A friend asked for a lady's hand in
marriage and her father gave him this
form to fill. After reading the form, he
told his potential father. -in-law that he
needed to use the rest room which the man obliged.
Immediately he got to their toilet, he
just scaled through the window and ran
out of the compound.
DID YOU JUST ASK WHY?
Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in his
shoes.
Over to you!
APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING
GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your
daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Is the range of your income within a
month between five hundred thousand
and a million? Yes/No
6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look
back. If all your answers are YES,
Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
______________________________ _______________
______________________________
_______________
______________________________
_______________
_________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how you can give respect to your father
in- law and mother in-law.
______________________________
_______________
______________________________ _______________
______________________________
________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need money to fix my hair at the
saloon", what would be your answer ? ______________________________
__
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
______________________________
_______________
______________________________ _______________
______
5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean to you?
______________________________
_______________ ___________________
6. Are your parents living together? Yes/
No
If No explain why?
______________________________
__ 7. Are your parents legally married?
Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than
your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
______________________________
_______________
___________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY" As used by women (100 words) ______________________________
_______________
______________________________
_______________
______
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
______________________________
_______________
______________________________
_______________ ______
10. In case of divorce, who do you think
is the owner of the kids between the
father and the mother?
______________________________
__ Answer the following with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interview
(s)?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor?
_________________________
5. Please attach your passport sized
photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national
newspaper to cross check if you have
other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_____
__________ Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be
acknowledged "only if you are
successful". As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave
your other details in case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _______________
__________
Email:
____________________
Phone: ______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
_____________________
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