I was in a car travelling to Lagos. The girls in
front of me were having a conversation about
their first time experience in a plane...
The first girl said, "Kate, you won't believe
where me and my boyfriend spent our holidays
last month."
Kate answered, "Please tell me about it."
MARY: We boarded a plane to France. We were
in the first class cabin, I was sitting close to the
pilot, they were serving us many delicacies like
cake, meat pie, red wine, palm wine, suya,
roasted yam, etc. Later the plane became stuffy,
I had to roll down the
window. I saw everybody on the ground, I saw
my house, I even saw that your fine brother.
KATE: That means you enjoyed a lot on the
plane.
MARY: Very much!
KATE: My boyfriend and I travelled to Canada
too. The journey was so enjoyable except when
the plane had a flat tyre. We had to park and
call a roadside mechanic to replace the flat tyre.
Later, we were caught up in traffic. The pilot
had to come out to control the traffic so we
could have a free passage. Few hours later, the
plane's fuel finished, One of the stewardesses
had to take a Jerrycan to the petrol station to
get some fuel...
And they went on and on. I just told the driver
to drop me by the roadside before I suffocate
from lies....
