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wat will u have done .

wat will u have done .

By Dangerkelvin in 10 Jan 2016 | 15:08
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Dangerkelvin Sammylee

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Funny joke to make your sunday lol
Father-in-law: Young man' u're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and you're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect!
Man: I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-in-law: You mean you drink nd smoke and u're here to seek my daughter's hand in marriage?
Man: Sir i only drink and smoke when i go to club.
Father-in-law: You club too?
Man: I am sorry sir, i started clubing when i came out of prison.
Father-in-law: You've also been to prison before? Oh my God!
Man: Sorry sir, i went to jail when i killed somebody!!..
Father-in-law: What you're a killer???.
Man: It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn't allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him..
Father-in-law: You are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. You are absolutely the right man for my daughter.ve also been to prison before? Oh my God!
Man: Sorry sir, i went to jail when i killed somebody!!..
Father-in-law: What you
10 Jan 2016 | 15:08
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@coolval @mray @uall
10 Jan 2016 | 15:10
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lolz..
10 Jan 2016 | 15:10
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@demilade if u where the father......
10 Jan 2016 | 15:27
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u go fear nah
10 Jan 2016 | 15:52
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Lol. I cn't fit laffin
10 Jan 2016 | 15:57
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Nice thing u did, but ur daughter will suffer well well
10 Jan 2016 | 16:09
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Lolz No Man Wan Die Na
10 Jan 2016 | 16:24
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I would have done the same thing the dad did
10 Jan 2016 | 16:46
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Na him strong pass?
10 Jan 2016 | 16:47
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Lol thats pretty stupid sha
10 Jan 2016 | 17:13
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Lol
10 Jan 2016 | 18:01
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Lolllzzzz
10 Jan 2016 | 18:10
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lol...same thing d man did dats wah I will do.
10 Jan 2016 | 18:41
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if na u nko
10 Jan 2016 | 19:23
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Nobody wan die
29 Mar 2016 | 06:23
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Exactly wetin the man do na I go do o
29 Mar 2016 | 06:24
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Smh
29 Mar 2016 | 06:55
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