my friend named seguntimmy visited me
yesterday, he told me that he wants to take
weed for the first time, I told him not to, but
he said that mrbahbz takes it regularly and
nothing is wrong with him.
Seguntimmy then took the weed, 3 minutes
later, he went into my room and came out
wearing my coat.
Me:- why are you wearing my coat?
Seguntimmy:- what kind of stupid question is
that? Should I not wear coat to my marriage
again?
Me:- what marriage?
Seguntimmy:- why asking stupid question na,
or did you take weed? U better get dressed
because you are going to be my flower girl.
Me:- Jesus, blood of God, who are you going
to marry by the way?
Seguntimmy:- I will marry the pastor na.
I fainted