AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance
fast! My friend just had an
accident. He's bleeding from the
nose and ears, and I think both of
his legs are broken!
CARBONY: Where is your
location?
AKPOS: Gba--ja-bia--mi la Street.
CARBONY: Please, spell the
Gbajabiamila.
[minutes of silence]
CARBONY: Are you there?
[Still silent]
CARBONY: Hey, mister! Are you
there!?
AKPOS: [Panting] Erm...Erm...so
sorry for the delay. I couldn't spell
Gbajabiamila. So, I've dragged him
to Oni street. Should I spell it
now?
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PROSTITUTE: Oga U wan do?..
AKPOS: If only u
go do am like my wife..
PROSTITUTE: Yes na!
How she dey do am?..
AKPOS: She dey do am
for FREE!
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Teacher - "We are the descendants of
Adam and Eve."
Akpors - "...Excuse me sir, but my dad
says we are the decendants of ape."
Teacher - "We are not talking about ur
family here.
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