Unilag... Buy her iPhone 6
Uniport... Take her shopping
Unical... Promise her calabar carnival
Imt....u must be a musician
Esut... U must be a cultist
Unn.... Speak big English
Unizik... Buy her food
Imsu... Take her to night club
Fed-poly ado ... Take her to eatery
Nekede.... Buy her suya
Oko poly... Do assignment for her
Ansu.... Send her recharge card #100
Nwafor orizu...post her pic on facebook
Ebsu.... Tell her u stay in onitsha
Absu....promise to make her miss absu
Delsu.... Tell her ur brother is a militant
Auchi poly... Just wear gold
Uniben... Carry laptop (they love yahoo guys)
If u doubt me u can use ur mb and argue, u will just forward you to your ancestors for argument.