This Lagos sef don tire me. Jeje I was sitting in
my car on a very long fuel queue from the Mobil
in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to
Anthony bus stop. It was one of those days
when there was no fuel at all. Suddenly na him I
see one guy run past my car with jerry can in
one hand shouting "won ti bere oooooo"I quickly
jumped out of my car opened my booth, got my
jerry can and ran after him. He kept on running
towards Maryland. When he got to the filling
station he shouted again "won ti bere oooo" this
in yoruba actually means they have started
oooooo.
He ran past the filling station and headed
towards Sheraton hotel. Those that know this
area will understand the distance. I tried to run
faster to catch up and ask Kini won bere?
Meaning "what have they started?" But this boy
ran faster. I looked back and I saw like 6 people
had joined us everybody with jerry can in one
hand. We continued past Sheraton and headed
towards Ikeja bus stop. When we got to Ikeja
bus stop he shouted again won ti bere oooooo.
....and continued running we all continued
asking each other wetin happen but nobody
seemed to know as we chased after him.
Finally we got to oshodi isale and he shouted
again by this time we were like 40 people
running after him all of us with jerry can in one
hand. He shouted again won ti bere oooooo!!!!!!
He continued running towards iyana Isolo and
finally after getting to iyana Isolo he stopped and
we were all gasping for breath both men and
women, some with pot bellies, I moved close to
him and asked Kini won bere?
He answered Chelsea ati Arsenal ni, won ti bere
match!! I fainted.
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