Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester united
Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love Arsenal.. Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is
drogba
playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these
teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is
Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look
the
same...what's that
yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player... After few
minutes Rooney scores for
Manchester united....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that
Chamberlain
who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for
Manchester
united...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal
who should have scored!!
Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red
card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player
should
go out of the pitch for his misbehaving...
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwill ing to answer] aaaaaaa
no... Wife: its
the same
with traffic lights yellow=warning ,red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling ...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in
a field
of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks
like
mr bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's
coach is
manchest wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]
