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The Testimony Letter Of My Illiterate Aunt (joke)

The Testimony Letter Of My Illiterate Aunt (joke)

By Macrex in 19 Jan 2017 | 14:22
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TESTIMONY TIME
Who said english is simple?
Read my aunt testimony!
"Praise thy Lord.
Hmmm! It is not a small something. Well,
actually, it all started a two day
ago, which
I am in my house. So a small
hungry is
catching me, so I look in the house,
nothing much to chop only
small plantain
which I have not fried before.
So, I tell
myself to fry it and chop, as I am frying
that plantain, so phone
ringing, so I look, it
is a faring place, so I now run,
which I
reach there, it is my father which call, so I
now say; Father call after, I is
plantain
frying. So I keep it. So now, I
now turn
around, as I turn round, all of a suddenly
everywhere in my house have
turn to
smoke. Children of God as I
am
approaching, smoke is bigging, smoke is
just bigging and bigging. It is
a fearing
thing o! If it is you self, afraid
will catch
you. So I now call the name of Jesus three
times. I shout Jesus Jesus
Jesus! All of a
miraculously, smoke start to
be vanishing,
to where? I no know. It is a miracle
something o! Smoke start to
disappearing
small, small, small. Then, my
plantain have
burn to matches. Hallelujah! Praise thy Lord
somebodies.
But my main
testimony today
be say; I chop that charcoal
and nothing is
happen to me!
Praise thy Lord
19 Jan 2017 | 14:22
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Chai... you chop am??
19 Jan 2017 | 14:36
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Nawa oh,your aunt is something else oh
19 Jan 2017 | 15:06
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lol English ain't easy
19 Jan 2017 | 15:18
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English must go back to britain
19 Jan 2017 | 15:23
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you did what
19 Jan 2017 | 15:27
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19 Jan 2017 | 15:49
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Just pray you aunt does not see this @macrex.
19 Jan 2017 | 16:02
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Na me tell her make she no go school... @hormortiyor
19 Jan 2017 | 16:08
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and you no fit teach am fah?
19 Jan 2017 | 16:12
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thumbs up bro
19 Jan 2017 | 16:22
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Chei
19 Jan 2017 | 16:27
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Lol
19 Jan 2017 | 16:35
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No be small thing
19 Jan 2017 | 22:43
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hnmm! testimony letter
20 Jan 2017 | 04:08
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it not a easy sumtin to you o.
20 Jan 2017 | 05:38
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kikikikikikikikikikikikik RIP English
20 Jan 2017 | 16:09
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