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TWO NUNS

TWO NUNS

By NextAngel-sneh in 29 Nov 2015 | 15:55
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There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical
(SM), and the other one was known as Sister
Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from
the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been
following us for the past thirty-eight and a half
minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to
walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the
only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will
reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You
go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow
us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister
Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell
me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man
couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to
run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast
as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached
me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress
up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down
his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be
dirty ..........hmmmm.
29 Nov 2015 | 15:55
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29 Nov 2015 | 16:08
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Lmao
29 Nov 2015 | 16:10
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Hmmm...
29 Nov 2015 | 16:12
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Very Funny
29 Nov 2015 | 16:16
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Lngest Tym Nextangel
29 Nov 2015 | 16:17
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lol anytime i read this thing it always gets me
29 Nov 2015 | 16:18
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Hmmmm *sighing mode*
29 Nov 2015 | 16:24
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The only Logical thing to do here iz to laugh Hahahahahahaha
29 Nov 2015 | 16:31
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Hmmmm the only logical thing to do is to comment after reading a logical stuff. Logic>maths :)
29 Nov 2015 | 16:36
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Smilling shyly...logical indeed :)
29 Nov 2015 | 16:41
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Logical indeed ooooo
29 Nov 2015 | 16:47
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Lolz... nice
29 Nov 2015 | 16:52
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Very 4ny it realy got....
29 Nov 2015 | 17:06
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Lol thanks@nxtangel
29 Nov 2015 | 17:22
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Lol,sl u get brain
29 Nov 2015 | 17:44
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Lol hmmmmn
29 Nov 2015 | 18:36
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Lol.... thanks @nxtangel
29 Nov 2015 | 18:37
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Hmm.. U qot me sha.
29 Nov 2015 | 18:37
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe .. d only logical thing 4 me to do is to laugh
29 Nov 2015 | 19:08
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lol... very logical
29 Nov 2015 | 21:52
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Xtremely logical
30 Nov 2015 | 01:39
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u qot me there...
30 Nov 2015 | 02:41
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Lolz
30 Nov 2015 | 03:48
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Really funny
30 Nov 2015 | 04:03
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Lmao
30 Nov 2015 | 06:12
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Tnx @Nextangel
30 Nov 2015 | 06:18
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hmmmm very funny
30 Nov 2015 | 06:18
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Hahaha, funny U, ride on jare...tnx 4 d iv @NextAngel...
30 Nov 2015 | 06:33
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Hahaha very 4ny
30 Nov 2015 | 06:35
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Lollz
30 Nov 2015 | 07:51
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Lolz
1 Dec 2015 | 11:17
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lol. very funny
1 Dec 2015 | 11:54
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