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*****TRUE LIFE FACTS*****

*****TRUE LIFE FACTS*****

By FynBoy in 13 Nov 2015 | 05:45
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(1) A true friend is lyk a penis,it stands up for u in times of need...(2)A genuine friend is lyk a bra,it supports u at all times...(3)A faithful friend is like a condom,it protects u frm al harm...(4)A loving friend is lyk a vargina it accomodates you fully,despiste the size of ur problem... Wat kind of friend ar u to ur friends? penis,bra,condom or vargina?

Do u know dat penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors, it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients, thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months, Besides it has 3 good manners too....(1)IT IS COURTEOUS:it stands before it performs...(2)IT IS EMOTIONAL:it weeps during performance...(3)IT IS POLITE:it bows after performing.

***KUMUTRA SAID AND I QUATE***
(1)if u suck one nipple,d woman herself offers d other one, and dat was d origin of "BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE"!.....(2)Life is lyk a dick sometimes it becomes hard for no reason...
13 Nov 2015 | 05:45
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13 Nov 2015 | 05:48
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(3)Have you ever notice that everything on a woman's upper body starts with "B" (eg)blouse,bra,bikini,boobs and lower body with "P" (eg) peticoat,panties,pussy.....and that is the origin of "BP" blood pressure... (4)A loving husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet not her eyes....A loving wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard not his life.... (5)When a lady is pregnant her friends will touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none will touch the man's dick and say "well done" WHY? because hard works are never appreciated, only the result matters.... IF YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED LET ME SEE YOUR COMMENT AND FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.
13 Nov 2015 | 06:01
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Cnt count d tyms dix has bein posted here
13 Nov 2015 | 06:09
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1 Apr 2016 | 22:45
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