At times, thinking fast saves. Take the story of this Dog for example.
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from
a distance and says with caution "this guy looks
edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts
rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog
noticed and starts to panic but as he's about to run
he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea
and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion
meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says "woah! This
guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave
while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey
witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey
realizes that he can benefit from this situation by
telling the lion and getting something in return. So
the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really
happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back,
we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to
the dog. The dog sees them and realized what
happened and starts to panic even more. He then
gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that
monkey!? I told him to bring me another lion an hour
ago." The lion stopped and ate the monkey for
dinner.
lols one word for this dog
