(1) UNILAG Girls – Just Take them 2 a
Sharwarma Restaurant and Get them drink,
Sometimes Water sef, and Promise them Movida
4 Nite. Finish dere pants r down…. SMH
2)BABCOCK Girls – They got Little Class, Just
take em to Club, and a bottle of Moet or Nuvo..
Finish! U own their Body(I must warn,they
wudnt get down wiv u if u are from the same
school).
3)COVENANT Girls – SMH Any iPhone excluding
IPhone4 gives u a Pass to there…buh when u are
fucking them,do mot have a winners sticker in
the room let alone papa’s picture….iyaff finish
be that!
4) OSU Girls – YEPPA! Just show them Lappy and
Connection, As a Yahoo Boy. Walai Dem Go Nack
Apako comot Ur Body….even if u never
hammer…..they’d fuck you till u do
5) LEAD CITY Girls – “Tualey” I no go Lie My Guy
U Must get Bad Machine O. Those Lead city
Girls Sabi Oshofree Guy When dey see am O…
But the P na Bad Machine wey u dey ride, then
P Go Sure…..thry’d fuck even the mallams in
sabo,boutique owners in dugbe,merchants in
aleshinlooye and gbagi sef….all for the cash!
6) Bells and Caleb Girls – LOL Just a Bump Shot
and Tank Top, kan Promise them Rehab and
Chinese Restaurant.before the date U Promise d
Parol, U just Dey nack Apako dey Go. If d Date
reach, Postpone am Again take renew D
contract…. LOL.
7)UNAAB gals….one ride would do,if u club and
yet your GP is above 2.5,you can even date
friends sef…..buh be warned,they love to read
even when having sex or on a date and one
more thing……do not mess with them,they all
have licences to carry a cutlass
8)LASU gals……if you have one or more
okada,keke marwa or danfoo chei…..they’d camp
at ur house provided u have a DVD player and
you have season films,they’d cook and clean the
house too buh if u fuck them up,they know all
the touts in mushin….na die!
9)UNAD gals would fuck u so u cud say yes and
date them due to the ratio of gals to guys,if you
now have a car,you’d probably do sex audition
self…….yet dem dey go church?!!!
10)IFE gals……most of them are old having spent
over 6years in school and rilly don’t give a fuck
about sex…..they do it anyhow and if their vag
is dry,they just add reLaxer or polish to
continue…..all the dignity they have left is that
they are in OAU,ife….damn!
