmmmm you're looking so cute pesman i must be your hand bag today, if not so some bird legs girls would snatch you away from me at the party. Dupe was clad on the outfit i bought for her previous day. Lets go pesman time is not by our side Dupe said to me as i was combed my hair for the third time. We boarded a bike to the venue of the occasion, we met few people, we found one empty bench we sited on it. Dupe phone rang that moment she picked it, i was overheard "ok ma" "I'm coming ma" "In the next 20min ma" "Thank you ma" My phone also rang that moment it was christabel Me: Hi dear . Christabel: Hi pesman, how are you . Me: Am fine and you? . Christabel: I'm ok, where are you? . Me: Already At the party . Christabel: That's cool am on my way, i will join you soon . Me: Ok . Christabel: Guess you came alone . Me: **Looked at Dupe** Don't stay too long ( I ignored her question) . Christabel: Ok dear, see you soon **Hanged up** Pesman you always put yourself in to trouble how are you going to do it now? Don't forget you are here with Dupe and christabel is coming here soon, hope i won't cause bewilderment here today? Dupe tapped me by shoulder my heart flew out of my chest like javelin throwing at Rio Olympic . Dupe: **Faced me** Pesman i will not be able to continue this birthday with you again . Me: **Happy but Displaying sad face** what happened? Where are you going? . Dupe: The madam i told you about just called me to come now its urgent i have to honour her, i don't want her to see me as a rude girl . Me: So you are going to her house now? . Dupe: Yes . Me: Do you have the address? . Dupe: yes . Me: Let me see it (she gave her phone to me, behold it was the same address sent to me by #peslady) ok dear i will call you . Dupe: Thanks my love, but please be careful in this party something bad might happened my instinct is telling me, don't be carried away by women . Me: What's going to happen this time again? . Dupe: I don't know, but something bad, pesman be warned, only God knows what is going to happen ** she left** . Me: **Thank God she has left the party for me and christabel, i can do whatever i wanted to do now. without knowing that something terrible would truly happened** . To be continued

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EPISODE15 . . . *** GRACE BIRTHDAY*** Birthdays are usually the occasions for rejoicing and feasting. Relatives and friends gather on the occasion and wish many happy returns of the day and offer their blessing. They bring with them beautiful presents. . Time was 8:00 in the evening, a special canopy was erected in the big compound of the house. It was tasteful decorated with colorful buntings and balloons. Tables were laid and covered with white sheets. A big cake was placed on the central table. The guests now began to arrive one by one. One of grace's friend were receiving them at the entrance of the canopy. At exact Eight thirty (8:30pm) The MC (MASTER OF CEREMONY) began the programme by calling out the celebrant to the front after all the guests were sited. Grace was clad on sexy red gown with beautiful necklace on her she was looking attractive. My phone rang that moment i excused myself out of canopy and picked the call. . Me: Hello christabel . Christabel: Hi dear where are you? . Me: Outside the canopy . Christabel: I'm outside of the gate i will join you now . Me: Alright *** Hanged up*** I walked back to my sit under the canopy, few minutes later Christabel walked in to the canopy, She Dressed in a cloths i choose for the previous day she sited beside me . Christabel: Hi dear . Me: You came late why . Christabel: I was taking my time to look beautiful in front of my love . Me: Hmmmm; That's amazing and you are looking sweet . Christabel: **Smile** Thank dear you also look take away . Me: Thank love . Christabel: Where are you going after the party? . Me: My house of course . Christabel: Why not my house . Me: I wasn't ready to meet your parents . Christabel: I'm living alone not with my parents . Me: But i still preferred my abode . Christabel: Nothing bad in it, but you can use that opportunity to know where i resided . Me: Is that what you want? . Christabel: Yes pesman please do this for me **she kissed me without minding we were in party** . Me: No problem dear, i will follow you but i will leave as early as 5:00am . Christabel: woow you are a wonderful man, love you so much . Me: **Not your fault you have been caged by my women ritual cream** love you too . MC continued with the event of the party after the opening prayer by someone i don't know, he later called celebrant to called out her boyfriend, The celebrant went into the crowd and brings out one fair guy looking like Abbey outside. I cleaned my face to see the boyfriend clearly, my mind cannot deceived me it was Abbey, so Abbey and i were attending the same party without knowing, Abbey bad guy. Abbey was introduced to us as celebrant's boyfriend, he was smiling without knowing he wouldn't go to his house as complete man as he came to the party, after the introduction he went back to his seat. I brought out my phone composed some message and sent to him. "I was at your back just look into the next three row at your back you will see me" He looked back and signalled me, he walked to my me and said . Abbey: Pesman so you later attend this party without informing me? . Me: Oga Abbey, this is the party i was telling you about, my bea Christabel invited me (pointing at Christabel) . Abbey: Woow that means grace and christabel are friends . Christabel: Yea we are friends from primary school . Abbey; That's cool, hope you are taking good care of my friend, he's good friend of mine . Christabel: sure i am, i love him so much . Abbey: **Faced me** see you later pesman, let me back to my seat m.c will soon call me again **He went back to his seat** . Me: **Turned to Christabel** so Abbey is grace boyfriend? . Christabel: I don't know him, Grace told me she just met her new boyfriend, But she hasn't introduce him to me . Me: Do you know her ex? . Christabel: Yes i do, one notorious guy like this . Me: Hope the guy won't come here to cause trouble . Christabel: That's my fear, he might come because the guy is so violently . Me: I pray he didn't come **Grace (The celebrant) walked to us that moment, she tapped Christabel by shoulder and said** . Grace: Come with me . Christabel: What happened? . Grace: M.C said i should bring one of my friend, don't you hear when he said it? . Christabel: I don't hear o, but why me? Beside am with my boo? . Grace: because you are my best friend, lets go please . Christabel: I'm coming pesman (she peck me and left with grace) My phone rang immediately she left, i checked the screen it was monitoring spirit (Dupe) . Me: Hello . Dupe: Hi how are you doing? . Me: Am fine . Dupe: How is the party? . Me: Going smoothly . Dupe: Just want to remind you of warn i warned you . Me: Never can i forget . Dupe; Pesman please just be on low key . Me; Ok dear, when are you coming back to the party? . Dupe: I just through with madam Hadiza can't make it to the party again . Me: Who is Madam Hadiza? . Dupe; The supermarket woman i told you about . Me: Her name is Hadiza? . Dupe: Yes . Me: Ok dear . Dupe: I will come to your house tomorrow . Me: Noted . Dupe: Love you pesman bye . Me: Love you too bye **Hanged up** Thanks God she wasn't come again i can now enjoy myself to the fullest Gbogbo Aye (Full of enjoyment) Grace and Christabel reached the front (On stage) M.c continued with the event of the programme . M.c: Is this your best friend? . Grace: Yes . M.c: Well she fine small sha, but she no fine reach my grandmother **Audiences laughed including me** . Christabel: Thank you . M.c: Now lady what is your name? . Christabel: Christabel . M.c: Oh! Christabel, do you know what you will do for me now? . Christabel: Nope until you say it out . M.c: Now look at the audiences, you can travel to the south,north,East and west of this canopy, just bring out one handsome guy for me . Christabel: ** With joy all over her face** is that all? . M.c: Yes that's all . Me: **Christabel is going to choose me, my heart was beating faster because i don't know what this m.c is up to. Christabel walked to me she was smiling like someone who just won jackpot, pesman lets go please don't disappoint me there she whisper to my right hear as we walked hand to hand to the front ** . M.c: Woow, good looking,handsome,bea­ utiful,Damsel,cute,Adorable guy, you are looking handsome . Me: **Shake hand with him** How do you do? . M.c: Am cool . Me: You sent for me? . M.c: Guy Don't rush, am coming just chill . Me: Ok boss . M.c: **Faced Audiences** now we are going to play a game, the name of this game is "DO AS I SAY" i will ask two of you to do something for me and you must do it or you pay fine of 1000naira each, The audiences Roar. Now **He brought out a condom, he gave it to Christabel and said** now you will unseal the condom and insert it where it supposed to be . Me: **My head rang a bell, does mc mean Christabel should insert condom on my d--k in front of everyone** . M.c: Can you do it or pay fine? **Before i could say jack, Christabel smiled and said yes we will do it** . Me: Do what, are you out of your sense? . Christabel: **She moved closed to me and lean forward to kiss me, she began caress my chest through my shirt, i was feeling uncomfortable with that act, she continued caress my chest without looking at the audience, some people came forward to snap and video us, she moved her hand to my belt and loosed it, Immediately she loosed it my trouser fell to my ankle because i used the belt to tiled the trouser to my waist. I felt totally embarrassed because i was left with only boxer, she rubbed her hand on my semi-hard dick, she was about to pulled it out when i screamed "STOP" "STOP" i would paid the fine, i quickly wore back my trouser, i dipped hand into my pocket and brought out 1000naira gave it to m.c** . Mc: Coward man, you can't do this little task, Guy am disappointed in you . . Christabel: **smiled with sexy eye** . M.c: **Faced me** It is now your turn handsome man, what you will gonna do for me is so simple, just remove Ten (10) things from her . Me: **What am i going to remove from Christabel now? "should i remove her cloths?" "why would i do that?" "Do i want to naked her outside?" An ideal popped into my head, i moved closed to her, hugged her like 10sec . "I collected her phone gave it m.c 1" "I removed her ear ring gave it to mc 2" "I removed her hair band gave it to mc 3" "I removed her necklace gave it to mc 4" "I remove her ring gave it to mc 5" "I removed her shoe gave it to mc 6" "I removed her eyeglass gave it to mc 7" Nothing to remove again unless if i want to removed her cloth which i don't ready to** . Me: That's all i can removed mc . M.c: You removed seven items, still reaming three more to go **Faced Christabel ** Are you ready to pay fine . Christabel: Nope, how would i pay fine, please tell him to remove anything removable . M.c: **Turned to me** Guy she said you should remove anything removable. . Hmmmm what i removed would shocked you in the next episode. . GUYZ IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOE WHAT WOULD YOU REMOVED??? . To be continued

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She don gve u go ahead na

guy, u no try rara o u carry witch as girlfriend (Dupe) con carry prostotite join (christabel)

EPISODE16 . . . ****** DISASTER ****** . "Christabel said i should removed anything removable" "what should i removed now?" "I can't removed her clothes" "We are in outside not in bedroom" "This girl must be high on women ritual cream i rubbed, for her to say i should removed anything removable" "Something is amiss" . Christabel: ***she placed her right hand on my shoulder and caress my chest with left hand*** Pesman i said you should remove anything removable . Me: What else do you want me to remove? . Christabel: Pesman i'm all yours you can remove whatever you find attractive on me . Me: Including your trouser and shirt? . Christabel: If that's what you want to remove please go ahead . Me: Don't you know we are in outside? . Christabel: I don't care, all i care about is you, not people looking at us . Me: ** At this junction i have to act fast, I turned to M.c and i brought out another 1000naira note** M.c i will pay fine . M.c: **Collected the money from me** Finally Finally you run away, my brother you no get mind o, i trust myself... Anyway A very big thanks yo you guyz, you really impressed me you can now go back to your seat, please give them around of applause "Kpa" "Kpa" "Kpa" The crowd clapped for us, we walked back to our seat . Christabel: Pesman be looking at my bag for me, i want to go and pee outside . Me: Don't stay too long ** She left, immediately she left one beautiful dark girl walked to me, she put on blue vest, "July 27th is all about Grace Happy birthday" was inscribed at the front of the vest. She sat beside me (Christabel chair) The girl was looking beautiful that i felt like kissing her that moment, The scent of perfume she wore smelt like that of "Smart perfume" she was truly angel on earth, the smile on her face is killing, before o knew it my dick was semi-hard, i must confess "BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL" Hi she said to me . Me: **Stammer** HHHH IIII . Girl: Please can i make use of your phone? . Me: Yes you can ** I brought out my phone unlocked it gave it to her** . Girl: **She pounced some digits on it and placed it on her ear but she doesn't say anything, she gave it back to me and said thank you** . Me: Have you used it finished? . Girl: Yes i have . Me: Seems the number you called isn't connect? . Girl: It does . Me: But i can't hear you say anything . Girl: Don't bother your self, i saved my number on your phone with "JAMEELAH" . Me: What is the meaning of "JAMEELAH?" . Girl: It is an hausa name . Me: So you are an hausa girl? . Girl: Yes from Zaria . Me: Woow that's good i love Zaria . Jemeelah: Kanajih hausa na? ( Do you hear hausa?) . Me: Kahdan'n (Little) . Jameelah: Toh (ok) . Me: Maiyasa kika sa numba ki akan waya na? (why do you saved your number on my phone?) . Jameelah: Zankira ki gobe (i will call you tomorrow) . Me: Kenada namba na? (Do you have my number?) . Jameelah: Ainada namba, Nayi amfani da wayanki sai na kira nawa, Bari imbarnan domin mastoyan katana man (Yes i do, i used your phone to called mine, get to go now your bea is her) ** she walked away** Christabel walked to me sited on her seat, she faced me and said . Christabel: Who is that girl i saw you with? . Me: M.c asked her to come and ask for my name (i lied) . Christabel: And you were talking like that? . Me: I don't want to answer her because i don't know her until M.c signal me (i lied further) . Christabel: Hmmmm . Me: Believe me Christabel . Christabel: I do . Me: Thanks dear love you ** Omo this fayemi charm na confirm oo, she as girls dey run after me** . Christabel: Don't forget you are sleeping in my house . Me: I don't, i don't promise and fail . Christabel: That's wonderful you, love you . Me: Love you more -------------------------------- M.c: Make una laugh small, lem tell you one funny story of Aminat . SHOCKING STORY OF A GIRL NAMED AMINAT On that fateful day, Amina was on her way to school when a motor cycle knocked her down! She was rushed to a nearby hospital immediately. That night in her dream, an old woman in white garment appeared to her and warned her sternly that: “As soon as you are discharged from the hospital, you must wash the blood stains from that cloth you wore that day you were involved in an accident otherwise something terrible may happen to YOU!” Amina thought it was just an ordinary dream not until she saw the same old woman in her dream again&again&again…. telling her to wash the blood stains from the cloth. This time, Amina was frightened and told her mother the dream. Her mother simply told her to do exactly as she was told. The moment Amina got home from the hospital, that very day she was discharged, She soaked the cloth and started washing. She washed and washed but there was still small stain of blood on the cloth because the blood stains had dried already. . She got tired and rinsed the cloth like that. It was a white gown. That night in her dream, the same old woman appeared to her again and told her to wash the cloth very well that there was still blood stains on it which may cause something terrible to happen to her. When Amina woke up, she checked the time, it was 4:00am…everyw here was still dark. She was consumed with fear! . and because she was afraid of the old woman’s caution, she got up, took the cloth and started washing. She scrubbed it so hard that it felt like it was going to tear. Amina was scrubbing the cloth so hard that tears almost started dropping from her eyes when all of a sudden, someone tapped her from behind. She turned and behold, the old woman in her dream had appeared to her in real life…. Out of fear, Amina got up to run but fell down. The old woman drew closer to Amina and said softly, . “Henceforth! Use SUNLIGHT detergent to do your washings.” Lols. Sorry. . b4 u insult me I’m still looking 4 the guy who sent this to me so that I can break his head. . **Every body laugh beyond imaginations, As M.c continued with his hilarious jokes, we were served with plate of rice and egg with coca-cola drink, The bears ran here and there with the tray we began to catch fun when something horrible happened** . M.c: Next on the programme list is cutting of the cake, the celebrate should come forward with this list 1. Her parents (If on the sit) 2. Her boyfriends (If there is any) 3. Her best friends (With their Niggas) 4. Her neighbours 5. Her crushers 6. Her worst enemies (If present) . Abbey moved to the front hugged Grace so tight, Grace signal to Christabel and i to also come forward, her other friends also came forward with their various boyfriends, some of her relatives and neighbours also joined us, we were about 25 on the stage ready for cutting of the beautiful cake. . M.c: You are all welcome, but before we gat this cake cut, there is one riddle for you guys, Anybody that get it will go home with 25yen (Japanese currency). Here is the riddle what is the English Translation of "ATA SA PA MI LORI?". . We all dumped for some minutes before the most brilliant among us started with heavily Grammar such as "Pepper had entered my head" "pepper enters my head" "Pepper don enter my head" "Pepper has entered my head" "Pepper had circulated in to my head" Till the moment i'm writing this story i haven't figured out the correct answer to that question, but i believed you guys would answer it in the comment box . M:c: I don laugh tired oo, you guys try sha, but even me i don't know the answer oo, kindly take it home as an assignment, now let get the cake cut. Grace lighted the candles, All of us clapped. She then blew out the candles and cut the cake after m.c Spelled her name G-R-A-C-E. We all sang in a chorus "Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday to you Darling" "Happy birthday to you" "How old are you now" "How old are you now" "How old are you now Darling" "How old are you now" "Happy birthday Darling, many happy returns". But before we could finished our song i heard "Gbosi" "Gbosi" "Gbosi" But i didn't felt any pain, i rubbed my right hand on my head there is no any sign of wound, what is happening to me? Dupe words are about to pass again but i couldn't feel any pain maybe i would felt it later, i was lost in thought when Abbey fainted by my side, he was soak with blood, i now faced the reality the sound of bottles i heard was smashed on Abbey. I quickly bent down to carry my friend, Abbey! Abbey!! Abbey!!! I called out his name but no replied. Grace and christabel were crying profusely, i raised up my head to see only Grace and christabel with me, everyone has ran away. That was the end of the party . Grace; **Crying** what do we do now? Please don't leave me alone . Christabel: Don't worry dear. We will stand by you, pesman what do we do now? . Me: **Dupe prophecies later come to pass sha, she said early that something bad will happened, but thank God it wasn't to me but Abbey** I think we should carry him to hospital . Grace: Where do we get car by this time of the day? . Me: We will see car outside, this is past 10pm . Grace: I pray so . Christabel: You guys should stop wasting time with this talking let save him on time . Me: Oya let carry him **We carried him outside the gate, Thank God we found cab on time and conveyed us to the nearest hospital** ------------------------------ AN HOUR LATER Time was 11:12pm Abbey woke after he was stabilized and injected by the nurse, Thank God he made it. . Christabel: **whisper into my ear** pesman i think its time for us to go my house . Me; I think we would sleep here in the hospital? . Christabel: No, i want to feel you in me . Me: Let stay with your friend and mine (Grace and Abbey) . Christabel: **Faced grace** Baby we have to go now, we would check on you tomorrow **She drag me out without hearing response from grace, she don't even allowed me to say hi to Abbey** . Me: But why the hurry? (I said to her in outside) . Christabel: It wasn't my fault, i love you pesman, wanna feel you . Me: I know but we shouldn't rush . Christabel: I don't rush the time is due already . Me: Where do we see cab this night . Christabel: If we couldn't see a cab again this night, we will trek . Me: Trek? . Christabel: Yes! My house isn't that far from here . Me: Don't you afraid of darkness? . Christabel: With you beside me, nothing bad shall happen to me . Me: Hmmmm . Christabel: Pesman you are a man, try to act like one, lets go . Me: God i dey your hand o, protect me against all the evil doer on the road ** We started the journey by treking, we walked like 10min and continued chatting like happy couples before we heard** "TWO OF YOU SHOULD STOP THERE" It was vigilante people "OLODE MU YIN" (you are under arrest) . To be continued

women will put u in trouble

Fayemi's charm side effect

Hahaha,c ur lyf

vigilante uhn Olorun mu yin

You don enter

EPISODE17 . . . As from now on, I want this story to be natural and sex free, all Sex scene in this story would be skipped because of our under age brothers and sisters in the house, To those whom love sex story please forgive I won't be able to write sex part Of the story anymore, abeg don't ask for my head, thanks for understanding . ***CONTINUED*** . I said you should stop there another vigilante said to us, if you move I shoot. You this thieves , he threatening further. It now down on me Christabel has put me into another troubled, why always me??? . Me: Good evening sir . Vigilante1: Save your greeting **He flashed touch light across my face** where una dey come from? . Me: Sir we dey come from the hospital . Vigilante2: You go do abortion abi? . Christabel: If we go do abortion nko, he concern you? . Vigilante2: Name me you dey talk to like that? . Christabel: ***Raised voice*** who you be? . Vigilante2: Choi na me you dey open eye for? You go tey (stay long) for here this nite o . Me: sir na true be say we tey for outside but you no suppose to ask that kind question, if we go do abortion that one no concern you . Vigilante1: Wetin una go do for hospital? . Me: Na one of our friend get wound for head na him we carry go hospital, and we just comot from the hospital, we dey go our house . Vigilante1: where una dey leave? . Christabel: Araromi street . Vigilante1: una done marry? . Me: yeah she be my wife . Vigilante1: your wife or corner corner wife? (illegal wife) . Christabel: I be him wife, any problem with that? . Vigilante2: na you him dey ask? . Christabel: if him no dey ask me nko, no be my husband him dey ask? . Vigilante2: no problem nah, dey yab me (Abuse or insult ) if no be say you be woman I for don beat you . Christabel: come beat me na, come beat me **hissed** . Me: oga vigilante na woman you dey follow talk like this, na me and you get problem please leave her alone, come make we reason (let talk) **I dragged him to one corner** oga vigilante I done tell you the truth na for hospital we dey from one of our friend na him get injured for head and we carry him go hospital, even we want to sleep in the hospital but no space for us to sleep, that's why we dey Waka go home . Vigilante1: but you too for no say time don go this is 11:42pm . Me: I know but we no go sleep in hospital nah, we no be thief abi thief dey Waka for main road in the nite? . Vigilante1: no problem, I go free una but you go buy regal gin for us (alcoholic drink ) you no say the kind of cold wey dey outside no be small . Me: that one no be problem **I dipped my hand into my pocket and gave him 1000naira note** . Vigilante1: I no get change oh . Me: no worry keep the change . Vigilante1: haa thank you, where you say una the stay? . Me: Araromi . Vigilante1: we go follow you there so another set of vigilante no go disturb you for road . Me: OK **the two of them seeing us off to Christabel house** . ******THE FOLLOWING DAY****** . I woke up as early as 5:00am in the morning, I was feeling weak and lost some of energy , I was weak because of two rounds of sex I had with Christabel last night. I manage to get up went into bathroom to clean up, Christabel has fully wake before I returned from bathroom . Christabel: Good morning love . Me: good morning . Christabel: how was your night? . Me: with you beside me, it went well . Christabel: **laugh** that's romantic of you, how are you feeling now? . Me: weak . Christabel : lazy man you can't do three rounds . Me: I can't do three rounds because am with my love, not with prostitute, so why rushing? While you are here for me . Christabel: I love you pesman, you always put smile on my face . Me: smile **wearing my clothes** . Christabel: this is 5am pesman where are you going? . Me: my house . Christabel: is too early . Me: am going somewhere by 7:00am . Christabel: where? . Me: I have appointments with one frim I applied with (I lied) . Christabel: so when are we going to see you? . Me: I will give you a call . Christabel: missing you already . Me: miss you too . Christabel: A kiss . Me: **Moved closed to her and kissed her** . Christabel: Ouch nothing sweeter than earlier morning kiss . Me: see you soon dear **I walked out of her house** I reached my house at 6:07am took a nap and woke by 7:20am by the sound of my phone . Me: Hello dear . Dupe: hi love, how was your night? . Me: fine . Dupe: What happened yesterday, I was trying your number but not connect, I was panic maybe something bad has happened to you . Me: nothing happened to me dear, I am perfectly ok . Dupe: Where do you sleep last night? . Me: **Panic should I open up or not ** Hello what do you say I can't hear you clearly . Dupe: Where do you sleep last night, I checked you at house this morning by 5am and you wasn't at home, don't tell me you slept in your room. Cuz your room were locked . Me: **Thank God she opened up** actually I wasn't sleep in my room, something happened at the party after you left . Dupe: **Oluwa o, (My God)** pesman tell me what happened to you, I am doomed, pesman but I warned you nah, hope dey no shoot you at the party? . Me: Am not the victim . Dupe: Who is the victim then? . Me: Abbey the boyfriend of the celebrant . Dupe: What a wicked world, what really happened to him? . Me: Bottle was smashed on his head by unknown bottlemen . Dupe : which one is bottlemen again? . Me: You know we have terrorist that terrorizes us with gun here in 9ja? . Dupe: Yes I know . Me: what was their name? . Dupe: Gunmen of course, because they are operation with guns . Me: Brilliant you, those people who wounded abbey operation with bottles, that's why they were called bottlemen . Dupe: Funny you, where is he now? . Me: He's in hospital, I left him this morning, I slept with him in the hospital last night, that's why you met my absent . Dupe: My mind is now at rest, I thought you were sleeping in woman house . Me: What am I still looking for after having someone like you . Dupe: thanks love, am resuming Supermarket work this morning, I reached agreement with madam hadiza last night, see you after closing hours . Me: so soon . Dupe: Yes dear . Me: OK dear, see you soon . Dupe: love you . Me: I do . Dupe: bye . Me: bye **Hanged up** . Things are now getting complicated for me, "Dupe will start work today under madam Hadiza" "Same woman who had crushed on me" "I am also going to visit madam Hadiza this morning" "Should I postpone her visitation till next time? " "What would be my explanation if dupe eventually see me with her boos?" "Should I called Dupe and explain to her" "Never I can't do that" "Don't forget who Dupe is" My phone rang that moment, it was madam Hadiza . Me: Hello . Madam hadiza: Hi love how are you doing? . Me: Fine . Madam hadiza: Please I want to see you at my supermarket by 10am this morning, don't say no please **She hangs up** . This woman must be very stupid she don't even allowed me to accept or decline. "She said I should come to her supermarket by 10am" "To go and face Dupe abi? " "This woman wants to ruin my relationship with Dupe" "Dupe must not heard about this, if I don't want trouble" "What should I do know" "Should I go or not? " "An idea popped into my head" . To be continued

Are you asking weather to go or not Wetin concern me

ASK ME AGAIN..

EPISODE18 . . . I rapidly brought out my phone and rang cnn he picked on second rings After all he was the architect of this saga He was the one took me to Fayemi "Babalawo" He was the one who created this problem and he must solve it . Cnn :Hello who is this? . Me: Guy forget that thing . Cnn: I say who am i speaking with? . Me: Abeg talk to me . Cnn: So you still have my phone number? . Me: Before nko? . Cnn: I thought you had found a new friend no need of talking to me anymore . Me: Guy it was only yesterday I don't hear from you . Cnn: I thought you have deleted my digits out of your phone . Me: Why would i do that? . Cnn: Who knows . Me: Let's be serious . Cnn: You called . Me: Yeah boss, I need your help on one issue that keep bothering my mind . Cnn: Am now your boss if you wants to talk to me, just come to my house hangs up . Cnn must be mad o he said I should come over to his house before i can speak with him What would be his attitude if he became 9ja presido? Igara re ti poju (He form too much Well not his fault am the seekers of advice I will unfriend him after he solved this problem . The ringtone of my phone brought me back to live, I looked at the screen it was unsaved number . Me: Hello who is this? . Voice: Lady voice pesman how are you doing? . Me: Am doing good, please who is this? . Voice: Hmmm pesman that's how we normally treats people who's not important in our life . Me: What do you mean? . Voice: You forget me so soon . Me: I am sorry ,please tell me more about yourself . Voice: Jameelah . Me: Jameelah am hearing that name for the first time . Voice: Hmmm pesman, Jameelah the girl you met at Grace birthday yesterday . Me: Remembered Oh Jameelah the princess of Zaria . Jameelah: Laugh Funny you, Yah Yah (How are you ) . Me: Lafia (Fine) . Jameelah: why don't you saved my number? . Me: You saved it yourself yesternight . Jameelah: Sorry I call with my other line . Me: I don't know when you left the party last night . Jameelah: It because of what happened yesterday at the party, pesman I nearly ran into moving vehicle, I was so scared . Me: Sorry dear . Jameelah: Thanks, where are you? . Me: sense danger With friends . Jameelah: Early this morning . Me: Abi nah Wetin man go do . Jameelah: I think you are at home . Me: nope . Jameelah: When are you returning home? . Me: Don't know yet, am going somewhere . Jameelah: We have to talk, i need to see you . Me: Hope no problem? . Jameelah: Not really, but i have something important to share with you . Me: its patenic with money? . Jameelah: Can't you talk without involving money . Me: Owo ni koko (Money is most important) . Jameelah: Badamuh (No problem) so when are we seeing? . Me: Anytime am available . Jameelah: You will ? . Me: Hollar at you . Jameelah: Do i have your words? . Me: Yes you do . Jameelah: Later then bye, hmm before you hang up don't forget to save this number ooo . Me: Sure I will . Jameelah: Bye . Me: Bye Hangs up . Another delima Jameelah again What she has to say? Seems she had falling victims of my woman ritual cream I just rubbed this cream twice And I had two girls in my custody Dupe and Christabel, Jameelah wants to join the race I think it's right time to stop using this cream If care isn't taking, I would have more than Dozens girls around No girlfriend no problem The higher your have the higher your problems . My phone rang for the second time in 30minutes, I looked at the screen it was Christabel . Me: Hello bae . Christabel: Peslove, how are you? . Me: I am fine and you . Christabel: Also fine, Where are you . Me: On my way to where i told you . Christabel: Success is urs dear, you shall be favored . Me: Amen thanks . Christabel: Just to check on you . Me: Woow, wonderful you, you are the best dear . Christabel: When are you coming back . Me: Don't know yet . Christabel: Kindly branch at my house when coming . Me: OK dear, I will . Christabel: What was your favorite meal . Me: You wanna prepare for me . Christabel: Yeah love . Me: But I don't drop any money behind . Christabel: You shouldn't worry about that it's my responsibility to take good care of you . Me: Hmmmm . Christabel: You don't know your position in my heart, I love you pesman . Me: Woow Love you more dear, just cook anything you want . Christabel: OK dear Can't wait to see your handsome face . Me: Missing your beautiful face already . Christabel: Pesman you are the best . Me: Likewise you, bye . Christabel: Bye Hanged up . Seems Christabel wants to be more caring than Dupe Dupe hasn't for once cooked for me Christabel is going to cook for me now I will visit her later in the day Seems am in love with her All thanks to fayemi The man behind my women markets ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ AN HOUR LATER CNN ROOM . I sipped out of viju milk he was drinking, he was sited on bed playing game on his phone, with full smile on his face, I see you today pesman he said to me without looking my direction. . Me: Guy no be only yesterday we don't see . Cnn: Where went you yesterday? . Me: Grace birthday . Cnn: Oh! That bae birthday . Me: Sorry for not calling you along . Cnn: No need for that, I wasn't at home yesterday too . Me: Where you slept . Cnn: Tola's house . Me: Program season . Cnn: I enjoyed that thing . Me: Good of you . Cnn: I see you any problem . Me: Not really just need to consult you before running into one . Cnn: I am listening . Me: First of all, I have found out who peslady was . Cnn: Tell me who is she please . Me: Actually I haven't meet her in person, but she called me to come to her office this morning . Cnn: Good news, what are you waiting for go then . Me: There's a problem . Cnn: What happened . Me: Dupe told me last two days that she was offered a job of sale girl in one big supermarket that just opened in town . Cnn: Go straight to the point . Me: Guy listen, that's where problem is. The same woman that offered Dupe a job was the Same woman that has been disturbing me for so long . Cnn: Surprised you mean peslady was the one offered Dupe a job? . Me: Yes . Cnn: Tell me it's a lie . Me: I am serious . Cnn: Ahhh pesman you have to be careful with two of them . Me: Now Dupe called me this morning, she told me she will resume work in that supermarket this morning and she has gone . Cnn: You mean Dupe has started working under that woman . Me: Yes she has . Cnn: Oga ooo . Me: The main problem now is that Madam hadiza invited me to meet her in her supermarket this morning by 10am and Dupe was there in supermarket, you know if i go Dupe will surely suspecting me. That's the area I need your help . Cnn: And you are panic? . Me: it worth it Bro . Cnn: It very simple . Me: What do I do . Cnn: Firstly she was the one invited you, she loves you already, just call her now and tell her you can only meet in her house not in the supermarket, because people may not let her have fully attention for you . Me: And you think it will work out . Cnn: Act like a man, Don't disrespect yourself in front of a woman, be bold . Me: OK Bro, I will call her right now . Cnn: According to my perspective, that woman ready to do anything for you, just be playing along with her . Me: I will not disappoint you . Cnn: Better, and you should act busy when with her, so she wouldn't think low of you . Me: Hmmmm . Cnn: Keep telling her you are going somewhere, so she can see you as responsible man . Me: OK Boss . Cnn: And one more thing . Me: I am listening sir . Cnn: To be on saver side, you know only safe way is the right way . Me: Yes sir . Cnn: Set your phone on recording while convers with her . Me: Because? . Cnn: For security reason pesman, and you should keep your phone secured for reference purpose, and you should not let her know you were recording her voice . Me: Brilliant you Bro, I will act as directed sir My phone rang that moment it was Dupe, I looked at Cnn, should I pick or not? The prognosticator had found out again . To be continued

How do u know dat she don find out

Gud story

Funny

Pick jare,make i ear watin she 1 talk about

EPISODE19 . . . *** AUGUST VISITOR*** . My phone rang for the second time, I was shaking like jelly fish. "I wasn't ready for Dupe predicament" "No doubt she had found out am meeting with madam Hadiza" "And this bea love me o" "I also love her' Nothing will happen jare, I summoned courage to pick the call after third rings . Me: Hello . Dupe: Where do you keep your phone? . Me: I was in toilet when you called (I lied ) . Dupe : I thought as much . Me: Absolutely . Dupe : Better . Me: You called . Dupe : Do I not entitled to call my man? . Me: Sure you are, and you can anytime,anywhere,anyday you like . Dupe : So why questioning? . Me: I thought we have talked today. . Dupe : And so? . Me: Am sorry . Dupe : Where are you? . Me: With cnn . Dupe : say me well to him . Me: Delivered . Dupe : Have you eaten? . Me: Yes, how work? . Dupe: Fine . Me: Hope its not too stressful? . Dupe: Not yet, you know we just opened, people are yet to be patronise us . Me: They are coming . Dupe: We believed, so where are you planning to go now? . Me: Am going nowhere . Dupe: Peslier . Me: Itumo (Meaning) . Dupe:Tell me, where are you planning to go? . Me:Oh! I remembered CNN and I wants to go and greet Abby in hospital . Dupe: Perfect, but you haven't talked yet . Me: That's all baby . Dupe: Hmmm pesman I just want you to know that kosi ohun ti opamo labe orun (There is no secrets under the sun) . Me: I don't understand . Dupe: You will not, pesman I will Call you back get customers to attend to now ***Hangs up*** . "I knew it" "I know she had found out" "Aje omo (witch)" "You cannot kill me" "I will visit madam hadiza and nothing would happened" . Cnn: *** Faced me*** Dupe called you? . Me: Yes . Cnn: Have been suspecting that girl, she was Posses under evils sprites, she always called you whenever you are about to embark on any mission . Me: She is not posessed Bro, its coincidence . Cnn: If you say so, ogbeni call madam hadiza jor . Me: OK sir ***Dialed her number, she picked on fourth rings*** . Madam hadiza: Hi love . Me: Hi . Madam hadiza: How are you doing? . Me: Am doing great . Madam hadiza: Are you on the way? . Me: No am not . Madam hadiza: ***With disappointed voice*** pesman but why? Have been expecting you here for the past 30minute . Me: I will soon be on my way, but on one condition . Madam hadiza: what condition is that? . Me: ***Looked at cnn, he signalled me to voice out*** we will meet in your house not in Supermarket . Madam hadiza: why do you preferred my house? . Me: You know in supermarket, you might have a lots of customers to attend to, I don't think you would have proper time for me, and we have a lots to discuss, have been longing for this for so long . Madam hadiza: pesman tell me it's a lie . Me: Am serious, can't wait to see you . Madam hadiza: Woow that's great, What do you suggest we do now? . Me: To meet in your house, can we? . Madam hadiza: Your wish is my command, you have My word pesman . Me: That's amazed, sent address . Madam hadiza: Sure I will, as soon as I hanged up this call . Me: Yeah . Madam hadiza: What do you care for? . Me: Don't tell me you are not fasting? . Madam hadiza: pesman we ain't in the month of Ramadan . Me: Thought you are a Muslim? . Madam hadiza: Yeah I am from kaduna . Me: You have to fast today then . Madam hadiza: Because? . Me: Today is Monday . Madam hadiza: Allah Akbar (God is great) Monday and Thursday fasting? . Me: Yes you know its sunah of prophet Muhammad (S. W. A) and we must follow him . Madam hadiza: Thanks for this dear . Me: *** You think am fasting? Hmmm I wasn't fasting. I willingly brought that topic, so I won't be poisoned in her house, you have to be very careful when dealing with eminent women, only God knows the sources of their wealth omi adagun kiki idoti (A pond filled with dirty )*** you welcome ma . Madam hadiza: see you soon dear . Me: Yeah ***Hangs up*** . Cnn: ***Faced me *** What does she said? . Me: You won't believe she agreed to meet in her house . Cnn: Gba fun oga e (bow for your Boss) . Me: You are a good boss, your brain is active . Cnn: I know it would worked out . Me: Perfectly . Cnn: Yeah, now Dupe chapter has been closed . Me: na so Bro, all thanks to you . Cnn: No be me o, Na God. That remind me you haven't tell me about the birthday . Me: The birthday didn't end well . Cnn: What happened? . Me: Even Abbey is in hospital as am talking to you . Cnn: ***Shocked ***What happened to Abbey? . Me: Bottle was smashed on his head. . Cnn: Yeeee by who? . Me: Unknown bottlemen . Cnn: Abbey is too stupid, he too like arguments, so what brings the argument? . Me: Its not an argument . Cnn: Then what led to fight? . Me: Its not a fight . Cnn: Tell me what happened then . Me: Abbey is the celebrant's boyfriend . Cnn: Na Sandra dey do birthday? . Me: No na Grace, dey just meet not too long . Cnn: OK, go on . Me: We were called to front for cutting of the cake, we were about to cut it when I heard Gbos! Gbos!! Gbos!!! . Cnn: What was that? . Me: Bottle was smashed on his head, he fainted immediately, we carried him to hospital sha . Cnn: Oga Ooo (it's a pity ) Thank God I wasn't at the party who knows what might be happening to me . Me: According to Christabel, grace Ex was behind it . Cnn: Who is Christabel? . Me: The girl we met at emeka boutique . Cnn: You have been talking with her? . me: We attended the party together ***A text entered my phone, it was madam hadiza house address *** she had sent the address I have to start going now . Cnn: Pesman use your head, don't fall my hand o . Me: Don't worry Bro, see you soon ***Walked out of his room*** ----------------------------------- ****** MADAM HADIZA CASTLE ****** I knocked on the gate for about five times before one elderly man opened it for me, The man was looking like 59 to 62years to me, he put on a uniform, that kind of firstbank security uniform, with my sense of humor I concluded he was the house gate man. He was talking to me with strong accent Yoruba Dialect . . Gate man: What can I do for you? . Me: Good morning sir, actually am looking for madam hadiza . Gate man: From where? . Me: From this noble town,she gave me appointing . Gate man: When? . Me: Have spoke with her on phone this morning . Gate man: She said you should come? . Me: Baba eje kin wole (let me in) . Gate man: Madam is not around . Me: Pardon! . Gate man: She just went out not too long . Me: Impossible, not too long i spoke with her . Gate man: Young man, better respect yourself, I said madam is not around . Me: Hey baba, no open eyes for me oo, I said she called me to come, you're asking me annoying questions here . Gate man: Don't worry, you will stay long here ***He shut the gate on my face*** . Me: *** Felt embarrassed that moment *** "this man really embarrassed me" "The whole pesman" "This man don't know me sha" "Don't worry i will soon become your oga in this house". I brought out my phone to call madam hadiza. . Madam hadiza: Hi love don't you come again? . Me: I was at your gate for the past an hour, your gate man don't let me in . Madam hadiza: Haa sorry dear, he's working on order . Me: You suppose to tell him you are having visitor . Madam hadiza: Sorry dear, he would let you in now . Me: Too late, am on my way back home . Madam hadiza: why nah, please don't do this to me, am deeply sorry, please turn back . Me: Tell your gate man to opened the gate wide before I reach . Madam hadiza: He would opened it, Thanks dear ***Hanged up*** . I stood at akimbo looking at the gate, 7min later the gate threw opened I walked in, eyed the gate man, I walked to the door and rang the bell. You can come in, woman voice replied me from inside, i opened the door and walked in. Standing before me was a woman of about 45 to 47years of age, if I wasn't miscalculated ,he wore blue gown with gold necklace on her neck, her wrist watch and scent of perfume coming from her was incredible, random thought began running on my mind "Finally finally you are now in front of madam hadiza" "what's gonna happen now" "This woman is very rich o" "Omo see house" "See the living room" "I never entered beautiful house like this in my life o" "This woman is beautiful o, she looks like under 20" "chai money good o" "Wait o this woman no get husband " " "What of her children(s)" "Abi na ritualist she be" " I Don enter am" "make this woman no use me for ritual" "Shey na only her and gate man dey live this big house" "God I dey your hand o" "Make I no regrets coming here oo". Madam hadiza brought me back from the journey of thinking . Madam hadiza: Hmmm **cleared throat** . Me: Hmmm ***I quickly set my phone on recording as suggested by cnn*** . Madam hadiza: Welcome to my castle . Me: Thank you ma. . Madam hadiza: Have your sit . Me: ***sat down*** . Madam hadiza: What can i offer you? . Me: Thought I told you am on fasting . Madam hadiza: That show you are practising Muslim . Me: Yeah, Devoted one . Madam hadiza: That's good . Me: Have been longing for this day to come . Madam hadiza: Really? . Me: And thanks for what you've been doing in my life . Madam hadiza: Like? . Me: Paying my hospital Bill and secured my freedom from police custody . Madam hadiza: it's nothing . Me: I am very grateful Ma, have been thinking of how to come and says thank you . Madam hadiza: Let Skipp that dear . Me: Alright, you sent for me? . Madam hadiza: Actually pesman, it's been long have been snitches on you, anytime I see you I don't get myself . Me: ***Pretending*** What do you mean . Madam hadiza: I cannot hide my feelings for you again, I have to say it out now, pesman I want to have you by my side . Me: You want me to be working in your supermarket right? . Madam hadiza: ***Moved closed to me, she begin caress my hand*** Not that, what I have for you is pure and real, and I am ready to take care of you . Me: But why me of all people? . Madam hadiza: ***Caress my hair*** pesman you cannot know what I see in you, am in love with you ***kisses me, Door bell rang that moment*** . Me: Someone is at Your door . Madam hadiza: Who is there? . Voice: ***lady voice*** me ma . Me: ***Send the voice in to my medulla oblongata polarity for scanning 10% 20% 50% 80% 100% Result: This voice is 90% of Dupe's voice*** . Madam hadiza: Don't you have a name? . Voice: The sale girl you employed this morning . Madam hadiza: Dupe right? . Voice: Yes . Me: ***Mogbe (am doomed) Dupe finally followed me here, what do i do now? My secrets has finally leaked out, what will be my explanation to Dupe? Pesman you are in trouble*** . Madam hadiza: OK am coming (Because door was closed, she stood up to open the door for here) . Me: Ermm Ermm (stammer) please can I make use of your toilet? . To be continued

lol hahaha pesman sorry ok.

LOL. So funny

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Yawa don gas

Hilarious

See as toilet don dey catch u now now!

more update soon

EPISODE20 . . . ****** DAY AND NIGHT ABOUT TO CONVERGE ****** . The knock sounded for the second time. I was like pee on my pant . Madam hadiza: Woman, am coming be patient . Dupe: OK Ma . Me: ***overwhelmed*** please where your toilet located? . Madam hadiza: The door behind you leads to toilet . I went inside toilet to hid not to poo or pee but for Dupe not to see me, random thought began running through my complected mind. "Dupe again" "This girl shouldlemme be please" "She was indeed monitoring sprit" "She followed me everywhere" "Where she gets her power self?" "I wish she could see bet9ja result" "I would have become a millionaire by now" " But no, she couldn't see that, only my movements she can monitor" "Continue monitoring me up and down na you sabi" . I moved closed to the toilet door to listen to their conversation, I can hear them clearly. . Madam hadiza: You are here, hope no problem, you supposed to be in supermarket by now? . Dupe: Yes ma, I was here to tell you that our goods has arrived . Madam hadiza: And so? Can't you guys call me instead of coming here . Dupe: Ma, the number you left with us isn't connecting, we've tried it several times but still not connecting and the suppliers demand to see you, that's why Mr John sent me here ma . Madam hadiza: OK tell them am coming soon, please go and monitor my shop . Dupe: OK Ma, when are you coming? . Madam hadiza: *** With harsh tone*** What is your problem, i said am coming soon, what your problem with that? Now out . Dupe: Sorry ma *** Walked out*** . "Dupe finally fumble sha" "Her too know too much" "Wetin be her own" I walked out of toilet without using it, I traversed back to sitting room, madam hadiza was seated on couch . Me: Why melancholy face, what is happening? . Madam hadiza: Don't mind the Yeye girl that just left now . Me: *** Feigned*** who is she? . Madam hadiza: The girl I just employed . Me: Her name? . Madam hadiza: Dupe . Me: What does she wants, she supposed to be in supermarket by now . Madam hadiza: She came here to delivered message . Me: About the supermarket? . Madam hadiza: Yes, My goods has arrived . Me: Oh! That's good, you'll make more sales insah Allah . Madam hadiza: Ameen . Me: That's mean you've to go and see them and observe the goods very well, all those truck drivers are not worth to be trusted. They can act funny sometimes . Madam hadiza: You mean they are stealing? . Me: I don't say so, but you must be watchful and vigilant with your goods . Madam hadiza: That's why I need manager badly . Me: Try to employ one as soon as possible, so he can be managing the store for you. But the person must be trustworthy, it is advisable to employed someone you know and trusted very well . Madam hadiza: Hmmmm . Me: anybody in mind? . Madam hadiza: Yes but am thinking of him, Don't know if he would agreed or not . Me: Have you discussed it with him before? . Madam hadiza: No . Me: Call him nah, you've nothing to worry about, highest he would declined the offer . Madam hadiza: I don't want him to decline it . Me: You have to convince him with sugarcoat mouth, I believe he would accepted . Madam hadiza: I pray to God to give me courage to talk to him . Me: Funny you, courage to talk to whom you want to employ, don't you know you are the boss, you are the owner of your Money . Madam hadiza: No problem dear we'll talk about it later . Me: OK ma . Madam hadiza: Stop using ma for me, you're my part . Me: OK madam, thought you love that? . Madam hadiza: Nope I don't . Me: What would you prefer then . Madam hadiza: Call me #peslady . Me: That reminds me . Madam hadiza: Enumerate it . Me: You always used peslady as signatory message . Madam hadiza: Yeah that's what i prefer to be called by you . Me: ***Don't you know you too old to be peslady? *** Perfect I will be calling you that . Madam hadiza: Thank dear . Me: So let back to what we are discussing before Denike or what's her name interrupted us . Madam hadiza: Dupe . Me: Yeah . Madam hadiza: Pesman what I am trying to say is that I love you, and i want you to be close to me and be by my side always . Me: What of your husband ? . Madam hadiza: Please don't remind me of him . Me: What happened? . Madam hadiza: *** Sob*** my husband is no more . Me: ***Sympathies*** sorry dear may almighty Allah grant him Aljanal fredouse, and be with you and your children . Madam hadiza: Ameen . Me: But you supposed to remarry instead of having affairs with small boy like me . Madam hadiza: Pesman, I made vow not to remarry again, Afterall I had three children(s) two boys and one girl . Me: Where are they . Madam hadiza: Only my daughter is leaving here with me . Me: What of the other two boy's . Madam hadiza: They're in USA . Me: May almighty Allah continue protecting them . Madam hadiza: Ameen . Me: Don't you think your children can get mad at you if they eventually discovered what is going on between us, i don't want them to ask for my head, you know how US based behaves . Madam hadiza: Two of them are kids of 15 and 12years . Me: What of their sister . Madam hadiza: She's 19years now . Me: Where is she now . Madam hadiza: She's not around now, pesman can you please do what I asked you for . Me: Actually i don't think i can do it, beside I have someone am dating, where do you want me to put her, I love her so much I don't want to hurt her, and i don't want her to cry because of me . Madam hadiza: I understand you pesman, I Don't ask for your hands in marriage with me, what you'll be doing for me is so simple . Me: like . Madam hadiza: I will be calling you anytime I need you by my side, you just have to be treating me the way I want. I am an eminent woman in this town I don't want to tarnish my image that's why I choose someone like You, even if people see us together they wouldn't think we have something in common, they would think you're working with me, pesman please don't turned me down ***sobs*** . Me: Anytime I want to flirt behind my girl I do feel uncomfortable I don't want to cheat on her and I don't want her to cheat on me too, ohun ti ole'gba mase se fun eniyan (don't do to people what you can't endure) . Madam hadiza: ***sob*** how I wish my husband is alive, I would have never scornful myself in front of you like this, pesman just name whatever you want and consider it done . Me: *** Have been reading, hearing, watching about Malaysia for so long*** "This is the opportunity of going to Malaysia" "Pesman why don't you tell her you want to go to Malaysia" "Hmmmm pesman you are a gold digger o" "Why are you not thinking with your head" "Don't let this woman see you as volition of money" "OK what should I requested for? " "You can request for a car nah" "A car while you're leaving in a one single room without chair in it" "Don't forget CNN advised to act busy in front of her . The sms ringtone of my phone brought me back to reality, I brought out my phone to check the text, the sender was nobody but Dupe, I begin to fear that I started sweat from head to toe despite the fact that A. C were on, what I'm sure of is nobody cannot kill me than Dupe "Pesman I know you were with madam hadiza when I visited, but I was extremely Surprised to met your absence in her sitting room, I know you were hidden somewhere, please don't waste my time tell me what is going on, so I will know my stand in your custody" were the contents of the message. Dupe and her palaver, I waved her thought out of my mind . Madam hadiza: Talk to me pesman . Me: Nothing much to say, I would like to send my reply through sms, I will text you before I sleep . Madam hadiza: Can't wait to hear from you, I want my mind to be at rest . Me: Don't worry peslady, I will get back to you soon . Madam hadiza: I am looking forward to it . Me: Tell me more about your husband and reason why you vow not to remarry again . Madam hadiza: It is a long story pesman, please don't refresh my wounds am yet to overcome it . Me: Please try to tell Me, so I will know what response to give you Concerning your proposal . Madam hadiza: So you want to be threatening me because of my condition . Me: How would i do that, I just want to know and to be assure I am in safe hand . Madam hadiza: *** Looked at me and cleared throat with tear rolled from her eyes to her cheek*** pesman I was married to Alhaji usman Dan Zaria at age of 26, usman was very popular because he was a politician, he loved by everyone he was rich and wealthy,he loves playing with people. Usman do treat everybody equally, he was pure and honest, he used to gives out to less privileged people and he never failed to render help to anybody whom seek. In year 2007 usman contested for the post of kaduna state governor, he started his awareness, his posters were pasted everywhere across kaduna state, he contested under the platform of U.C.A party this made him the peoples favorite, everybody was ready to vote him, he has gained ground than any other candidates in other political parties, even some of other men who had ambition under the U.C.A willingly step down for him. I was extremely happy and joyous, pesman I was even day- dreaming the day of election, all my aims is to become first lady of kaduna state without knowing I was just be dreaming, the dream that can never comes to reality. ***She increased the level of her crying*** pesman 13days to election usman and i were sleeping in our matrimonial room at exactly 1.00am in the morning usman suddenly shouted "WAYO ALLAH" (My God) and he died instantly, pesman I cried out my eye, that put dent to my ambition to become the first lady of kaduna state ***continue with crying, I was even carried away by her crying, I felt totally dejected, I was touched by her words that I felt like crying with her that moment but i held back my tear, man must not cry*** To cut the long story short pesman after the burial of usman his families stand against me and my children they called me several names, they said I was responsible for their son's death, they took over his properties and sent me out of his house. But God is powerful than them, how on earth would I killed my beloved husband, My crown, My Joy, the father of my kids, They seize all our properties, all his companies were locked by his brother, I wasn't entitled to his property anymore, but God saved me usman made me his next of kin of his bank account, when he was alive, I have access to his bank account. After the accident I called his bank manager Mr adamu he's someone I know very well we are from the Same area in kaduna (kabala west) I explained everything to him he was the one that helped me out by Transfered part of his money to my account, after the transaction was done I relocated to South West, that's why i was here in osun state since 2008 That's my story dear. . I felt like crying after listening to Madam hadiza's story What a wicked world we lives in???? . To be continued

errm pesman use ur head....

hmmm,no b small tin o

No be small thing o

Pesman don hammer!

Hmmmm No be small thing

Do you think the jazz would expired?

EPISODE21 . . . I felt like crying after listened to madam hadiza's story, that's how life treating us most of time. . Me: Am sorry for everything . Madam hadiza: It is nothing dear, Thank God have overcome it, lets forget about it . Me: OK dear . Madam hadiza: So what are You planning to do now? . Me: I don't understand . Madam hadiza: I mean as in, what are your plans now . Me: ***Still not understand*** To do with what . Madam hadiza: Your life of course . Me: Oh! OK, am planning to register for coming jamb, and starting my admission into higher institutions . Madam hadiza: That's brilliant idea, I love it, so have you registered? . Me: Nope, I'm yet to, but I will soon . Madam hadiza: Why ? Hope it's not about money . Me: Actually its not, My mum had paid for it . Madam hadiza: You should registered on time dear. . Me: Sure I'll . Madam hadiza: I wish you best of luck . Me: Amen ***Remembered Cnn advice, "Pesman act busy in front of her*** I have to start going now see you later . Madam hadiza: So soon . Me: Am going somewhere . Madam hadiza: Thought you said we have a lots to talk when you called . Me: yes, I think we are done . Madam hadiza: Nope we haven't, we still have some other important things to discuss, only God knows when next am seeing you . Me: Very soon ***Standing up like I was ready to leave*** . Madam hadiza: sit down dear . Me: ***Sat down*** . Madam hadiza: Concerning the issue of manager I discussed with you earlier . Me: chio, I think you have to start going to your supermarket now, in other to monitor your goods . Madam hadiza: Forget about that dear, you're very precious to me than any other things . Me: That's amazing But you should not hinder your sales because of me . Madam hadiza: pesman let me be . Me: OK ooo . Madam hadiza: can you be managing the supermarket please . Me: ***Happy, can't wait to become her Supermarket manager, but my joy was cut short when I remembered Dupe was also her worker*** That won't possible, I want to pursue my education carrier first, it is advisable to employ someone who is ready to be working, not someone like me, because if I eventually gain admission into higher institution, I will leave your store, so please try to understand me and employ another person . Madam hadiza: No problem dear, but if you still find another trustworthy person like you that can work as manager don't hesitate to tell me . Me: No problem dear. It's time to go home I will call you immediately I reach home . Madam hadiza: OK ***She dipped her hand in her purse, counted 10,000naira and gave it to me*** . Me: Thanks dear, but am not in need of money at the moment . Madam hadiza: use it as transport fee . Me: No need for that, beside am not taking any transport to here ***I valiantly rejected the money*** . Madam hadiza: Or it's too small? . Me: No dear, just that am not in need of cash ***Walked out of her sitting room*** . As soon as I stepped out of her house, random thought being run through my mind "Am going to face Dupe predicament tonight" "Dupe is going to tear me apart" "How will I face her" "I think CNN should be of help" ------------------------------------ 45 MINUTES LATER CNN'S ROOM . I met him in his room he was sited on the bed, while playing with his phone, only God knows what he was doing on his phone that made him hide it when I walked in, I concluded he was watching porn, because I could see bulge in his trouser . Cnn: You're back . Me: No o am still on my way coming (foolish quy) . Cnn: so, how it went . Me: It went flawlessly Bro . Cnn: you act as directed . Me: Don't you reliance your guy anymore . Cnn: Sure I am, oya where is it? . Me: ***Brought out my phone from inner pocket, gave it to him*** here is it . Cnn: Where do you saved it? . Me: ***Collected the phone from him, and played it for him*** . Cnn: ***listening carefully to my conversations with madam hadiza *** ogbeni (mr) pesman you did a wonderful job here, and you acted mature for declining the money she offered you . Me: I will not lie you Ooo, I regrets the money I declined, I suppose to collect the money . Cnn: It will earn you pride in front of her you might not know . Me: How do you mean? . Cnn: She will see you as responsible man not a gold digger, she will also thinks very high of you, she will trust you . Me: Really . Cnn: yeah, just continue playing along with my scripts because have written it to end . Me: Why writing it to end it's your business? . Cnn: it's not, but as far as you are in this, am also automatically in it with you . Me: So what Will be the next step to take now . Cnn: Call her in the night tell her you have agreed to be doing her wish . Me: That would makes me her officially concubine . Cnn: It's not concubine, two of you are not in any marriage, concubine is for two married couples that secretly cheated on their marriages, you're cheating on Dupe while madam hadiza is cheating on her late husband, so it's not concubine . Me: But what do we called this? . Cnn: Just see your self as her errands boy, and act like one so people will not suspect of anything . Me: OK sir, where are you planning to go now? . Cnn: Am going nowhere any problem . Me: I want you to accompany me to my bae house . Cnn: You wants to go and meet Dupe at work . Me: Nope, not Dupe . Cnn: What are you trying to figure out then . Me: Christabel asked me to come to her house . Cnn: To do what . Me: To have lunch with her ***on hearing "To have lunch with her" Cnn ear raised like that of rabbits*** . Cnn: And am feeling hungry right now, when are we going . Me: What says the time . Cnn: Some minutes to 1pm . Me: OK lemme . Cnn: ***cuts in*** let you do what? abeg let's go jare . Me: We cannot go just like that, let me ring her first ***Dialing her number she picked on third rings*** . Christabel: Hi boo . Me: cool, where have you keep your phone since? . Christabel: Am in kitchen . Me: Owk dear . Christabel: Where are you now . Me: About to leave where I am . Christabel: Are you still coming here because your food is almost ready . Me: I will be there with you in the next 30minutes ***30minutes is too much nah, Cnn whispered to me*** . Christabel: I will be expecting you dear . Me: Am coming soon . Christabel: Bye . Me: Bye ***Hang up*** . Cnn: You fumble Walahi . Me: Kini mo se (What have I do) . Cnn: Why 30minutes . Me: 30minutes is not too much . Cnn: You suppose tell her we are on our way . Me: We'll soon be on our way OK! . Cnn: What she's gonna cooking . Me: How would I know . Cnn: Think she told you . Me: Nope, she doesn't . Me: That's reminds me . Cnn: Remind you of what . Me: Madam hadiza discussed issues of her supermarket manager with me, who do you suggest he capable of that post . Cnn: I cannot talk now . Me: Because? . Cnn: Am hungry, I can only talk when I filled my Tommy . Me: So, after eating, who would you still suggest? . Cnn: Myself . How would you not suggested yourself omo ale (Bastard) . To be continued

Na CNN go ruin you

CNN and food....well funny episode

His lyf don dey ruin since

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sorry for late update, coolval site was down for some hours, or its only on my phone??? Anyway new update is coming soon, thanks

and i want this story to be listed, some people think i stopped at episode 16 because it is not listed beyond episode 16

EPISODE22 . . . *** THE RAUNCHY NURSE *** . I don't understand the kind of life am living and about to be living, I remember when I was glamorous for girlfriend, am now with enough women already, having 3 women in my custody isn't a problem, the main problem is how to understand, cope and having intimacy with them without raising any suspicious from any angles. That's also a simple problem, the main problem at hand now is all about unruly PROGNOSTICATOR (Dupe), firstly Christabel didn't know where am living, and if she asked I would just tell her am living with my friend (Cnn). Secondly madam hadiza isn't type of a woman that has time for stupid love like those teenage girls, she cannot demand to know where am staying, even if she does, she cannot visit me like beseeching girls, her own case is quite different and easy to deal with. But now I can see myself as most inanimate guy on earth, to me "Fayemi" is the most potency herbalist man on earth, come to think of it with sense of humor, instead of going for women ritual, I supposed go for money ritual then, I would have become a millionaire by now. I think I have to visit "Fayemi" again, this time around to show my gratitude not for money ritual. . Cnn: What are you thinking . Me: we are a week far from Edo election . Cnn: And so? Your father is contesting . Me: Yes from Kowa party . Cnn: Fuck nigga . Me: Photocopy . Cnn: So when are we going? . Me: Where? . Cnn: Christabel side . Me: I think we should be on our way now . Cnn: That's my guy, oya let's go. And from there to where? . Me: I reckon we should visit abbey in hospital . Cnn: Good idea, after I filled my tommy we'll head to his ward . We left Cnn room for Christabel abode to filled our Tommy with what she prepared, unknown food or so I thought. ---------------------------------------------------------- ***CHRISTABEL'S ROOM*** . I knocked on the door with full smile on my face, Christabel also didn't hesitate to opened the door for me, I made my way into her room , but before I could carry two steps I was blocked with extraordinary kiss from my charming Christabel. The kiss was unexpected which makes me felt chill as the sanitation of her warmth mouth send signaled to my cord, if your girlfriend haven't been treating you the way Christabel is doing to me, I think you have to consult "Fayemi" The man behind my women market . Christabel: Welcome my love . Me: Am here . Christabel: Guess what pesman . Me: The food you cooked got burnt . Christabel: Not that, try more . Me: Better tell me, am not pastor T.B Josua . Christabel: I think you aren't coming again . Me: You think very low of me, I don't promise and failed . Christabel: That's excellent of you . Me: You don't even greet my brother . Cnn: No need for that, assuming am a single maybe I would commit suicide today . Christabel: Haaaaa not up to that my in-law, am very sorry just that I miss pesman too much . Cnn: Not that you miss pesman too much, it is because I too small here . Christabel: ***Kneeling down*** Am very sorry sir, please don't be offended . Cnn: Am not ***Faced me*** pesman lets go where you said we're going . Me: Where? . Cnn: Your girlfriend you said we're visiting . Me: Here we are . Cnn: And your wife to be is behaving like this to me? . Me: Sorry brother, Christabel is a wonderful woman that you will not want to leave again as time goes on, she's not rude and robust girl, she was truly carried away by me, on behalf of her am deeply sorry brother . Christabel: Am very sorry sir, please forgive . Cnn Before I can forgive you you'll do something for me . Christabel: Am ready to do anything for you sir . Cnn: Good give me something to corrode . Christabel: OK sir ***she went into kitchen to serve us, she came back after five minutes with big Tray in her hand, inside Tray was four(4) wrapped of semo with another plates which was covered, she placed the tray on a small stool in front of urs, I was curious to know what's inside the covered plates, as I opened the first plate starring me was well roasted Egusi soup, the scent coming from the soup can make one break his/her fasting at 6:10pm almost 40minutes to breaking hours, I opened the second plate I was surprised to see a lots of pieces of meat, I counted like 10 meats in the plate . Cnn: ***In low voice*** omo this your girlfriend too sure ooo . Me: All thanks to my creator . Cnn: Your creator, or Fayemi? . Me: Fayemi, who's Fayemi in front of God? Fayemi issues is just a coincidence, abeg mo eat ***We ate in silence without talking to each other, Christabel came with soft drinks (Chill exotic) I was shocked when I looked into the plate of semo and found none because I retired after eating one wrap of semo, Cnn ate the reaming three. Thank God his father wasn't president Buhari maybe he would have been eating our budget or presidential villa by now, who can tell ---------------------------------------------------------- Cnn: Woow what a sweet meal, my wife you're endowed, you're a chef, I guess you inherit it from our in-laws . Christabel: ***sit beside me*** whose of your in-laws if I may ask? . Cnn: Your progenitor . Me: Lolzzzz . Christabel: If you say so, and thanks for managing my meal, I know it is not worth to be eating but thanks for consuming it . Cnn: I must confess the food is super and yummy, I personally enjoyed it . Me: Me too, I love the food . Christabel: Thank you love ***Turned to cnn*** now that you have eaten can you tell me more about yourself . Cnn: Yes I can . Christabel: Your name, you hobby, your life style, your education career . Cnn: One question at a time . Christabel: OK your name . Cnn: Cnn . Christabel: funny cnn? Tell me more about it . Cnn: Just a nickname nothing more . Christabel: If you say so ***faced me*** where are you going from here . Me: Cnn and I want to visit abbey at the hospital . Christabel: why are you so selfish like this? . Me: ***Astonished*** what's my offense . Christabel: You always like to sideline me, you don't usually carry me along. Am I not beautiful enough for you to take along to the hospital? . Me: See your life, you don't allow me to finished my statement before you jumped into conclusion, what i wanted to say is CNN and i with you will be going to hospital to greet abbey, woman be calm. . Cnn: Even if he wants to sideline you I will never agree with him, so my dear we are going together . Christabel: Thank you jare Baba oko mi (my in-law) I know you'll be by my side . Cnn: Sure, money first woman followed . Me/christabel: laughed . Me: ***Faced cnn*** when are we going . Cnn: I think we should be on our way now . Christabel: No, you just eat and you need to rest a bit before we can be going (Piercing pimples on my face) ------------------------------------------------- 30 MINUTES LATER . On our way to hospital, the three of us engaged in chatting like old pals, we were discussing random topics, we were about to reached hospital gate when cnn phone rang he picked the call and talked like 1min, he faced us after the call . Cnn: we'll not stay too long in this hospital o . Me: What happened . Cnn: Tola called me . Me: Haaa its been long I saw her . Cnn: she said she is on her way to my house . Christabel: Hmmm who's tola ooo . Cnn: My little Mum . Christabel: Woow can't wait to meet her . Me: Sure you'll very soon . Cnn: Don't worry you shall know each other soon . We walked into abbey ward to meet his absence, one of the nurse told us that he had been discharged. The nurse kept starring at me and smile at the same time, before I knew it she squeezed pieces of paper in to my hand without raising any suspicious from Christabel/Cnn, I quietly collected the paper and put it inside my pocket, my aim was to check what was in it when I reached house, without knowing that another trouble await me . To be continued

Omo dis ur friend CNN dey eat ooo

Real one

Fayemi charm ooo. Madam Hadiza's daughter might like you if she see you. Better get prepared

Next plz

Another woman ehn

I don tell u say u don enta no go area

EPISODE23 . . . As soon as I collected the piece of paper I began to ponder on what the nurse is up to, I later concluded it was a mere likes nothing more, without knowing what is attached to it in the nearest future would be calamity . Cnn: What's next to do now . Me: Let's go to his house . Cnn: I don't think it is necessary . Me: its, we are determined to visit him before we left home, why sudden change of plan, moreover we are not too far from his house from here . Christabel: Since his house isn't that far to here, let kukuma visit him direct from here . Cnn: You cannot understand, but I think pesman should . Me: I don't understand anything oo . Cnn: T-O-L-A . Me: Bad nigga, so because of her we should neglect abbey, try to be a good friend, maybe tomorrow is your turn who knows, what you sow you shall reap . Cnn: Abeg stop saying nonsense pastor (Kumuyi) . Me: Na you sabi o woman wrapper . Christabel: Oya let's go and we'll not stay too long because i can see fire in brother cnn's face ---------------------------------------- ******ABBEY'S ROOM****** . Abbey was seated at the edge of his bed with bondage all over his head, he looks like someone who just free from "Kuje prison" Abuja. Seated beside him was his controversial girl (Grace). Christabel hugged her as we made our way in . Me: ***in jest tone*** Lesion man how are you . Abbey: Pesman thanks for yesterday oo, Grace told me everything, am very grateful . Cnn: Abbey Abbey thank God you survived it, but who did this to you . Abbey: ***Looked at Grace and smiled*** Na one of my rival o . Me: One of yours rivals, how many rivals do you have . Grace: Please help me ask him o, I don't know how many rivals he had . Abbey: ***(Faced Grace) no be only you can tell . Christabel: Uncle abbey abeg stop all this o, since when I knew Grace she's straight forward lady, she abstain double dating, maybe uncle abbey has another enemy except the one we are suspecting . Me: Grace which of your husband is behind this? . Grace: The idiot isn't my husband, but my Ex he wanted to kill himself because I dumped him for Abbey . Cnn: Thank God isn't more than this . Grace: Just be looking at me oo, I will deal with the fool beyond his imagination . Abbey: Cnn and pesman two of you should be looking at your back and be very vigilant o, Tola and Christabel Ex's might be running after your life too, who knows . Cnn: You loose, my girl doesn't have Ex . Me: ***Faced Christabel*** Christabel please answer him . Christabel: Uncle abbey do you want to Hear? Am having no Ex, Grace is my witness . Grace: Yes o, my friend is single before she met ogagun pesman (Ogagun mean GENERAL, military rank, like ogagun sani abacha, (General sani abacha) ogagun obasanjo, (General obasanjo) ogagun behavior (General buhari).....) All of us bursted into laughter, the kind of laugh that lasted for almost 4min. Cnn put his phone to his ear and he was saying OK, no problem, am on my way, deep down in me, I knew he was making fake calls he want us to leave on time so his visitor will meet him at home . Cnn: Abbey stay strong please, we re ready to leave, we just here to say hi to you, we are still coming back to check on you . Abbey: You guys supposed not to come when you know you know you won't stay for an hour here with me, what is the essence of your coming here self? . Me: It is not what you're talking Abbey, we are here to keep you company, even we have firstly checked you in the hospital without knowing you are have been discharged . Christabel: It is true uncle abbey beside someone is waiting for brother cnn at home, that's why we're in hurry we'll visit you again very soon sir . Grace: Thanks for your time "Ako ni fi iru re Gba o" (We shall not repay you with the same) . All of us: Amen --------- We exited his room, Cnn headed to his house while I retired to Christabel house, I stayed more than four hours with her, we engage in romantic affairs, we kissed, sucked, smooched and having three (3) rounds of sex before I left her house around 4:30pm i barely entered my room when my phone voiced out, I checked the screen the caller was "Jameelah" the girl I met at Grace birthday, I picked without extravagant of a Time . Me: Hello Jameelah . Jameelah: Hi pesman, how are you . Me: Am fine and you . Jameelah: Am OK, where are you . Me: At home . Jameelah: Haaa pesman life is not like this nah . Me: What happened . Jameelah: Don't i called you in the morning? . Me: Sure you did, any problem with that . Jameelah: Have you forgotten your promise . Me: ***Promised? I couldn't remembered my promise to her*** Did I promise you . Jameelah: Yes of course . Me: Bad me, am sorry I have small memory, I do forget things easily please remind me . Jameelah: Really . Me: Walahi (Swear in the name of God) . Jameelah: Ok o, you said you'll called me when you're returning back home, now you're at home and I don't see your call . Me: Yankuri (sorry) I forgot and I don't have much airtime on my phone please forgive . Jameelah: No problem, but pesman please I want to see you . Me: No problem about that . Jameelah: Time has gone now what of tomorrow? . Me: Am going nowhere tomorrow . Jameelah: What time . Me: Time is belong to almighty Allah, let leave everything for him to decide, what I believe is we shall see tomorrow . Jameelah: No problem, Take good care of yourself for me . Me: Karianih (It is a lie) why you? What of my Bae . Jameelah: Pesman don't hurt me with your words bye ***hangs up*** . This Jameelah of a girl is so funny, she wanted to see me, what for? All I have to do now is to be waiting patiently for tomorrow to come, when she visits tomorrow I will know what she wants to discussed with me. Sms tone of my phone brought my thinking to halt, The content of message was "7235234....... MTN airtime please manage it for me pesman thanks Jameelah care" I loaded the card, I was surprised to see "The recharge card of 1,500 was successful, in no time I dialed her number . Me: Hello queen . Jameelah: You called . Me: Yeah, I saw your text . Jameelah: Is that why you're calling . Me: Yeah just want to be grateful, thanks a lot . Jameelah: It's nothing man, and It's no need to be calling for, don't waste the airtime please bye she hangs up. Wonder shall never end my life is now meaningful, free food and pussy from Christabel, free airtime from Jameelah, I should be expecting something like Milo and milk from Dupe and free treatment from the nurse I met today, thought I don't know her name yet, that shouldn't be a problem I will call her before I sleep tonight . Later in the evening A knock sounded on my door when am about to doze off, yes come in I said, I wasn't surprised to see Dupe I knew she would definitely come, she walked in with fire in her eye she seated on my bed and faced me . Dupe: What are you doing in madam hadiza house in the afternoon? . Me: Is that your greeting, you just walked in without even saying simple hello to me . Dupe: I demand explanation not silly prank of yours . Me: Explanation on what I know nothing about . Dupe: Pesman you know a lot about this, tell me now or I end this relationship . Me: What do you want me to tell you? . Dupe: What you're doing in madam hadiza's house? . Me: You mean your boss . Dupe: Yes my Boss . Me: Listening to me baby, you are the one telling me about her, you are the one whoknows her, I don't know your Boss, I haven't set my eye on her before (I lied) . Dupe: You don't know madam hadiza the owner of supermarket am working . Me: Yes I don't know her . Dupe: Hmmmm OK where are you this morning at exactly 11am . Me: ***Lying cannot save me here o, I have to come up with something confusing*** Brother Joseph plumber and I went to one woman house, the woman called him to come and fixed something in her toilet, since I was doing nothing at home I use the opportunity to follow him . Dupe: What is the name of that woman . Me: How would I know, only if I call brother Joseph ***brought out my phone, acting like I want to call him*** . Dupe: No need for that, I know I never failed if I see something . Me: What do you see? . Dupe: I slept in the store this morning when I saw you in my dream, you're with madam hadiza in her sitting room playing love game. One of our supplier woke me he asked me to go and called madam hadiza for her, I was happy because I knew I would catch you red handed there, but I was extremely surprised to meet your absence, that's why I sent you text in the afternoon. But pesman tell me are you with her or not because my instincts never failed me . "I was totally pinned to thigh Corner, lying to her could make this matter worse, I closed my eyes as I prayed for God knowledge to answer Dupe cumbersome questions . To be continued

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To have a prognosticator as a gf na big problem ooo

Hahaha.

pesman you too stop ur stipid behaviour

you are in soup

Hmmm...Pesman, calm down...jst rush to her n give her a deep kiss...assure her of ur love, and she will 4get abt de question

You're in trouble

Trust u guy,na u

Tell her the truth

EPISODE24 . . . ******THE PROPHETIC DUPE****** . I have totally put myself in a big mess, how am I going to defend myself in front of Dupe now, I have to come up with something confusingly than what have been telling her before . Dupe: Talk to me pesman . Me: Actually am with woman i told you about around 11am but I don't know her name neither do I know her . Dupe: Pesman you know nothing last forever, I made up my mind to end this relationship with you, I don't know what come over me to take it easy with you . Me: You have to take it easy with me love, because am telling you nothing but pure truth . Dupe: It shows on your face, all what you have been hiding will soon reveal itself as times goes on. My only fear is that I don't know what future holds for me with you, Despite the fact that I love you with my whole heart, but you're treating me like a slave (Crying) . Me: ***Moved closed to her and hug her*** you're reproaching me of what I knew nothing about but there's no problem about that, what matter most is the love we have for each other (I raised up her head, I looked straight into her eyes with full love in my eyes, I made her totally confused) I love you with my life modupeola. What followed was a hot kisses, the kiss led to romance, the romance lasted for almost 30minutes before it got to penetration level, Dupe was fully ready for my d--k. But she was disappointed because I denied her sex not intentionally thou, but my sexual huge had been taking care of in the afternoon by Christabel, Dupe was so hurt and voice out . Dupe: What happen pesman I want to feel you . Me: Just that am not in the mood and something is bothering my mind . Dupe: ***sit up *** What is it dear please tell me . Me: What happened is that I want to register for coming jamb, even am planning to register it tomorrow morning . Dupe: so jamb is what is bothering your mind . Me: Not like that, it's been long I read my book to pass the jamb is what am scaring of . Dupe: Don't worry about that pesman just go and register the jamb, a day to the exam I will give you all the answers to all the subjects of yours choices, I could remembered my brother scored 350 in last jamb . Me: ***Surprised*** 350 how come, the guy must be extraordinary brainy . Dupe: See you, I gave him answer a day to the exam and he passed . Me: So you can prophesier the answer? . Dupe: Yeah I did it last year and am ready to do it for you this year . Me: Woow thank dear, that mean I will be among the jamb best students this year with your help no need to read again . Dupe: Yes dear, I love you . Me: Love you most ***Kissed her*** The kiss brought back the lost passion in us, Dupe was moaning under my warmth mouth . Dupe: Pesman give it to me please . Me: I wish I could but . Dupe: But what, please give it to me. . Me: Am not with any protection here . Dupe: Protection like what? . Me: Condom . Dupe: Pesman give it to me raw, am not infected with any viruses . Me: Yes I know you are not, but am not ready to become a father . Dupe: You have point dear what do we do now . Me: Do you have any protection with you there . Dupe: like . Me: ***Innocent girl*** Anti pregnancy pill . Dupe: I don't use any pills, can you prescribe for me. . Me: Yeah, you can go for postinor (Note: I didn't prescribed postinor for you ladies as anti pregnancy pill, thought it works perfect but it side effects can damage womb, kindly stop using it if you have been using it before. It was the name of anti pregnancy pill that came into my dirty mind by the time am writing this particular episode) . Dupe: Thank you, I will go for it tomorrow then . Me: Don't forget your promise about my coming jamb o . Dupe: ***wore back her clothes*** don't worry about that . Me: Thanks . Dupe: Pesman . Me: yeah . Dupe: I have something important to tell you . Me: Am listening . Dupe: And I want you to believe me on this . Me: OK I will . Dupe: Pesman stay off cnn for a while, something bad might happened to you through him . Me: ***Fear*** What's going to happen this time around . Dupe: I don't know, just staying off him for a while . Me: Like how long . Dupe: Don't know, just try to avoid him, and don't tell him anything . Me: OK dear I will do as you say . Dupe: It's time to go home see you after work tomorrow (I See her off) . Immediately I entered my room I began to fear. my mind is full of unsaid words "what is going to happen to cnn" "dupe said I should stay off him" "she said further than I should not tell him anything" "cnn is the only confidant I have" "I pray nothing bad happens to my dear friend" "Should I tell him" "pesman don't try it, if you try it Dupe would not tell you anything again" What can I do to cool off my spirits now, I remembered the nurse I met in hospital in the afternoon, I brought out my phone and dialled her number she picked instantly as if she has been expecting my call for a while . Me: Hello beautiful nurse . Nurse: ***With sexy voice*** hello who am I on to . Me: Guess who it can be . Nurse: Am not good at guessing, kindly reveal your identity or I hang up the call, am not in mood for prank of yours . Me: OK this is pesman . Nurse: OK o Mr pesman, what can I do for you . Me: I thought you need my help most . Nurse: Please don't threaten me, who are you . Me: You've been scared . Nurse: Why should I, am just curious to your identity . Me: Ok this is the guy you gave pieces of paper which contains your number at you clinic in the afternoon guess you remembered . Nurse: Oh! Handsome man, so your name is Pesman . Me: Yes my nickname . Nurse: What of real name . Me: Kunle . Nurse: Adekunle, nice name . Me: Thank you, what of you . Nurse: My name is Titilayo . Me: Woow nurse titi . Nurse Titi: I love the way you call my name "Nurse Titi" . Me: I also love that name, it remind me of one comedy series I watched years back, nurse Titi was my favorite character in that movie . Nurse Titi: What's the title of the series . Me: clinic matter, very funny series . Nurse Titi: I knew it's clinic matter . Me: You also watching it . Nurse Titi: Yeah but biliki was my favorite character . Me: True i also love biliki, I love the way she speaks pidgin and Yoruba very funny . Nurse Titi: That's what makes me love her too . Me: so, why did you give your number to me . Nurse Titi: I Just like you on first sight and I think we can work together . Me: But am not a doctor nah, why working with you nurse . Nurse Titi: I think we can be friends . Me: Yes we can, save my number o . Nurse Titi: Thank you Pes, nice meeting you . Me: The pleasure is mine, good night . Nurse Titi: Sleep tight bye ***Hang up*** . This nurse Titi is kinda funny and fun to be with, I pray she becomes good friend of mine I called madam hadiza after speaking with nurse Titi . Me: Hello . Madam hadiza: Hi love, how are you doing . Me: Am fine, how today's work . Madam hadiza: Fine dear, where are you . Me: In my room about to sleep . Madam hadiza: That's good, and thanks for today's visit . Me: Welcome, peslady . Madam hadiza: Hmmmm pesman you always put smile on my face . Me: ***smile*** . Madam hadiza: But have been expecting your call since 7pm, I would have called you but I don't want to be too forward . Me: Thought i promised to call you before i sleep . Madam hadiza: Yes, that's why I didn't bother myself to call you again . Me: It ok peslady . Madam hadiza: So how far about our discussion . Me: Our discussion . Madam hadiza: Yes what we discussed in the afternoon . Me: ok the reply I promised to give you on phone . Madam hadiza: Yes, can you please tell me now . Me: What is there is that . Madam hadiza: pesman please don't break My heart . Me: Am ready to Take your offer . Madam hadiza: Pesman tell me it's a lie . Me: Am damm serious . Madam hadiza: Woow pesman I love you . Me: I love you too ( my phone's screen light went on and off it signalled me I had another Call ***Call waiting*** I checked the screen the caller was cnn, I will call him back after this Call) . Madam hadiza: This Calls for celebration, I will take you out tomorrow for lunch by 4pm, deal? . Me: Yes . Madam hadiza: Thank my love . Me: Thanks dear, get to go now bye ***Hangs up*** . I barely hanged up when cnn call came in again . Me: Mr cnn . Cnn: ***With fright in his voice*** Pesman . Me: Guy what happened your voice is somehow . Cnn: Pesman there's a big trouble . Me: Abeg don't prolonged the matter, tell me what happened . Cnn: ***With shaking voice*** It is tola o . Me: Modaran (am doomed) what happened to her please stop scaring me and go straight to the point . Cnn: You know Tola was with me since afternoon . Me: No needs of telling me that, we are together when she called you, hope she's didn't faint under you . Cnn: Nope she did not . Me: So what happened tell me . Cnn: I always tell her I never ready ooo . Me: OK . Cnn: After having 3 rounds of raw sex with her today, she brought up the ugly topic . Me: What is the topic is all about . Cnn: Pesman am totally in big mess . Me: I think it's time to end this call because you're not ready to talk to me . Cnn: Don't hang up please . Me: For the last time, What happened to Tola . Cnn: Am in trouble pesman, Tola is pregnant . Me: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . Hmmmm seriously trouble, my friend is about to become a responsible father . To be continued

Na gud thing now

B warned

I hope u will also be careful before you will also become a father. not only from one woman but many

shebi pregnant ni that is simple Daddy baby welcome

hahaha responsible wat

That is goodnews na!

Hahahhahahaha....de girl wicked die...him give u anoda hot three round...come break de news...chai! Responsible father indeed!

See tha badass irony sha!

No try give him watin he go fit destroy pregnancy mr pesman

@Adeshina i will try my best

EPISODE25 . . . ******UNWANTED PREGNANCY****** . My chating continued with cnn after he told me Tola is pregnant for him . Me: Cnn we are into big mess what do we do now . Cnn: Don't know what next to do o . Me: What was your discussion with her . Cnn: She never talk to me, she said we'll talk about it tomorrow . Me: She's sleeping in your house this night . Cnn: Yes . Me: You'll still programme her . Cnn: Am not in mood for your joke, what do we do now . Me: I will come to your house tomorrow morning to talk to her . Cnn: I will be expecting you . Me: What do you suggest we do . Cnn: ***In low voice*** pesman i want to confused her to get rid of the pregnancy . Me: omo to do abortion isn't that easy o . Cnn: Have already put myself in trouble, way out is the next . Me: I think I have a suggestion, I will tell you everything tomorrow, am coming to your house with good plan she will surely get rid of it, Don't worry . Cnn: Thanks pesman when are you coming . Me: Before 9am, I want to register my jamb tomorrow as well . Cnn: Thank you brother goodnight . Me: Bye, but please don't think about it o, this problem has been solved already ***Hang up*** . "Cnn was in big mess" "I thought we're in it together" "He stood by my side, when I went for women ritual cream" "It's time to appreciate him" I slept off ------------------------------ THE NEXT MORNING . I woke as early as 6am, took my bath and robbed small out of my woman ritual cream, put on nice outfit and ready for cnn house I was about to walked out of my house when my phone rang, the caller was Jameelah . Me: Hello good morning . Jameelah: Morning dear, how was your night . Me: Fine and yours . Jameelah: Splendid . Me: Good . Jameelah: When are we seeing . Me: Today . Jameelah: I know, am asking of particular time, we should fix a time and venue . Me: ***Recalled my schedule for today. Cnn visitation, jamb registration, lunch with madam hadiza*** Erm erm, what of tonight . Jameelah: specific time . Me: 6pm is it OK by you . Jameelah: Yes it is . Me: Ok no lele . Jameelah: Don't disappoint me o . Me: Sure I will not . Jameelah: alright pesman bye . Me: Bye ***Hang up*** . I think you guys should understand my feelings and how I felt this moment, am a young man of a 24years old without any tangible work, am yet to register for jamb talk less of gaining admission into university. Instead of thinking and focus on my future what occupied my dirty mind was issue of women, how to get under their skirts, Imagine a situation whereby at Age of 24 you don't have any companion it's very spurious. That's what led me to women ritual, now am having more than enough girls, and I don't have peace of mind, Even all this ladies are not allowing me to have time for myself, to plan for my future and to know what future holds for me, instead of talking to myself, I see myself as most successful guy on earth, the most achiever guy on earth because I had more girlfriends that all of my so called friends, the fake friends of mine, the friends that cannot advise you, the friends that cannot put your foot on the right path. . I knocked on cnn door. He opened it for me with soggy on his face, he seated on his bed after he opened the door for me, Tola was on bed lieing on floor, Cnn woke her . Cnn: ***Tapping Tola*** Stand up dear pesman is here . Tola: ***Yawning*** Good morning brother Pesman . Me: Morning dear, how are you and how was your night? . Tola: Fine sir ***Sit properly*** . Me: ***sitting on the bed*** So am here, what's happening . Cnn: Thought have explained everything to you yesternight . Me: Is that all . Cnn: Yes that's all, what next to do now is way forward . Me: ***Faced Tola*** Dear what do you have to say about this . Tola: Brother pesman have talked to your friend about it already and that's my final say, nobody can change my mind because it has already been made up . Me: But he didn't tell me anything of your decisions . Cnn: That's why I said you should come here maybe you can help me talk to her, she's not ready to do what I suggested we do . Me: What do you Suggest? . Cnn: I told her to get rid of it . Me: ***Shouted Abortion*** . Cnn: Yes or what do you think? . Me: What I hate most is abortion, it's a sin in front of our God, I don't think it's good idea (signalled to cnn not to worry about my words ,I was trying to confused her to get rid of the pregnancy, but I firstly want to support her decision, so she can be totally confused by my words) . Tola: Thank you o pesman, I don't know you reasoned with me . Me: Don't mind him my dear, what do you think we do now . Tola: Nothing am keeping the baby . Me: Woow, that's good idea . Cnn: ***panic, he was looking me with surprised eyes*** . Tola: I pray the baby is a boy . Me: But are you ready to become a mother, and do you have what it takes to become a mother? . Tola: What will i do, I have to accept my faith . Cnn: ***cuts in*** But...... . Me: ***cuts in*** Don't say a thing, did I call you into this? . Cnn: Am sorry o . Me: Better ***Faced Tola*** Thank God you're ready, but do you think cnn is ready as well? . Tola: I don't care . Me: Come to think Of it, Cnn and i are jobless, even to feed ourselves is a problem, how easy do you think it would be for him to take good care of you and the pregnancy, have you ever think of that? . Tola: ***silence*** . Me: Do you even realize the kind of life we're living here is not a good one, imagine having your first son in one single room apartment, imagine having your first son out of wedlock, imagine having your first son first son for a man who's yet to put ring into your finger, imagine having your first son for whom your parents knows not? ,imagine having your first son for someone who haven't proposed to you talk less of paying your bride price, don't you think of marriage? Do you want all your friends to be making jest of you? Do you want your topic to be discussing on social media by your friends . Tola: ***crying*** it OK pesman, I have also think of all this, but I cannot put my life on line because I don't want people to make jest of me, pesman let them abuse me, let them opprobrium me, am fully ready . Me: You have a point dear, but do you think cnn can cater for you and pregnancy, I think you have to think twice, I think you have to think about the future of the unborn baby. do you want your child to brought up in this sordid area, Don't you want your child to have a brighter future? . Cnn: ***wink at me*** . Tola: ***Still crying*** what do you suggest i do now . Me: I have female friend (nurse) I think she will help out . Tola: You want me to do the abortion? . Me: It will be successful one, don't worry . Tola: Am scared . Me: Don't be scared, nothing bad will happened . Tola: Uncle pesman I don't want to die young . Me: Stop saying that, you shall not die but live, Don't worry the nurse am talking about is a professional, you have nothing to fear . Cnn: ***moved closed to Tola and caress her shoulder*** . Tola: ***Flings away his hand*** Don't touch me if you don't want trouble . Cnn: Am sorry Tola, it's not my fault . Tola: ***With angry face*** stop saying nonsense "mujeeb" whose fault is it? . Me: Calm down Tola, all this will soon be brought to halt, there's no problem without its remedy, God created people to be solving problems, this current problem will be solved in the couple of a day, don't say bad things to yourself . Tola: Thank you sir . Cnn: Please call the nurse . I dialed her number she picked . Nurse Titi: Hello pesman . Me: Hi nurse Titi . Nurse Titi: How are you doing . Me: Am fine, where you? . Nurse Titi: Check your time . Me: 8:42am . Nurse Titi: So, where am I suppose to be by now . Me: clinic . Nurse Titi: Good that's where I am . Me: Cool how work . Nurse Titi: fine o, and how was your night . Me: Fine dear how clinic . Nurse Titi: Very cool and your house too . Me: Cool as well, what of nurse Theresa and biliki . Nurse Titi: Lolzzz, we don't have them here, we have only nurse Titi . Me: Laugh, let be serious . Nurse Titi: OK, am all ear . Me: Please I need your help . Nurse Titi: on what, if it's within my reach I will do it for you . Me: Guess you guys are doing abortion in your clinic? . Nurse Titi: Yes of course, we do it perfect without any side effects, pesman your wife is pregnant . Me: No a friend of mine . Nurse Titi: OK o . Me: When should i come? . Nurse Titi: I will call you when am less busy . Me: OK bye ***Hang up*** . I called the nurse and explained everything to her without knowing that what we're about to do will backfire and I would be the scapegoat, I couldn't believed am going to suffering for the crime I didn't committed, thought cnn is my main man, but I don't deserve to be punished because of him. What happened next after the abortion is nothing to write home about . To be continued

seriously. but Dupe warned you ooo

dope warning oo

Dem wan u naw

waiting to see your punishment

Pesman no de ever hear word

U see? Dupe warned u...u didn't listen.

pesman u too mumu after d advice from Dupe

I think you guys Need someone like Dupe

EPISODE26 . . . ****** DEADLY ABORTION ****** . Cnn: What did she say . Me: she's currently busy now, she promise to call when she's less busy . Tola: Thank you sir, but do you promise nothing bad will happen to me . Me: Yes 101% assurance, even she (nurse Titi) said it in her conversation with me . Cnn: I trust the nurse . Me: Yeah she's professional in this work . Tola: Alright sir, i want it done as soon as possible my daddy would kill me if he finds out . Me: Sure he'll get mad at you, even your mum will also be disappointe in you . Tola: Yes uncle pesman, she always warned me not to give birth out of wedlock . Cnn: Thanks for helping me pesman, am very grateful . Me: Stop this Bro, you don't know how saccharin you're to me . Tola served us breakfast of egg and bread with hot tea, immediately I finished the food my phone beeped , it was sms from nurse Titi, she sent me "Please call me I love you" I called her back asap . Me: Hi nurse (put my phone on loud speaker) . Nurse Titi: Hi pesman, I'm now free can we talk . Me: Yes have been expecting your call for a while . Nurse Titi: Am on now . Me: Ok, how do we go about what I asked earlier . Nurse Titi: The abortion? . Me: Yes . Nurse Titi: How do you want it? . Me: Quickly . Nurse Titi: Do you want it to be done here in hospital or in your house . Me: Can you explain it better so I can choose . Nurse Titi: If you want it done in hospital, you have one form to fill, you'll need one guarantor that can stand for you, the person must be your relatives in case something bad happened, your wife's parents would also sign, before the doctor can do anything on her, and you'll pay the sum of seventeen thousand naira 17,000naira . Me: Ok what of home service? . Nurse Titi: I will be in charge of home service, you'll pay me just 4k (four thousand naira ) without any form to fill or guarantor . Cnn: Let go for home service . Me: I will go for home service . Nurse Titi: Send the address ,I will be there by 4:30pm just be expecting me and tell her not to eat any solid foods . Me: Thanks so much bye . Nurse Titi: Bye ***hang up*** . Hmmmm the terms and conditions of this doctor is too much, one guarantor, parents must sign, and with the sum of 17,000naira, haha is too much, because of abortion, just mere abortion that if you dilute "Bicarbonate soda" with lemon fruit or seven up together, the pregnancy will flush out instantly . Tola: Pesman i don't think I will go for abortion again . Me: Why . Tola: Don't you think the doctors term is too high? . Cnn: Too high . Me: Yes brother, its too high . Cnn: I think we should go for home service . Me: I think so . Tola: Don't you think house service can backfire? . Cnn: so your father is ready to stand as guarantor . Tola: My dad must not hear of this . Me: Let's go for home service then, she'll be here by 4:30, don't be scared nothing bad will happen to you . Tola: I pray so . After we finalized the issue of abortion we agreed to go for home service,. Cnn and I went for my jamb registration, i registered successfully the school I choose are "University of Abuja" "Ahmadu Bello university Zaria (ABU)" "Fedpoly Offa" "Kaduna state polytechnic Kaduna" "Osun state college of education ilesha" "Osun state college of education ila". On our way back home cnn and i engaged in chat . Me: I pray I pass this jamb o, because there is nothing in this head o ***Scratching my head*** . Cnn: When did you leave secondary school, that makes you forget everything? . Me: 2009 na moi-moi . Cnn: You'll pass by God's grace . Me: Have already passed, Dupe promise me that ***silence, pesman you be mumu o, do you wants to tell him who dupe is? *** . Cnn: Dupe promise you what? . Me: She said she'd be teaching me at home every evening (I lied) . Cnn: You ain't even ashamed of yourself woman for that matter . Me: Not concerned you, it's my cross lemme carry it alone . Cnn: na you sabi o . Me: That reminds me I called madam hadiza yesterday, I told her what you said i should tell her she was happy, even she said she'll take me out for lunch today, in a very big restaurant am now a celebrity . Cnn: What time? . Me: I think around 4pm . Cnn: Why 4pm . Me: What happened to 4pm? . Cnn: Have you forget of the nurse you called . Me: ***Remembered*** Oh! What should i do now . Cnn: please cross out the outing with her . Me: But my presence isn't needed by the time of abortion . Cnn: If you're not there Tola will not agree to do it, please you have to do this for me, call madam hadiza and tell her you're at where you want to register jamb and people are much there so you'll fix tomorrow with her . Me: ***sad face*** . Cnn: please pesman am begging you . Me: No problem I will call her but I'll not tell her am unable to register jamb, because she might know people that she can easily call to register it for me . Cnn: What are you going to tell her now? . Me: I'll come up with something reasonable that this . Cnn: Thank you . "I called madam hadiza asap, she picked on first ring" . Madam hadiza: Hi love . Me: Good morning, how was your night? . Madam hadiza: Fine and yours . Me: I slept like a toy . Madam hadiza: Laughed, thanks for wonderful replied you gave me yesterday, guess you don't forget our deal? . Me: Which of deal, we have a lots of deals . Madam hadiza: The lunch . Me: That's why I call . Madam hadiza: To remind me I guess . Me: Nope . Madam hadiza: pesman don't tell me you want to cancel the outing . Me: Not intentionally, even am not happy with it . Madam hadiza: ***With disappointed voice*** What happened . Me: Erm Erm ***stammer*** actually my mother wants to send me on errands by 4pm and I don't know when am returning home . Madam hadiza: What of having breakfast with me? This morning . Me: Am on my way to jamb registration Centre, let the outing be tomorrow please i beg of you . Madam hadiza: it pain me o pesman . Me: Likewise me, and am so sorry . Madam hadiza: No whala tomorrow by what time . Me: Same time . Madam hadiza: 4pm . Me: Yes . Madam hadiza: Do I have your word? . Me: Yes you do . Madam hadiza: Ok no problem, have a wonderful day ahead . Me: You too bye . Madam hadiza: Bye ***Hang up*** . Cnn: Thanks for this pesman, i know it's not easy to sacrifice your time for me . Me: You deserve more than this Bro, you have also sacrificed your time for me when I needed it most ***My phone rang that moment it brought out conversation to desist and forbear*** I looked at the screen the caller was no other person but the Queen of Zaria "Jameelah" I picked . Me: Hi queen of Zaria . Jameelah: Oh! Romantic pesman, I love the pet name you given to me, so romantic i love it . Me: Queen of Zaria . Jameelah: Yes I love it . Me: That's wonderful . Jameelah: How was your night? . Me: Fine and yours . Jameelah: Sleepless . Me: Why? . Jameelah: I think of you through the night, till day break, sleep eluded me . Me: Sorry dear . Jameelah: when are we seeing? . Me: Thought we have a deal . Jameelah: Evening right? . Me: Yeah, just be expecting my call, but i don't think we can meet in My house again . Jameelah: Why? . Me: My brother arrived from Lagos today and he's with me in my house . Jameelah: so let pick a venue then . Me: Ok pick . Jameelah: What of Prince "O" hotel? . Me: it Ok by me . Jameelah: Time . Me: 5:30pm . Jameelah: Deal or no deal? . Me: Deal . Jameelah: Thank Pes bye . Me: Bye ***hang up*** . "I think going on date with Jameelah by 5:30pm would be ok, once I had cancelled the previous date with madam hadiza, I pray nurse Titi act fast when dealing with Tola" . Cnn: Who is princess of Zaria or what you called her . Me: Queen of Zaria . Cnn: Yes who is she? . Me: Jameelah . Cnn: Who is Jameelah again? . Me: You don't know anything, "Fayemi charm is working pesman is smiling" . Cnn: Tell me more about her . Me: I met her at Grace birthday party, she collected my number and we have been talking since then . Cnn: Pesman be careful with girls . Me: Have you forgotten your words? . Cnn: Which of my words? . Me: seven girlfriends at a time . Cnn: I just said, I don't mean it . Me: But I want it to happen, am having five (5) now reaming two more . Cnn: ***Surprised*** five? Who and who? . Me: Dupe (Thought she's not part of charmed babies I met her and madam hadiza b4 I went for the charm) madam hadiza, Christabel, Jameelah and nurse Titi . Cnn: ***surprised*** Pesman who is nurse Titi? . Me: The nurse I called for Tola's abortion, I met her yesterday when we visited Abbey in the hospital . Cnn: Stop lying Christabel is with us yesterday so when did you meet her that Christabel and I Don't know? . Me: Two of you don't know, she wrote her number on pieces of paper and gave it to me . Cnn: ***hailing me*** Pesman pesman Babalawo himself . Me: ***Smiling*** . Cnn: So nurse Titi is now part of your game . Me: Partially, because I haven't asked her out, I will finish it today when she comes for Tola's abortion . Cnn: And she's demanding 4k from her father in-law for abortion . Me: Its her profession not yours let her do what she know how to do best . Cnn: So abortion is what she knew how to do best . Me: I don't talk too much . Cnn: Ok oo ------------------------------------- When we reached CNN house, I sent address to nurse Titi (The abortion matron) . ******Fast Forward****** . At exactly 4:52pm nurse Titi show up in cnn room she was putting on her white uniform, she was looking charming and beautiful. Her smile was killing when she revealed her gap tooth, I feel in love with her instantata, even cnn admiring her, she walked in and hugged me like her boyfriend phased because of my supernatural cream. She gave Tola two (2) injections and warned her not to go out and not to stay far from toilet because the injections will take effect on her soon, cnn also gave her the requested money of 4k. I saw her off without knowing we have written invitation latter to trouble and our invitation has been accepted. . Hmmmm pesman . To be continued

Trouble looms

Big wahala for your body

GOOD 4 U

then you will accept the trouble because you requested for it

prepare for it then

just wait for it

U no de hear

Start preparing for the trouble

Mumu Pesman wey no dey hear advice!

let him learn

Hmmm...u mumu ooo...u 4 no allow make Titi go nah

EPISODE27 . . . ******BIG TROUBLE****** . I saw nurse Titi off, on our way we talked about many things, lifestyle, education, fashion sports and entertainment . Nurse Titi: Pesman i think we have to talk . Me: So can we now? . Nurse Titi: Let find one cool bar to talk . Me: Any place in mind? . Nurse Titi: Let go to Prince "O" hotel . Me: What says the time . Nurse Titi: 5:31pm . Me: *** Remembered my appointment with Jameelah at prince "O" hotel by 6pm*** I don't like prince O, what of another bar? . Nurse Titi: Where do you want us to go? . Me: What if we go Royals hotel? . Nurse Titi: It Ok by me let go, time isn't by our side . Me: Ok ***From there we headed to Royals hotel, we reached there and settled on empty sit, Titi order for meat pie and drink, the waiter served us, what she requested for, I ate one meat pie and drank a bottle of Origin zero. I liked the taste of of the meat pie but I don't want to consumed more because in the next 40min am to meet with Jameelah and I have to taste something with her*** . Nurse Titi: ***Seated opposite me*** So pesman how are you doing . Me: As you can see am fine, please do you know me somewhere before? . Nurse Titi: Pesman when I saw you yesterday morning, you looked like one of my course mate back in university, but when you moves close to me I discovered you wasn't the one, but woman in me aroused and I developed feelings for you that moment, i can't explain how it got over me . Me: I hope it's not Hatreds feelings . Nurse Titi: If it's hatreds feelings I won't be sitting in front of you now . Me: Hmmm so am listening . Nurse Titi: ***Reaching for my hands and begin to caress it*** Pesman I love you on first sight, I can't hold back the feelings am having for you, I want you in my life, I want my life to be meaningful, I know with you in my life my life would be as sweet as honey, pesman please I love you . Me: ***If not for the women ritual i did, the caliber of this nurse cannot date someone like me*** To say the fact, I like you ,but I don't think it can possible, the feelings am having for you is just a friend feelings nothing more . Nurse Titi: Haaaa pesman please don't let me kill myself before day break . Me: ***Pretending*** . Nurse Titi: Pesman I love you with all my heart . Me: ***Have you ever seen a man turning down woman's approached, if you haven't seen it before, you have been reading about it now, but my case is different nurse Titi is not intentionally beg me to be her man, I believed you guys all know what attached to it, my might cream, I think you guys need one, because you might be having some coconut head girls you want to deal with in your area, as am enjoying the powerful work of this cream, I pray I pass this coming jamb and gain admission into higher institution, I promised myself to cause commotion with this cream on campus. Nurse Titi brought me back*** . Nurse Titi: Pesman talk to me . Me: Nurse have said it early, I like you as a friend not for loving affairs . Nurse Titi: Pesman please think about my proposal . Me: Your offer is very good one, it will also be fun dating a nurse, I have nothing to fear of . Nurse Titi: Fear like what . Me: Like unwanted pregnancy like that friend of mine, and fearing of contacting any disease . Nurse Titi: Pesman you have nothing to fear about that, am no a kid I know how to take care of myself . Me: And one more thing . Nurse Titi: What's that . Me: You can be seeing me as handsome guy, I don't have what it takes to be your man, I can't afford to buy your body cream take less of some other things . Nurse Titi: I don't want to go into relationship with you because of your money, all I needed from you is your caring, pesman please be mine . Me: ***Laughing in my mind, this girl had entered my cage what a pity*** No problem then, we're cool . Nurse Titi: I don't understand. What do you mean? . Me: ***Checking my wrist watch, some minutes to 6pm, a text message entered my phone, it was from Jameelah. " Hi pesman where are you it's 6pm already, am at prince "O" hotel waiting for you, don't keep me waiting for too long" Was the contest of the text she sent, I have to start going now*** what will happen is you will give me this night to think about it, be expecting my reply by tomorrow morning, my friend is flashing me let me go and check how his wife is faring . Nurse Titi: When am I hearing from you? . Me: I will call you tonight . Nurse Titi: Ok, bye love . Me: bye ***She kissed me and paid for our order, imagine I spent Cnn abortion money with her. I left royals hotel and headed to Prince "O" hotel to meet queen of Zaria, I reached prince "O" hotels at exactly 6:03pm, I sighted Jameelah on empty chair she was sipping her drink, I walked to her, she stood up on seeing me, she gave me hug of life, the softness of her boobs touched my chest, I felt on top of the world as I sat next to her, Am finally here I said to her *** . Jameelah: Welcome pesman, you're 3minute late, what you care for . Me: anything of your choice . Jameelah: ***She called waitress and order for two plates of pepper soup (Cat fish) and wine*** . Me: So you said you wanted to see me, here I'm . Jameelah: Be calm pesman its not something you can be panic over . Me: Am not panic, just that am curious to hear what you want to discuss with me . Jameelah: I haven't seen you since that day of Grace birthday . Me: yes we haven't seen since then . Jameelah: Pesman God saved me that day . Me: What happened . Jameelah: I nearly ran into moving car, I believe you too run for your dear life. . Me: Nope I didn't run, I stood with my friend. After the accident, everybody vanished the party only me Christabel and Grace left . Jameelah: Who is Christabel? . Me: The girl you saw me with . Jameelah: Your chick I guess? . Me: Yeah . Jameelah: I don't care . Me: What do you mean by that? . Jameelah: NVM (Never mind) . Me: Ok . Jameelah: so what happened next . Me: we rushed him to hospital . Jameelah: How is he now? . Me: Thank God he made it, even I was in his house yesterday . Jameelah: When next are you going to his house . Me: Don't know . Jameelah: Say me well to him whenever you went there . Me: Sure I will ***The waitress came with two plates of pepper soup and red wine, she placed it before us and left*** . Jameelah: Ok . Me: ***Dealing with one Of the plate of fish in front of me*** So let talk time isn't by our side it's getting dark already . Jameelah: Hmmm pesman I don't know how you'll feel and how shock my words will meet you . Me: Just say it out . Jameelah: I have my pride and dignity to protect, have been Battling with this from the first day I set my eyes on you, but I have to say it out now, I have to say the truth and I know only truth can set me free . Me: Don't worry, please just say it out, even if you have been hurting me in the past you're forgiven . Jameelah: pesman . Me: Yes . Jameelah: Pesman . Me: Yes dear . Jameelah: Pesman . Me: What's it talk to me . Jameelah: I love you pesman, I want you to be mine . Me: ***Not suprised by her words, it's work of my charm*** Is that all? . Jameelah: Yes and please don't say no . Me: ***Even i said no, the women ritual in me will not let you leave me alone just like that, I have to agree with her and save the day, after all that's what I wrote letter to*** Woow I love you more dear Jameelah, am ready to be your man, I love you . Jameelah: woow Thank you pesman, I love you ***She kissed*** . Me: I love you too ***Unbelievable, Two girls In a day, I see myself as president of 9ja, I felt honored and happy*** . Jameelah: pesman please seen me off to where I parked my car, we'll be discussion the rest on phone, my mum must be have been looking for me by now, because I don't tell her where am going . Me: You come with a car? . Jameelah: Yeah . Me: Your mummy's car? . Jameelah: Nope, it mine . Me: That's good ***I saw her off to car park lot, she entered her car and zoomed off, living me stand still on the spot, i couldn't believe Jameelah came with her own car, my womanizer has upgraded, I know I will soon have car of my own, I was lost in thought, when I felt soft touch on my shoulder, my heart flew away, I turned back to see the face of who touched me, the person was a man he stood in my front, he put on up and down pullover, he covered his head with outfit cap (Pullover cap) he wore black shade, I couldn't fathom who he was, but I believe he was here in front of me with purpose. I made up my mind and speaks out*** Yes what can I do for you . Guy: Laugh . Me: Can't you talk . Guy: Silence . Me: Hello , how may I be of help? . Guy: ***With deep voice*** Pesman I think you need my help most . Me: Who are you and on what . Guy: I pray you don't know me, because if you do, you'll not be able to tell the story . Me: ***Acting like a strong man*** Who hell are you? . Guy ***Devil laugh*** I used to warn before I strike . Me: Meaning . Guy: Calm down am here to hint you . Me: Hint me on what . Guy: You're about to be tresspassing your boundaries . Me: hey, before am being talking to you, who are you show yourself . Guy: If I show myself, you'll not leave to tell the story . Me: Stop the silly Threaten of yours and ***before I could finished my rants, my phone ran, I looked at the screen I firstly thought it was nurse Titi or Jameelah were the caller, but I guessed wrong the caller was cnn, my instincts kicked immediately I know something has happened, with trembling hand I pressed the green key and placed the phone on my left ear (Note: Stop receiving call with your right ear, it can cause brain cancer, because our brain is very close to our rights ear, if you don't believe me on this, kindly consult your doctor or go to Jabi inside Rukkayat plaza opposite Zenith bank jabi Abuja, you'll see the announcement there it was hung for everybody to see) I quickly signalled to the hoodlum in front of me to gives me some minutes. Hello I said to cnn . Cnn: Pesman where are you . Me: What happened . Cnn: It is Tola o . Me: What happened to her . Cnn: she's been bleeding since morning, even immediately you and the nurse left, I thought it will stop soon, but it keep flowing, have been waiting for you maybe you'll show up but I don't see you, Pesman am scare . Me: how is her condition now . Cnn: worse . Me: Give phone to her . Cnn: She cannot talk ooo pesman am in trouble . Me: Haaaa, Cnn we are in big trouble . Cnn: ***Crying*** pesman! Pesman!! Pesman!!! Something just happened now . Me: What's it . Cnn: Tola had closed eye she's not breathing again . Me: ***Scream in loud voice drawing attention of everyone at the bar to my direction*** What? hello hello hello cnn what did you just say ***Line went dead, I tried his number again and again but switched off, I came into conclusions that he smashed his phone on floor when she noticed Tola had passed on, I begin to be shaking and sweating from head to toe, I started crying I know I can't just go Scot free, I must paid for the crime I committed, I remembered my lovely mumy and my families, pesman this how you're going to end your life in jail, I heard Tola's father is a policeman, this is the beginning of destruction, my mind flew back to Dupe her words pooped into my head, "Pesman stay off cnn for a while something's bad will happened to you through him" She warned me but I don't heed to her warning, now am in trouble, this is the second time I failed to listening to her warning, I cried bitterly, even the hoodlum in front of me couldn't say a word, because he knew I was in hot soup, the only person that can solve this problem is almighty Allah (God). I cursed the day cnn introduced Tola to me as his girlfriend (R. I. P TOLA) . To be continued

serves you right pls tell me you are writing this story in prison

you don't like listening to advice. next please

that serves you right

ur own don finish

the person writing this story may be an ex-convict

U ar in deep trouble

LOL

Hope you are in jail now

Hahahahahahaha...@Jummybabe, u r wicked ooo...so u wan make dis my guy go prison by force? Chai!

Ehyaaaah! The stubborn fowl always end in de cooking pot

@nanizzyfbaby I am not o he fail to listen to simple instruction that is what is going to cost him now

@nanizzy I know you gat my back thanks @jummybabe despite the fact we are from the same state, you still want your brother to surfer, wawa bami ni'le

EPISODE28 . . . ******THE BEGINNING OF DESTRUCTION****** . After cnn break the news of Tola's dismiss to me, my body became weak, my legs became heavier that I couldn't carried it, I saw my dawn fall before me, the thought of "Kuje prison" (Abuja) or "Binugwari prison" (Kastina) came to my mind, I totally caused myself perplexed with my bare hands, I knew I caused the death of Tola with my evil advice, I cried out my eyes I remembered God that moment, forgive me oh lord, I know i am a sinner I know it's been long worshipped you please don't reject me, don't let me suffer, if you can save me from this mess i will never leaves you for a single minute, please come to my aid, The hoodlum in front of me just walked away without saying a word to me, I knew he would be pity me, Thought he didn't know the kind of evil which befall me and I don't know what he was in front of me for. But he said he was in front of me to warned me, but on what? How would I know when he was yet to tell me what he came for before I received the fatally call. I. Couldn't tell if I fly, walk, run or crawling to cnn's house, I just found myself in his room, he quickly stood up and increased his crying tempo when he saw me front of him,. Tola's body was lying lifeless in pool of her own blood, the blood on the floor is too much as if they just slaughter cow in his room, my heart skipped when I saw Tola lifeless body on the floor,. Cnn continue crying like a kid who spoiled bicycle. I faced him and busted into crying. together we cried bitterly . Cnn: ***crying*** Am in trouble . Me: ***crying** Stop saying you're in trouble, we're in trouble brother . Cnn: What do we do now . Me: I don't know . Cnn: Pesman please let go and dump her body . Me: With barely hands, assuming we have a car it would be easy, we'll just dump her along the road, but try to understand me we cannot disposed her body without a car, don't you know if we dump her with our barely hands they can easily trace us with our finger prints on her body . Cnn: Am doom , Tola! Tola!! Tola!!! Please answer me, please don't leave me alone, how do I face your family, pesman my next house is jail Tola's father will kill me, do you know her father is a policeman . Me: Yes I know, he'll definitely kills us . Cnn: Pesman please talk to me what do we do now . Me: ***Moved closed to Tola's corp on the floor, I felt her throb, she was warmth instead of cold*** I don't think Tola is dead o . Cnn: ***curious*** What do you see? . Me: Tola is warm if she's dead she supposed to be cold . Cnn: What next to do, please save me . Me: I think we should call nurse . Cnn: Titi? . Me: Yes . Cnn: please call her . Me: Ok ***Brought out my phone and called her*** . Nurse Titi: Hi love Thanks for today . Me: Hi Titi there's a problem . Nurse Titi: What happened . Me: It's Tola o . Nurse Titi: Who is Tola? . Me: The girl you injected this evening . Nurse Titi: your friend bae . Me: Yes . Nurse Titi: what happened to her . Me: She's been bleeding immediately you left and the blood is not stop till now . Nurse Titi: How is she now . Me: Just come she cannot talk again . Nurse Titi: Please give me 30minute I will be there . Me: 30minute is too much please start coming now . Nurse Titi: Don't worry pesman i will be there shortly . Me: Please don't stay too long ***Hang up*** . I was surprised to see cnn parking his things before i hanged up the Call . Me: what are you trying to do, Where are you going . Cnn: Am preparing for jail . Me: Stop saying that Bro, I believe she's yet dead let wait for arrival of nurse Titi . 10Minutes late we're still waiting patiently for Titi to show up but no sign of her, my phone rang that moment I thought it was nurse Titi, but I was so fury when I saw the caller was Jameelah instead of nurse Titi we were waiting for . Me: Hi . Jameelah: Hi love how are you doing . Me: ***pretending as if things are alright*** Am fine . Jameelah: Where are you . Me: In my room about to sleep . Jameelah: Just want to hear your voice and greeting you as well . Me: Thanks a lot . Jameelah: And thanks for today . Me: Welcome . Jameelah: When are we seeing . Me: I'll call you tomorrow . Jameelah: pesman your voice and your replies is somehow, what happened to you . Me: Nothing just that I have swirly headache and am feeling sleepy . Jameelah: lemme leave you alone then so you can rest, see you tomorrow love you so much . Me: ***Hang up*** . Cnn: Who is that . Me: Don't mind the Yeye girl, she doesn't know what is bothering my mind, she's is talking of love . Cnn: Don't you think this nurse is taking too long . Me: she'll be here at any moment from now lemme recall her . Cnn: Please do . I called nurse Titi again she picked she told me she's on her way coming, she said she will be with us in the next five minutes, I told cnn what nurse Titi and I discussed, I later received another call from Dupe . . To be continued

LOL U NEVER C ANYTIN YET

dupe don know (the prognosticator)has know

why did Dupe call you

keep waiting for the nurse. is like Dupe has gotten the feeling that you are in trouble

@pesman OK o I hope u prepare food for me to eat if I ba e ni'le

Ok oh but she warned u

@jummybabe what do u want to eat, Amala funfun is ok?

Thanks @Pesman i appreciate,more Grace my guy.

why is she calling?

@pesman amala funfun khe what happen to iyan with efo riro with little touch of ponmo

@LadyG you welcome how was your trip? @Jummybabe Amala is indigenous food of osogbo nah

Pesman u ar in big trouble

Hmm u guys shuld pray o dat ntin happen to Tola if nt u ar in for that atleast Dupe has bn waring u bt u choose d opposite.

@Pesman very good nd thx.

Hahhaahahhahaha...Dupe warned u sha

EPISODE29 . . . I called nurse Titi again she picked she told me she's on her way coming, she said she will be with us in the next five minutes, I told cnn what nurse Titi and I discussed, I later received another call from Dupe . Dupe: Hello love . Me: Hi dear . Dupe: How are you . Me: Fine and you . Dupe: Am fine, where are you . Me: With cnn . Dupe: ***Scream*** What?? cnn?? . Me: Yes . Dupe: Don't I warned you to stay off him? . Me: Yes you do but it's very important to be with him this night . Dupe: I know you cannot hear, if you love yourself leave him now and am in your house waiting for you and I bought pack of condom for you, you have to finish what you started yesterday . Me: I cannot leave him now . Dupe: So, you wanna place your friend ahead of me . Me: No, not like that, we have very important issues here to settle . Dupe: ***With angry voice*** Fine, no problem then, but don't ever try to call my line again . Me: Haha haha it's not up to that nah . Dupe: Come here now or forget about me . Me: Please try to understand me . Dupe: Bye bye ***She hang up*** . Cnn: ***Faced me*** What happened . Me: Dupe is in my house waiting for me . Cnn: So you're going to meet her? . Me: Do you think I can leave you all alone just like that? . Cnn: Thank Pes . Me: We are in this together, and I believe this problem will solve soon ***A knock sounded on the door that moment, we opened the door, walked in was nurse Titi . Me: Thank God you are here . Cnn: Thank God o . Nurse Titi: Where's she . Cnn: ***Pointing to Tola on the floor*** . Nurse Titi: ***Shocked*** Yeeeeeeee . Cnn: ***Panic*** What happened . Me: ***Shocked*** What happened please talk to us . Nurse Titi: You guys are wicked o . Me: What happened please tell us . Nurse Titi: you supposed to carry her out of this blood and clean her . Me: Our minds is scattered even we don't know what to do . Nurse Titi: Am coming lemme check her condition . Me: ok ***She placed "Stethoscope" on her chest she listened for some seconds she said*** . Nurse Titi: Hmmmm pesman she's not dead but if we leave her for the next 1hour without proper treatment she will give up . Cnn: What are we going to do now, I don't want her dead . Nurse Titi: We have to carry her to hospital, but let me stabilize her first ***She reached for her hand bag and gave her one injection *** Now we can carry her our clinic . Cnn: Am in trouble, what will be My explanation to her father . Nurse Titi: You know am also in trouble if she dies because am responsible for the abortion, but if we save her life we'll not be punished, even if they wants to punish us it would be less punishment . Me : Three of us here are criminal, we're all killer, what you guys suggest we do now . Nurse Titi: Let come into conclusions before we leave here ***She quickly cleaned the room and packed the blood stain clothes somewhere safe*** You guys should bring suggestions nah . Cnn: Please safe us we don't know what to say, and I don't think of anything . Nurse Titi: Fine we'll carry her to hospital now, two of you will pretend as if you don't know her . Me: What are we going to tell the doctor? . Nurse Titi: You'll tell doctor that two of you are coming from somewhere when you saw her lying lifeless on the road, you stop to help her and I meet you guys there. I'll take over from there, but before we can go uncle cnn you have to clean your room and take away whatever that can implicate you in this room, you have to take away Tola's things in your room because police may come for investigation and if they find her things here you are in trouble, even you have to delete her number on your phone and delete yours on her phone too, delete all your call history with her and all the text message you have been sharing in the past and don't forget to check your photo album if you has her pictures there just take it out and keep it somewhere safe, can you do all this before we proceed . Cnn: yes I can . ***We took Tola's phone, get all her chat with cnn deleted including his pictures on her phone, we deleted her number call history, sms, even we unfriend her on facebook all just to prove our innocent *** . Nurse Titi: Please you guys have to act cool and calm in front of doctor, try to be wearing innocent face, don't let doctor suspect of anything, oya let's go. . We carried her to hospital, immediately we reached the hospital, nurse Titi called the security to open the gate for us. As we walked in nurse Titi called few nurses on duty to help her, with the help of the nurses we carried her to emergency ward one of the nurse went to call doctor she also informed the doctor that the patient we brought was in emergency ward. The doctor went there and attend to her he later returned to us at reception . Doctor: Who brought her here? . Nurse Titi: ***Signalled me to talk*** . Me: Three of us sir . Doctor: Who is her boyfriend among two of you . Me: Nobody sir, what happened is that me and my friend were coming from Dstv viewing Centre, we went there to watch football, we suddenly saw her lying lifeless along the road, we walked to her and discovered she's not dead . Nurse Titi: Sir I went outside to buy bread, on my way coming the two of them ***pointing at us*** were in front of me they called on me when they see lifeless body of her along the road ,as a nurse sir, I suggested we carried her to here in our clinic . Doctor: Hmmmm if another nurse tell me this kind of story, I wont believe her, but you nurse Titi i trust you, you never tells a lie, but don't you think what you do can put you into trouble if she didn't make it? . ***Cnn and i were shaking like leafs on the sea *** . Nurse Titi: ***With calm tone and well composed face*** Yes I know sir, but as you always tell us to examine patients first before we can do a thing, I firstly tested her and gave her injection to save time before we carry her sir . Doctor: Good,that's why I always proud of you . Nurse Titi: Thank you sir, so how is her condition now . Doctor: she'll make it, she's responding to treatment . Cnn/me: Thank God ooo . Doctor: Do you guys know she had abortion? . Cnn/me: ***Scream in pretendency*** What abortion??? . Doctor: Yes she had abortion, and I believe her boyfriend is in serious trouble. I will interview her When she wakes you know we'll be able to pin down her so called boyfriend, I will also enquiry for her father's number to inform him the condition of her daughter . Me: Good for her stupid boyfriend . Doctor: Now nurse Titi you'll assign to her, you will be looking after her in the emergency ward, and you should come and call me immediately she wakes. And you guys ***He faced us*** Don't go yet I think you deserve something big for saving her life and you will be good example for people to emulate . Me: Thank you sir . Doctor: Titi go and monitor her and you guys should wait for us here ***heading to another ward*** . Nurse Titi: Pesman I will be updating you on whatsapp stay online ***She left*** . Cnn and I barely sat down when two policemen walked in, the smiles on their faces they saw us suggested they have been following us right from cnn house, our secret is about to expose to the whole world. I closed my eyes, I nearly fainted as they walked closed to us, I stretched my hands waiting for handcuff on my wrist . To be continued

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you people are done for

no update so Y d list again @pesman pls update joor

Let's see whether dey came for u people

just pray they did not come for you guys

EPISODE30 . . . ***TOLA'S DEMATERIALIZATION*** . I was like Disappeared when the policemen closed on us, only prayer on my lips was Tola to survived if she eventually died, we're almost closed to our graves,. The policemen reached our side and sat beside us, he faced one of the nurses and said . Police: Hello nurse . Nurse: Hi sir, what can I do for you? . Police: Actually am here to check on my brother, he was admitted here in the morning . Nurse: We're sorry sir, you cannot see him again this night, maybe you should come tomorrow morning . Police: Please nurse i know time is gone, but I was on duty since morning there is no time for me to check him, this is the available time am having, please lemme see him . Nurse: I cannot grant you entrance to his ward , only if you can wait for doctor to come, he's the only one that can help you, am working on order . Police: Where is he? . Nurse: He's with patient, he will pass here any moment from now . Police: Ok let me wait for him. . 15Minutes late, the doctor appear before us with full smile on his face . Doctor: ***Stenched hand forward to policemen for hand sake*** You guys are welcome, one of my nurse called you? . Police: Not really, I am here to check patient but your nurse said i cannot see him again this night because time is gone, only if I can wait for you, that's why am here waiting for you sir . Doctor: Yes that's true we don't allow any visitors to visit our patients after 8:00pm that's why you denied entrance, how relating are you to the patient? . Police: My immediate brother . Doctor: Ok you will see him and we also need you guys help, I would have come to your station to report a case but the patients am attending to are in bad conditions, see this two Young men ***He pointed at us, my heart started beating faster, while Cnn was soaked with his sweat, only God knows what's going on his mind, either to disappear or to pee on himself*** . Police: What happened to them? . Doctor: They brought in here one lady with my nurse (Nurse Titi) we diagnosed her and found out she had incomplete abortion . Police: ***Faced us*** That's murder case, who's are boyfriend among of you . Cnn: Nobody sir, we just help the girl we are coming from viewing Centre when we saw her body along the road we have no choice than to save her life by carrying her here, though we don't know her . Doctor: Yes they don't know her, because my nurse also confirmed it . Police: It might be plan work with your nurse, you don't have to trust her, where's she now . Doctor: She's in emergency ward, her condition is very bad, one of my nurse is watching over her, so I want to come to your station to report her case, in case something bad might happened . Police: You do good doctor, the best way is to report cases like this to us as early as possible, but what you have to do now is that you should not let two of them leave this hospital, because they'll follow us to our station for questioning and to write their statements, so when the girl is OK and fit enough to talk she'll prove their innocent, because as a well trained police officer one among of them is her boyfriend, maybe they gave her drug to drink and after she consumed it, they cannot control it again, that's why they framed the lie of being her helpers and you know only that girl can confirm it that they aren't her boyfriend . Doctor: Anyway I don't see them as her boyfriend they only help her . Police2: Let's do our work please . Police1: Yeah let's do our work . Me: See me see Nigeria oo, that's why i vowed not to help again, because we helped her now, we have put ourselves in trouble abi? But what if she wakes and confirm it that we'rent her boyfriend, I will sue this hospital and Nigerian police as well . Doctor: Nurse don't let them leave this hospital Ok? . Nurse: Ok sir . Doctor: ***Faced the police*** Let's go to your brother's ward, what's his name? . Police2: Ogunbiyi Peter . Doctor: Nurse Ogunbiyi peter is in which ward? . Nurse: Let me check sir ***Checking the file in front of her*** Ward 23 sir . ***Doctor and the two policemen went to ward 23 leaving Cnn and I at the reception, immediately they left Cnn and I engaged in chatting*** . Cnn: pesman we're in trouble . Me: Big trouble . Cnn: What do we do now . Me: I don't know . Cnn: Let run out of here . Me: All this nurses will not let us go . Cnn: How many are they in number . Me: ***Counting them with eyes*** They are eights ( in number . Cnn: Let's beat all of them and escape, we'll take them four each, can't you beat four ladies? . Me: I can beat fives ladies, but you think it easy like that, don't you know they will scream and their noises will draw the attention of the police, the will just arrest us and if we escape here self, the gate man will surely hold us down, don't forget they're also having securities here . Cnn: What do we do now? . Me: Let me inform Titi . Cnn: Please do she might be of help . Me: Calm down cnn, let corporate on this, I know they'll surely carry us to station to write our statements and to investigate us, please don't let our words be different, you know they will question us in a different way and also in different rooms, and if our answer is different we're in trouble . Cnn: What's the likely questions they may asked . Me: Everything Relation to our statements, please just answer them with courage . Cnn: ***crying*** i will try, see you in jail pesman . I logged on whatsapp, Titi messages is awaits me, I clicked on her name to read her chat, Her first message read thus "Hi pesman thank God she's awake, but she cannot talk" Second message was "Don't be panic nothing will happen" I quickly replied her with Thank God o, she replied me instantly and we started chatting . To be continued

you better work it out accordingly unless you are done for

U ar in big mess

you are in a big mess

Very big 1

Make una thank God say see no die!

Sorry for not been able to update for a while, my Friday and Saturday was spent on the road, from osun to Abuja from abuja to kaduna and from Kaduna back to abuja, i will continue the update on Monday, thanks.

No problem Sir

ok.... waiting bro

EPISODE31 . . . I logged on whatsapp, Titi messages is awaits me, I clicked on her name to read her chat, Her first message read thus "Hi pesman thank God she's awake, but she cannot talk" Second message was "Don't be panic nothing will happen" I quickly replied her with Thank God o, she replied me instantly and we started chatting . Nurse Titi: Welcome pesman, have been excepting you . Me: Here i am, how is she now? . Nurse Titi: She's now OK, even she's talking now . Me: Thank God . Nurse Titi: Concern our deal, have discussed everything with her, she agreed to corporate with us . Me: But there's a trouble . Nurse Titi: What happened again . Me: Doctor had called police they are here . Nurse Titi: What??? He must be mad by involving police . Me: He said he doesn't wants to tarnish the image of his clinic, because something bad might happened to her . Nurse Titi: What was the police replied then . Me: We are going to station with them for questioning and writing down statement ,one of the police also said he's suspecting us as her boyfriend, he said only Tola can set us free . Nurse Titi: Don't worry pesman Tola is ready to help us, she said her father is D.P.O and she'll denies us in front of him . Me: May God bless her for me . Nurse Titi: Amin o . Me: So tell Tola we're going to police station to write our statement . Nurse Titi: Let me tell her . Me: OK . Nurse Titi: She said you should not worried about that, but there's a problem . Me: ***fear*** problem again? . Nurse Titi: She said her sister know cnn, and she frequently followed her daddy to station almost every day . Me: Haaaaaaaaaa seriously trouble . Nurse Titi: She said if she denies Cnn as her boyfriend, her sister must not see him because if she does she would confirm him as her boyfriend . Me: We're in another trouble, what do you suggest we do? . Nurse Titi: Don't worry just go to station and write meaningful statements . Me: Ok Ma we'll try our best . Nurse Titi: Ok dear . Me: Chat you later, the policemen are here . Nurse Titi: Ok bye, don't forget to clear this Chat history o, and delete my number on your phone it can led to something else . I cleared the chat history and deleted their numbers (nurse Titi and Tola's number) out of my phone. The doctor and the policemen walked to us . Doctor: Gentlemen how are you doing . Me: We are not fine . Police2: What happened? . Cnn: I don't know it's prohibited to helps in Nigeria, because we helped her now we don't have freedom again . Police1: It's not like that my brothers, I can feel your pain here as well, but we have to follow normal protocol, and I believe after this you'll get something big as rewards, I know you're not her boyfriend, but we'll make sure her father compensate you guys handsomely . Me: Thank God you believe we're not her boyfriend, fine we don't need her father's compensation, let us go to our house to sleep . Cnn: Yes nah, or we're passing the night here . Police2: Am very sorry you're passing the night here, you'll follow us to station tomorrow morning . Me: What if the patient confirm our innocent this night? . Police1: You still have to reach our station because we are having befitting ceremony for you . Me: ***Talking to Cnn in whispering*** Guy don't let us arguing to much with them so they cannot suspecting us more . Cnn: ok . Me: Just be praying her sister should not come to station, if she comes na big trouble o . Cnn: Jail straight . Me: Don't you think they would have been looking for Tola by now, she left house about three days ago . Cnn: Yes they might be looking for her, if her father catch me, only God known what my faith would be . Doctor: ***Faced police*** Hmmmm Mr ogunbiyi you supposed to be here in the afternoon when your brother was rushed here, where went you? . Police1: I was at work . Doctor: But one of your brother called you then . Police1: Yeah I cannot leave where I was, you know what? I was in mortuary then . Doctor: Who died? . Police2: Nobody died o . Doctor: What are you guys doing in mortuary then . Police1: It's our oga Daughter o . Doctor: You mean D.P.O's daughter? What happened to her? . Police2: We have been searching for her for the past 48hrs now, it seems she's missing, even we have announced on radio and television . Doctor: Where she went . Police2: She didn't tell anyone where she's going when she left the house around 3pm the day before yesterday . Doctor: Her number isn't connecting . Police2: Yeah it's not . Doctor: We'll see her by God grace . Me: Amin o . Doctor: Do you have her pictures on your phone, maybe I may know her . Police1: You suppose to know her . Doctor: What's her name? . Police1: Tola . Cnn: ***Like someone who wants to faint*** . Me: ***Like someone who is waiting for his dead trial*** . Doctor: I don't know any of D.P.O's daughter , let me see her pictures . Police1: ***Brought out his phone checked it for a while but she found none of her pictures*** Oh I don't have it here, it was kept on my other phone . Me: ***Thank you God*** . Police2: D.P.O is About to run mad now, he loves Tola so much, he promised to deal with whosoever we found his daughter in his or her house, because he believes his daughter was camped by a guy not kidnapped . Doctor: The person is in trouble . Me: oga o (It's a pity) the whole D.P.O's daughter . Police2: ***Faced us*** Young men you can also helps us in search of her, I will show you her pictures tomorrow . Me: ***Mumu police only if you knew that the girl you were searching for was under your nose*** . To be continued

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U guys shuld pray hard o if nt hmmm,thanks @Pesman.

9ja police

u guys should better start praying for her sis not to show ooo

laughing in chinese...well no bi them fault

Trouble de wait una

You guys ar in serious problem

na so. . . una don enter am

You guys are in for it

EPISODE32 . . . ****AFRAID OF TOLA'S SISTER*** . cnn: No problem oga police we'll help you in searching foher, just show us her pictures tomorrow for recognition, we might even know her . Police2: No problem I will show you guys her pictures immediately after you writes your statements . Me: Ok o oga police . Police1: ***Faced doctor*** your nurse will also follow us to station to write all what she knows about this, you know she's also involved . Doctor: I know, but I believe her, you don't need to take her along to the station . Police1: She must, you know this two young men will mention her in their statements, and our superior will call for her arrest . Doctor: Agreed but she cannot go with you tomorrow, until that girl can talk, she's the one assigned to her . Police2: We'll not take too much of her time, she'll just write the statement and back to the hospital to continue her work . Doctor: You have nothing to worry about her, I promise to take her to station myself immediately the patient is fit enough to talk . Police1: ***Looking at his friend, they signalled each other*** Ok no problem we know she cannot run away . Me: ***Brought out my phone logged on whatsapp to gist nurse Titi what her boss and the policemen discussed, she said I should not worry about her, she said she knew how to cover herself, I also gist her about the statement we are going to write at the station next day, she advised us to write the same statement and if they are questioning us we should know what reply to give them, and we should not be scared in front of them, because our reactions can put us in trouble and it can also set us free, I thanked her and asked about Tola's health she said she's fine and she also wants to chat with me*** . Nurse Titi: Hello pesman it's me Tola (Chatting via whatsapp) . Me: ***Cnn Tola want to chat with us, he moved closed to me and looking at the screen to read our conversations*** Haa Tola thank God you're wake . Tola: Glory be to God, are you guys still in hospital? . Me: Yes . Tola: What of my man? . Me: He's here beside me . Tola: Greet him for me . Me: You'll chat with him later . Tola: Tell him I miss him, and he should not be scaring of my father, am ready to denies knowing you guys in front of him, nurse Titi had discussed everything with me, please use your brain when you are dealing with police, they'll like to be playing with your intelligence just be careful with them . Me: Ok dear thank you . Tola: If doctor comes here I will still be pretending as if am yet to be talking I wants to buy more times for nurse Titi and I to plan something new . Me: Alright, nurse Titi said you told her that we should try to avoid your sister because she was the only one knowing you're dating cnn . Tola: Yes it's true Nike must not see cnn if we don't want things to turned against us . Me: I pray she didn't come to station . Tola: She'll not come by God grace . Me: Amen . Tola: Please give phone to cnn lemme chat with him . Me: ***Handed over phone to cnn*** . Cnn: Hi dear this is cnn . Tola: Hi love how are you . Cnn: Not fine . Tola: I know, please don't think about it, we'll soon overcome this . Cnn: I believe . Tola: And be praying for me o . Cnn: You'll recover soon dear . Tola: And you must stay away from my sister, she's the only who can put you into another trouble . Cnn: Am scared of her, but I believe she'll not come to station tomorrow by God grace . Tola: Where are you keeping my phone . Cnn: Pesman know where I kept it, I'll give it to you when you're discharged . Tola: Ok, Tell pesman to be gisting us as the event of the station is going . Cnn: No problem I will tell him . Tola: What of your phone, Where do you keep it? . Cnn: I switched it off and hid it somewhere because your sister might be trying to reach me . Tola: Good idea, I know they will soon found me here in hospital . Cnn: Please recover quickly for me . Tola: Smile, lemme sleep now, I will be looking forward to the outcome of tomorrow events . Cnn: I pray we don't get lockup . Tola: Just try to act smart enough to confused the police bye am feeling sleepy, maybe because of the injections I took . Cnn: ok Bye dream of me . Tola: sure I will . After cnn ended chat with Tola, nurse Titi took over we chatted for a while before she went offline, she advised us to be a man enough to confront the police and we should not fuck up, i also told her about the statement policemen said she will write and how her boss covered her, she smiles and said "Pesman I trust my Boss am going nowhere with them" She also assured us nothing is going to happen, we just need to confused them. ------------------------------------ We slept in hospital that fateful day, we were carried to police station early in the morning in the following day, we reached station at exactly 8:02am . ***INVESTIGATION ROOMS*** . Cnn and I were led to different questioning rooms, different officer were also assigned to us to question us differently, so we can be pin by our words, my heart froze as I walked to the room, but I made up my mind to act innocently as advised by nurse Titi, I pray for God wisdom as I entered the room and also prayed for cnn to give the same replies as mine if not so, we're in hot soup. The officer I was assigned entered with serious look on his face, he was looking like newly solider posted to sambisa forest to face Boko Haram, I was so scared to the extent I don't even pay attention to name on his chest, he faced me with sorrow eye and said . Police m: Guy what's your name? . Me: ***I don't need to lie about my name, they might also asked cnn*** My name is pesman . Police: Pesman! Pesman! Your name sounds familiar, have you ever involved in any case with us in this station before? . Me: Yes sir, not too long . Police: What was your offense then? . Me: One man alleged me of broken his car windscreen . Police: Ok, that aside, what do you have to say about this issue of abortion girl at the hospital? . Me: my friend and I were coming from Dstv viewing Centre when we found her lying lifeless along the road, we moved closed to her to check on her. By that time one girl was in front of us she went to buy bread, we called her, she came to our side we explain everything to her lucky for us she's a nurse, she tested her and gave her injection to stabilized her before we carried her to hospital for proper treatment, but I was surprised when your men (police) said we have statement to write, oga police as from now on I vow not to be helping again, can just imagine because we helped that girl now, we were denied freedom . Police: What is the name of your friend? . Me: Mujeeb . Police: You said you were coming from Dstv when you saw her body along the road? . Me: Yes . Police: Who and who is playing? I mean which team . Me: PSG and Arsenal uefa champions league . Police: What was the scoreline . Me: 1-1 Draw . Police: Who scored for arsenal . Me: Alexis Sanchez . Police: So by the time you carried her to the hospital I believe you see her face . Me: Yes I do . Police: Have you ever meet her or seen her face before? . Me: Never, yesterday was the first time am seeing her face . Police: Do you suspect anybody in that area as her boyfriend? . Me: No sir, because I don't know her, so how would I know her boyfriend . Police: Thanks for corporation, I believe at the end of this state government will reward you guys for saving the poor girl's life, you can go back now . Me: Thank you sir ***I went back to counter to wait for my friend, seven minutes later cnn came out with the police assigned to him. I looked at his eyes he also looked at mine and smiled, I became happy and believed we are in safe side, he sat beside me, but before I could asked him any questions the two officers assigned to question us came to us and said . Police: It seems you guys are innocent on this, your answer to the question we asked you is 90% the same, but we'll still have to confirm it from the victim at the hospital . Cnn: No problem we are ready to do anything for you . Police: We'll go to the hospital now to hear from her ***He barely finished his words when my phone rang, the caller was Jameelah, I picked . Me: Hello . Jameelah: Hi love how are you . Me: Am fine . Jameelah: Where are you? . Me: With a friend . Jameelah: Early this morning? . Me: We are settling one issue here . Jameelah: can we see today . Me: I will call you if we can, I don't know how long am staying here . Jameelah: I will be expecting your call . Me: Ok . Jameelah: Thanks for yesterday outing . Me: The pleasure is mine . Jameelah: Don't forget to call me whenever you're free . Me: Sure I will call you . Jameelah: Ok bye . Me: Bye ***Hang up*** . Cnn: Am thinking of something . Me: what's it . Cnn: I think you should call madam hadiza and explain to her . Me: No need for that, this issue is yet to be complicated, we can still Handle this within our self, but if things turn upside down, we'll inform her ***My phone rang, the caller was the person we were discussing about madam hadiza, I picked with fear maybe she had found out I was in police station, I don't know how she knew I was in hospital when I was admitted there, likewise the same time she bailed me from this station when I broke one man car 's glass, maybe her informant had informed her again*** . Me: Hello peslady . Madam hadiza: Hi love how are you . Me: Am fine . Madam hadiza: Where are you? . Me: ***looking at cnn he urged me to voice out*** Am with a friend . Madam hadiza: When are we seeing? . Me: Same time we fixed yesterday . Madam hadiza: 4pm . Me: Yes . Madam hadiza: Am calling to check on you, am missing your handsome face . Me: Laugh . Madam hadiza: Pesman Take good care of yourself for peslady . Me: Sure I will . Madam hadiza: Ok dear bye *** hang up*** . 15minutes later one of the police who questioned us walked to us and said "It's time to visit the hospital to hear from the girl" we are about to Walked out when the D.P.O walked in I quickly recognized him, he was the one settled my case when I broke the windscreen, he looked at me and smiled, all the officers at the counter stand still to greet him with full respect . Polices: Good morning sir . morning how are you? . Polices: Fine sir . D.P.O: ***Faced cnn and i*** What are this people are doing here? . Police: They have a case sir, there was a girl who was in hospital as we are talking, the girl had abortion she was dumped along the road in the night, this two young men carried her to hospital to save her life, so we're questioning them, they might be the girl boyfriend but they denied sir . D.P.O: A girl? . Police: Yes sir . D.P.O: I think I have interest in this case . Me: ***I felt like disappearing, the whole D.P.O wants to handle the case of his daughter himself*** . D.P.O: Who's in charge of this case? . Police: Sargent Tunde sir . D.P.O: Tell him to withdraw the case for me I want to handle it . Me: ***We are almost closed to jail, one beautiful girl walked in that moment, the girl was carbon copy of Tola, my instincts told me she was Nike (Tola's sister) they looked alike, only difference between them was she taller than Tola. I looked at cnn at back he was hiding his face under the counter, I lower myself to him and asked him*** What's is happening to you? . Cnn: Pesman we're in trouble, Nike (Tola's sister) is here . Me: Haaaaaaaaaaaaa . To be continued

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Real trouble Pesman nd Cnn, Is only God dt cn save u guys.

You are both in hot soup

You have to pray that she should not see u two ooo

I smell big trouble here

U don enter

hahaahahha

You are in big trouble

Bad omen, una don enter!

Hahahahahahahha...da, wen trouble want to come ur way, u wil hardly see it. Chai! Dis story is damn funny

story continue tomoro

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE33 . . . *****SHE CANNOT KILLS****** . . . Nike walked in with sorrow on her face, you don't need to ask before you'll know something terrible is bothering her mind, her lost sister? Only God knows, she faced her father (D.P.O) and said . Nike: Daddy lets go where we are going, we must find my sister today ooh, either dead or alive . D.P.O: Don't worry my daughter God will led us through, but let me settle the matter of these two young boys first . Nike: Daddy you should handle their case to another officer, let us find your lost daughter first . D.P.O: My daughter, I have to attend to this case properly, because if my men failed, i will be the one to be questioned by Commissioner of Police. Do you know their case is like murder case? . Cnn: ***With low tone*** Pesman what should i do now? Nike must not see me . Me: Use style walk out and wait for us there . Cnn: What if they ask of me? . Me: I will cover you up, but please don't run away o, don't put me into another trouble . Cnn: ***He walked out, without raising any suspicious*** . Nike; Daddy you said their case is like murder, what happened to them? . D.P.O: There is a girl admitted in one clinic not too far here, the girl had an abortion and her boyfriend dumped her body along the road, this two young men saw her and carried her to clinic . Nike: Oh my God! What a wicked world . D.P.O: Have you seen it now that i have to follow the case properly, i even want to deal with the girl's boyfriend . Nike: Her boyfriend deserve to be punished, but have you seen the girl? . D.P.O: Nope why asking? . Nike: Don't You think we have to visit that clinic, something tells me the girl in question might be my sister . D.P.O: ***Laugh*** you mean Tola my daughter? I trust her, she can never had abortion, if she does i will kill her stupid boyfriend . Nike: Lets go there first . D.P.O: I agree with you, we will go there and from there to where we are planning to go before . Nike: Ok dad . D.P.O: ***faced me*** where is your second? . Me: He went outside to pee . D.P.O: Ok. ***he faced his boys*** am coming let me check some files in my office, when am through with it we'll go to the clinic together ***he walked into his office with her daughter*** . I brought out my phone to gist Nurse Titi how far we went . Nurse Titi: Hi pesman (chatting via whatssapp) . Me: morning . Nurse Titi: How are you doing? . Me: Am fine . Nurse Titi: That's good, so how it go? . Me: It went well but there is a problem. . Nurse Titi: ***shocked*** what happened pesman . Me: we did well in questioning room, even the police incharge of our case confirmed it that our answer is 90% the same . Nurse Titi: That's fantastic of you guys, but you said there is a problem earlier? . Me: Yes . Nurse Titi: Oya tell me what the problem is . Me: Nike is here with us . Nurse Titi: Who is Nike? . Me: Tola's immediate younger sister . Nurse Titi: ***Surprised*** Haaaaaaaaaaa serious trouble pes, how come? . Me: She came with her father . Nurse Titi: Did she recognized cnn? . Me: No, cnn was hiding under the table . Nurse Titi: Haaaaaa kasala want to burst, what do you think is the next thing to do now? . Me: I don't know oo . Nurse Titi: Nike is still there with you? . Me: Nope she went inside her father's office . Nurse Titi: What of cnn? . Me: He's is outside, we'll soon be on our way to the hospital . Nurse Titi: Ok, but you might not meet me in the hospital . Me: Where are you going? . Nurse Titi: You know i suppose to be on morning duty, but because of what happened, i did morning and night duty, so Doctor said i should go home and rest, i will resume back tomorrow . Me: Hmmmm ok o, so how is Tola now? . Nurse Titi: She's perfectly ok now . Me: Her father and her sister are coming there soon . Nurse Titi: Have they found out she's here in our clinic? . Me: Nope, they just want to come and visit the girl in your custody without knowing they are coming to meet their daughter in your clinic . Nurse Titi: Oga ooh . Me: Just be praying for us o, because i don't know what will be our faith when D.P.O finds out his daughter in your clinic . Nurse Titi: Don't worry pesman, since i was involved in this saga you have nothing to fear, you know i told you earlier that i have my way . Me: What are you up to? . Nurse Titi: Don't worry pesman when we overcome this, i will tell you everything . Me: No problem oo . Nurse Titi: So how far about our last discussion? . Me: Which discussion? . Nurse Titi: The one we discussed at Royals hotel . Me: To be your man? . Nurse Titi: Yes dear, i really love you pesman . Me: When we overcome this i will give you a reply . Nurse Titi: Pesman why are you doing this to me? . Me: We are in trouble you are talking about love, see when everything die down we'll enjoy our self, let solve the problem at hand first . Nurse Titi: Ok pesman, just want to tell you that . Me: What? . Nurse Titi: I love you . Me: Thank you ***Ended the chat*** What is this nurse is up to? "We are about to be going to jail, she's talking of love" "Love my foot" "But she said she has her way" "does she know any big personality in this town? "Maybe she's dating one of the police officers" "But this matter is beyond what any mere police can solve" "I pray we overcome this as soon as possible" "My phone brought me back to reality with its stupid ringtone" . Me: Hello good morning . Caller: Morning, please is this pesman? . Me: ***Panic*** Who is on the line? . Caller: Am i on to pesman? . Me: Yes, how may i help you? . Caller: Good, this is officer Michael from divisional police station . Me: Officer? What happened . Police: Do you know one Miss Modupeola Ajayi? . Me: Modupeola Ajayi? . Police: Yes, do you know her? . Me: ***Dupe my girlfriend*** Yes i know her . Police: Who is she to you? . Me: ***Feared*** she's my girlfriend, please what happened to her? . Police: Just come straight to police station, when you reach everything will be explained to you, she was arrested this morning . Me: ***Surprised*** but sir do . Police: ***Hanged up*** . Immediately the police officer hanged up on me rudely, one million and one thought began flowing on my mind "Dupe was arrested this morning" "What offence she might be committed" "May be its scam" "They can never arrest Dupe just like that" "The Dupe i know would have seen everything before happening" "I believe she knew i was in police station now" "Dupe cannot commit crime" . To be continued

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Hmmm...next pls

Hmmm Pesman frm one problem to another, u v to pray o.

Another problem

hmm

come nurse titi, they are planning on how to free themselves from dis mess and you are still talking about love. OK continue

What happen to Dupe again

Wetin dupe do

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE34 . . . ******NIKE THE SECRET LEAKER****** . . . Immediately the police officer hanged up on me rudely, one million and one thought began flowing on my mind "Dupe was arrested this morning" "What offence has she committed? "Maybe its scam" "They can never arrest Dupe just like that" "The Dupe i know would have seen everything before happening" "I believe she knew i was in police station now" "Dupe cannot commit any crime" "what do i do now" "A part of me said i should call her number" "But we are fighting nah" "I hate the way she hung up on me yesterday" "I have to put that aside, i have to call her" I dialed her number . Me: Hello Dupe . Receiver: ***Man voice*** Hi pesman, you're speaking to the police who just called you now . Me: Please what happened to her? . Police: I think i told you earlier to come to station, if you wanna know her offence . Me: But am not around now, i wasn't in town . Police: Try to come here whenever you're around ***Hanged Up*** . Another problem, i couldn't believe dupe was truly arrested, am also at police station, two of us are in different stations with different cases, but dupe case cannot be vital as mine, because mine is murder case, but what i believe is Dupe cannot kill a fly talkless of human beings, whatever her case might be i pray to almighty Allah to be with her. I don't want her to surfer i love her so much. Call from Madam Hadiza brought me back to my sense . Me: Hello peslady . Madam Hadiza: Morning dear, how was your night? . Me: Am fine . Madam Hadiza: Where are you? Please come and meet me at divisional police station . Me: What happened . Madam Hadiza: You remembered Dupe my sale girl . Me: Yes i remembered her, what happened to her? . Madam Hadiza: The bitch stole my money and she is calming she was robbed on her way to bank . Me: Haaaaaa how much? . Madam Hadiza: Five hundred thousand naira 500,000naira . Me: ***Scream*** Yeeeee how did it happen?, how can you give her such huge amount of money? . Madam Hadiza: I gave her the money to save into my bank account, she came back home crying, that the money was collected from her, she said the cab she took was the cab of 419, they robbed her at gunpoint along the road and they pushed her out of the car, that was the lie she told me, i called police immediately for her arrest she's now in police cell, just come and meet me there . Me: but am also at police station now . Madam Hadiza: What are you doing in police station? . Me: *** told her what happened, the way i told the police*** . Madam Hadiza: Don't worry i will be there shortly, those people must be crazy, so you slept in station? . Me: no i slept in the hospital because they denied us freedom . Madam Hadiza: oh! They must be stupid for that, that's the reason why some people vowed not to help again o . Me: Even me too if God can save me from this, i will think twice before i could help next time . Madam Hadiza: Pesman am angry, be expecting me soon ***hang up*** . "Wow My God is on her way coming Yes this case will closed soon. . 10 minutes later D.P.O and Nike came out of his office, he instructed his boys to lets go to the clinic . Cnn and I were conveyed with the police van, while D.P.O and Nike conveyed in his personal card, cnn and i remain silent as the van zommed off, my phone ringing tone diverted the attention of the three policemen at the back of van with us to my direction . Me: Hello abbey . Abbey: Haaaaaa padi mi to sure, how far nah . Me: Am fine o . Abbey: Where are you nah, have checked you and cnn at house . Me: We are at somewhere together . Abbey: Where? . Me: Abbey i will call you back am busy now . Abbey: No lele bro, just want to show my gratitude . Me: That's amaze we are one bro, see you later . Abbey: Stay cool boss bye . Me: bye ***hang up*** this abbey of a guy don't know a thing, i logged on whatsapp to gist nurse titi, luckily for me she was online . Me: Hi dear . Nurse Titi: Peslove how are you . Me: I dey noni . Nurse Titi: Where are you now? . Me: At the back of police van, on our way to your clinic with Tola's father and her sister . Nurse Titi: Tell me its a lie, you're inside the same van and her sister didn't recognized cnn . Me: no we are not inside the same van o, we are at the back of police van while D.P.O and Nike are inside of his car . Nurse Titi: Ok pesman am at home, i will resume work by 6pm . Me: What is going to happen now? . Nurse Titi: Let just be prayerfull and don't worry nothing will happened "Fokanbale" (Don't be scared) ok? . Me: Ok o, wetin man go do than to accept his faith . Nurse Titi: ***Last seen 1 min ago*** . ******15 MINUTES LATTER****** . My heart beat increased as our car approached the clinic, only prayer on my lips to God is to save us from this problem we found our self, we came down and went inside the clinic. D.P.O and Nike headed to doctor office leaving cnn and i with five armed policemen at the reception, we waited patiently for him like 30 minutes, i started think about my life "Some of my age mate are workers of FirstBank" "Some are working with aviation" "Some are working with Big oil company" "I am here running after agama lizards because of the woman ritual" "I red it that General Yakubu Gowan was in his late 20's when he be came the president of this country" "likewise Sir Amadu bello and many more, i am here now at age of 24th without passing jamb, what am i going to become in the nearest future sef ?" my thought was brought to halt when D.P.O, Nike and Doctor walked out of doctor's office. Nike screamed on top of her voice immediately her eye fell on cnn . Nike: ***Pointing at cnn*** Daddy this is anty Tola's boyfriend, Brother mujeeb where is my sister because she told me she's coming to your house. . Cnn and i looked at each other without knowing what next to do or say, i couldn't tell how i felt that moment, the D.P.O looked at us with rang in his eye he moved closed to us and landed me three hot slap, i fainted . To be continued

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Peslove e don red b dat o.

But no be u be tola's bf now ....so y d slap

the man give you slap what will he do to cnn den

Igbati olori

Wahala

Ganagan unna don enter am today

At last you are caught! Next!

@Ladyg Sweetheart only God can save your man here o, pls keep praying for us ooo.

@Pesman lol anyway happen dey noting, peslady has assured u ok.

Cnt stop laughing. . so pesman was slaped

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE35 . . . ******FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM****** . . . Another hot slap brought me back to live from languished condition, my eyes became blur, i cannot see clearly, the kind of ringing tone playing on my head is like that of "Awilo longomba" The D.P.O moved closed to me to hit me once again but he was held by one of his boys "You should take it easy with this boy sir" one of his boys pleaded on my behalf . D.P.O: Where do you hide my daughter? . Me: Pesman sir (Because i can't hear clearly again) . D.P.O: I said where is my daughter? . Me: My name is pesman sir ***One of the annoyance police moved closed to me and gave me head knock, you dey craze is that what oga is asking you? You won't believe all this while they don't even raised finger on cnn talkless of beating him, when i cannot endure the pain again i voiced out*** Sir you are just been beaten me, i can't hear all what you have been asking me, if you want to communicate with me kindly be writing it on paper, my ear is malfunctioning . Police: You must be stupid, oga should be writing on paper to communicate with you? . Me: what do you say? *** he gave me another hot slap*** you're just been beating me on offence i didn't committed (meanwhile Nike was on phone call with only God known person, assuming she's not on call maybe she would have rescued me from beating season by those angry policemen) . D.P.O: It ok handcuff him and carry him to station, i will make sure i deal with you, your case will teach some imbecile like you a lesson. . . Nike: ***Screamed again*** He's not the one, he's not anty Tola's boyfriend . D.P.O: But who is her boyfriend? . Nike: ***Pointing at cnn*** . As if cnn did beating rituals, they started beating him. He was screaming ontop of his voice "I am not her boyfriend o" "Who are you talking about sef" "Who is tola" "Have you ever seen me in your house before?" he kept shouting as the beating continue, i started laughing in my mind when one of the police hit him on teeth. . Nike: Haaaaaa liar, you said you are not her boyfriend? Don't i know you again uncle cnn, don't mind him he's the one, he's my missing sister's boyfriend he does send me to her several times . D.P.O: Beating should stop, i don't want him wounded, you know if we wound him now he might not be able to talk again, and i want him to tell me were my daughter is, for the last time Where is my daughter? . Cnn: I know nothing of what you have been asking me, i don't know your daughter, who is she please? . Me Truth to be told i don't think ***Before i could finish my statement something happened, cnn performed magic, only God knew how he snatched gun from one of the careless officer, he pointed it at D.P.O . Cnn: Move close to me and i shoot . Me: Cnn please don't . Cnn: Pesman commot here or i shoot you too ***He began moving back to the entrance, with gun held firmly in his hand, only God knew how he got the courage to snatch the gun from the police, he kept moving backwards till he reached clinic corridor, we all moved close to him as he kept moving till he reached clinic corridor "If anybody dare move close to me consider yourself as deterioration he threatened further as he was about to reached the entrance gate. Deep down in me i knew cnn is planning how to escape, and if he eventually escape i would be the police target and i will be the one to surfer as they already knew i was his friend"*** . D.P.O: Don't act funny, i want you to know you're surrounded by police, don't think you can go Scot free (He talked with the intelligence) . Cnn: I don't care, i know today is going to be bloody, i will kill and i will get killed, just warn your men to stay away from me . D.P.O: ***Laugh*** I just want you to know that you're going nowhere. Let get him shot at leg "one of the policemen suggested to him in whispers" Don't do that, i want to get him unharmed . Me: Cnn please have mercy . Cnn: If you say nonsense i shoot you . Me: ***Now am in for it very big time*** . D.P.O: ***Commanding all his boys*** your hands down "All hands went down" now let reach agreement ***he face cnn*** i have nothing to do with you, am ready to set you free for the sake of my daughter, just tell me where my daughter is and you're Free to go . Cnn: ***He cock the gun as if he's ready to put the trigger, he threw the gun at the D.P.O with all his power, the gun hit him by forehead, making him fall to ground, cnn took to his heel he ran out of the hospital as fast as his legs could carried him, i was also ready to pick the race and escape as well, but i was very surprise when i tried to run and something held me back, one of the stupid police held my trouser firmly, the escape route for me has been blocked . . D.P.O: ***Still on the floor*** make sure you get him, he must not escape, you guys should bring him here alive . Me: ***Laughing in my head, as i saw blood all over his face . Nike: Are you ok dad? ***Trying to help him up*** . D.P.O: don't worry am ok . Doctor: Sorry sir, let us go inside so that the doctor can treat your wound . D.P.O: No need for that, let me see my daughter first . Nike: Let the doctor treat the wound dad, the blood is too much . Doctor: Please sir let's go inside . D.P.O: Haaaaaa this boy will surfer in my hand, i will make sure i deal with him, imagine the whole me, the whole D.P.O got injured by mere bloody civilian , this boy must be stupid, i will let him know who i am, i will deal with him, i will kill him, i will slaughter his body, i will sell his meat on OLX, JIJI, JUMIA, KONGA, YUDALA, haaaaaa the whole me . Me: Sorry sir ***The police who held my trouser gave me terrible slap*** . D.P.O: Are you mad, you want me to kill you before i kill him, if you say anything else i will shoot you ***he cocked his gun*** . Me: *** I went into silent mood*** . To be continued

pesman u re dead well am sure peslady will find sum how to free u

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Imbecile police men una wan kill Pesman, bt pesman dat ur frnd get liver o anyway wat ar frnds for? Is for inconveniece one another so u v to pay d price naa.

Observing mode activated

pesman is now the scape goat continue pls

Pesman u ar in serious wahala

LOL SORI MAN

pesman in trouble

Lol...so dpo want sell pesin meat for yudala...very funny

@Tolani very funny

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE36 . . . Nike: Doctor please let go in and treat the wound . D.P.O: No need . Nike: Don't mind him jare . Police: Oga please let the doctor treat you. . We walked back into hospital, Doctor,D.P.O and Nike walked into one ward where D.P.O was attended to . Me: ***Facing the police who held my trouser*** Oga police take it easy with me nah . Police: Are you crazy, i will slap your face . Me: What's my offence, afterall i wasn't D.P.O's Daughter boyfriend, so what's my own abeg free my trouser and let me waka . Police: You be mumu of highest order, i should release you and let you go, you want to put me in trouble . Me: ***Talking to him like my friend*** Oga you can help me on this, i will give you 5k, let me go please . Police: You must be high on weed, you will give me how much? . Me: 5k . Police: So after collecting 5k, from you i would be sack and the 5k you offered me is what i will be spending till the end of my life? If i give you hot hot blow you will not wake after 23days . Me: What do you want me to do please . Police: Tell me all what you know about this saga ***he brought out one small recording device*** . Me: I know nothing brother . Police: Who is that guy to you? . Me: Which guy? . Police: The guy who run away . Me: He's my friend . Police: He's a cultist right? . Me.: Why asking such question . Police: Didn't you see how he handled gun . Me: He's not a cultist he only watched it on Tv, i don't know where he got the skill from . Police: But this is not first time of him to carry gun? . Me: Don't know *** D.P.O Nike, and doctor walked on us that moment brought our conversation to an end, small plaster was on his face*** ......... D.P.O: ***Faced Doctor*** Actually we haven't done what we came here for before my daughter sighted that stupid boy . Doctor: The patient they brought here last night? . D.P.O: Yes my daughter insist that we must see her, she said she might be my missing daughter let check her ward . Nike: Dad you should mark my word you will see that the person we are talking about is no other person than my sister . Doctor: Let go to her ward then . ***They are about to head to her ward when the police team (The team that run after cnn) showed up with their heart beating faster, the sorrow on their faces suggested they missed their target*** . D.P.O: *** with full smile and calm tone*** Weldone guys and thank you for wonderful job, where is he or you have kept him at the back of the van . Police: (Sergeant Bukola was the team leader and he was the one talking on behalf of his team members) ***with shaking voice*** Sir we tried all our possible best but we lost him, it's obvious he's living around this area sir, he know every loungu (Loungu means corner in hausa language) we loss him sir . D.P.O: ***With Apopletic in his voice*** You did what? . Sgt. Bukola: We couldn't get him sir . D.P.O: And you're here in front of me, don't you know what you suppose to do, you are suppose to lost with him . Me: *** Finally! Finally!! Finally!!! Cnn escaped leaving me all alone to face the music, leaving me all alone to suffer, whereas i don't know when he was fu--king her, tear flow down my cheek*** . Sgt. Bukola: with due respect sir, we should have used violent hand on him but you denied sir, let assume you agree with us to shoot him at leg we should have not lost him but you said you want him alive . D.P.O: You're blaming me right? . Sgt. Bukola: No sir but when aegis were pursuing him,they had opportunity to fire at him but when i i remembered you ordered to spare his life i warned my men against it . D.P.O: stop saying nonsense, are you not here when he injured me. , are you not here when he threw gun at my face, i see ,i now understand that boy had bribed you, you have collected money from him and set him free, just because you want to takeover my position in office, no problem i know what to do to you guys . Sgt. Bukola: We didn't set anybody free,no one collected penny from him . D.P.O: No problem, i will get back at the silly boy . Nike: Take it easy dad . D.P.O: Don't worry my dear, i will let the stupid boy know who I am, i will teach him the kind of lesson he will never forget in his life . Sgt. Bukola: What next to do now sir? . D.P.O: Why asking me? . Sgt. Bukola: Because you have assigned yourself to be incharge of this case sir, and nothing can be done without your knowledge sir, what you say is the final say . D.P.O: ***Faced me with lion eye*** You silly boy see how vital your insensitive friend wounded me, i will teach you a lesson, i will let you know that God is not from Nigeria, you will serve as scapegoat, i will let you suffer, you will regret your friend's action ***He landed me hot slap*** . Sgt. Bukola: Shut up your mouth . Nike: Daddy you have just been beating this young man since, he's not my sister's boyfriend, i don't even know him please let him be and let us check the ward we are to check . Doctor: You should take it easy with this boy sir, we are yet to confirm him as the criminal, let check the ward first . Nike: Yes we should check the ward first . D.P.O: Whether he's criminal or not, i will not let him go don't you see how his friend hurt me, if i deal with him so hard, he will tell me where his friend is . Nike: Let Check the ward dad . D.P.O: ***Faced sgt. Bukola*** handcuff him, put him at the back of the van . Me: *** I was cuffed and led to where police van was parked outside, a lot of thought began running through my mind*** "This is how am going to spend the rest of my life in jail because of my ignorance" "Where is cnn now, where is jameelah?" "Dupe is also in police cell" "Why always me oh Lord?" I wept as i was put roughly at the back of the police van, i barely settled down at the back of the van when i heard a familiar voice screamed from afar "STOP! STOP!! STOP!!!" I looked outside and saw Madam Hadiza coming down from her car, i heave a sigh of relief "MY GOD IS FINALLY HERE" . To be continued

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Hmmm that's peslady if i may guess, i told u, u 'l b save frm ur predicaments.

hmmmmm...... peslady na ur god abii.... dem go arrest her as ur accomplice naw

Lol...This dpo funny sha...no be only Nigeria God come from na Togo him come from.....frustrated Dpo

don't conclude about seeing your god, you don't know weda she will succeed in setting you free or not

I hope Peslady save you

I don't think D.P.O will allow her to save you

@victoriouschild fast link pls

Ur God indeed

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE37 . . . My heart leaped with joy when i saw Madam Hadiza coming to my direction, she walked to police officer who dragged me into the back of police van . Madam Hadiza: Please officer am looking for pesman . Police: Who is pesman? . Madam Hadiza: The boy that has case with you here . Police: Oh! That stupid boy? . Madam Hadiza: Where is he? . Police: ***Pointing at the back of the van*** . Madam Hadiza: OMG, what makes you keep him at the back of your van? . Police: That's where he deserve to be . Madam Hadiza: ***Moving close to me*** Pesman am here, don't worry ok i will settle this case as soon as possible . Police: ***Yimu*** . Me: ***With joy all over my face*** I trust you dear . Madam Hadiza: ***Faced police*** Who is incharge of his case? . Police: You think its someone you can bribe abi? . Madam Hadiza: Stop saying nonsense and answer my question . Police: Na you sabi . Me: I think its D.P.O himself . Madam Hadiza: D.P.O ibrahim? . Me: Yes . Madam Hadiza: Do you remembered him? . Me: Yes! . Madam Hadiza: Good he was the one i talked to when someone accused you of breaking his windscreen . Me: Yes i remember . Madam Hadiza: This case would be the simpleest case for me D.P.O ibrahim is my good friend . Me: ***Only if you know the kind of crime i committed, its murder case o*** I trust you dear, can't wait to be set free and spend the night in your house . Madam Hadiza: ***With joy*** You wanna spend the night with me . Me: Yes love . Madam Hadiza: That's wonderful pesman, i love you . Me: please set me free . Madam Hadiza: You shouldn't worry about that, where is D.P.O . Me: He's inside the clinic with doctor . Madam Hadiza: Ok let me go and meet him (She left) ------------------------------- (Meanwhile D.P.O, Nike and Doctor had gone to Tola's ward immediately one of the police dragged pesman out roughly, D.P.O was extremely shocked when he saw her daughter (Tola) lying on the bed, Nike ran toward her sister and started crying) . Nike: Dad didn't i tell you? . D.P.O: Tola! Tola!! Tola!!! What led you to all this rubbish, who did this to you . Nike: You don't need to ask, its that insensate boy . Doctor: D.P.O is she your daughter? . D.P.O: Yes she is my missing daughter, have been searching for her for the past few days . Doctor: What a wicked world, so she was brought here by her boyfriend, and the boy has escaped now . D.P.O: That boy must learn his lesson, i will use all my influence to search for him, and i will not release the one in our custody until he provide his friend . Nike: Please dad, don't deal with the innocent boy . Doctor: He's not an innocent, he was fully involved in this . D.P.O: According to their statements i read , one of your nurses will be questioned too, you know one of your nurses is involved . Doctor: She just help them, as you can see she knew nothing about this . D.P.O: Don't forget the other two guys are also Claiming of helping my daughter, but at the end one of them happened to be her boyfriend, don't you know your nurse might be behind the abortion, she was the one who abort my daughter pregnancy, this is totally plan work, your nurse must be questioned. . Doctor: If that's what you want no problem . D.P.O: Where's she? . Doctor: Actually she's not around now , i osent her on errand to one of my friend in other town, she will be back tonight (He lied) . D.P.O: Good, please bring her to station for questioning as soon as she's around . Doctor: Ok sir, i will . Nike: ***Moved to Tola, she sat at the edge of her bed*** Anty mi (My sister) why do you do it this way? Why hiding your feelings from me? Why don't you tell me before you abort the innocent baby? . Tola: Silence . D.P.O: Tola, why do this to me, despite the fact that i love you, i always provide for your needs, i always care for you, why are you re- paying me with sorrow? Why do you intentionally want to kill your poor mother? Answer me . Tola: Silence . Nike: Anty Tola! . Tola: Silence . Nike: Anty Tola . Tola: Silence . Nike: Doctor she cannot talk . D.P.O: ***With fear*** Doctor my daughter cannot talk again, what happened? . Doctor: You need to let her rest for now when its time to talk with her i will let you know ***Madam Hadiza walked in that moment, brought their conversation to an end*** . D.P.O: ***Faced Madam Hadiza*** Don't tell me you are here again because of that stupid boy . Madam Hadiza: Smile . D.P.O: Nothing you can tell or offer me about this case this time around, this boy must go to jail, only if he can provide his friend . Madam Hadiza: Which of his friend? . Doctor: The one that escaped . Madam Hadiza: Are they two? . D.P.O: Yes . Madam Hadiza: But pesman didn't tell me all this , Mr ibrahim what do you suggest we do now? . D.P.O: Nothing just tell that stupid boy to provide his friend, moreover who is that boy to you? . Madam Hadiza: He's my errand boy . D.P.O: So your errand boy friend impregnated my own daughter . Madam Hadiza: ***Shocked*** Your daughter how come? But my boy said he helped someone and you guys accused him of what he knew nothing about, tell me Mr ibrahim is it a crime to help someone? That boy is a nice boy, he had vowed not to be helping again, its not fair like this nah . D.P.O: You know nothing about this case Madam . Hadiza: I know nothing about it and i don't want to know, just release my boy for me, because i want to send him somewhere, and he's yet to feed me back about where i sent him before you guys denied him freedom . D.P.O: Am very sorry madam i cannot release him for you . Madam Hadiza: Mr ibrahim i think we cannot settle it here, where do you want us to meet . D.P.O: No need of any place, we can talk in my office, just have it at the back of your mind that, that silly boy will be here so he will be the one to tell you the whole story . Madam Hadiza: No problem then let's go to your office and talk things out (All of them walked out of Tola's ward) . Do you think Madam hadiza can settle this case???? . To be continued

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mmmm. dis D.P.O is proving stubborn

I don't know maybe she will be able to save him

tola sister get bigggg maut

I think she will settle it

Pesman pray to ur God dat tins will work out well o if nt bro Job in d bibe go better pass u.

Pesman pray dat tins will work out well bw dem if nt broda Job for bible go better pass u.

Pesman. C ur life

Next plz

if i hear

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE38 . . . (Back to pesman at the back of police van) . I began to think when am i going to be set free, my my heart leaped with joy, reason behind my joy was Madam Hadiza i knew she is capable of my freedom, an idea popped into my head, I brought out my phone and loged on whatsapp luckily for me nurse Titi was online. . Me: Hi dear . Nurse Titi: My love, how are you and where are you now? . Me: At the back of police van . Nurse Titi: What??? What are you doing at the back of police van? . Me: Things has turned against us . Nurse Titi: What happened . Me: Nike discovered cnn . Nurse Titi: ***Shock sign*** Haaaaaa there is fire on the mountain, what happened next . Me: She told her father that cnn is her sister's boyfriend . Nurse Titi: Big trouble, where is cnn . Me: Cnn has escaped . Nurse Titi: Tell me it is a lie, how come pesman? . Me: It is a very long story dear, he snatched gun from one of the police and escaped with the help of the gun, he threatened to shoot the D.P.O, at the end he had his way and ran away leaving me all alone to face the music . Nurse Titi: There is trouble pesman, what are we going to do now? . Me: Don't know but what i believe is that i will leave here today . Nurse Titi: Don't worry my love, i will try all my best to set you free . Me: Please don't come to clinic now, police might be looking for you too . Nurse Titi: ***Smile*** don't worry about me pesman, have already told you i have my way in this town, they have noting to do with me . Me: What gives you the courage? . Nurse Titi: Don't worry about that . Me: Get to go now police are here ***logout*** . The police team,D.P.O,Nike,Doctor and Madam Hadiza walked out of the clinic and coming to my direction, Madam Hadiza came to me and said . Madam Hadiza: Pesman i have talk to D.P.O we are going to settle it in his office, police will drive you to station now, while i follow you from back, you have nothing to worry of . Me: Thank you love . Madam Hadiza: But D.P.O said you are two in number who is your second? . Me: My friend cnn . Madam Hadiza: Where is he? . Me: He has ran Away . Madam Hadiza: that's why D.P.O is so mad at you but don't worry everything will be settle soon . Me: Thank you love . Madam Hadiza: Don't tell a lie in station ok, say everything according to how it happened so i will know what to tell D.P.O . Me: Ok love you so much . Madam Hadiza: Love you too (peck me) . (The police team entered into the van, D.P.O and Nike entered into his car, Madam Hadiza drove off in her own car, all of us headed to police station) ------------------------------- ****** NURSE TITI ****** . Immediately she ended chat with pesman she placed a call to her boss (Doctor) . Nurse Titi: Hi boss . Doctor: How are you titi? . Nurse Titi: Am fine and you? . Doctor: Am fine, where are you? . Nurse Titi: Am home, what happened? . Doctor: The patient you brought here is the missing daughter of D.P.O they have been searching for her long time ago . Nurse Titi: That's good am happy for the D.P.O . Doctor: But there is a problem . Nurse Titi: On what? . Doctor: One of the guys you took her here together with is her boyfriend . Nurse Titi: What do you mean by one of those guys is her boyfriend . Doctor: Yes, police carried them to station to write their statements and they involved you, they claimed you helped her together . Nurse Titi: That's truth . Doctor: The police are now looking for you, they said you also have statement to write . Nurse Titi: What do you tell them . Doctor: I said you're not around now that i sent you on errand, whenever they sent for you i will be the one to attend to them . Nurse Titi: I trust you . Doctor: What about we see tonight? . Nurse Titi: Nope, am going to a night vigil . Doctor: Please do the vigil with me, i really miss your pu--y . Nurse Titi: Nope, we shall see another day, let settle the issue of the police first . Doctor: Are you truly responsible for the girl's abortion? . Nurse Titi: Don't ask me that, if you don't want me to mad at you . Doctor: Don't be mad at me please, am very sorry . Nurse Titi: Better . Doctor: Oya smile . Nurse Titi: Have smiled . Doctor: Love you . Nurse Titi: Thank you bye ***Hung up*** . ... Meanwhile cnn is seen running through the narrow way in the bush, only God knows where the road lead to, he ran like 35min in the bush before he suddenly stopped, he was breathing heavily, he sat under the mango tree and brought out his phone and dialed a number . Cnn: Hello abbey . Abbey: Padi mi to sure (My surest friend) happen nah? . Cnn: Not fine, please i need your help . Abbey: What happened . Cnn: Please like how much you have in your account? . Abbey: I still have up to 7k . Cnn: That's good, please transfer 5k, to me, i need it urgently . Abbey: i can't go to bank now . Cnn: Which bank are you using . Abbey: FirstBank . Cnn: Please use mobile banking to transfer the money . Abbey: What do you want to use 5k, for? . Cnn: There is a car i want to buy, am even with the owner of the car now, my money remain only 5k to complete please help me . Abbey: I think you should call pesman . Cnn: Pesman has given me all he have abbey please help me . Abbey: Ok, send your account number to me . Cnn: Thank you i will send it now . Abbey: I will transfer it with mobile money app now . Cnn: Thank boss, see you in evening, we will go to grace house with the car . Abbey: No problem bye ***hung up*** . *** AN HOUR LATER*** . Cnn is seen seated at the back of luxurious bus heading to abuja, he definitely run out of the town, leaving his friend (Pesman) alone to face the music, pesman is going to suffer for the crime cnn committed, what a wicked world . To be continued

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Chai...wetin cnn dey do no good ooo....pesman u too should suffer small b4 ur release bcus u no dey hear word

Serves you right

that's nt wickedness

chaii...pesman

cnn no do good ooo. pesman just pray that madam Hadiza softens the D.P.O's heart

Serves him rite e Nevers listen

serves you right coz someone warned you

Good for Pesman!

Hmmm...dats friend for u

Surely the world we live in is a wicked world

what a wicked world! Pesman abeg u fuckup oo. Ur world don turn to HAD I KNW >.<

thanks for your comments

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE39 . . . Dupe is seen at the corner of the cell, she was looking dejected and dispirited, she had been regretting working with Madam hadiza, The only prayer on her lips was pesman to come quickly and secure her bail, without knowing pesman himself was having another case with police, his case is more dangerous than hers, she had been waiting for the past 7hours now still no sign of pesman, when she couldn't take it anymore she placed a call to pesman (Her phone has been given back to her after the police officer used it to call pesman) But she was shocked with the response pesman gave her ------------------------------- ******MADAM HADIZA****** . Her head was filled up as she was driving behind pesman van, she couldn't figure out what the D.P.O is up to, because with the way he was talking to her, he (D.P.O) was not ready to corporate with her, she began to think on what next to do and how to free pesman from police station, because she want to feel him inside her tonight, when she couldn't think straight on what next to do an idea popped into her head, she pounced some digits on her phone and placed it on the left side of her ear . Madam Hadiza: Hello Barrister Adebayo . Barrister: Hi madam, its been long, how are you doing? . Madam Hadiza: Am fine . Barrister: Hope no problem,you call . Madam Hadiza: There is no problem but i need to inform you before running into one . Barr: That's good , what's the matter . Madam Hadiza: ***She told him everything according to pesman explanations*** . Barr: It very simple case once your boy isn't her boyfriend, you have nothing to worry about . Madam Hadiza: Am on my way to the station now to talk with the D.P.O, if he refuse to corporate with me i will call you back . Barr: Don't worry Madam, since the girl in question was his daughter he will not corporate with you . Madam Hadiza: What do you suggest i do now, i need your help that boy must be bail today . Barr: Just tell the boy not to say a single word till i arrive the station . Madam Hadiza: Thanks my lawyer, i will get back to you soon . Barr: Ok ma . Madam Hadiza: When are you coming? . Barr: I should be on my way? . Madam Hadiza: Please do, let meet at the station . Barr: Which station are you? . Madam Hadiza: Headquarter . Barr: Ok, am on my way . Madam Hadiza: Thank you ***Hung up*** (Immediately she hanged up the call she rang pesman but his number is not reachable) ------------------------------- ******PESMAN****** . I was seated with about nine (9) armed policemen at the back of the police van, i began to think about my life, assuming i didn't have anybody like Madam Hadiza where would i be by now? Maybe jail, this is the second time Madam Hadiza bail me from this the same police station, i closed my eyes and pray to Almighty God. Dear Lord please give Madam Hadiza power to settle this case quickly the way she has been settling it in the past. The ringing tone of my phone brought me back to reality, i looked at the screen i nearly smashed my phone at one of the police who sat at my front when i saw the caller was dupe, i firstly ignored her call before i later picked on second ring . Me: Hello . Dupe: Hi pesman, try to be caring its true that we are fighting, don't tell me you didn't see my call, one of the police officer called you on my behalf . Me: Listen woman, yes i received your call and i told the man i was in police custody . Dupe: ***Scream*** I thought you were lying to the police . Me: I didn't, even i slept in police station yesterday . Dupe: What happened pesman . Me: I was arrested with cnn not too long after your call . Dupe: Didn't i warn you to stay off him? Have you seen it now, please stop doubting me . Me: I don't doubt you but i cannot leave him all alone by that hour . Dupe: So where are you now? . Me: At back of police van and you . Dupe: Inside cell . Me: What happened? . Dupe: ***Crying*** my boss Madam Hadiza gave me five hundred thousand naira 500,000naira to deposit in to her account, on my way to the bank i boarded a cab without knowing the cab was that of thieves, i barely settled down in the car when one of the passenger i met inside car pulled a gun at me, i almost fainted pesman they collected the money from me and i was dragged out of the car and my phone was threw at me, i quickly picked it and called my boss, she said i should be coming back to supermarket, but when i got there police were waiting for me, i was arrested and carried to station, my boss said am lying to her, she said nobody collected money from me that its plan work because my phone is not lost, i tried to explain to her but she didn't listening to me . Me: Don't worry dear, i know one of your boss friends i will talk to her, i believe your boss will set you free because of her . Dupe: Pesman i will be happy if you can do this for me . Me: Don't worry dear, i will try all my best to secure your bail, just be praying for my freedom too . Dupe: You will be set free soon by Gods grace . Me: Amen, but dupe you ought to know that the money given to you by your boss would be lost . Dupe: I think i already told you, i don't seen everything i only see a little, the day you had sex with me i didn't see it coming, likewise the issue of this money i didn't see it also . Me: What are you seeing now? . Dupe: Nothing because i had sleepless night here . Me: Ok dear, i will get back to you as soon as possible . Dupe: Please my love you're the only alternative i have . Me: Don't worry dear love you . Dupe: Love you too . Me: Bye . Dupe: Bye ***hang up*** . Immediately i hanged up the call, another call came in with strange number . Me: Hello . Caller: Hi ***Man Voice*** . Me: Please who is this? . Caller: This is Mr Felix from lucky computer center . Me: Ok, what can i do for you? . Caller: Am i speaking with Mr Adekunle sir? . Me: Yes you're . Caller: Good, you registered jamb with us sir . Me: Yes . Caller: This to inform you that you are having exam next week Saturday, we have sent you reminder message, and we are also calling to remind you sir, please study harder to accrue a better grade, we wish you all the best from lucky computer center Bye ***hang up*** . Oh lord please save me, am having exam next week Saturday less than 6days from now, and i didn't read anything because all my hope was on dupe she promised to show me all the answer a day to exam, hmmm that same dupe is in police cell now, i have to act fast, she must be released as soon as possible if i want to pass this coming jamb, i began to think how to talk to Madam Hadiza to set the innocent girl free, i looked up as tear drop from my eye . Oh lord please help me . To be continued

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@ladyG my love, its been long i saw ur comment

@pesman baby i can now see d efffect of d slap those wicked police men tear u, sorry o pesbaby, u kn say i no fit read witout commentin naa, dnt worry very soon u 'll b out frm there ok.

Hmmm.

next

naw u d gal god name

lol, person wey wan free person sef dae find person wey go free person. next o

@pesman u no invite me, but i av been following ur story, nice story... next

@ladyG you mean my eye is malfunctioning??? @wizzyg you seat dey number 1 o

@pesman gbam, u get it correctly hope dey did nt blind u 4 me o?

@pesman no yawa i position

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE40 . . . As our van pulled up at the front of police station, one of the police lossed my leg cuff left only the one at hand, he led me to cell number 7 and bolted the door, 45minutes later another policeman came to my cell and led me to D.P.O Ibrahim office where i met D.P.O,Madam Hadiza,Nike and one elderly man who i don't know . D.P.O: ***He faced the police who brought me*** You can go ***He left*** . Madam Hadiza: Welcome my boy, how are you . Me: ***Crying*** not fine, i was denied freedom since yesterday because of what i know nothing nothing about, its a crime to help . Madam Hadiza: ***Faced the elderly man*** Barrister Adebayo can you see it now, Mr ibrahim is just punishing my boy for nothing sake, what's the meaning of all this . Barr: ***Clear throat*** I think D.P.O will let us settle this matter here, as you can see he's my friend i know him very well . D.P.O: ***Face me*** can you please tell me all what you know about this case . Me ***stammer*** Enrm enrm . Barr: ***cuts in*** he has nothing to say, i am here because of him all the questions should be direct to my office ok? . D.P.O: But you should let him talk, he has one or two things to say . Barr: No, i know everything about this case and am ready to answer all the questions . D.P.O: No i cannot tolerate this from you, moreover we are talking of my daughter . Barr: Fine! if you cannot tolerate this from me, lets charge this case to court of law, and i am here to secure his bail, you can submit your court letter whenever you're ready to madam's house, give me bail form to fill and let us get out of here, we will meet in court . Me: ***Haaaaaa barrister or what is your name, please beg D.P.O don't argue with him, i don't want to go to court*** . D.P.O: ***sight in defeat***. . Me: Please permit me to talk sir . Barr: No you have nothing to say . Madam Hadiza: ***Whisper into my ear*** What do you want to say pesman? Better keep your mouth shut . Me: What i want to say will let the D.P.O understand what is happening please allow me to talk . Madam Hadiza: ***She told Barrister all what i discussed with her*** . Barr: ***Moved close to me and talked to me in low tone** know what you want to say, please don't make this case complicated one for me, i don't want you to talk but your madam pleaded with me, please say something reasonable . Me: *** Faced D.P.O*** Sir am ready to answer your questions . D.P.O: ***lightening up*** Good, how are related to my daughter Tola? . Me: I don't know any of your daughters . D.P.O: How are you related to the boy that escaped? . Me: He's my casual friend nothing more . D.P.O: Do you know him as my daughter's boyfriend? . Me: He didn't tell me anything about his relationship . D.P.O: Do you know when he gave my daughter drug to take . Me: How would i know when we are not leaving together . Nike: Dad please you should let this man go, this man just helped my sister he knows nothing about it . Me: This is how it happened, my friend and i were coming from Dstv viewing center, we saw your daughter along the road and we carried her to hospital nothing more, let your daughter be ok she will tell you everything . Nike: I know my sister's boyfriend very well, he was the one who escaped not this gentle man . D.P.O: Ok, this what will happen i will still call you back when my daughter is fully recovery and fit enough to talk, if she says she does not know you fine, i will set you free but if she says she knows you and you're in trouble and you will find your friend for me ***Before he could finished his word, his phone rang the caller was Doctor*** Hello doctor . Doctor: Your daughter is awake and she's talking now . D.P.O: Thank you God . Doctor: She said she is ready to talk to you about what happened . D.P.O: That's good, will you bring her here . Doctor: No because of her health you have to come over here to question her . D.P.O: Ok no problem about that, we will be there shortly bye ***He hanged up*** . All of us headed to the clinic hoping to hear the reality from Tola without knowing its plan work between me cnn cnn Tola and nurse Titi. We reached the clinic and headed to Tola's ward, we met her seated on bed, seated beside her was a young nurse, she left immediately we walked in, Tola winked at me as i walked in i winked back at her, that only put my mind at rest that our deal still intact, Nike rushed to her sister and hugged her tightly, she really missed her, i also missed Tola, this is the first time am seeing her since she was admitted here . Nike: Anty mi, how are you feeling now . Tola: Am feeling better, what are you guys doing here? . D.P.O: ***Scream*** Will you shut up your dirty mouth, your case isn't here, me and you will meet at home, you this bastard girl . Madam Hadiza: Mr ibrahim please take it easy with her nobody is above mistake . Doctor: Please D.P.O don't let another bad things happen to her again, it cost us alot to save her life, she's just been recovering please don't shout at her again, its against her health . Barr: Doctor please we are here to question her, can we? . Doctor: Yes you can but please don't raise your voice at her . Barr: Ok, doctor do you know this young man ***Pointing at me*** . Doctor: Yes i do, him and his friend was the one who brought this girl here . Barr: Left to you D.P.O you can ask your daughter whatever you want to ask her . D.P.O: ***With red eye*** Tola! Tola!! Tola!!! What led you to abortion? . Tola: Silent . D.P.O: Don't worry you'll answer that question at home, do you know this boy ***Pointing at me*** do you know him? Who is he to you? . Tola: This is the first time am seeing him, i don't know him from anywhere . Me: can you see it now, you're just been suffering me for nothing ***Crying*** . Tola: What happened? Why are you crying? . Me: Me and my friend saw you lying lifeless along the road, we carried you to hospital to save your life, but your daddy turned it to another thing for us ***crying*** . Tola: Oh! Am sorry, so you are the one who saved my life thanks alot . Me: What do i gain at the end, please to save me from this mess tell us all what you know about this . Tola: Yes i am pregnant and i didn't want my daddy to know, even i didn't tell my boyfriend, i went to meet one of my friends she was the one who gave me drug, after i took the drug i became weak, instead of heading to our house i headed to my boyfriend's house to rest, on my way i hit my leg on stone and i fell to the ground, that's all i know, concerning this young man i don't know him and he's not my boyfriend, he's my helper (D.P.O: just opened his mouth wider without knowing what to say) . Barr: Case closed please lets get out of here . Me: ***wink at tola*** . Tola: ***Wink back*** . Me: ***We walked out of her ward, thank God am now a free man, i need to set Dupe free as well if i want to pass my coming jamb . To be continued

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Oh finally pesman is abt 2 go home, hmmmm dat's good u ar free now so help ur baby 2 b free too.

thank your stars

hmmmmn

Ok, hope you will learn frm the past

Dpo think say him wise abi

god ova everitin

Tank ur God, Tola is a good girl, she accepted all dat, although u wer de one dat advised her 2 abort de child

You're really lucky

yu better go set tola free

Next please

Thank you Tola

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE41 . . . ******MADAM HADIZA'S HOUSE****** . I became more than happy as our car approached her house "I am now a totally free man" the smile on madam hadiza for been by her side was so obvious, she was smiling as she drove to her house. With us inside the car was Barr.Adebayo he gave me some word of advice, and also told me to be involving lawyer on time if i had any case next time. We reached madam Hadiza's house, her gateman opened the gate for us, I looked left and right and equally thank God for letting me return back to madam hadiza house after almost 48hours with police, i became more than happy as i made my way into her sitting room, we entered the sitting room and sat on couch . Madam Hadiza: ***Faced me*** Welcome my boy, i know you cannot commit murder . Me: To be helping someone now is another thing in Nigeria . Madam Hadiza: That doesn't mean you shouldn't render help again . Me: No, i will not . Madam Hadiza: No pesman you have to continue helping, God will be rewarding you abundantly . Me: But i regret helping that silly girl, let assume i don't have someone like you maybe i would have be in jail by now . Madam Hadiza: All thanks to Almighty Allah, pesman becareful next time . Me: Have lent my lesson now . Madam Hadiza: ***Faced Barr.Adebayo*** Am very sorry barrister, i miss my boy so much . Barr: ***clear Throat*** That's good, i can see he missed you too . Me: smile . Madam hadiza: What can i offer you? . Barr: Am ok . Madam Hadiza: ***Calling Sandra, her maid*** Sandra! Sandra!! Sandra!!! . Sandra: ***Answering from afar*** am coming ma . Barr: Madam . Madam Hadiza: Yes barrister . Barr: I will go to station tomorrow to close the case . Madam Hadiza: I want it done today not tomorrow barrister . Barr: Things are not done like that, D.P.O house is on fire now, let's give him the respect he deserve, discovering his daughter in that hospital is woe to him, i will go there tomorrow or next to finish everything . Madam Hadiza: anyway i cannot teach you your work, you know what to do this is your office not mine . Barr: Have been your lawyer even since you relocated to this town and i don't think i have once disappointed you . Madam Hadiza: Never . Barr: Good, you have to trust me on this . Madam Hadiza: Sure i am . Sandra: ***Walking out of one room*** i am here ma . Madam Hadiza: Bring drinks for barrister and pesman, barrister what you care for? . Barr: Cold water . Madam Hadiza: What of you pesman? . Me: Origin . Sandra: We don't have it . Me: Give me any drink of your choice then . Sandra: ***She walked away*** . Barr: ***Faced me*** According to your statement with police you're two in this case, who is your second? . Me: Cnn my friend . Barr: I didn't see him in station where is he? . Me: He had escaped, he ran away . Barr: How come he escaped in front of police . Me: ***Told him how he managed to escaped*** . Madam Hadiza: ***Astonished*** My God! your friend is dam b--m . Barr: Hmmm i can bet it, your friend is wanted in town . Me: I don't know where he's now . Barr: Am now having different feelings toward your story, what makes your friend run away if he's not that girl boyfriend something is missing, we are missing something great, for him to run away definitely this is a plan work, plan work between two of you, one of you must be her boyfriend, you have to stay away from him if you don't want him to implicate you in the nearest future . Me: Who, cnn? Hmmm i don't want to see him again ever in my life, he left me alone to suffer for the crime he ***silence*** No problem sir . Sandra: Here is your drinks ***She put it on the table and walked away*** . Madam Hadiza: Thank you barrister . Barr: ***Drinking his water*** Welcome madam how is work? . Madam Hadiza: Fine o . Barr: That's good . Madam Hadiza: I even wanted to call you before issue of pesman arise . Barr: Ok can we discuss it now or you come to my office? . Madam Hadiza: We can talk here, or because of pesman, you don't have to worry about him he's my loyal boy . Me: ***Loyal boy indeed*** . Barr: Ok am listening . Madam Hadiza: I want to upgrade to oil business . Me: ***wow my madam don hit it big time*** . Barr: Very Good idea oil is very lucrative, surplus and profitable, moreover we are having less filling stations in this town, i love your courage ma have you secure a land? . Madam Hadiza: Yes and no, someone told me about one land not too far to my supermarket we'll check out the land tomorrow and you'll be helping me on C of O (certificate of owner) . Barr: there is no problem about that, call me whenever you're ready . Madam Hadiza: You'll also help me on contractor . Barr: Alright madam, i will do everything as you want it, just keep reminding me . Madam Hadiza: Ok . Barr: Let me start going now, i have alot of files to attend in my office . Madam Hadiza: Thanks so much barrister, you'll see my hand . Barr: As usual . Madam Hadiza: ***laugh*** yes as usual . Madam Hadiza saw him off, because the man didn't come with his car, immediately they left, Sandra walked out of her room, i thought she came to clean the table, but instead of her to clean the table as expected, she sat direct opposite me with cute smile on her face . Me: Hi Sandra . Sandra: Hi pesman . Me: You just employed? . Sandra: No, more than a year now . Me: wow this my second time in this house have we met before? . Sandra: No, this is our first time . Me: Where went you first time i came here? . Sandra: Don't know maybe i went out with madam daughter, she took me as her sister . Me: That's kind of her, where is she now? . Sandra: She hardly stay home, from party to another . Me: Spoil brat . Sandra: Smile . Me: Sandra right? . Sandra: Yes, and you pesman? . Me: Yes pesman . Sandra: pesman! Pesman!! Pesman!!! Sound familiar . Me: Yes it must . Sandra: How related are you to my madam . Me: Her just employed P.A (Personal Assistance) . Sandra: cool, she didn't tell me . Me: Maybe she think its not necessary . Sandra: Well, let me have your phone . Me: ***Give it to her*** . Sandra: I Saved my number with Sandra, pesman call me tonight, we have to talk . Me: I will call you . Sandra: Let me be going now my madam shouldn't meet me here and meet here dirty like this ***she quickly packed everything and cleaned the table before she went to kitchen*** . Pesman You're about to sign another player to your squared, player Sandra her jersey number would be?? (only time could tell) . To be continued

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Hmmm...God save ur ass

u will Neva change

On ur own.

I hope Sandra is not connected to any of your girlfriends

Hwfar ur jamb pesman?

so dis juju still dey work. OK continue

u forget dupe right

Hohohho.... @pesman ur eye go soon clear

Pesman u dnt wnt 2 learn ur lessons abi? U wnt 2 learn it in a hard way i guess.

ma guy no wan change shaa..... dupe love u wella na why she neva leave u to ur fate ...*idiot*

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE42 . . . (At the same time, cnn is seen coming down from the bus, their bus just reached Ibilo (Edo state) he came down and headed to one restaurant to fill his tommy, he sat on one empty chair and order for what to "Dine" he brought out his phone and dialed a number, the receiver accepted the call immediately he saw the call "Hello" the person at the other end of the line said to him) . Cnn: Pm boss *** He is talking to his cousin (Ade) who reside in abuja*** . Ade: Cnn cnn how far nah? . Cnn: I dey o . Ade: Where you dey? . Cnn: ***Looking at sign post at the out of the restaurant*** Guy i dey Ibilo o . Ade: ***surprised*** Ibilo, wetin you dey do for ibilo . Cnn: I dey come to abuja . Ade: You say wetin . Cnn: I say i dey come to abuja . Ade: Na company wey you dey follow work dey send you come? . Cnn: No oo . Ade: Where una dey go for abuja . Cnn: I dey come stay with you . Ade: Why you go dey come stay with me without telling me before . Cnn: Na long story brother . Ade: Say wetin happen . Cnn: I no fit follow you talk wetin i do with you here, when i reach your side i go tell you everything . Ade: What if i tell you say i no dey around nko? . Cnn: Abeg no do that . Ade: The crime you committed na murder? . Cnn: Something like that, if anybody call you from home tell them say you no know where i dey o, because i no tell anybody that i dey come abuja o . Ade: If to say you no be my brother, i for not allow you in my house . Cnn: Thank you brother, sebi abuja no far from here again? . Ade: Sebi na ibilo una dey? . Cnn: Yes . Ade: E still far o, but not too much sha, after that "ibilo" you go reach "Okene" after okene na "Lokoja" after lokoja na hin you go reach abuja . Cnn: Still far o, where i go come meet you? . Ade: Where you wan drop? . Cnn: The driver said na Kaduna him dey go . Ade: You go drop for zuba be that . Cnn: Ok . Ade: You go see motor wey dey go barger from zuba, when you reach barger, you go carry another motor to life camp drop at the front of skye bank life camp call me, i go come and pick you . Cnn: Thank you bro . Ade: You're welcome . Cnn: Bye ***He hung up*** . He finished his meal and walked back to his seat at the back of bus, the driver brought engine back to live and zommed off, in the next 3 to 4 hours they would be in abuja . ------------------------------- Dupe is also seen at the back of cell shedding tear, she hated herself that moment, she had been regretting working with madam Hadiza, she cursed the day she met her, and also she has been waiting for pesman for long time ago, but there is no sign of him, she has been waiting for arrival of her boss (Madam Hadiza) maybe if she pleaded her she might forgive and set her free, her boss was with her in station before she called someone on phone (pesman) after she ended the call she entered her car and drove off without telling anyone where she's heading to, When she (Dupe) cannot endure it again she called the officer Mic to call pesman for the third time, the officer was so furious as pesman didn't pick the call till forth rang . (Back to pesman in madam Hadiza's sitting room) . Madam Hadiza walked in with cute smile on her face, she sat beside me on the couch and placed her left hand on my shoulder "welcome home pesman" she said to me. . Me: Thank you peslady . Madam Hadiza: How are you doing . Me: As you can see am fine, just that i need to rest, i have sleepless night at the hospital . Madam Hadiza: Its true but we need to talk, can we? . Me: Let go to your room, here isn't safe . Madam Hadiza: Why? . Me: Your maid might be hearing our conversation, i believe what you want to discuss with me should be in private . Madam Hadiza: Is that what you want? . Me: Yes, am not feeling comfortable here . Madam Hadiza: Ok, let's go ***She stood up and i followed her from behind*** here we are in my room ***sitting down on bed*** . Me: Nice room you gat ***Sitting beside her*** Ask whatever you want to know about my encounter with police . Madam Hadiza: We are not here because of that, i don't even want to know the crime you committed, what i want to discuss with you is something that can bring progress into our lives . Me: Ok love am listening . Madam Hadiza: You know i discussed something with my lawyer back in sitting room ***Reaching for my hand and caress it*** i want to build big filling station in this town, i want to invest oil business . Me: Its good idea and i love it as well, but you just open a big supermarket not too long . Madam Hadiza: Yes, i need more money, i want to prove my late husband wrong . Me: What is the arrangement now? . Madam Hadiza: Me and you with the lawyer will check out the land i found tomorrow or next, immediately i collect C of O work will start there, my lawyer will also register it for me . Me: I wish you success dear . Madam Hadiza: ***Kissing my hand*** I love you . Me: Love you too . Madam Hadiza: You're spending night here? . Me: Maybe . Madam Hadiza: Why maybe? Don't forget your promise in station . Me: That remain me, what about your sale girl at the police station . Madam Hadiza: That bitch will rot in jail, she don't want to confess . Me: Do you believe that innocent looking girl can do something like that? . Madam Hadiza: Don't trust anybody pesman, even your shadow leaves you in darkness . Me: But that girl is too gentle to do such . Madam Hadiza: You want to support her pesman? . Me: Not really but i want you to have mercy on her, let assume she's your daughter i believe you will not kill her because she lost your money, and this is not the first time of you sending her to bank, i want you to know that, that's how Almighty Allah want it, don't forget you're a Muslim let emulate rosululahi (S.W.A) we have to learn how to forgive and forget . Madam Hadiza: *** With coloured eye and raised voice*** Tell me pesman what's going on between two of you? Tell me you have something in common with her hun? Who is she to you . Me: ***Madam Hadiza is mad at me, this is the first time of her raising voice on me, my phone rang that moment, i looked at madam hadiza before picking the call because the caller was Dupe*** . Madam Hadiza: She is calling you right, who is that girl to you pesman . Haaaaaa pesman you're a goonner . To be continued

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pesman u are gooner shaa..... na o peslady go carry the both of u throw inside cell

Explain yourself Mr pesman

Gooner!!

See trouble

lol. you av got some explanation to do

Goner or a learner

pesman oya start talk now

Kikikikikiki i lafs in Russia. pesman pesman oya naa e don red.

scope her u are doing de ryt tin

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE43 . . . ***Madam Hadiza is mad at me, this is the first time of her raising voice on me, my phone rang that moment, i looked at madam hadiza before picking the call because the caller was Dupe*** . Madam Hadiza: She is calling you right, who is that girl to you pesman? Pick her call ***Moving away from me*** . Me: She's not the caller, even i don't know her talkless of having her phone number, this call is from one of my friend ***Moving close to her*** Let me pick the call and put it on loud speaker for you to hear . Madam Hadiza: Oya pick it and put it on loud speaker, you want to be flirting around me . Me: No, am not ***Picking the call after fourth ring, and put it on loud speaker with heart beating faster, luckily for me i heard a man's voice, i quickly recognized the voice as officer Michael's voice*** Hello good afternoon . Off.Mic: ***Speaking on behalf of Dupe*** where did you keep your phone before? . Me: My phone was on silent . Off.Mic: We have been waiting for you for so long, aren't you coming again? . Me: Am coming, i will be with you soon . Off.Mic: Please don't stay too long if you don't want your... . Me: ***Cuts in*** Am coming now . Off.Mic: Ok, don't stay too long bye . Me: Bye ***hang up*** . Madam Hadiza: Am sorry for doubting you pesman . Me: ***Moving away from her*** Its so painful when you realize someone you love so much does not trust you, am disappointed in you . Madam Hadiza: Am sorry please don't be annoyed . Me: Can i leave now? Am going somewhere . Madam Hadiza: Pesman i said am sorry . Me: Have heard you, someone is waiting for me somewhere i have to go and meet him, thank God you heard my conversation with him on phone . Madam Hadiza: Pesman are you still angry with me? . Me: No, am not . Madam Hadiza: Oya smile . Me: I can't . Madam Hadiza: Pesman make a wish and consider it done . Me: ***Happy*** I should make a wish? . Madam Hadiza: Yes and consider it done . Me: ***What should i wish for oo*** Cool, i want you to set that sale girl of yours free . Madam Hadiza: ***With coloured eye*** Set Dupe free again? . Me: Yes that's all i want . Madam Hadiza: But why pesman . Me: I believed in her story, innocent soul shall not be punished . Madam Hadiza: Haaaaaa pesman, i want to deal with that girl . Me: Everything belong to almighty Allah, let him judge, moreover you're not as wise as him who gives you wealth, please be thankful over everything . Madam Hadiza: Hmmm . Me: That's the truth, please let set that girl free and allow her to continue working with you please for God sake . Madam Hadiza: I promise to always make you happy, is that what you want? . Me: Yes, please do this for me . Madam Hadiza: No problem, have heard you and i will release her . Me: Thank you ***Kissing her lip*** please call the officer in charge of her case . Madam Hadiza: Am sorry pes . Me: What happened? . Madam Hadiza: I handle her case to D.P.O and D.P.O of that station is not around now, he's not in town, he'll be back on Monday . Me: That mean? . Madam Hadiza: She will be release on Monday . Me: ***Mogbe (Am doomed)*** please call him and tell him what you want, he would call one of his boys to release her . Madam Hadiza: ***Dialling D.P.O's number, but switched off*** Pesman the man was in village and there is no network there, we have to wait till Monday . Me: ***Haaaaaa am having jamb exam next week Saturday, Dupe is going to be released next week Monday, failure on my way, all my hope was on Dupe, she promised to tell me the answer a day to the exam, that's the reason why i see my book as my enemy, even a single sign board i didn't read, moku oooooo*** . Madam Hadiza: Don't worry pesman Monday is here already . Me: Ok dear, thanks foe honoring my request . Madam Hadiza: You welcome . Me: Let me be on my way . Madam Hadiza: Where are you still going again? . Me: I have to go and meet the guy who called me, and am having exam next week, i have to read . Madam Hadiza: Which exam . Me: Jamb . Madam Hadiza: you're writing jamb next week? . Me: Yes . Madam Hadiza: You still have enough time to read . Me: I'm suppose to be reading by now, not everything money can buy . Madam Hadiza: Don't forget you promise to sleep here with me tonight . Me: Yes i do, but i want to read let me go to my house to pick few books and i will be back here . Madam Hadiza: That's good . Me: You will promise not to disturb me in the night . Madam Hadiza: Sure i will not, you care going with my car . Me: Nope, i will take a bike . Madam Hadiza: Don't stay too long dear . Me: I will not ***Heading out of her house with complicated mind, immediately i left her house i headed to my house before i went to divisional police station to see my queen Dupe*** ------------------------------- Therefore D.P.O Ibrahim is seen talking angrily with his boys in the hospital after the departure of Madam Hadiza,Pesman and her lawyer, nobody could beg him on behalf of that careless officer (The one cnn snatched gun from) he would be sacked . D.P.O: That stupid boy has left now, now you're the one am dealing with instead of him ***Facing the careless officer*** . Careless police: Silent . D.P.O: Doctor please let me see you in your office ***Two of them walked to doctor's office*** . Doctor: Am hearing you sir . D.P.O: Thanks for saving my daughter's life, am very grateful . Doctor: All thanks be to God . D.P.O: how much is my bill? . Doctor: We don't need to collect money from you sir, but you will have to pay for drug we gave her and the injection she took . D.P.O: Thank you doctor, That will be how much? . Doctor: I don't know, i will have to call the nurse in charge of drugs, she will give us the bill . D.P.O: No problem about that, i want to receive the bill before i leave here . Doctor: We'll do that ***calling the drug store with his office phone, he told the lady at the store to do the estimate of D.P.O's daughter drugs and injections and bring it to his office*** She will be here any moment from now . D.P.O: When my daughter is going to be discharge? . Doctor: When you're ready to leave you can be going with her . D.P.O: Thanks for that, am very grateful . Doctor: Erm D.P.O i want you to close that boy case, just leave everything for God, that's how he want it . D.P.O: I have nothing to hold the boy who just left here with lawyer, his case has been closed since my daughter had confirmed it that she didn't know him, but if i see that run away boy in the next ten years i will still deal with him . Doctor: Thank you sir ***Shaking hand with him*** . Together they walked back to reception, Tola was discharged and left hospital with his father, instead of heading to station D.P.O Ibrahim is seen heading to his house with his daughters, a lot of thought was running through his mind, he promised himself to deal with Tola whenever she's strong enough to handle his punishments, meanwhile Nike mind wasn't with her father nor her sister (Tola) what occupied her mind was how to talk with pesman, seems she's in love with him, Fayemi charm? No the guy is just too cute. -------------------------------------------------------------- ******PESMAN****** I was lying back on my bed in my room, seriously speaking i missed my bed so much. The only thought that occupied my mind was how to pass the coming jamb without Dupe's help, next thing to do now is to go to police station and talk to that officer incharge of her case (Micheal) i don't want to meet his absence in station so i have to call his number before leaving for station . Me: Hello officer . Off.Mic: Hi pesman where are you, . Me: About to be coming to station, guess you're still around . Off.Mic: Yes, waiting for you don't stay too long . Me: How can i ask of you in station? . Off.Mic: Ask of officer Mic, you will be directed to me, please come as soon as possible am going somewhere . Me: Alright i will be there soon, bye . Off.Mic: Bye ***Hang up*** . I walked out of my room immediately i hanged up the call and headed to police station to check Dupe, i was lucky enough officer Micheal was the one i firstly met when i get to the station, he quickly led me to one corner where we discussed a lot of things . Off.Mic: You must be pesman? . Me: Yes i am, are you the officer am looking for? . Off.Mic: Sure i am officer Mic ***Flashing his I.D card*** . Me: That's Great here i am . Off.Mic: Welcome, you see your girlfriend case is simple and not simple as well, it all depend on how Madam Hadiza want it to be, she was the only one who can pull the case further and also capable of withdrawing it, with the interrogation i had with your girlfriend, i discovered she's innocent, she knew nothing about the money, what you have to do now is trying to find madam hadiza's house address and plead to her to free that girl . Me: Thank you officer, i will do that as soon as i leave here . Off.Mic: Don't call her on phone, try to know her house, go there as early as possible in the morning, beg her very well she's very nice woman i believe if you can beg her very well she will release that girl for you . Me: Ok . Off.Mic: But if you know you can't beg her . Me: Why would i not beg her? . Off.Mic: You might be feeling bigger than begging her . Me: Who am I infront of her? I will go to her house tomorrow morning to beg her . Off.Mic: Or can you afford to pay 500,000naira for her? . Me: ***Laugh*** Where can i get such amount? . Off.Mic: Please go and beg her, i want that innocent girl to be release as soon as possible . Me: I think you're the one incharge of her case? . Off.Mic: No, I'm not the one, it's D.P.O himself . Me: Can't you release her for me? . Off.Mic: Only D.P.O can release her, even if Madam Hadiza want her to be release D.P.O must be aware of it and he's not around now, but if Madam Hadiza call him to release her, he will call me and the girl will be set free, so you have a lot of work to do if you want her to be release on time . Me: Thanks for the help, can i see her now? . Off.Mic: Yes you can ***He led me to where Dupe was, i closed to tear when i saw how roughly my lovely beautiful girl was looking*** . ( Meanwhile Madam Hadiza is seen dialing D.P.O's number in her sitting room, she didn't want Dupe to be release till next week Monday, while pesman is having exam on Saturday) . Madam Hadiza: Hello D.P.O . D.P.O: (The D.P.O of station where Dupe was) Hi madam how are you doing . Madam Hadiza: Am fine, please i want to withdraw the case am having in your station . D.P.O: That's Good, i will call Mic to release her . Madam Hadiza: Not now, i don't want her to be release today . D.P.O: Till when then? . Madam Hadiza: Coming Monday . D.P.O: Is that what you want? . Madam Hadiza: Yes D.P.O one boy is begging me to release her and i want her to suffer for some time, i told him you're not around that she can not be release until you are back in town . D.P.O: Good idea, i will call Mic to leave everything till when i come, she will be release on Monday . Madam Hadiza: Thank you sir . D.P.O: Welcome madam . Madam Hadiza: Bye ***hung up*** . Hmmm Dupe is going to suffer for another one week . To be continued

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Aaaah madam Hadiza why naa? Pesman u v seen it nah bt dat jezs wey feyemi do 4 u ar u sure u wnt 2 coninue wit it, think abt it.

Hmmm...madam watin self,ur own too much nw

nawa for you Madam Hadiza. mmmm pesman, Nike is coming for you ooo

Haha Madam Hadiza take it easy nao

Haa madam ejoo ooo

hmmm

ah and pesman get exam fr monday

Chai madam Hadiza na wa for you.. I just pity the poor girl

I tire for all dis rich people sef

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE44 . . . I felt like crying when i got to Dupe's cell, she was looking pale and unkept, she busted into tear when our eyes met . Dupe: Pesman can you see my life Madam Hadiza is punishing me for nothing sake . Me: I trust and believe you, i know you cannot take away her money . Dupe: Have you beg her on my behalf? . Me: I went there with the madam i told you about . Dupe: Thank you dear, when am i going to be release? . Me: She said the officer incharge of your case is D.P.O . Dupe: Yes . Me: There is a problem . Dupe: What happen pesman? . Me: D.P.O is not around, he's not in town i think he'll be back next week Monday and you cannot be release until he is back in town . Dupe: ***Busted into Another tear*** So am still going to remain here till next week Monday . Me: That's exactly what your boss told us . Dupe: OMG i don't deserve to be here pesman . Me: Yes you don't, but have tried all my best to beg her, she said assuming D.P.O is around today you would have been set free, but he's not around, though she has withdraw the case it's left to only D.P.O to sign your bill warrant . Dupe: Have accepted my faith . Me: Please don't think about it, i believe everything happen for a reason . Dupe: I believe pesman, but if i can be release next week Monday by Tuesday i will leave this town . Me: Where are you going? . Dupe: Lagos, am going back to my mummy, pesman am suffering here . Me: So, you're going to leave me alone . Dupe: You're always on my heart, you are with me wherever i am, am going to leave you by flesh not by soul you can come to lag if you want to see me and i will be coming here to see you as well ***crying*** . Me: It's so painful . Dupe: Am very sorry pesman . Me: Am going to miss you like madt . Dupe: Am missing you already . Me: I have nothing to do ***We talked for about another 30min before i left her in the cell, i received a call from madam hadiza as i step out of station*** . Me: Hello dear . Madam Hadiza: How are you pesman? . Me: Am fine . Madam Hadiza: Are you still coming or not? . Me: Am coming . Madam Hadiza: What keep you so long? . Me: My room is too dusty, so i am cleaning it . Madam Hadiza: That's true, i should still be waiting for you? . Me: I will be there shortly . Madam Hadiza: Ok don't stay too long . Me: Ok, bye ***Hang up*** . I felt a soft touch on my shoulder as i hanged up the call, i looked back, i felt like disappearing when i saw who touched me, it was the guy who came to warn me the day cnn and i aborted Tola's pregnancy . Me: ***With shaking voice*** You again? What can i do for you? . Guy: I come to finish what i started the other day, you know i couldn't finish it before you received one hell call that day, i think we can talk now? . Me: ***Thank God we are in front of police station, if he try to act funny i will just scream, police will arrest him, i quickly set my phone on recording*** Yes we can talk . Guy: That good, i came to warn you for the last time because you are about to trespass . Me: Go straight to the point, and don't waste my time here . Guy: I don't want to see you with my bae again, be warned i don't want to commit crime again, i want us to settle it amicably . Me: Which of your bae? . Guy: How many girlfriends do you have? . Me: Don't ask me that, tell me who you're talking about . Guy: Jameelah, i want you to stay away from her if you don't want to get yourself blame . Me: Is that all? . Guy: Yes that's all only if you comply with me, but if you refuse we have alot of adventures in front, and i believe you won't pass your boundary, jameelah is mine not yours . Me: Ok but i think you should let the girl choose whom she want in her life . Guy: Please stay away from her, see you other time ***He left*** . "This guy must be mad" "I think he would try anything funny here, i would have just hand him over to the police" "Am not ready to leave jameelah for you, even if i want to leave her that should be after i "program" her" I left the spot and headed to my house, i took some books and went to madam hadiza house to spend the night, i spent the night in her house, she did as promise no to disturb me, i slept in one of her guest room. I left her house around 10am next day, i called Jameelah when i got to my room . Me: Hello jameelah . Jameelah: Good morning pesman how was your night? . Me: Splendid, where are you? . Jameelah: Am at home . Me: We have to talk . Jameelah: Hope no problem . Me: There is but not too much ok? . Jameelah: Should i come and meet you now? . Me: Its not up to that . Jameelah: When are we going to see then? . Me: Next week . Jameelah: ***Scream*** Next week is too far pesman, what of mid week? . Me: Am having exam next week Saturday, i have to study very hard . Jameelah: I wish you success dear . Me: Amen thank you jameelah . Jameelah: See you next week, please study very well . Me: Thank you dear bye . Jameelah: Bye ***Hanged up*** . The rest of the week was uneventful for me, what happened during the week? I spoke with all my girlfriends (Women ritual girls) i called Christabel and told her to let me be for the rest of the week, because i have exam to write and i want to study, I called Nurse Titi as well and told her the same story likewise Madam Hadiza, and all of them comply with me, which gave me some times to read, Dupe who promised to help me was not available now . ****** THE FOLLOWING WEEK, JAMB ****** . I wish myself best of result as i entered jamb center (Osun state college of Education Ila- Orangun) i sat on my sit, few minutes later question paper was given to us with answer booklet (There is nothing like CBT then) my mathematics question was Type A, English Type C, Chemistry Type B and Physics Type D, i almost fainted when i went through the mathematics question, it was as hard as a rock that i couldn't attempt a single question out of it because i was so poor in mathematics, when i thought of what to do for a while i began to shade what i like, i shaded in zigzag, i did my best and leave the rest for God as i walk out of exam center. Later in the night i received a call from jameelah . Me: Hello jameelah . Jameelah: Hi love, how was today paper? . Me: I bless God . Jameelah: I wish you best result . Me: Ameen . Jameelah: Have been scaring since i received your call last week, can we see tomorrow? . Me: Tomorrow? By which time? . Jameelah: Anytime you wish . Me: Venue? . Jameelah: Your house ofcourse . Me: ok No problem, when are you coming? . Jameelah: When do you want me to? . Me: 12pm . Jameelah: It ok by me, missing you so much pesman, one week is like one year to me, can't wait to see you . Me: Missing you too, bring something for me tomorrow . Jameelah: Like what? . Me: Anything eatable . Jameelah: I will bring myself for you, guess you can eat me? . Me: ***Laugh*** you're not eatable . Jameelah: Pesman you can eat me . Me: Bring solid food like semo wheat or pounded Yam . Jameelah: Kasan ce wani bauceya che (You know i am an hausa girl) . Me: Ai na sani (Yes i know) . Jameelah: so i will bring Tuwo for you (Tuwo is an hausa meal made of rice or corn, it usually look like semovita) . Me: Can't wait to eat your tuwo . Jameelah: Ok dear . Me: Bye for now . Jameelah: Bye ***hanged up*** . I barely hanged up jameelah's call when another call came into my phone, i checked the caller and it was "SANDRA" i couldn't figure out whose Sandra it was until i accepted the call . Me: Good evening . Sandra: Good evening pesman how are you? . Me: Am fine, please who is this . Sandra: Don't tell me you have erased my number out of your phone . Me: Not really, i know am talking to Sandra but i don't know any Sandra and i can't remember when i saved such contact . Sandra: Its true, i saved it myself, hope you have remember me now? . Me: Nah, I've not . Sandra: This is Sandra . Me: Yes i know, which Sandra are you? . Sandra: Madam Hadiza's maid . Me: Haaaaaa Sandra how are you doing? . Sandra: Am ok, let be serious pesman its not fair like this . Me: What happened? . Sandra: I saved my number on your phone about two weeks ago and you don't bother to call me and you know i don't have your number . Me: Where did you later get it? . Sandra: I copied it from madam phone, have been expecting your call for awhile now . Me: Am sorry, kinda busy throughout last week . Sandra: What kept you so busy? . Me: Na jamb o . Sandra: wow so you write this year jamb? . Me: Yes nah . Sandra: All the best dear . Me: Thank you . Sandra: Where are you now? . Me: On my bed in my room about to sleep . Sandra: I wish to know your house one day . Me: That very simple, how is my boss? . Sandra: Who is your boss? . Me: Madam Hadiza . Sandra: She's pretty fine . Me: That's awesome . Sandra: See you other time pes, good night . Me: Bye . Sandra : Wish to see you soon, we have to talk . Me: Can't we talk now? . Sandra: We cannot discuss it on phone, its face to face conversation . Me: Ok . Sandra: When are we seeing . Me: When am less busy you will hear from me . Sandra: Ok pes bye . Me: Bye ***hang up*** Sandra another player to my squared -------------------------------------------------------------- ****** THE FOLLOWING DAY ****** . I was seated in my room enjoying cool music on my phone around 11:30am when my phone rang, the caller was jameelah, i quickly remember my appointment with her by 12pm, i picked the call she told me she was on her way coming to my house (I forgot to tell you, had sent my home address to her the previous day) 45minutes later i heard soft knock on my door, i made my way to the door and opened it for her jameelah was standing in front of me , she was looking more beautiful, damsel and charming, she threw herself on me, we hugged like 30sec before she let go of me, she placed food flask on my bed, when i opened the flask it contain tuwo with enough meat, i quickly devour the meal with speed of light, i retired to bathroom after the meal and having three good rounds of sex with her, i must confess jameelah is too sweet i enjoyed every bit of the sex with her, her pu--y was well shaved with tight hole (Oh i forgot its sex free story) jameelah began to caress my Di--k for another round of sex, my phone rang that moment, i sprang out of bed, grabbed my phone which was on the floor, i was so furious with the caller, i felt like seeing the caller and strangle the living out of the bastard, the caller was no other person than Cnn. Imagine the stupid guy is calling me a week after he left me alone, the anger in me kept boiling as i pressed the red key on my phone, i wasn't ready to speak with the betrayal friend . To be continued

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Hmmmm pesman after warning u abt jameelah u went ahead to v 3 good rounds wit her? I pity ur life o bt pesman u kn say juju dey fall? Repeat pesman.

haha u for hear him xcuzz first

nawa ooo pesman easy ooo

Nawa 4 ur pesman, after the warning

Hear wetin

What did CNN want again

Pesman be very careful oo

Hmmm...cnn kwa...na God go save you pesman

Lolz.... @pesman de badt guy....straff while it last.

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE45 . . . ******CONFUSED MIND******* . Jameelah: She's calling you right? . Me: Who? . Jameelah: Your girlfriend . Me: Rubbish, the caller is my friend not a woman . Jameelah: Why are you afraid of picking it shebi na your friend . Me: I don't want to speak with the guy . Jameelah: ***Sad face*** I know you won't pick it . Me: ***My phone rang again, which i picked with anger in my voice*** Hello . Cnn: Hi pesman, how are you? . Me: Who is this? . Cnn: I know i hurt you, but please forgive me . Me: I should do what? . Cnn: Please forgive . Me: Forgive you? What if i was in jail would you call for forgiveness? . Cnn: Pesman i have my own reason for doing that . Me: To hell with you and your reason, i don't want to hear anything from you, please disconnect this call . Cnn: Pesman you have strong pillar that can stand for you but me i don't have any, if i didn't escape that day, only God know where i would be by now, and i believe your madam will come to your aid, but what of me? Who will fight for me? That's why i ran away please forgive me . Me: Cnn i can never forgive you, imagine i was suffering for the crime i didn't commit, what you do to me is unforgiving thing . Cnn: Pesman you're still angry at me . Me: Like seriously am not happy with you, and i don't want to have anything to do with you ever in my life, do you know what i went through before my bail was granted, do you know how many lawyer that fought for me? Do you know how much i spent just because of your ignorance, guy you're very annoying, you're irritating me, please stay away from me . Cnn: Pesman you cannot disown me as your brother just like that, remember our childhood, remember where we are coming from, pesman i beg you for your Mother sake . Me: ***This guy later get my weaken point, whenever i am angry just use my mother to beg me, i will forgive the person instantly*** Haaaaaa cnn . Cnn: Please pesman . Me: Oma se o . Cnn: Am sorry bro . Me: You're my main man but you did to me what i didn't deserve from you . Cnn Am deeply sorry brother please forgive me . Me: Ok we are cool, i cannot kill you, you're forgiven . Cnn: Thank you my brother, where are you now? . Me: In my room and you? . Cnn: That's good, guy i dey abuja o . Me: Abu what??? . Cnn: Abuja . Me: Federal capital, how did you do it? . Cnn: Immediately i escaped from those police at hospital, i called abbey he was the one that sent me 5k, . Me: Where did you see phone to call him, you're not with phone when we are in hospital . Cnn: My phone is with me, i switched it off and hide it inside my boxer pocket . Me: Your boxer has pockets? . Cnn: Yes, i hide my phone there . Me: Do you know anybody in abuja . Cnn: Yes ade my cousin lives in abuja . Me: Don't come home now, police are looking for you o, you have been declare wanted in town . Cnn: Ten years to this time don't expect me in osun state . Me: But cnn you get mind o, what gives you the boldness to snatch gun from that police that day? . Cnn: Pesman till this moment i couldn't tell, you know if i don't act like that maybe i would be in jail by now . Me: Not maybe, you will definitely be in jail, ilesa prison i guess, but Tola tried for us o, she denied ever knowing us, she said she truly had abortion but she claimed she doesn't know us . Cnn: I trust her, who later set you free? . Me: Same person noni . Cnn: Madam Hadiza . Me: Yes with help of her lawyer . Cnn: Pesman don't upset that woman o, the woman is badly in love with you and she would step forward for you . Me: How do you mean? . Cnn: She can provide work for you with her connection after your school . Me: We will talk later bro, am having visitor here . Cnn: Who . Me: Jameelah . Cnn: That hausa bae? . Me: Yes . Cnn: Give phone to her . Me: *** handed phone to jameelah*** my friend want to greet you ******Two of them spoke for some minutes before she hanged up**** . Jameelah: Your friend is too funny . Me: What does he told you? . Jameelah: He was talking to me as if he know me . Me: That's how he use to behave . Jameelah: He said he lives in abuja . Me: Yes he base in abuja . Jameelah: Can't wait to meet him . Me: You will meet very soon . Jameelah: When is he coming home? . Me: Can't say, i will ask him next time he call . Jameelah: Ok dear, that remind me, you said we have something important to discuss with me, when you called last week, instead of you to let us discuss it, you undress me and started fu---kin me . Me: We missed each other . Jameelah: Can we discuss it now? . Me: Yes we can . Jameelah: Oya talk am listening . Me: Last two weeks that we met at Prince "O" hotel . Jameelah: Yes what happened . Me: immediately after you left one guy came to me to warn me . Jameelah: Warn you about what? . Me: He said i should stay clear away from you if i don't want to regret coming to this life, he said he's your boyfriend and he didn't want to soil his hand in crime again, that he should not see us together again . Jameelah: ***Laugh*** . Me: Same thing last week before i went for my jamb he also came to warn me again, that's why i called you, i think we should stay away from each other for awhile, i don't want to put my life on line jameelah . Jameelah: ***laugh*** Don must be mad . Me: Who is Don? . Jameelah: Don't worry pesman just leave the stupid guy for me, i know how to handle him . Me: Do you know him? . Jameelah: Yes i do . Me: Who is he . Jameelah: My ex . Me: ***With fear*** Your ex . Jameelah: Yes my ex boyfriend . Me: Am in trouble . Jameelah: What happened? . Me: Grace (Abbey's girlfriend) is your friend . Jameelah: Yes she's my friend . Me: Do you remember what happened to abbey at grace birthday party? . Jameelah: Yes i do . Me: Same is about to be happening to me . Jameelah: How? . Me: Abbey was wounded by his rival and my rival is now threatening me . Jameelah: I trust don, he can never try such,and he's not as wicked as Jay . Me: Jay! Who is he? . Jameelah: Grace ex . Me: The guy who smashed abbey! . Jameelah: Yes he's jay . Me: ***Surprised*** Do you know him? . Jameelah: Very well, he's friend to Don my ex . Me: Haaaaaa trouble on my way, don't you think my own will worsen than abbey's . Jameelah: Don dare not try it, moreover he's not wicked like Jay . Me: ***Panic*** Two of them are friend? . Jameelah: Not ordinarily friend but best friend . Me: When last do you see him? . Jameelah: We see at grace birthday party . Me: There is a trouble. I believe he's now been planning the evil he will do to me . Jameelah: Let me assure you of one thing . Me: Ok . Jameelah: Nothing will happen to you, i will talk to him, moreover we are no longer dating, he should let me be . Me: When did you break up with him? . Jameelah: I broke up with him when i saw you at the party, i followed him to the party that day, but when i saw you your love occupied my mind and i have to break with him just because of you . Me: ***Fayemi cream is now putting me in trouble*** Jameelah you have already dig my grave, this Don of a guy would kill me . Jameelah: I will handle him pesman . Me: Hmmm *** She assured me that nothing will happen to me, she said she knew how to handle Don, we had another two rounds of sex before she left my house*** -------------------------------------------------------------- ******NIKE, TOLA, AND THEIR FATHER****** . Tola and Nike are seen discussing seriously in sitting room, its been a week now since she (Tola) had been discharged from hospital, seated opposite her was her sister (Nike) The two adult are discussing, (Their mother wasn't at home, she had went to her working place) . Nike: Anty mi (My sister) How are you feeling now? . Tola: Am feeling fine and strong . Nike: But big sister, daddy and mummy are not happy with you o, despite the fact how daddy threaten you to tell him who is responsible for your pregnancy, still you refused to open up to him . Tola: What do you want me to tell him? . Nike: At least you should have tell him who is responsible for your abortion . Tola: Never i can never tell him . Nike: I know its cnn . Tola: ***Angry*** Are you mad, don't ever mention his name again, do i tell you anything about him? . Nike: Haaaaaa big sister, don't be angry nah, am just playing with you, i know you love him so much, that's why you don't want to talk about him, but that guy nearly kill daddy o . Tola: Forget about him, let discuss another thing . Nike: I have a surprise for you my sister . Tola: What's the surprise all about? . Nike: Big sister guess nah . Tola: You know I'm poor in guessing, tell me the surprise, abi you won ganah visa . Nike: ***laugh*** Nah sister, something amazing more than visa, i know you will also like it ***Wink*** . Tola: Oya jamisi aburo mi (Tell me my little sister) . Nike: What happen is, promise me you'll not tell anybody . Tola: I promise . Nike: Do i have your word? . Tola: Yes you have it . Nike: Really . Tola: It ok, Don't bother to tell me about it again, after i promised you what else do you want? . Nike: Am sorry big sister what happen is that i just met one guy and am in love with him . Tola: Really, so you can fall in love just like that, you that keep saying you cannot be in any relationship until you secure admission into higher institution . Nike: Its true sister but am in love now . Tola: Interesting, so who is the lucky guy? . Nike: Hmmm the lucky guy is ***Before she could finish her statement her father (D.P.O Ibrahim) walked in, brought their conversation to halt, good afternoon sir, they greeted him in unison *** . D.P.O: Afternoon my dear daughters, how are you doing? . Tola/Nike: We are fine sir . D.P.O: That's good . Tola: ***Kneeling down*** Am very sorry for my wrong deed daddy, please forgive me ***crying*** . D.P.O: Hmmm . Nike: ***Kneeling down as well*** Please forgive big sister daddy, we are sorry ***crying too*** . D.P.O: Tola you want to spoil my reputation, the whole me, no problem you are forgiven ***Faced Nike*** Don't do like her, if you try it i will kill you with my bare hand . Tola: ***Crying*** . Nike: I will not do like her sir, please forgive my sister, i promise you daddy she would not try such again in her life . D.P.O: I am not angry with her again, but she can no longer live with us anymore in this house . Tola: ***Crying*** . Nike: Daddy please don't send my sister away . D.P.O: I will not send her away, she will be living with my sister in abuja ***Faced Tola*** Be preparing by next week you're going to abuja to stay with my sister ok? . Tola: Silent (It obvious she doesn't want to leave for abuja) . Guys don't you think Tola and cnn will meet in abuja and continue their relationship, watch out for next episode . To be continued

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Definitely dey 'll start 4rm were dey stoped, nd pesman fayemi cream has caused more harm than good, ok o pesman ur weak point i v seen it o.

Waoh... Finally caught up with you guys Next pls

I think nike is in love with pesman

mmmm. Tola and cnn in Abuja

hmmmmm

Waiting for the next episode

Sure thing

Another gobe Tola and CNN part 2

Na ur daddy won carry go meet cnn for abuja nw ooo

Sure

@LadyG my love, u have gat my weaken point ooooooooooooooooo, so don't willingly upset me nd use iya alaso beg me o

Kikikikikiki my boo @pesman i dey laf u in Russia,thank God 4 revealing dis 2 me Iya here i come.

Dpo want to send her daughter to hell again

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE46 . . . ******THE FOLLOWING DAY****** . I woke as early as 6am in the morning, immediately i woke up i remember Dupe, Today is also a Monday, Dupe must be free today as promised by Madam Hadiza, i reached for my phone which was lying on my bed and called Madam Hadiza . Madam Hadiza: Good morning pesman, how was your night . Me: Splendid and urs? . Madam Hadiza: Am fine . Me: Glory be to God, today is Monday . Madam Hadiza: Yea, are you going somewhere? . Me: Nope, i want to remind you of your sale girl in police custody . Madam Hadiza: Hmmm Dupe? . Me: Yes . Madam Hadiza: Am suspecting you . Me: Suspecting me, what for? . Madam Hadiza: You have something in common with that girl, tell me what's going on between the two of you? . Me: Nothing, just that i am pitying the girl, i want her to be free today . Madam Hadiza: ok, i will call D.P.O this morning and talk to him . Me: Please do . Madam Hadiza: When are you coming to my house? . Me: In the evening . Madam Hadiza: What of this afternoon, i want to go and check the filling station site i told you about, i think we can go together . Me: By What time? . Madam Hadiza: 2pm . Me: I will try to come then, but that girl must be release before then if you want me to be happy . Madam Hadiza: I will work on it dear, you know your happiness is what matter most to me . Me: If you want me to be happy free that innocent girl . Me: It is too early to call D.P.O, pesman i will call him later in the day . Me: Thank you love, love you so much . Madam Hadiza: Love you too . Me: Bye for now . Madam Hadiza: Bye ***Hanged up*** ... Things are now working perfectly for me, "Dupe must be free today" -------------------------------------------------------------- ******JAMEELAH****** . Jameelah woke up by 7am in the morning, the explosive sex she had with pesman the previous night made her weak, she lay lazinessly on bed, she remembered her conversation with pesman, pesman had told her about Don (The notorious guy who keep threatening him) with the look on her face (Jameelah) it obvious she love pesman so much, she didn't want something terrible happen to him. Don is not that violent (taught he's violent but not as though as Jay) but with jay by his side pesman cannot go Scot free from the two. Jameelah had called his number (Jay) the previous day, but unfortunately for her his number was switched off, she picked her phone to call Don again, this time around his number went through. . Jameelah: Hi don . Don: Morning jameelah, how was your night? . Jameelah: Am fine, what is it am hearing about you? . Don: I don't understand . Jameelah: Why are you threatening my boyfriend? . Don: Oh that flork, am gonna kill him . Jameelah: How dare you call him names? . Don: Jameelah, you broke my heart unexpectedly, you followed me to party and break with me there because of that cat and you want me to forgive him? . Jameelah: Stay away from my man . Don: ***Laugh*** i won't, until i have you back . Jameelah: You can't, i don't love you anymore, i am now with the man i love, please leave us alone, let us enjoy ourselves, pesman and i are destined together . Don: I will not let that happen, i must deal with him . Jameelah: No problem Don, i want you to know that your voice has been recorded and be waiting for your arrest, your voice will be use against you when we reach the police station, you will sign undertaken with police, if anything happen to him you're in trouble . Don: ***Laugh*** Jameelah you cannot fool me . Jameelah: I want you to know that my mummy is involve in this, have told her everything, i believe you know how powerful she is? . Don: Listen jameelah i have nothing bad against your new man, just want to scare him maybe he will back you out, you don't need to involve police and your mummy, i don't want your mummy's trouble . Jameelah: if you don't want her trouble just leave me and my man alone . Don: ***hung up*** . Jameelah: Hello! Hello!! Hello!!! Stupid boy, what makes you hang up? Better leave pesman alone or you regret all your act ------------------------------- *******DON****** Don came out of bathroom with towel hung around his neck, he was about seating his bed to apply lotion on his flesh when his phone suddenly rang, he look at the caller. The satisfied smile appeared on his face, the caller was jameelah, all his thought was maybe Jameelah is ready to take him back, but he was surprised and equally scared when he picked the call because jameelah called to threaten him, he's now afraid of jameelah's threat, she said she would involve the police and her mother, so therefore Don need to act fast and come back to his right sense. He was still on the call when his friend (Jay) walked in, Don didn't want jay to know what's going on about him and jameelah, so he hanged up the call and faced jay . Don: Guy how far nah? . Jay: I dey o, how was your night? . Don: Fine nah . Jay: What happened to you? . Don: I don't want us to pull that deal again . Jay: ***Surprised*** Don't tell me you don't want to deal with the guy again, why sudden change of plan? . Don: Jameelah just called me . Jay: She want to have you back that's very good, God save pesman . Done: Nah, she called to warn me to leave her and pesman alone, and also threaten that my voice was recorded, she said she will go to police station to report, and if anything happen to pesman i will be in trouble . Jay: And you're panic over mere threat, do you truly believe she has your voice recorded? that girl is playing with your intelligence but you fail . Don: She also said she would involve her mother, and you know her mother is powerful . Jay: Her mother my foot, don't you know what i did to grace new boyfriend . Don: What do you suggest i do now? . Jay: You'll call jameelah and make peace with her, and we will strike 3months after, she would not suspect you that time . Don: ***Stretch hand forward for hand shake*** Devil man, i trust you, you always reason big . Jay: ***Shook hand with him*** Just leave everything for me, i will handle the guy mercilessly . Don: Oya my guy . Jay: Let flex outside nah . Don: Yea ***He quickly dressed up and left with jay*** ------------------------------- ******NIKE****** She was battling with her thought as soon as she wake in the morning, the thought of pesman occupied her mind she was in love with him the first time she set her eyes on him, she wanted to share it with her sister (Tola) maybe she can be of help, but her father (D.P.O) brought their conversation to an end when he surprisingly showed up and told them that Tola cannot continue living with them again. The poor girl was about to relocate to abuja to continue her life Nike was so upset and don't know what to do, assuming she has pesman's number she would have call him but hell no she didn't have his number, she later promised herself to hookup with pesman when next they meet ------------------------------- . Time: 12pm location: Pesman's Room . I came out of bathroom and met my phone ringing, i quickly reached for it and answered the call . Me: Hello dear . Madam Hadiza: Hi pesman how are you doing . Me: Am fine . Madam Hadiza: Where are you now? . Me: What happened? . Madam Hadiza: I want you to follow me to police station . Me: Police station? What happen again? . Madam Hadiza: Have talked with D.P.O in the morning, everything has been settled Dupe will be released today . Me: That's good today is Monday too . Madam Hadiza: He just called me now that he's in office that i should come and meet him, so i want you to go with me . Me: Ok peslady i will be in your house in no time . Madam Hadiza: Bring something for me o . Me: Something like? . Madam Hadiza: Anything i deserve from you . Me: I think you deserve the whole me, so i will bring myself for you . Madam Hadiza: ***Laugh*** you are all i care about, bring yourself for me dear, i will be waiting for you . Me: Ok bye . Madam Hadiza: Bye . Me: ***Hang up*** . Immediately i hanged up i reached for my walldrope took my women ritual cream and rubbed small out of it, i put on a nice outfit and went to Madam Hadiza's house without wasting anytime. I met Madam Hadiza well dressed in her sitting room she has been waiting for me, she stood up and hugged me as soon as her eye fell on me, together we went to police station to set my one and only prognosticator free. We made our way in to D.P.O's office, i met officer Mic along the way and shook hand with him as madam hadiza and i went into D.P.O office, we met him (D.P.O) in his office, he was seated with alot of files on his desk, Emmanuel Johnson was inscribed on his chest . D.P.O: Welcome madam . Madam Hadiza: Mr Johnson longest time . D.P.O: Yes o madam, i went to visit my mother in the village . Madam Hadiza: How is she and everybody at home? . D.P.O: I bless God everybody is fine, you're here because of your sale girl? . Madam Hadiza: Yes, my P.A keep disturbing me that i should forgive her . D.P.O: We have interrogated her several times, what we discovered is that she know nothing about your lost money, the money was truly collected from her, you have to forgive her . Madam Hadiza: That's the reason why we are here, i want her to go home with me . D.P.O: ***Calling officer Mic to come to his office, few minutes later officer Mic walked in, he saluted his boss*** Mic bring madam sale girl here . Off.Mic: Yes sir ***He went out and came with Dupe*** . D.P.O: *** faced Dupe*** Young lady, your boss has forgiven you and withdraw the case, so you're free to go now, say sorry to your madam . Dupe: ***crying*** Am sorry ma ***She went out*** . Madam Hadiza: ***She gave D.P.O some money and left his office, we met dupe outside*** . Me: Sorry dear . Dupe: Thanks brother . Madam Hadiza: Am sorry Dupe, i didn't mean to hurt you, enter into the car lets go . Dupe: Thank you ma, i can still walk with my legs no need of entering your car, thank you . Madam Hadiza: Where are you going . Dupe: You don't have to know, for your information madam, my work with you ended the first day you locked me up, i give you my salary, i don't need anything from you iya olowo (wealthy woman) ***She hissed and walked away, leaving surprise all over madam Hadiza's face*** . To be continued

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That is my girl @Dupe Wasere Jare

pesman you still dey rub your cream. OK. continue

mmmmm

Pesman my dear pls leave dat baba cream so dat u may live long o, Dupe dats good decision nd jemeelah u dnt kn wat u ar gettin into.

That gud...I like that dupe

She did wel

Madam hazida went too far

Yeah.. That's good dupe

Nice one Dupe

nice one @ Dupe! Next please!

ehn insult

Poor gal

#THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE47 . . . Madam Hadiza: Dupe! Dupe!! Dupe!!! ***She didn't answer*** . Me: You should let the girl be for now, her head is filled up . Madam Hadiza: Pesman can't you see how rude that girl was . Me: you know she just got released from cell, she will come back to you . Madam Hadiza: I want to tell her to resume work tomorrow . Me: Don't you hear when she said she cannot continue working with you . Madam Hadiza: She's joking, i don't want her to go . Me: Let me drive you home . Madam Hadiza: Why would you drive me home? . Me: You're angry, i don't want you to hit my head on rock . Madam Hadiza: Pesman come and drive . Me: Cool, *** i sat behind the wheel and drove her home*** -------------------------------------------------------------- ******NURSE TITI****** Titi is seen sitting in the Doctor's office, with headphone on her head, she was listening to music, she has been there for the past 30min now waiting for doctor, who was with patients. 7minutes later Doctor walked in with stethoscope hung on his neck . Doctor: Wow you're here dear . Nurse Titi: For the past an hour . Doctor: Nice, i asked you to resume yesterday but you refused why? Or a week holiday isn't enough for you? . Nurse Titi: Doctor yesterday was Sunday i have alot of house chores to do, before i could finish it time has gone . Doctor: Titi Or just because you know i cannot get mad at you? . Nurse Titi: Not really, having affairs with you doesn't mean i shouldn't give you the respect you deserve . Doctor: If you say so . Nurse Titi: That's it . Doctor: Resume your duty . Nurse Titi: I want to tell you something important . Doctor: ***Seated opposite her*** Ok am all hear . . Nurse Titi: If i could remember, we have been dating for the past 2years now . Doctor: Yeah and i don't regret having you by my side . Nurse Titi: Interesting, but you're a married man, you have beautiful wife and children, you have happy home, please i want to have happy home like you . Doctor: ***smile*** . Nurse Titi: So as from now on i want us to stop this intimacy of us . Doctor: ***Surprised*** What did you just say? Don't tell me you want to end this relationship with me . Nurse Titi: Yeah, my wedding invitation will be given to u soon . Doctor: Impossible . Nurse Titi: I can't hear you, what do you say? Impo what?? Don't you want me to have my own family? Am sorry i cannot continue this affair with you anymore . Doctor: But titi . Nurse Titi: Don't titi me, i have made up my mind, my word is my bound so you have nothing to tell me . Doctor: You can't just break with me like that . Nurse Titi: Am reporting you to your wife if you don't let me be -------------------------------------------------------------- ******DON AND JAY****** The two notorious friend has been drinking for the past two hours now, they have drank alot of alcoholic drinks, the two of them had drank to stupor, the only song on their lips Is how to deal with Don's rival (Pesman) jay had suggested early that Don should make peace with jameelah first and they would strike later after three months of his friendship with her. Jameelah must be stupid, how could she break up with me without warning, she just gave me red card without having any yellow card don said to himself without knowing its not law of football, even in football one could easily collect red card without having yellow card, it depends on how vital your crime is -------------------------------------------------------------- ******TOLA NIKE AND THEIR MOTHER****** . Tola was seated on couch in sitting room, seated beside her was her mum (Mrs Ibrahim) and her only sister Nike . Tola: ***crying*** Your husband want to throw me out of his house and you cannot do anything about it . Mrs Ibrahim: I thought you know the kind of father you have, i tried all my best to talk to him but he didn't give me listening ear, what else do you want me to do . Tola: I don't want to go to abuja . Nike: Mummy you can talk to daddy nah . Mrs Ibrahim: ***Faced Nike*** Thank God two of you are best friend in this house, can't you talk to him? . Nike: Daddy did not listen to me, but you as his wife you should have known how to calm him . Tola: Please mum i don't want to leave alone ***crying*** . Mrs Ibrahim: I don't want you to leave me too my daughter, but daddy has made up his mind and i know my husband very well, nobody can change his decision ***Busted in tear*** . Nike: ***crying*** Am going to miss you sister . Tola: Mum am going nowhere, if your husband refuse to comply with me, i will kill myself . Nike: Haaaaaa sister please don't kill yourself, i will talk to daddy one more time . Mrs Ibrahim: Please don't kill yourself my daughter, i promise to be coming and check how you're faring in abuja frequently ******Mr Ibrahim walked in that moment, with frown on his face*** . Mr Ibrahim (D.P.O) : If you like commit suicide, you're going to abuja tomorrow, nothing you can do about it, get yourself what you will be needed today ***He dropped some cash on table*** We re going as early as 4am tomorrow so get yourself ready ok? . Tola: Nooooooo Dad am going no ***Before she could finish her statement, her phone rang, she looked at the screen and she nearly ran mad when she saw the caller was her boyfriend (cnn), the imbecile is just calling her a week after her discharg from hospital, she was mad at him, she felt like seeing him that moment and strangled the living out of him, she looked at the phone again and pressed the red key at right handside of the phone, Definitely she was furious about her sudden travel. -------------------------------------------------------------- ******CHRISTABEL****** . Its been long time now she saw pesman, pesman had called her few weeks ago to stay away from him for main time, not fighting thou but he needed some privacy and also disturb free time to study for his coming exam. Today is Monday right? Yes its monday, jamb was done on Saturday right? Ofcourse Yes! Definitely she has to call pesman and hear from him, she brought out her phone to call him when she heard a loud knock on her door, she stood up and made her way to the door,she was shocked with who she saw when she opened the door, stood in front of her was is Susan (Her friend) very beautiful and fun to be with lady, the surprise in christabel face when their eye met was very obvious, Susan ran into her arm both adult hugged tightly for some sec . Christabel: What a surprise is this you Susan? . Susan: Yes dear its me . Christabel: Why don't you call me before coming . Susan: Pardon, can you let me in . Christabel: The house is urs . Susan: *** she made her way into christabel room*** . Christabel: Hmmm uninvited visitor -------------------------------------------------------------- . Madam Hadiza's gate man opened the gate for us as i drove in, i packed the car at car park lot, we came down and headed to her sitting room, we seated on couch facing each other . Madam Hadiza: Sandra! Sandra!! Sandra!!! ***Calling her maid*** . Sandra: ***Answering from afar*** Am coming ma ***She walked to sitting room*** Welcome ma . Madam Hadiza: You want to tell me you didn't hear the sound of my car . Sandra: I heard of it ma, how was your journey? . Madam Hadiza: Did i tell you am traveling? Please give us a drink . Sandra: ***Wink at me and left*** . Me: Thanks for today dear . Madam Hadiza: Pesman that girl is too rude . Me: I think she's not herself that moment, that's why she behave like that, she will come back and beg you, and on Her behalf am sorry . Madam Hadiza: It ok pesman . Me: Once again thanks for releasing her . Madam Hadiza: So how far about your jamb exam . Me: It went well ***Sandra walked in to sitting room with soft drink*** . Madam Hadiza: I wish you good result . Me: Ameen . Madam Hadiza: When are you going to check your result? . Me: In Two weeks time . Madam Hadiza: Come and show it to me immediately after collecting it, so we'll start your admission processing, which school are you choosing? . Me: University Of Abuja, ABU Zaria, Federal Polytechnic Offa, Kaduna State polytechnic, Osun state college of education Ila and ilesa . Madam Hadiza: Wow you are choosing two schools from my state, ABU and Kadpoly, that's fantastic, it will be easier for me to process those two schools, even including uni Abuja, just try and beat cutoff mark, i believe you will do well in the exam, i know you're not dull guy . Me: I tried my best in the exam, that reminds me . Madam Hadiza: ok . Me: What's the latest information about the filling station land you said we are checking? . Madam Hadiza: My lawyer is not around now . Me: ***Move to her side and seated on her lap*** Where went he? . Madam Hadiza: Lag, he will be back next tomorrow . Me: Whenever you want to start work there i have an enginer who can do it for you . Madam Hadiza: Pesman i want to handle it over to a construction company, if i have another thing to do, your engineer will do that for me ok? Am very sorry . Me: ***Sad face*** . Madam Hadiza: Common pesman, the contract has been awarded to the company already, i cannot terminate it, i promise you big contract next time ***She placed kiss on my lips*** . Me: ***Kissing her back,we began to kiss and smooch each other, The door to the sitting room threw open that moment and she walked in, i felt like disappearing when i saw her face, madam hadiza mouth was left ajar without knowing what to say*** . Madam Hadiza: Jameelah i thought you are in store, what are you doing in this house by this hour . Me: ***sweating from head to toe*** . Jameelah: ***Face me*** Maika ke yiah gidammu pesman, harma kazauna, a kapar mamata? (What is the meaning of this pesman, what are you doing in our house sitting on my mummy's lap? . Haaaaaa pesman you're in trouble, so jameelah was Madam Hadiza's Daughter, no wonder she said she's from Zaria, how do i escape from this, i busted in to tear . ******THE END COMMENT IF YOU ENJOYED THE STORY AND WATCH OUT FOR SEASON 2****** . A very big thanks to our crew . Akinola Olawale Topmost . Olajide Adeola Oluwamayowa . Nwachukwu Rolemodel Okechukwu

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I wasn't really following the story at first but when I finally did I found out it was superb. Thumbs up to you. Will be waiting for season 2 nd I'm not gonna miss it

Very big one

lol. you are in for it

ok ooo ur own don't finish chopping mother and daughter lol..... waiting for d season 2... thumbs up bro

hehehehe uneva see anytin

Yeeee omo this is a huge problem Waiting for season 2

You are in deep shit... Waiting patiently for season 2

Oh my boo u don fall my hands big time, where "ll u run to now? sha i v warn u abt dat baba cream, oya see ur life naa, ok o pesman waitin 4 season 2.

Hahahahahah.... @pesman u r dead...u guys 4got 2 lock de door....shit. Nice story, stil waiting

it gr8 keep it up

I really enjoyed it. Thumbs up

Simple, just tell her that you are boiling both mum and daughter!

Your doom is near...bring on part 2

Abeg start the season 2 already. Nice story. I love this Dupe of a girl. Pesman you don enter. You go soon marry mama and pikin.

@victoriouschild fast link to the last episode pls

Done

waitin dey make come dey cry

Hmmmmmmm......Continue!!!!!!

OK na

nice write up