When I was a child, Kitty-Cat meant Cat,
Sex meant Gender, Dick was a Name, and
Bang was a Sound, Screw was a
mechanical tool, Climax simply referred to
an end, Rod was just an iron, but now that
I am grown up I noticed they all mean
different things. Was my teachers lying, or
did I attend the wrong school?
Teacher: Why do we drink water?
Me: Because we cannot eat water.
I put my radio inside the freezer so that I
can listen to Cool FM!!!!.
Teacher: Carbony what is the name for a
baby lizard?
Me: Lizzy baby.
Teacher: Carbony how was your night?
Me: I don't know ma, I was sleeping.
Boss: I will pay you 25,000 Naira per
month and in three months, I will raise it
to 50,000 Naira. When would you like to
start?
Me: In three months.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: So where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Teacher: What do we have after 69?
Me: Mouthwash sir!
Teacher: Get out of my class, compound
idiot!
I didn't graduate from secondary school, I
repeated several times until I became a
Non - Teaching Staff.
Teacher: The process of developing from a
child to an Adult is called?
Me: Adultery!
A mad man was walking Unclad in the
Benin zoo. On seeing him, all the animals
started running away from him. Hyena
asked Lion, ''Lion, why are you afraid of
that animal?". Lion replied, "My friend, this
is no joke, that is a strange animal, can't
you see the tail in front?".
A teacher asked her pupils, 1 1= ?. One of
the pupils stood up and said 4. A man
passing by the school's fence heard the
reply, he shook his head and said, ''They
will kill us in this country! Everything has
increased. Transport fare, fuel price,
amount of foodstuffs, $1 to Naira, price of
drinks, everything! Even 1 1 that used to
be 2 has now gone up to 4.
