DEFINITIONS OF WAHALA:.
¤ When the person interviewing you at your new job
is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
"Bro, u go apologise tire.!".
¤ When you abuse your friend, "your mama!!!"
and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at
you,
Egbon, u go collect plenty slap!.!".
¤ When Mosquito lands on your father's Baldhead
and u try to kill it with your bare hand.
"You must provide the proof ohh, or else...".
¤ When you update your status as "salary things" on
Facebook
and your landlord "like" and comments "on point"""".
U go travel go villa by force."."
¤ When you're in a bus and you throw away your
#500 naria note
instead of gala wrapper.
"Chai! E don be for you be dat!".
¤ When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take light
and you shout
"NEPA na fools"....... And he's there with u.
"Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees."
¤ When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey
ping...
# Lol. Na automatic ticket to grave.
¤ When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out
that your wallet fell out in a
taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar oh because you go
wash plate tire...
¤ When "Usain Bolt" chases u with a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish..
¤ When u give beggar #500 note instead of #50.
My guy that na story for the gods oh.
¤ When soldier punish u finish come release u make
u dey
go, u come climb ur bike come shout " officet hunder
fire u"
and ur bike no come gree start again..
Chi! Guy make you faint before he reach where you
dey,
because na lighting go fire you.
¤When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala
and the seller run wit N950 change...
# Cry No go Do Am, Just take heart and leave drive
alone.
¤ When you post on Facebook "My boss is an idiot"
and ur boss like ur post.
"No just go worktomorrow.
