Welcome to the university,
where every student looks familiar.
where you never stop meeting new friends.
where you fall in love every week.
where your heart is broken every week.
where every girl you walk with is called your girlfriend.
where true love only lasts two weeks.
where all guys hate to greet girls with handshakes.
where every girl is a senator's daughter.
where every 100L student plans to buy a car in their 300L.
Welcome to the university,
where you are never punished for not doing assignments.
where students don't "Pick" when they come late to school.
where the lecture hall becomes a crusade center on that announced Test day.
where students write the Test two hours after the lecturer has left the class and still begs the lecturer to collect it.
where every student wants a 4.0 but they don't know where the library is.
Welcome to the university,
where the lecturers are always looking for excuse to leave the class before time.
where all the lecturers are authors.
where the lecturers give assignments that are not on Google.
where lecturer tells u that even if u write well in exam without buying their textbook u will fail.
Welcome to the university
where students only remember God and fellowship few weeks to exam.
where Engineering students don't know how to cut wire with plier.
where E.L.S student fail GST101 & 102 (USE OF ENGLISH 1&2),
where an agric student have never been to a farm.
where a medical student faints when she sees blood.
where political science students hates politics.
where a computer science student do not need computers.
where all lecturers make their textbooks necessary but not compulsory.
where every 100L science student want to transfer to department of medicine.
Where students go to the library with extension to charge phones and sleep then come out and make their Friends feel they have been jacking for 8hrs.
Where girls value their phones more than their body.
Where burn fire nights and SUG party have the same attendance as 'Come and see'.
Where SUG have been taken over by cultist and common criminals.
Where no lady is above 25yrs.
Where 87% of students play nairabet to survive.
Where everyday is someone's birthday.
Where basic students are claiming admission officers.
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!
