UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
1. If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend then either the 'GIRLFRIEND' is new or the 'CAR'
2. A good discussion is like MINI-SKIRT short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject...
JOKE
Akpors found a gennie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishers. The genei said, ''for every wish you make, your wife gets two'' Akpors asked for a car and the gennie gave his wife two. He then asked for a house and again his wife got double then Akpors got jealous and said, '' For my last wish, beat me half to death''.... One word for AKPORS