How can a girl send you boxers and expect an
iPhone 6s? A tie and expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet and expect a Rolex Wristwatch?
Cufflinks and expect a BB Porsche of
N450,000? Or nothing at all and expect an
expensive dinner at KFC?
Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends
(NAB) says it should be trade by barter this
Valentine. Boxers should be exchanged with a
G-string, Singlets should be exchanged with
Bras. If she gives you roll-on, buy her 'Lip
gloss'. She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber
band to tie her natural hair. If she shows up
at your door empty-handed, put NTA, AIT, STV
or African Magic for her to watch. Put off your
generator. If she asks for an expensive dinner,
take her to an expensive vigil, MFM or The
LORD'S CHOSEN to be precise. She gives you a
flower, give her Ugu (Vegetables), both are
natural. If she gives you cake, you give her
beancake (akara). If she gives you lacasera,
buy her kunu.
We don't want next Year's Valentine to be one-
sided anymore.
