Fun Time
14 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS
A NIGERIAN;...
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!"
And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!".
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says,
“Drop it on my head.".
3) When she brings food wrapped in a
nylon bag from a party..
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have
fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you
have fever when you press
phone every night”..
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd
in my class.” and she replies, “So the
person that took first has two heads
abi?”.. 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to
work, just to punish you..
7) When you are watching television
with her and then she sleeps off and
still doesn’t want you to change the
channel... 8) When you tell her you are going
to
a friend's place to play and she asks,
''When last did
that friend come here to play with
you?..
9) When she asks you if the food she served
you is enough, andyou reply
no, and she says, come
and eat own with yours..
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem,
you will hear Ween..
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or paper..
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill
my mother, so you will not killme''..
13) When she calls you from your
room upstairs and then sends you
back upstairs to bring her purse.. 14) When
you ask her to refund the
money you borrowed her and she
tells you, "All the food you
have been eating in the house nko?
Which money did you think was used
in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful.
GOD BLESS NIGERIANS MUMMY
