(abeg no insult me oh, say your mind)
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babe - how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Anyway let me go so dat I can have d latest
information abt her.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, I don't
know why she
can't sit in her house. she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she must be
joking.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey o ? How ur drunkard
father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashawo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I
dey come charge my phone jare.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink beer.
Francis: like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON:
Girls are always nice to each other but they never
like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always have each other's back.
TRUE or FALSE?"
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