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The "RAM" or The "RAM"

The "RAM" or The "RAM"

By Tee in 15 Aug 2015 | 07:19
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The following conversation ensue between a new employee and his friend (BOSS).


Carbony: Take this N150,000, go to
computer village and buy me a quality
laptop with a big RAM.
Akpos: Okay!.
Akpos didn't return after two days, so
carbony decided to reach him on phone.
Carbony: Hello, Akpos, what is keeping
you long?.
Akpos: The RAM
Carbony: The RAM? How do you mean?
Where are you now?
Akpos: I'm on my way back from Kano.
Carbony: Kano?
Akpos: Yes Kano. I bought the Laptop at
Ikeja but I traveled to Kano to buy the big
RAM.
Carbony: Oh my God!
Akpos(gets angry): Oh my what? Carbony
are u normal? I'm not a little child o! Is it
not Laptop and big ram you send me?
15 Aug 2015 | 07:19
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Lol... Y akpors mumu like dis eh?
15 Aug 2015 | 07:29
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Diz. Akpors
15 Aug 2015 | 07:31
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Akporstic
15 Aug 2015 | 07:34
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This akpos mumu pass normal state Chai The guy self did not specify the RAM for akpos the mumu guy
15 Aug 2015 | 11:24
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Akpors no de carry last oo
15 Aug 2015 | 11:33
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Lol
15 Aug 2015 | 11:39
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Well, 2 sum xtent akpos cud b rite u knw.. heheheee, my bros travel enta kano 2 buy big ram kina.. buh den, akpos level of mumu no b 4 here again sha.
15 Aug 2015 | 14:19
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The guy right na... Akpors does nt knw any other thing called RAM...The friend should hav knw or hav an Idea of what he could do or capable of the work,.... Me self shey I knw be4 them tell me nd read another thing dem deh call RAM??...
15 Aug 2015 | 15:35
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Even if u use hypo 2 wash dis guy brain.... D mumunity can never wash away
15 Aug 2015 | 19:12
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Hah akpos na confirm mumu
15 Aug 2015 | 19:57
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Nah Big Ram he send am to buy and nah big ram im go get
16 Aug 2015 | 05:51
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Hmmmm Vhiz quy don dey mumu too much oooo,,,,,,lolx :|
16 Aug 2015 | 19:09
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akpors no be ur fault
17 Aug 2015 | 07:02
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Hehe..Akpos sef
17 Aug 2015 | 14:44
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